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02-17-2007, 12:40 AM | #4401 |
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Unfortunately, the survivors hijacked it and assaulted Gondor.
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02-17-2007, 11:25 AM | #4402 |
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Fortunately, Minas Tirith came to the rescue.
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02-17-2007, 07:37 PM | #4403 |
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Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was a flooded wreck, meaning that it had to crumble, cause the mountains to crumble into the sea and making a wave to stop Mount Zoom, which would take out the rest of Middle-Earth.
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02-17-2007, 09:02 PM | #4404 |
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Fortunately, the tsunami only hurt the bad guys.
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02-17-2007, 09:36 PM | #4405 |
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Unfortunately, earthquakes killed all the good guys.
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02-18-2007, 02:24 AM | #4406 |
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Fortunately, the bad-guys were so traumatised by the experience that they turned good.
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02-18-2007, 03:47 PM | #4407 |
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Unfortunately, the wave crippled them so they couldn't do a thing.
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02-18-2007, 11:00 PM | #4408 |
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Fortunately, they were rehabilitated and went out to do good works across Middle-Earth.
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02-19-2007, 11:01 AM | #4409 |
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Unfortunately all their good works were destroyed by another tsunami and they all figured out being good was a waste of time. So, they turned back to being super-evil.
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02-19-2007, 02:24 PM | #4410 |
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Fortunaly, they were so evil that they cut each other up.
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02-20-2007, 07:20 AM | #4411 |
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Unfortunately the strongest among them survived and set himself up as the new Dark Lord of Middle-Earth. Since all the good guys are dead, noone is around to stop him.
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02-20-2007, 09:28 AM | #4412 |
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Fortunately, having watched Doctor Strangelove [special
director's cut] on dvds, hobbits, nassty elvsees with bright swords, assorted skinchangers, etc. had prepared underground shelters so as to avoid a mineshaft gap and emerged to rout the new Dark Lord and restore Middle-earth (yea! ).
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02-20-2007, 09:31 AM | #4413 |
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Unfortunately, they burned up in the sun because they weren't use to it anymore
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02-20-2007, 09:45 AM | #4414 |
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Fortunately the valar decided it was time to intervene
again and protected Middle-earth and the good guys from the sun.
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02-20-2007, 10:24 AM | #4415 |
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Unfortunately Tulkas decided to nap again giving even the Elves terrible sun burn
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02-20-2007, 03:17 PM | #4416 |
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Fortunately, Bob the Troll poked him with a spear and woke him up.
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02-20-2007, 04:43 PM | #4417 |
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Unfortunately, Bob the Troll was crippled and had his head finally torn off by Tulkas before Tulkas went back to sleep.
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02-20-2007, 05:37 PM | #4418 |
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Fortunately, Bob the Troll cloned himself a million times over before that happened, so there were a million Bob the Troll clones running around
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02-20-2007, 06:54 PM | #4419 |
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Unfortunately, they were all captured by orcs and thrown into pens where they were chained to walls and poked with sharp sticks.
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02-20-2007, 07:45 PM | #4420 |
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Fortunately, a terrible monster (named Bubba) ate the orcs.
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02-20-2007, 09:31 PM | #4421 |
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Unfortunately, he ate them whole and had no stomach acid, so the orcs cut themselves free.
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02-20-2007, 09:36 PM | #4422 |
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Fortunately Bob the Troll's clones were saved by the alien-eating dog.
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02-21-2007, 01:45 AM | #4423 |
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Unfortunately, Bubba sure wasn't, and meat was "back on the menu."
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02-21-2007, 09:37 AM | #4424 |
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Begun the Clone wars has...
Fortunately, everyone was content in letting Bubba sacrifice himself for the Bob Clones
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02-21-2007, 03:32 PM | #4425 |
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Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Bubba and prevented that from happening.
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02-21-2007, 09:49 PM | #4426 |
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Fortunately, Mount Zoom's front axle broke, causing a huge pile-up with Barrad-dash.
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02-22-2007, 03:37 PM | #4427 |
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Unfortunately, the two machines both toppled over and crushed all the good guys.
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02-22-2007, 06:15 PM | #4428 |
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Fortunately, the good guys were so crushworthy that all their fangirls came to the rescue and reconstituted them (with tasty onion broth and just a soupçon of oregano.)
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02-22-2007, 08:33 PM | #4429 |
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Unfortunately, all the good guys were allergic to oregano.
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02-22-2007, 10:32 PM | #4430 |
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Fortunately, all teh bad guys died from laughing too much at the good guys dying so everyone died...
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02-23-2007, 12:09 AM | #4431 |
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Unfortunately, not only was everybody dead, but the good guy's corpses were defiled by fangirl spirit and ff.net evils. This was truly horrible.
"I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance." Eru was in shock. "I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance!" Eru pounded his fists in rage on the remains of Middle-Earth, wiping out the rest of the population and causing the still-alive yet endlessly laughing Nazgul and Army of the Dead to be battered by earthquakes and falling rocks. But Tom Bombadil was fine. Because he's Tom Bombadil.
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02-23-2007, 08:08 AM | #4432 |
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Fortunately*, Tom Bombadil annoyed Eru enough that he was forced to silence him by dropping him into a bottomless pit of doom.
*Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life listening to "Hey dol, merry dol, ring-a-dong-dillo?"
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02-23-2007, 12:23 PM | #4433 |
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Unfortunately, Thorondor decided to rescue him.
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02-23-2007, 02:49 PM | #4434 |
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Fortunately, Thorondor was dead.
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02-23-2007, 06:30 PM | #4435 |
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Unfortunately, Thorondor became a Zombie-King-Bird and still saved them
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02-23-2007, 06:36 PM | #4436 |
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Fortunately, Tom died because Thorondor smelled too bad, being a zombie and all.
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02-23-2007, 07:41 PM | #4437 |
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Unfortunately, Tom became a singing skeleton.
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02-23-2007, 09:05 PM | #4438 |
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Fortunately, the serious cat decided that this thread are too silly for mirth and ate the bird.
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02-23-2007, 09:11 PM | #4439 |
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Unfortunately, the not-so-serious dog ate the serious cat.
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02-23-2007, 09:13 PM | #4440 |
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Fortunately, he also decided to use Tom as a singing chew-toy.
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