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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, they drove back in the way just in time to get fried.
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Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately that was only a decoy Minas Tirith...the real Minas Tirith was on in Edoras by this time.
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#4523 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, it got into a head-on collision with Mount Zoom.
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#4524 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately it was in the middle of the Brown Lands
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, that was precisely what caused the death of all the Entwives.
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#4526 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, the mystery was now solved so nobody has to talk about where the entwives went anymore, good job menel!
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#4527 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Unfortunately, the ents were enraged so much that they waged war on all races.
And won.
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#4528 |
Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Fortunately, Middle-earth was much cleaner with the Ents as bosses over everything
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#4529 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, the evil logging industry showed up.
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#4530 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, the logging industry went into liquidation... literally.
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#4531 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Unfortunately, Bob the Troll drank the liquified logging industry and learned how to use a chainsaw... which, being a troll, he decided to use cheap horror movie-style on everyone.
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#4532 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, nobody watches horror-movies in Middle Earth so Bob the Troll was quickly forgotten
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, he started chainsawing (new word!) Lothlorien and its inhabitants.
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#4534 |
Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately the chainsaw could not cut through the Mallorn trees.
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#4535 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately a Super-Duper Chainsaw could and it did... oh yes it did...
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Guard of the Citadel
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Fortunately Galadriel magically summoned a wall of mithril through which the new chainsaw couldn't cut
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#4537 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, Bob had a mithril chainsaw.
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#4538 |
Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately the Mithril saw's giant power sucked up a lot of fuel and soon all of Middle-earth was completely fuel-less.
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#4539 |
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Unfortunately, that meant that the technology that we have today would never find roots in Middle-Earth.
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#4540 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Fortunately, that explained why Middle-Earth didn't really undergo much of an industrial revolution over the course of Tolkien's writings.
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Pittodrie Poltergeist
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again
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Unfortunately since Middle Earth is meant to be our past that means the internet doesn't exist and that means the Barrowdowns site doesn't exist, and that means this thread doesn't exist, and that means I'm typing into nothing, and that means I'm insane!!!!!!!!!
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Mellifluous Maia
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Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Fortunately, the rest of us are either insane too, or figments of HWAIM's imagination.
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#4543 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Unfortunately, it turned out that we were in fact insane and all woke up from our shared delusion in a mental hospital somewhere.
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#4544 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Fortunately, we painted a door on the wall and walked through it into Middle Earth.
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#4545 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran us over once we had stepped through.
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#4546 |
Pittodrie Poltergeist
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Fortunately we were ran over beside a patch of athelas so we were alright
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#4547 |
Alive without breath
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Unfortunately, some were allergic to Athelas.
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#4548 |
Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately the 'some' were only 2, and no one felt it was a big deal, so they kept going.
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#4549 |
Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Unfortunately, *whispers* Middle Earth is only make-believe - absolutely wonderful make-believe, but not a real place, which left us ..nowhere...
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#4550 |
Pittodrie Poltergeist
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Fortunately, we all had some pipeweed, so that made nowhere somewhere
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#4551 |
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Unfortunately the effect of the pipeweed soon wore off, and we realised we still were nowhere...
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#4552 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, we were all teleported to Somewhere.
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#4553 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, that place was Eru's courtroom.
"I deem you all guilty for partaking in the lame and pathetic action of self-insertion!" Then everybody was thrown in the void and starved to death and froze. Meanwhile, Gimil had finally found something to eat, but now he needed something to drink.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, he found something to drink, but it was poisoned.
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#4555 |
Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately it was Iocane powder and Gimli had built up a resistance to Iocane.
(Bonus for anyone who knows what I am referencing)
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The Princess Bride... What's my prize?
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#4557 |
Laconic Loreman
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A congradulations of course,
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#4558 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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sigh...
Unfortunately, the DRAGON came in the night!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fortunately, he didn't attack anyone.
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Pittodrie Poltergeist
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Unfortunately, this is because everyone ran away from him, he torched plenty of buildings in Minas Tirith
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