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07-22-2006, 08:02 AM | #401 |
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Gandalf: I am the friend who ends up drowning me because of his weight.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-23-2006, 12:54 AM | #402 |
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Saruman: I am the inflatable raft floating so conveniently in the troubled waters.
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07-23-2006, 02:21 AM | #403 |
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Gandalf: I am the pin that bursts the raft.
(I've noticed this too)
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07-23-2006, 03:48 PM | #404 |
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Saruman: I am the other rafts that the needle has already popped. Therefor, the needle is now dull.
(Hey, everyone has to have their turn, right?)
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-23-2006, 03:54 PM | #405 |
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Gandalf: I am the barrage of needles fired from the needle gun that definitely punctures the raft.
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07-23-2006, 06:16 PM | #406 |
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Saruman: I am the last T-Rex in the world that crashes out of an unexplored swamp to crush the needle gun.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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07-23-2006, 07:30 PM | #407 |
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GANDALF: I am the Triceratops that gores the T. rex.
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07-23-2006, 07:32 PM | #408 |
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Saruman: I am the comet that kills all the triceratopses (and other dinosaurs)
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07-23-2006, 07:33 PM | #409 |
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GANDALF: I am the missile that blows up the comet.
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07-23-2006, 07:36 PM | #410 |
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Saruman: I am the comet that blows up the missile.
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07-23-2006, 09:19 PM | #411 |
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Gandalf: I am the missle that blows up the comet!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-23-2006, 10:13 PM | #412 |
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Saruman: I am the missile and the comet that mutually destroy each other, and you are caught between them.
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07-23-2006, 10:19 PM | #413 |
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Gandalf: I am the missile that destroys the comet and the comet that destroys the missile!
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07-23-2006, 10:29 PM | #414 |
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Saruman: I am the icy vacuum of space, which simultaneously freezes, depressurizes, and suffocates you.
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07-23-2006, 10:32 PM | #415 |
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Gandalf: I am my space-suit!
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07-23-2006, 10:41 PM | #416 |
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Saruman: I am the alien spaceship that smacks into you at Warp 9.
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07-23-2006, 10:49 PM | #417 |
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Gandalf: I am the comet that hits the spaceship!
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07-23-2006, 10:52 PM | #418 |
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Saruman: I am the explosion created by the impact that destroys you.
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07-23-2006, 10:55 PM | #419 |
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Gandalf: I am the distance between myself and the explosion.
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07-24-2006, 06:29 AM | #420 |
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Saruman: I am the lack of spacesuit, spaceship, and oxygen in that distance.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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07-24-2006, 08:41 AM | #421 |
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Gandalf: I am the random Time Vortex that opens up and sucks me in.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-24-2006, 10:32 AM | #422 |
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I am the music of the Ainur that conveniently creates order out of all this cosmic chaos.
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07-24-2006, 11:08 AM | #423 |
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Gandalf: I am the badly tuned instruments that distract the Ainur
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07-24-2006, 11:45 AM | #424 |
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Saruman: I am the electronic tuner that helps the Ainur tune their instruments.
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07-24-2006, 01:19 PM | #425 |
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Gandalf: I am the thief that steals the tuner.
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07-24-2006, 01:33 PM | #426 |
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Saruman: I am the breeze created by the raised eyebrow of Manwe, reminding you that except perhaps for Melkor, the Ainur have perfect pitch, and thus do not need tuners.
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve. |
07-24-2006, 02:08 PM | #427 |
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Gandalf: I am Eru reminding Manwe that he too is not exactly perfect, even if he was created in his image...
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-24-2006, 02:27 PM | #428 |
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Saruman: I am the hosts of Middle-earth gasping in horror that Gandalf has deigned to speak on behalf of Eru.
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve. |
07-24-2006, 02:51 PM | #429 |
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Gandalf: I am the letter from which... erm... I am quoting Eru. Yeah... that'll do.
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07-24-2006, 04:19 PM | #430 |
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Saruman: I am the goat that eats the letter.
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07-25-2006, 03:32 AM | #431 |
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Gandalf: I am Yavanna who points the goat to a very tempting patch of sweet-smelling green grass, and so the goat minds its own business.
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07-25-2006, 09:44 AM | #432 |
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Saruman: I am the wolves who eat all the farmer's goats and put him out of business!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
07-25-2006, 09:58 AM | #433 |
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Gandalf: I am the villagers that lynch the wolves.
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07-25-2006, 10:02 AM | #434 |
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Saruman: I am the S.W.A.T team that arrests the villagers for violating the Endangered Species Act!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
07-25-2006, 10:15 AM | #435 |
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Gandalf: I am the Government taht overrules this action.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-25-2006, 11:54 AM | #436 |
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Saruman: I am the corruption that undermines the Government's decision.
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07-25-2006, 03:30 PM | #437 |
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Gandalf: I am the benevolent government official that actually does something right.
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07-25-2006, 08:24 PM | #438 |
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Saruman: I am the balrog who invites the benevolent government official over for tea during the critical decision making process.
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07-25-2006, 08:54 PM | #439 |
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Gandalf: I am the benevolent government official who sees through the plot and declines the Balrog's invitation.
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07-25-2006, 09:15 PM | #440 |
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Saruman: I am the enchanted doily placed under the tea-cup, by the breeze blown by the Balrog, from the SWAT team, riding the T-Rex, on the inflatable raft, inflated by the milkmaid, who is blinded by ignorance.
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