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Naz · 03-21-2005, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

The Merry pic:

Boromir: Why are you smiling?
Merry: I am not left handed.

The KotD pic:

"I am the Dreaded King of the Dead! I am here, but soon you will not be here. The Dreaded King of the Dead has come for your SOULLLS!"

yay Princess Bride!

And for manwe practical jokes^___^

Esgallhugwen · 03-21-2005, 07:11 PM

Sure Boromir may have gained a little weight, but he's still the King of Disco.

Boromir: Does this vest make me look fat?

Maeggaladiel · 03-21-2005, 09:38 PM

Denethor: Ah, my beloved son, Boromir! Classy, brave, wise, sophisticated...

Boromir: BURP! *crushes soda can against his forehead*

(Stage makeup can make miracles, people.)

Esgallhugwen · 03-21-2005, 10:11 PM

This epic battle is brought to you by Tide, "Go Ahead. Get Dirty."

Anguirel · 03-22-2005, 01:17 AM

A Man of Rohan, trying to impress Arwen (who of course fought at Helm's Deep) leapt off the walls with a war-whoop...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-22-2005, 02:57 AM

When the men of Rohan wouldn't let the Uruks join their bonfire-night celebrations, it caused the greatest riots seen in an age.
"Come on! Just one Fire work at least!" cry the Uruks.

Lhunardawen · 03-22-2005, 04:40 AM

After his first realization as Nilp mentioned above, the grave truth dawns on Boromir...

"This isn't Osgiliath???"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-22-2005, 06:01 AM

The Falling Uruk had just seen Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

WOW that's getting old!

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-22-2005, 10:55 AM

The annual Helm's Deep dinner dance was always a popular event, but the bouncers were scrupulous at keeping out the riff-raff.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-22-2005, 10:58 AM

To lighten the mood of the battle, one clown stuck gum on his boots and performed a funny walk down the wall for the amusement of his comrades. He was swiftly killed.

Boromir88 · 03-22-2005, 12:42 PM

In the mind of this particular Uruk, he felt jumping off the wall and being impaled by pikes was a more convenient way of dying, then getting shot by 16 arrows, then falling off the wall, and being impaled by pikes.

Meela · 03-22-2005, 01:11 PM

He should have thought twice before trying to chat up Eowyn when she had a battle-axe in her hand.

Maeggaladiel · 03-22-2005, 04:46 PM

As the first Rohirrim Paratrooper launches to the attack, he realizes that he may have forgotten something very important...

Gil-Galad · 03-22-2005, 05:07 PM

The Battle thickens and many of the Rohirrim soldiers begin to suffer from shellshock, then one of the soldiers jumps and yells"I'm an Albatross! I'm an Albatross!...I'm flapping my Albatross wings...I'm flapping my Albatross wings"

(Kudos to anyone who can guess what show that was from?and maybe a bonus if they can say who said it)

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-22-2005, 06:23 PM

Grrrzzllxx chose an inopportune moment to stop and admire the Rohirric skill in the art of exterior lighting.

The Elf-warrior · 03-22-2005, 07:05 PM

The Boromir pic:
"I have no memory of this place."

The Helm's Deep pic:
Falling Orc: "Arise! Arise! Orcs of the White Haaannnnnnd!

Gurthang · 03-22-2005, 07:59 PM

Look! It's LotR... in Technicolor?!

Formendacil · 03-22-2005, 11:57 PM

Lando Ork-rissian: "All troops, this is Ork Leader. All troops pull out, all troops pull out, the shield is still up."

Bywaters · 03-23-2005, 08:28 AM

Five seconds before the picture was taken...

Orc: Oi lads! I can see the pub from herrrreeeeee!

!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-23-2005, 08:35 AM

The uruk fainted in anticipation of a new picture.

Saruman: Grima, these girl scouts are determined to sell us those biscuits!

Boromir88 · 03-23-2005, 09:03 AM

Saruman: Friends, Uruks, Countrymen, lend me your ears...

and I don't know the rest....

Meela · 03-23-2005, 09:18 AM

Word had spread quickly amongst the Uruk lasses about Grima's one-night-only strip show.

narfforc · 03-23-2005, 10:19 AM

Grima to the assembled army, talking about Saruman: "He`s not a God, He`s a very naughty boy, now go away".

Boromir88 · 03-23-2005, 11:01 AM

Saruman: I assure you, you are all mistaken, I am not Dracula...(whispers) Igor, barricade the door.

Lalwendë · 03-23-2005, 12:07 PM

Saruman: "Tch! The neighbours are having a barbecue again. Better go and fetch the washing in, Grima. I don't want my underpants reeking of burned burgers like last time."

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-23-2005, 12:43 PM

Saruman: Now, Grima. If you would just like to point out the Orc who called you a "low-down, snivelling, whey-faced maggot", I will make sure that he is dealt with most severely.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-23-2005, 01:04 PM

That's a brilliant one, Saucepan.

Saruman: Agh! Why did I Give dynamite to these Stupid Uruks?

OR

Orc: I'm Uglug!

Other Orc: No I'm Uglug!

Two more Orcs: I'm Uglug!

More Orcs: I'm Uglug!

All Orcs and uruks: I'm Uglug! I'm Uglug.

A shiny sixth-pence to the clever fellow who can guess what this was inspired (that is nicked) from.

Anguirel · 03-23-2005, 01:46 PM

Spartacus!

Grima was taking care not to show his bald patch to the Uruks. They liked to use it as target practice.

Mithalwen · 03-23-2005, 03:17 PM

This year's Trooping of the colour lacked a certain something......

Nimrodel_9 · 03-23-2005, 03:42 PM

Saruman: Ack! Darn you Grima! Did you tell everyone I was dead again?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-23-2005, 03:46 PM

Brilliant, Nimrodel! I like that one. I would rep you, but it won't let me.

Congratulations, Anguirel, here’s you’re sixth-pence.

Saruman: see, I've been teaching them about shapes... so far they only can grasp the square.

davem · 03-23-2005, 03:48 PM

Saruman to Grima: 'I don't care how many of them there are, they're still not having their ball back.'

Lalwendë · 03-23-2005, 03:52 PM

Saruman: "Ooh, I feel just like Madonna in Evita".

Boromir88 · 03-23-2005, 05:01 PM

Lal, you've inspired me, now this isn't madonna, but still...

Saruman: I put a spell on youuuu, and now you're mine...
Grima: You're, mine, you're mine, you're mine
Saruman: I put a spell on youuuu...and it's so strong...
Grima: So strong, so strong, so strong....

Gil-Galad · 03-23-2005, 05:11 PM

Big turnout for WizardStock 05 eh?

Gurthang · 03-23-2005, 05:39 PM

Saruman and Grima have set up all their little orc mini-figures and are ready to play war on their brand new game board(complete with paths, walls, and fiery pits).

Saruman: What fun! I'll go first.
Grima: No, I'm going first; you were first last time.
Saruman: No, you're not first.
Grima: Yes I am.
(Saruman whacks Grima with his staff.)
Grima: OW! Fine. You can play by yourself then.
(Stomps off to his room to pout.)

Nimrodel_9 · 03-23-2005, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Brilliant, Nimrodel! I like that one. I would rep you, but it won't let me.

Oh, hate it when that happens!

Saruman: Quick, Grima! Get some more lemonade!

The Elf-warrior · 03-23-2005, 08:44 PM

You, my friends, are the guardians of Knowledge, Rule, and Order.

Encaitare · 03-23-2005, 09:08 PM

Grima: (muttering to self) Thank Iluvatar they can't see my bald spot from way down there....
Saruman: Hey, everyone! Worm here has a bald spot in the back!
Grima: You [expletive deleted]!!!!

or...

Saruman: Okay, since it didn't work out with Eowyn, you can take your pick from any of these fine specimens. Any of them resemble her at all?
Grima: No.... no, not really.
Saruman: Oh, come on! What about that one down on the left? The one holding the pike and grunting?
Grima: *squints at pikeman* No, I don't think so.
Saruman: None of 'em? Not one? Come on, there's a whole freakin' army down there and none of them fit your bill? Beggars can't be choosers, you know...
Grima: I think I'll just go inside. *does so*
Saruman: Sorry, boys!

Bywaters · 03-24-2005, 06:48 AM

Saruman hosts the middle-earth record attempt for the most people taking part in synchronized aerobics at one time...

Saruman: Right grima, put your leotard on and we're ready...

03-21-2005, 07:11 PM	#4402
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Sure Boromir may have gained a little weight, but he's still the King of Disco. Boromir: Does this vest make me look fat? __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-21-2005, 09:38 PM	#4403
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Denethor: Ah, my beloved son, Boromir! Classy, brave, wise, sophisticated... Boromir: BURP! crushes soda can against his forehead (Stage makeup can make miracles, people.) __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-21-2005, 10:11 PM	#4404
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	This epic battle is brought to you by Tide, "Go Ahead. Get Dirty." __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-22-2005, 01:17 AM	#4405
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Testosterone A Man of Rohan, trying to impress Arwen (who of course fought at Helm's Deep) leapt off the walls with a war-whoop... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-22-2005, 02:57 AM	#4406
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When the men of Rohan wouldn't let the Uruks join their bonfire-night celebrations, it caused the greatest riots seen in an age. "Come on! Just one Fire work at least!" cry the Uruks. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-22-2005, 04:40 AM	#4407
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	groan Not again... After his first realization as Nilp mentioned above, the grave truth dawns on Boromir... "This isn't Osgiliath???"

03-22-2005, 06:01 AM	#4408
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Oh No! Not Again! The Falling Uruk had just seen Gandalf the grey uncloaked. WOW that's getting old! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-22-2005, 10:55 AM	#4409
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The annual Helm's Deep dinner dance was always a popular event, but the bouncers were scrupulous at keeping out the riff-raff. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-22-2005, 10:58 AM	#4410
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	To lighten the mood of the battle, one clown stuck gum on his boots and performed a funny walk down the wall for the amusement of his comrades. He was swiftly killed. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-22-2005, 12:42 PM	#4411
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	In the mind of this particular Uruk, he felt jumping off the wall and being impaled by pikes was a more convenient way of dying, then getting shot by 16 arrows, then falling off the wall, and being impaled by pikes. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-22-2005, 01:11 PM	#4412
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	He should have thought twice before trying to chat up Eowyn when she had a battle-axe in her hand. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-22-2005, 04:46 PM	#4413
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Parachute? What parachute? As the first Rohirrim Paratrooper launches to the attack, he realizes that he may have forgotten something very important... __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-22-2005, 05:07 PM	#4414
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	The Battle thickens and many of the Rohirrim soldiers begin to suffer from shellshock, then one of the soldiers jumps and yells"I'm an Albatross! I'm an Albatross!...I'm flapping my Albatross wings...I'm flapping my Albatross wings" (Kudos to anyone who can guess what show that was from?and maybe a bonus if they can say who said it) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-22-2005, 06:23 PM	#4415
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Ooh look - pretty ligh ... Urk! Grrrzzllxx chose an inopportune moment to stop and admire the Rohirric skill in the art of exterior lighting. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-22-2005, 07:05 PM	#4416
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Boromir pic: "I have no memory of this place." The Helm's Deep pic: Falling Orc: "Arise! Arise! Orcs of the White Haaannnnnnd! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-22-2005, 07:59 PM	#4417
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Look! It's LotR... in Technicolor?! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-22-2005, 11:57 PM	#4418
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Lando Ork-rissian: "All troops, this is Ork Leader. All troops pull out, all troops pull out, the shield is still up." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-23-2005, 08:28 AM	#4419
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Five seconds before the picture was taken... Orc: Oi lads! I can see the pub from herrrreeeeee! ! __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

03-23-2005, 08:35 AM	#4420
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The uruk fainted in anticipation of a new picture. Saruman: Grima, these girl scouts are determined to sell us those biscuits! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-23-2005 at 08:43 AM. Reason: Resized picture

03-23-2005, 09:03 AM	#4421
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Saruman: Friends, Uruks, Countrymen, lend me your ears... and I don't know the rest.... __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-23-2005, 09:18 AM	#4422
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Word had spread quickly amongst the Uruk lasses about Grima's one-night-only strip show. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-23-2005, 10:19 AM	#4423
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Grima to the assembled army, talking about Saruman: "He`s not a God, He`s a very naughty boy, now go away".

03-23-2005, 11:01 AM	#4424
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Saruman: I assure you, you are all mistaken, I am not Dracula...(whispers) Igor, barricade the door. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-23-2005, 12:07 PM	#4425
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman: "Tch! The neighbours are having a barbecue again. Better go and fetch the washing in, Grima. I don't want my underpants reeking of burned burgers like last time." __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-23-2005, 12:43 PM	#4426
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Saruman: Now, Grima. If you would just like to point out the Orc who called you a "low-down, snivelling, whey-faced maggot", I will make sure that he is dealt with most severely. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-23-2005, 01:04 PM	#4427
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	<--- Wow, Boots! That's a brilliant one, Saucepan. Saruman: Agh! Why did I Give dynamite to these Stupid Uruks? OR Orc: I'm Uglug! Other Orc: No I'm Uglug! Two more Orcs: I'm Uglug! More Orcs: I'm Uglug! All Orcs and uruks: I'm Uglug! I'm Uglug. A shiny sixth-pence to the clever fellow who can guess what this was inspired (that is nicked) from. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-23-2005 at 01:19 PM.

03-23-2005, 01:46 PM	#4428
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Where's My Shilling? Spartacus! Grima was taking care not to show his bald patch to the Uruks. They liked to use it as target practice. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-23-2005, 03:17 PM	#4429
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	This year's Trooping of the colour lacked a certain something...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-23-2005, 03:42 PM	#4430
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Saruman: Ack! Darn you Grima! Did you tell everyone I was dead again?! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

03-23-2005, 03:46 PM	#4431
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Brilliant, Nimrodel! I like that one. I would rep you, but it won't let me. Congratulations, Anguirel, here’s you’re sixth-pence. Saruman: see, I've been teaching them about shapes... so far they only can grasp the square. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-23-2005, 03:48 PM	#4432
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Saruman to Grima: 'I don't care how many of them there are, they're still not having their ball back.' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

03-23-2005, 03:52 PM	#4433
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman: "Ooh, I feel just like Madonna in Evita". __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-23-2005, 05:01 PM	#4434
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Lal, you've inspired me, now this isn't madonna, but still... Saruman: I put a spell on youuuu, and now you're mine... Grima: You're, mine, you're mine, you're mine Saruman: I put a spell on youuuu...and it's so strong... Grima: So strong, so strong, so strong.... __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-23-2005, 05:11 PM	#4435
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Big turnout for WizardStock 05 eh? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-23-2005, 05:39 PM	#4436
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman and Grima have set up all their little orc mini-figures and are ready to play war on their brand new game board(complete with paths, walls, and fiery pits). Saruman: What fun! I'll go first. Grima: No, I'm going first; you were first last time. Saruman: No, you're not first. Grima: Yes I am. (Saruman whacks Grima with his staff.) Grima: OW! Fine. You can play by yourself then. (Stomps off to his room to pout.) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.