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Anguirel · 03-17-2005, 12:45 PM

King of the Dead: Please stay, it's awfully lonely down here. And I'm most dreadfully out of date with the gossip. How's that officious Isildur fellow settling in?

Formendacil · 03-17-2005, 12:50 PM

Theoden looked far worse than expected after Shadowfax got lost going south from Fangorn, and ended up in Edhellond instead of Edoras. When they finally made it to the Golden Hall, Gandalf knew he had his work cut out for him.

"What aid have you ever brought, Gandalf Stormcrow?"

ElementFire · 03-17-2005, 02:25 PM

See? look at these pearly whites! They are much straighter than Ugluck's!
~EF

Lalwendë · 03-17-2005, 03:44 PM

When Barrow Downers look in the mirror at 4 o'clock in the morning, sometimes they can see for themselves that they've been logged in for far too long.

mark12_30 · 03-17-2005, 03:51 PM

"Shall we dance?"

The Only Real Estel · 03-17-2005, 04:37 PM

Britney Spears had had some many plastic surgeries that she was no longer recognizable.

Garen LiLorian · 03-17-2005, 04:46 PM

Even though he'd been fired from the Disneyland Haunted House, Jim still believed that somewhere, there was a part for him

Gurthang · 03-17-2005, 04:59 PM

Somebody needs some beauty rest.

Encaitare · 03-17-2005, 05:08 PM

The King of the Dead is just daring Gimli to try and dissipate him using the power of his Dwarven breath.

Esgallhugwen · 03-17-2005, 05:27 PM

Now where did I put my nasal spray? My clogged sinuses are killing me!

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-17-2005, 06:01 PM

The King of the Dead continues practicing until he gets that "yo-baby, come on over here if you're lonely" twinkle look in his eyes. He just can't take another lonely evening. "Maybe I should pierce my ear...", he thinks to himself.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-17-2005, 09:18 PM

Hair-growing Products: $70
A comb: $360
Having a beard growing on your skull in time for a date: Priceless.

The Elf-warrior · 03-17-2005, 09:22 PM

The King of the Dead wandered Middle-Earth looking for an embalmer.

Fingolfin II · 03-17-2005, 11:50 PM

King of the Dead: I'm telling you Arwen, I'm the real Aragorn!

Boromir88 · 03-18-2005, 05:30 AM

King of the dead: None shall pass.

Aragorn: I have no quarrel with you good sir king, but I must cross this bridge.

King of the Dead: Then you must....die.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-18-2005, 07:41 AM

Denethor was really arousing suspicion of excessive Palantir use.

Maeggaladiel · 03-18-2005, 09:47 AM

Still waiting for Ms. Right.

Mithalwen · 03-18-2005, 03:11 PM

One of "The trials of Tiffany Trott" that was edited out.....

Tiffany realised that Lonely hearts advertisements could be deceptive even if technically accurate. Yes he was a king, but she hadn't expected this from "own hair and teeth and great bone structure" - and he absolutely didn't have a GSOH.......

With apologies to Isabel Wolff and Maeg & Nilp who inspired....

Nimrodel_9 · 03-18-2005, 05:19 PM

Michael Jackson finally admits he has gone a little overboard.

Oddwen · 03-18-2005, 05:26 PM

The Merry pic:

Boromir: Why are you smiling?
Merry: I am not left handed.

The KotD pic:

"I am the Dreaded King of the Dead! I am here, but soon you will not be here. The Dreaded King of the Dead has come for your SOULLLS!"

TomBrady12 · 03-18-2005, 06:52 PM

Aragorn: Why didn't anyone tell me the King of the Dead looks like Gene Simmons?

Gandalf: Hey, just be grateful he doesn't look like Richard Simmons!

Elrond: *Nods emphatically*

TB12

Lhunardawen · 03-19-2005, 12:39 AM

Elrond's last resort for convincing Arwen.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-19-2005, 01:13 PM

During the business of acquiring a new body in order to return to Middle-earth, Gandalf became the subject of Manwe's notoriously weird practical jokes.

The Only Real Estel · 03-19-2005, 02:41 PM

Spending the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder is not without its drawbacks.

Nimrodel_9 · 03-19-2005, 03:25 PM

Aragorn: What's wrong with you? Cat got your tongue?! *laughs*
KotD: Actually, it got my nose.
Aragorn: *laughs hysterically*
KotD: Stop that! It's not funny!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-20-2005, 03:23 PM

Arwen wasn't too keen on letting Aragorn see her without make-up.

Gil-Galad · 03-20-2005, 05:17 PM

Undead-king confssional: i mean i was so looking forward for Pirates of the Caribean but i lost it and got this job as an undead king, i was so not likeing it, until i read the script and looked that we take over ships! finnally i can still be a undead pirate! but then PJ cutted it...

Boromir88 · 03-20-2005, 08:38 PM

KotD: What do you say to a new pic...huh?

After his FOTR performance Boromir was hired as a policeman where he finally got to enjoy them scruptuos Krispy Kremes.

Gurthang · 03-20-2005, 08:44 PM

Yet again Peter Jackson had to tell Sean to step away from the snackbar.

AND

Not many people know about Boromir's plumper twin. (Would he be the evil or good twin?

)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-20-2005, 09:58 PM

King of the Dead pic:

Dead King: Legolas, I am your father.

~*~

Boromir pic:

Hirgon (thinking): I wonder if they'd find out I ate the real Boromir?

THE Ka · 03-21-2005, 12:41 AM

King of the dead: " Uh, I can't believe you mortals... If you have an issue, here's a tissue!" (Pulls out long forgotten, but still useful dryed esophagus...)

~ Yet again medical Ka

Or...

The King of the Dead was so overwhelmed with the prospect of new recruits, or better yet some high-calorie snacks that he notice that he had forgotten something at the last moment... " Ah crud! Three souls and I left my blasted soul bag at the dry cleaners!"

~

Excited Ka...

THE Ka · 03-21-2005, 12:50 AM

Big Belly Boromir: Even though it is commonly noted that the dead seem to 'shrink' after death, Boromir broke the laws of biology... and most of the pins on his coat...

~ Enjoying too much in the fact that I love medical science Ka

Anguirel · 03-21-2005, 01:27 AM

The heavy casualties caused by the war against Mordor led to Farmer Giles of Ham being appointed Captain of the White Tower...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2005, 02:51 AM

After the horrible tragedy of dieing, Boromir really let himself go.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-21-2005, 03:50 AM

After being mistaken for dead and set adrift on an elven-boat, Boromir wakes up in 2005 and wonders why his dad still ain't king.

Bywaters · 03-21-2005, 10:35 AM

There was nothing else Boromir liked to do more than to stand around catching the rays of the early evening sun with a hobbit down his tunic.

Formendacil · 03-21-2005, 12:45 PM

Forlong the Fat wakes up in the afterlife to find that he is now in the prime of his life, and that the afterlike looks sinisterly like a 21st Century sidewalk. His thought?

"Boy does this beat fighting oliphaunts!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2005, 12:55 PM

Formendacil, you just gave me an idea for one...

Boromir: In order to defeat an Oliphaunt, you must think like one... hand me another cake!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-21-2005, 02:04 PM

Boromir prepares for the Judas Priest reunion gig.

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-21-2005, 05:02 PM

This is a "before" picture taken by staff at the "Horn of Gondor Body Spa and Salon". Or maybe...they really "blew" it and this is the "after" picture!

03-17-2005, 12:45 PM	#4361
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Misunderstood King of the Dead: Please stay, it's awfully lonely down here. And I'm most dreadfully out of date with the gossip. How's that officious Isildur fellow settling in? __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-17-2005, 12:50 PM	#4362
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Theoden looked far worse than expected after Shadowfax got lost going south from Fangorn, and ended up in Edhellond instead of Edoras. When they finally made it to the Golden Hall, Gandalf knew he had his work cut out for him. "What aid have you ever brought, Gandalf Stormcrow?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-17-2005, 02:25 PM	#4363
ElementFire Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Gama Quadrant Posts: 33	See? look at these pearly whites! They are much straighter than Ugluck's! ~EF __________________ He who stands on toilet is high on pot. XP I don't do kung fu, I do kung lamb!!!

03-17-2005, 03:44 PM	#4364
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When Barrow Downers look in the mirror at 4 o'clock in the morning, sometimes they can see for themselves that they've been logged in for far too long. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-17-2005, 04:46 PM	#4367
Garen LiLorian Wight Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The frigid white wilderness of the Midwest Posts: 235	Even though he'd been fired from the Disneyland Haunted House, Jim still believed that somewhere, there was a part for him __________________ This is my quest, to follow that star; no matter how hopeless, no matter how far. To fight for the right, without question or pause. To be willing to march into Hell for a Heavenly cause! -Man of La Mancha

03-17-2005, 03:51 PM	#4365
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	"Shall we dance?"

03-17-2005, 04:37 PM	#4366
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Britney Spears had had some many plastic surgeries that she was no longer recognizable.

03-17-2005, 04:59 PM	#4368
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Somebody needs some beauty rest. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-17-2005, 05:08 PM	#4369
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	RotK EE silliness The King of the Dead is just daring Gimli to try and dissipate him using the power of his Dwarven breath.

03-17-2005, 05:27 PM	#4370
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Now where did I put my nasal spray? My clogged sinuses are killing me! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-17-2005, 06:01 PM	#4371
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	The King of the Dead continues practicing until he gets that "yo-baby, come on over here if you're lonely" twinkle look in his eyes. He just can't take another lonely evening. "Maybe I should pierce my ear...", he thinks to himself. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

03-17-2005, 09:18 PM	#4372
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	MallornCard Ad. Hair-growing Products: $70 A comb: $360 Having a beard growing on your skull in time for a date: Priceless. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-17-2005, 09:22 PM	#4373
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The King of the Dead wandered Middle-Earth looking for an embalmer. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-17-2005, 11:50 PM	#4374
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	King of the Dead: I'm telling you Arwen, I'm the real Aragorn! __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

03-18-2005, 05:30 AM	#4375
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Monty Python... King of the dead: None shall pass. Aragorn: I have no quarrel with you good sir king, but I must cross this bridge. King of the Dead: Then you must....die.

03-18-2005, 07:41 AM	#4376
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Denethor was really arousing suspicion of excessive Palantir use. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-18-2005, 09:47 AM	#4377
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Still waiting for Ms. Right. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-18-2005, 03:11 PM	#4378
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	One of "The trials of Tiffany Trott" that was edited out..... Tiffany realised that Lonely hearts advertisements could be deceptive even if technically accurate. Yes he was a king, but she hadn't expected this from "own hair and teeth and great bone structure" - and he absolutely didn't have a GSOH....... With apologies to Isabel Wolff and Maeg & Nilp who inspired.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-18-2005, 05:19 PM	#4379
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Estel gave me the idea... Michael Jackson finally admits he has gone a little overboard. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

03-18-2005, 05:26 PM	#4380
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	I'm mad, mad I tell you! The Merry pic: Boromir: Why are you smiling? Merry: I am not left handed. The KotD pic: "I am the Dreaded King of the Dead! I am here, but soon you will not be here. The Dreaded King of the Dead has come for your SOULLLS!" __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-18-2005, 06:52 PM	#4381
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Aragorn: Why didn't anyone tell me the King of the Dead looks like Gene Simmons? Gandalf: Hey, just be grateful he doesn't look like Richard Simmons! Elrond: Nods emphatically TB12 Last edited by TomBrady12; 03-19-2005 at 01:26 PM.

03-19-2005, 12:39 AM	#4382
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Take one look at the future... Elrond's last resort for convincing Arwen.

03-19-2005, 01:13 PM	#4383
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf the Green During the business of acquiring a new body in order to return to Middle-earth, Gandalf became the subject of Manwe's notoriously weird practical jokes. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-19-2005, 02:41 PM	#4384
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Spending the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder is not without its drawbacks.

03-19-2005, 03:25 PM	#4385
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Aragorn: What's wrong with you? Cat got your tongue?! laughs KotD: Actually, it got my nose. Aragorn: laughs hysterically KotD: Stop that! It's not funny! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

03-20-2005, 03:23 PM	#4386
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Arwen wasn't too keen on letting Aragorn see her without make-up. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-20-2005, 05:17 PM	#4387
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Undead-king confssional: i mean i was so looking forward for Pirates of the Caribean but i lost it and got this job as an undead king, i was so not likeing it, until i read the script and looked that we take over ships! finnally i can still be a undead pirate! but then PJ cutted it... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-20-2005, 08:38 PM	#4388
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	KotD: What do you say to a new pic...huh? After his FOTR performance Boromir was hired as a policeman where he finally got to enjoy them scruptuos Krispy Kremes. Last edited by Boromir88; 03-20-2005 at 08:47 PM.

03-20-2005, 08:44 PM	#4389
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Yet again Peter Jackson had to tell Sean to step away from the snackbar. AND Not many people know about Boromir's plumper twin. (Would he be the evil or good twin? ) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-20-2005, 09:58 PM	#4390
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	*King of the Dead pic: Dead King: Legolas, I am your father. ~~ *Boromir pic: Hirgon* (thinking): I wonder if they'd find out I ate the real Boromir? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 03-20-2005 at 10:02 PM. Reason: dividing

03-21-2005, 12:41 AM	#4391
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	King of the dead: " Uh, I can't believe you mortals... If you have an issue, here's a tissue!" (Pulls out long forgotten, but still useful dryed esophagus...) ~ Yet again medical Ka Or... The King of the Dead was so overwhelmed with the prospect of new recruits, or better yet some high-calorie snacks that he notice that he had forgotten something at the last moment... " Ah crud! Three souls and I left my blasted soul bag at the dry cleaners!" ~ Excited Ka... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 03-21-2005 at 12:45 AM.

03-21-2005, 12:50 AM	#4392
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Big Belly Boromir: Even though it is commonly noted that the dead seem to 'shrink' after death, Boromir broke the laws of biology... and most of the pins on his coat... ~ Enjoying too much in the fact that I love medical science Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-21-2005, 01:27 AM	#4393
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Dire fate The heavy casualties caused by the war against Mordor led to Farmer Giles of Ham being appointed Captain of the White Tower... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

03-21-2005, 02:51 AM	#4394
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After the horrible tragedy of dieing, Boromir really let himself go. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-21-2005, 03:50 AM	#4395
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	*Time portals do* exist!** After being mistaken for dead and set adrift on an elven-boat, Boromir wakes up in 2005 and wonders why his dad still ain't king. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...