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Meneltarmacil · 02-23-2007, 09:20 PM

Unfortunately, the excessive amount of "ring-a-dong-dillo"s caused the dog to die of annoyance.

Rikae · 02-23-2007, 09:30 PM

Fortunately, the ring-a-dong dillos were frightened by the Morgo-yak, curled up into balls and rolled away.

The Elf-warrior · 02-23-2007, 09:50 PM

Unfortunately the Morgo-Yak discovered AOL instant messaging.

Meneltarmacil · 02-23-2007, 10:03 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over his computer.

Rikae · 02-23-2007, 10:10 PM

Unfortunately, the computer was more durable than Mount Zoom, and the latter cracked, and the crack grew wider until the moon could be seen through it; and then Mount Zoom plunged into the tarn.

Or something like that.

High King Fingolfin · 02-24-2007, 09:46 AM

Fortunately, no one really liked Mount Zoom anyway.

elronds_daughter · 02-24-2007, 03:13 PM

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom held the secrets of Life, the Universe, and Everything, and therefore had to be rebuilt.

Rikae · 02-24-2007, 07:03 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom had somehow reassembled itself as it fell, and was now upside-down in the tarn.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-24-2007, 10:57 PM

Unfortunately, answers to such questions were found in Elrond's library that exact moment.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-24-2007, 11:51 PM

Fortunately someone who wanted to find the answers to these questions went to Elrond's library and used them to restore order to Middle-earth.

The Might · 02-25-2007, 02:20 PM

Unfortunately Elrond was angry because people used his library without asking first and he cursed them

High King Fingolfin · 02-25-2007, 06:43 PM

Fortunately, Elrond was never known for his cursing ability, and ended up cursing Wormtongue instead.

Meneltarmacil · 02-25-2007, 06:51 PM

Unfortunately, Wormtongue cursed him right back, turning him into an iguana.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-25-2007, 09:10 PM

Fortunately, it was always Elrond's dream to become an iguana.

The Elf-warrior · 02-25-2007, 09:13 PM

Unfortunately, his recurring nightmare about being ran over by a car came true.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-25-2007, 10:54 PM

Fortunately, the books in Elrond's Library were donated to those who needed them; "How To Stay Clean On the Go" went to Aragorn, "Get Liked By the Fanbase" went to Legolas, "How To Not Look Like Plain Comic Relief" went to Gimil, "How To Not Steal People's Scenes" went to Arwen, "Filling Meals" went to Ungoliant, "How To Behave Like Actual, Likable People" went to the orcs, "How To Get Past Your Selfish Desires" went to Morgoth, "How To Use Your Brain" went to Sauron, "How To Not Look Dumb In Movies" went to Pippin, and "How To Stop People From Obsessing Over One Line" went to Gandalf.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-26-2007, 03:50 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo threw a tantrum because he didn't get a book.

Rikae · 02-26-2007, 04:11 PM

Fortunately, then he got "How to widen your eyes in terror without looking wimpy."

Meneltarmacil · 02-26-2007, 04:14 PM

Unfortunately, the book was cursed.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-26-2007, 04:20 PM

Fortunately, it was a "get horribly depressed" curse, which negated itself when it came into contact with Frodo's already existing horrible depression.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-26-2007, 08:09 PM

Unfortunately, it now made him EXTREMELY happy.

Meneltarmacil · 02-26-2007, 08:53 PM

Fortunately, he was better able to handle the quest that way...though it was rather annoying to others.

Volo · 02-27-2007, 08:12 AM

Unfortunately, Frodo's laughter made the Orcs notice Sam and kill him.

Thinlómien · 02-27-2007, 08:33 AM

Fortunately, Frodo was not killed and the quest could continue.

Meneltarmacil · 02-27-2007, 08:37 AM

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME!

...again.

Gil-Galad · 02-27-2007, 09:26 AM

Fortunately, the Dragon tripped over Barad-Dash, which lately has been constantly breaking down more and more...

High King Fingolfin · 02-27-2007, 10:39 AM

Unfortunately, the Dragon also broke Mount Zoom, making it impossible for Frodo throw the Ring in.

Precioussss · 02-27-2007, 10:46 AM

Fortunately, Shagrat fixed Mount Zoom so Frodo could throw the Ring in.

Boromir88 · 02-27-2007, 11:21 AM

Unfortunately by that time Frodo had lost the Ring.

Nogrod · 02-27-2007, 11:25 AM

Fortunately Sam was not that dead after all and had miraculously found the Ring.

Mithalwen · 02-27-2007, 11:27 AM

Fortunately Sam, who was well used to picking up after his master, had found it.

(You didn't think a silly little thing like death would stop him, did you? cf Pratchett's Mr Slant)

Meneltarmacil · 02-27-2007, 11:34 AM

Unfortunately, the Dragon ate Sam.

The Might · 02-27-2007, 11:50 AM

Fortunately Sam had some matches with him and so he made a fire inside the dragon causing him to let him go.

Boromir88 · 02-27-2007, 12:44 PM

Unfortunately Sam was covered in dragon slime stench and no one wanted to be withing 49 feet of him.

Meneltarmacil · 02-27-2007, 01:15 PM

Fortunately, this included the Orcs.

Elmo · 02-27-2007, 02:09 PM

Unfortunately, this did not include the newly created orc race Uruk-smells-to-Hai-heaven

Boromir88 · 02-27-2007, 02:33 PM

Fortunately they were tired of living under Sauron's oppression and decided to aid Sam in his quest.

Meneltarmacil · 02-27-2007, 02:35 PM

Unfortunately, the ground suddenly gave way and they all fell into the abyss.

Elmo · 02-27-2007, 02:37 PM

Fortunately, they have the miraculous Middle Earth characteristic of falling in to abysses and surviving

The 1,000 Reader · 02-27-2007, 03:39 PM

Unfortunately, they were all doomed to fall until they died of starvation.

02-23-2007, 09:20 PM	#4441
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the excessive amount of "ring-a-dong-dillo"s caused the dog to die of annoyance. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-23-2007, 09:50 PM	#4443
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Morgo-Yak discovered AOL instant messaging. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-23-2007, 10:03 PM	#4444
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over his computer. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-23-2007, 10:10 PM	#4445
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, the computer was more durable than Mount Zoom, and the latter cracked, and the crack grew wider until the moon could be seen through it; and then Mount Zoom plunged into the tarn. Or something like that. Last edited by Rikae; 02-23-2007 at 10:21 PM.

02-24-2007, 09:46 AM	#4446
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, no one really liked Mount Zoom anyway. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-23-2007, 09:30 PM	#4442
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, the ring-a-dong dillos were frightened by the Morgo-yak, curled up into balls and rolled away.

02-24-2007, 03:13 PM	#4447
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom held the secrets of Life, the Universe, and Everything, and therefore had to be rebuilt. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-24-2007, 07:03 PM	#4448
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, Mount Zoom had somehow reassembled itself as it fell, and was now upside-down in the tarn.

02-24-2007, 10:57 PM	#4449
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, answers to such questions were found in Elrond's library that exact moment. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-24-2007, 11:51 PM	#4450
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately someone who wanted to find the answers to these questions went to Elrond's library and used them to restore order to Middle-earth. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-25-2007, 02:20 PM	#4451
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately Elrond was angry because people used his library without asking first and he cursed them __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-25-2007, 06:43 PM	#4452
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Elrond was never known for his cursing ability, and ended up cursing Wormtongue instead. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-25-2007, 06:51 PM	#4453
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Wormtongue cursed him right back, turning him into an iguana. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-25-2007, 09:10 PM	#4454
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately, it was always Elrond's dream to become an iguana. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-25-2007, 09:13 PM	#4455
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately, his recurring nightmare about being ran over by a car came true. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-25-2007, 10:54 PM	#4456
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the books in Elrond's Library were donated to those who needed them; "How To Stay Clean On the Go" went to Aragorn, "Get Liked By the Fanbase" went to Legolas, "How To Not Look Like Plain Comic Relief" went to Gimil, "How To Not Steal People's Scenes" went to Arwen, "Filling Meals" went to Ungoliant, "How To Behave Like Actual, Likable People" went to the orcs, "How To Get Past Your Selfish Desires" went to Morgoth, "How To Use Your Brain" went to Sauron, "How To Not Look Dumb In Movies" went to Pippin, and "How To Stop People From Obsessing Over One Line" went to Gandalf. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-26-2007, 03:50 PM	#4457
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately, Frodo threw a tantrum because he didn't get a book. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-26-2007, 04:11 PM	#4458
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, then he got "How to widen your eyes in terror without looking wimpy."

02-26-2007, 04:14 PM	#4459
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the book was cursed. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-26-2007, 04:20 PM	#4460
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, it was a "get horribly depressed" curse, which negated itself when it came into contact with Frodo's already existing horrible depression. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-26-2007, 08:09 PM	#4461
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately, it now made him EXTREMELY happy. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-26-2007, 08:53 PM	#4462
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he was better able to handle the quest that way...though it was rather annoying to others. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-27-2007, 08:12 AM	#4463
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunately, Frodo's laughter made the Orcs notice Sam and kill him. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

02-27-2007, 08:33 AM	#4464
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, Frodo was not killed and the quest could continue. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

02-27-2007, 08:37 AM	#4465
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME! ...again. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-27-2007, 09:26 AM	#4466
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, the Dragon tripped over Barad-Dash, which lately has been constantly breaking down more and more... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-27-2007, 10:39 AM	#4467
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the Dragon also broke Mount Zoom, making it impossible for Frodo throw the Ring in. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-27-2007, 10:46 AM	#4468
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Fortunately, Shagrat fixed Mount Zoom so Frodo could throw the Ring in. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

02-27-2007, 11:21 AM	#4469
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately by that time Frodo had lost the Ring. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-27-2007, 11:25 AM	#4470
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Fortunately Sam was not that dead after all and had miraculously found the Ring. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

02-27-2007, 11:27 AM	#4471
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,455	Fortunately Sam, who was well used to picking up after his master, had found it. (You didn't think a silly little thing like death would stop him, did you? cf Pratchett's Mr Slant) __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 02-27-2007 at 11:30 AM. Reason: Cross post ... Oooh spooky..... Noggin - we seem to have a psychic link :D

02-27-2007, 11:34 AM	#4472
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Dragon ate Sam. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-27-2007, 11:50 AM	#4473
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately Sam had some matches with him and so he made a fire inside the dragon causing him to let him go. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-27-2007, 12:44 PM	#4474
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately Sam was covered in dragon slime stench and no one wanted to be withing 49 feet of him. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-27-2007, 01:15 PM	#4475
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this included the Orcs. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.