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03-30-2005, 11:41 AM | #4521 |
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No one at the Green Dragon would ever believe their tale of being by abducted by aliens...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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03-30-2005, 11:50 AM | #4522 |
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Legolas pic:
Legolas was jealous upon hearing that Saruman got a part in the new Star Wars Episodes II and III, he decides to try out. Merry/Pippin pic: Merry was so distracted he did not notice the drooling, mutant zombie closing in right behind him.
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03-30-2005, 01:45 PM | #4523 |
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Treebeard: I really don't like Merry and Pippin, I'll tell you about the Entwives if you can sneak me outta here.
Quickbeam: Sure, hang on...Hey Merry! Merry: What? Quickbeam: Look at that! Merry: What is it? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon...Hey is that it? Naw... Pippin: (coming up behind him) Hey Merry, can I look too? Merry: Sure, but it'll cost ya. Pippin: My wallet's in the car, I mean...in my pocket. Merry: He is so stupid, and now back to the looking. (Treebeard and Quickbeam sneak away.)
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03-30-2005, 03:05 PM | #4524 |
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Merry and Pippin see their hopes and dreams go up in smoke as, on the night they were supposed to march on Isengard, Treebeard 'accidentally' gets extremely drunk.
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03-30-2005, 03:08 PM | #4525 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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The sight of Treebeard relieving himself was far from pleasant.
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03-30-2005, 03:13 PM | #4526 |
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Merry got worried after he found out that pippin had arranged Ent wrestling.
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03-30-2005, 03:19 PM | #4527 |
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Merry and Pippin get their first sight of an Entwife...
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03-30-2005, 03:28 PM | #4528 |
Denethor's True Love
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The Ents give an enthusiastic display of their morris dancing skills.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
03-30-2005, 05:29 PM | #4529 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Pippin: "Merry, should we be worried that a giant, scary flying creature that nobody's ever seen before has just picked up Frodo and the Ring and is taking them to Mordor?"
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03-30-2005, 05:58 PM | #4530 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Staring in astonished disbelief as the ents complete their annual sap-collecting ritual, Merry and Pippen vow to never again eat syrup on their flapjacks.
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03-30-2005, 05:59 PM | #4531 |
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Merry and Pippin discovered the only other hobbit who had set foot in Fangorn, Bulfo Brakehurst, who had apparently been hitting the Ent Draught to hard during his time there.
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03-30-2005, 06:25 PM | #4532 |
Bittersweet Symphony
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Merry and Pippin were staring so intently at whatever they were intently staring at that they didn't notice the armies of killer fake trees sneaking up behind them.
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03-30-2005, 06:27 PM | #4533 |
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counting what?....37?
The Hobbits shocked and apalled after they saw Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED!
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03-30-2005, 11:39 PM | #4534 | |
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Quote:
Merry: (slowly) Where's my cottage?
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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03-31-2005, 12:13 AM | #4535 |
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Merry and Pippin look up in awe and horror as they see a glimpse of Treebeard in pyromania mode.
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03-31-2005, 01:20 AM | #4536 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Hobbits: simply irresistible.
Merry: Is it me, or did that tree just wink at me?
Pippin: No, I think it winked at me.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-31-2005, 02:55 AM | #4537 |
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Horror set in as Merry realised that, during a drunken stupor, he had told Treebeard that one of his favourite things to do was to burn plants in a small pipe...
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03-31-2005, 05:46 AM | #4538 |
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One hour before the picture was taken...
Pippin: I would give anything for a whiff of Old Toby. Merry: Whats this? * finds a barrel of Long Bottom Leaf * I dont believe it! Pippin: Finest pipe weed in the South Farthing! Merry and Pippin issue forth their pipes and have a good old smoke... Back to present time. Pippin: Merry look! That tree over there, it just moved! Merry: Dont be so silly Pip! Pippin: LOOK! It's moving! Merry: I dont believe it! Pippin: We definitely smoke too much!!! Merry: I dont think that was just Long Bottom Leaf. Pippin: No, neither do I. I've got the munchies, pass me the lembas...
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...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted
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03-31-2005, 08:40 AM | #4539 |
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Merry: What do you mean the tree behind us has a startling resemblance to the tree in Sleepy Hollow*?
Pippin: Where's Sleepy Hollow? Merry: I don't know but it's making me sleepy. *The Movie of course
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03-31-2005, 11:04 AM | #4540 |
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Merry and Pippin realise that the strain of there being no entwives is taking its toll on the ents.
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03-31-2005, 11:44 AM | #4541 |
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Merry: "Wow! I don't believe it!"
Pippin: "Don't believe what?" Merry: "Even Ents get white carrier bags stuck in their branches!"
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03-31-2005, 12:36 PM | #4542 |
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Unfortunately neither possibility works, Boromir - try again...
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03-31-2005, 12:44 PM | #4543 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Still reckons you are a thief, Boromir...
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03-31-2005, 12:54 PM | #4544 |
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Ah drat, I found this nice site with frame-by-frame captures but everyone seems to be having a problem with it (except me). So I'll just back to my webcrawler like I've done in the past...
Enchanted voice from above speaks to the hobbits and transmits a a new pic... Eomer: Give me your money, dork.
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03-31-2005, 01:42 PM | #4545 |
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From the Rohan Skin Cancer Awareness campaign...
Grima: SPF 50 Eomer: SPF 2 (when ski-ing)
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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03-31-2005, 02:23 PM | #4546 |
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Grima holds back his laughter at the sight of the "Kick Me" sign on Eomer's back.
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03-31-2005, 02:57 PM | #4547 |
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Eomer: Seriously, stick your hair up you’re nose and Eyowin will go nuts for you!
Grima: Are you sure? Eomer: Yes, now go! *Snigger*
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03-31-2005, 03:16 PM | #4548 |
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The kids are unhappy upon realising there'll be no dessert.
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03-31-2005, 03:30 PM | #4549 |
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Eomer: Quickly, my darling. We shall slip out now and nobody shall notice.
Grima: Yes, honeybunch. To my chambers.
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03-31-2005, 03:33 PM | #4550 |
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The first rule of travel on the Edoras Underground. No matter how close you have to stand to your fellow passengers, never look them in the eye.
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Gordon's alive!
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03-31-2005, 03:46 PM | #4551 |
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Eomer: listen i told you before and i'll tell you again, i do not want Green Eggs and Ham, i will not eat it in a box, i will not eat it with a fox.
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03-31-2005, 04:48 PM | #4552 |
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(Merry and Pippin Picture)
Though it was noted that in Fangorn everything was a freakishly twisted fate of biology, Merry and Pippin were only really convinced when they stumbled upon the legendary 50 meter tall Longbottom leaf tree. ~ Ka
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03-31-2005, 05:18 PM | #4553 |
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Eomer: "Grima, who is that strange looking man?"
Grima: "You mean the one holding the sign that reads 'I am the Phantom, Bow to Me'?" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 03-31-2005 at 08:22 PM. |
04-01-2005, 02:57 AM | #4554 |
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Merry and Pip pic:
Pippin: Merry, I don't think it's such a good idea to pick a fight with someone 20 times your size... Merry: But it stole my teddy bear!! Eomer and Grima pic: Eomer: Eowyn, how many times do I have to tell you: Knock before you enter the toilet!
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04-01-2005, 10:53 AM | #4555 |
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Grima tried to buy his baddies some more time to save him from Eomer with the old "Look! There's a hot blonde girl behind you!" trick, but for some reason, it only enraged Eomer more...
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04-01-2005, 11:35 AM | #4556 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Eomer was swiftly growing tired of the Rohirrim's immature pranks.
Eomer- Okay... Which one of you guys taped the giant fishhook to Grima's face?
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04-01-2005, 01:47 PM | #4557 |
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My brain has alerted me that it's time for a new picture...
Finally, Figwit saw his chance and upon that moment wished to put his opinion into the arguement - sadly though, he was stamped out by his clumbersome friend and the taser that elrond had just shot into his bottom... ~ A Ka
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04-01-2005, 01:52 PM | #4558 |
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Little-known facts about Middle-earth
#47 - Elves are actually very sticky.
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04-01-2005, 03:07 PM | #4559 |
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As he stood in some of Boromir's horse's crap, a varied and colourful list of things ran through his mind. Unfortunately only one word made it out.
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04-01-2005, 03:31 PM | #4560 |
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No... no.. NO. NO NO NO NO!!!
They both saw... you guessed it... Gandalf the grey uncloaked...
OR Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...
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