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The Elf-warrior · 05-31-2005, 11:22 AM

Fortunately Sam and Frodo got to Sammath Naur.

Anguirel · 05-31-2005, 11:31 AM

Unfortunately Frodo was so overcome by deja vu, he swooned into a persistent vegetative state.

Celuien · 05-31-2005, 01:25 PM

Fortunately, Sam was still awake and tossed the Ring into the Crack of Doom.

Meneltarmacil · 05-31-2005, 01:45 PM

Unfortunately, they had come to the wrong volcano.

The Elf-warrior · 05-31-2005, 02:23 PM

Fortunately the Ring sank into superhot lava and the Ring was destroyed anyway.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-31-2005, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was wearing the ring at the time.

The Elf-warrior · 05-31-2005, 02:55 PM

Fortunately Sam pulled Frodo out.

Anguirel · 05-31-2005, 03:05 PM

Unfortunately what remained of Frodo could have been carried by a three-legged ant.

Holbytlass · 05-31-2005, 04:17 PM

Fortunately, Merry and Pippin came by to cheer Sam up with victuals from Saruman's store-house and 'Old Tobey".

The Elf-warrior · 05-31-2005, 04:20 PM

Unfortunately M@P and Sam were killed in a volcanic eruption.

Larien Telemnar · 05-31-2005, 08:27 PM

Fortunately, the Valar took pity on the four heros and brought them back to life, sending them to Rivendell.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-01-2005, 03:43 AM

Unfortunately, the Valar had no concept of time, and by the time they sent the four heroes back to Rivendel, it was now a combined casino and brothel.

Anguirel · 06-01-2005, 03:55 AM

Fortunately there was a bookshop nearby, and Pippin picked up a copy of Lord of the Rings, where the hobbits learnt, to their surprise, that they had saved the world via a completely different, and rather more sensible, course of events than the ones they had actually experienced...

Gil-Galad · 06-01-2005, 07:06 AM

Unfortunately it was Lord of the Rings on tape read out by Woody Allen

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-01-2005, 07:48 AM

Fortunately, this did not mean anything to the Hobbits.

Larien Telemnar · 06-01-2005, 01:33 PM

Unfortunately while they were listening to the story they got run over by a bus, which for some reason had careened out of control into the casino which was once Rivendell.

Gird · 06-01-2005, 03:00 PM

Fortunately the bus was made of cheese so very little damage was done.

Meneltarmacil · 06-01-2005, 03:16 PM

Unfortunately, it was made of the Evil Killer Cheese of Doom, which was even worse than a normal bus.

Celuien · 06-01-2005, 03:26 PM

Fortunately, the mice on the bus had gobbled up so much of the cheese that there wasn't enough left to harm the hobbits.

Gil-Galad · 06-01-2005, 04:16 PM

Unfortunately the mice gobbled up the hobbits

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-01-2005, 05:07 PM

Fortunately, the mice were small and kickable. So the hobbits kicked them away.

The Elf-warrior · 06-01-2005, 08:38 PM

Unfortunately the headless Gollum died because the Ring was destroyed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-02-2005, 02:20 AM

Fortunately, that had been many yeas ago, and so the Hobbits really did not care.

Meneltarmacil · 06-02-2005, 04:14 AM

Unfortunately, the mice were really shape-shifting Balrogs.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-02-2005, 04:19 AM

Fortunately, the Hobbits were able to get to higher ground. As Frodo said, "everyone knows Balrogs don't have wings!"

Evisse the Blue · 06-02-2005, 08:48 AM

Unfortunately Frodo was wrong. They did have wings and were very eager to use them.

Saurreg · 06-02-2005, 09:27 AM

Fortunately the balrogs were not aerodynamically shaped for flying.

Holbytlass · 06-02-2005, 09:40 AM

Unfortunately, the balrogs (like bumblebees) did not know this, so they flew anyway.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-02-2005, 10:42 AM

Fortunately, they did not get very far.

Meneltarmacil · 06-02-2005, 03:59 PM

Unfortunately, they got far enough.

Nimrodel_9 · 06-02-2005, 05:53 PM

Fortunately the hobbits found a rock and quickly hid beneath it.

Gird · 06-02-2005, 05:59 PM

Unfortunately the balrog landed on the rock, crushing the hobbits.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 06-02-2005, 06:13 PM

Fortunately, the Balrog was distracted by something shiny, and quickly left the rock.

Larien Telemnar · 06-02-2005, 06:29 PM

Unfortunately the Hobbits were still crushed.

Gil-Galad · 06-02-2005, 06:48 PM

Fortunatley a eagle picked up the rock

Meneltarmacil · 06-02-2005, 07:23 PM

Unfortunately, the rock was too heavy for the eagle to lift.

Maikadurwen · 06-02-2005, 10:51 PM

fortunately the rock was a large piece of cotton candy that was disguised as a rock.

Evisse the Blue · 06-03-2005, 02:22 AM

Unfortunately, the hobbits were allergic to cotton candy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-03-2005, 03:57 AM

Fortunately, there was a hospital near by.

Gil-Galad · 06-03-2005, 06:56 AM

Unfortunately it was haunted by Barrow-Wights

05-31-2005, 11:22 AM	#401
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Sam and Frodo got to Sammath Naur. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-31-2005, 11:31 AM	#402
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Unfortunately Frodo was so overcome by deja vu, he swooned into a persistent vegetative state. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-31-2005, 01:25 PM	#403
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, Sam was still awake and tossed the Ring into the Crack of Doom. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

05-31-2005, 01:45 PM	#404
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they had come to the wrong volcano. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-31-2005, 02:23 PM	#405
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the Ring sank into superhot lava and the Ring was destroyed anyway. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-31-2005, 02:36 PM	#406
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Frodo was wearing the ring at the time. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-31-2005, 02:55 PM	#407
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Sam pulled Frodo out. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-31-2005, 03:05 PM	#408
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Unfortunately what remained of Frodo could have been carried by a three-legged ant. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-31-2005, 04:17 PM	#409
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, Merry and Pippin came by to cheer Sam up with victuals from Saruman's store-house and 'Old Tobey". __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-31-2005, 04:20 PM	#410
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately M@P and Sam were killed in a volcanic eruption. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-31-2005, 08:27 PM	#411
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately, the Valar took pity on the four heros and brought them back to life, sending them to Rivendell. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-01-2005, 03:43 AM	#412
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Valar had no concept of time, and by the time they sent the four heroes back to Rivendel, it was now a combined casino and brothel. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-01-2005, 03:55 AM	#413
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately there was a bookshop nearby, and Pippin picked up a copy of Lord of the Rings, where the hobbits learnt, to their surprise, that they had saved the world via a completely different, and rather more sensible, course of events than the ones they had actually experienced... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-01-2005, 07:06 AM	#414
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately it was Lord of the Rings on tape read out by Woody Allen __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-01-2005, 07:48 AM	#415
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this did not mean anything to the Hobbits. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-01-2005, 01:33 PM	#416
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately while they were listening to the story they got run over by a bus, which for some reason had careened out of control into the casino which was once Rivendell. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-01-2005, 03:00 PM	#417
Gird Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Esgaroth Posts: 34	Fortunately the bus was made of cheese so very little damage was done. __________________ "Good heavens! Don't pretend that goblins can't count. They can. Twelve isn't fifteen and they know it." Beorn "I am Ugluk, I command." Ugluk

06-01-2005, 03:16 PM	#418
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it was made of the Evil Killer Cheese of Doom, which was even worse than a normal bus. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-01-2005, 03:26 PM	#419
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, the mice on the bus had gobbled up so much of the cheese that there wasn't enough left to harm the hobbits. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

06-01-2005, 04:16 PM	#420
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the mice gobbled up the hobbits __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-01-2005, 05:07 PM	#421
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the mice were small and kickable. So the hobbits kicked them away. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-01-2005, 08:38 PM	#422
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the headless Gollum died because the Ring was destroyed. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-02-2005, 02:20 AM	#423
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, that had been many yeas ago, and so the Hobbits really did not care. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-02-2005, 04:14 AM	#424
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the mice were really shape-shifting Balrogs. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-02-2005, 04:19 AM	#425
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Hobbits were able to get to higher ground. As Frodo said, "everyone knows Balrogs don't have wings!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-02-2005, 08:48 AM	#426
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Unfortunately Frodo was wrong. They did have wings and were very eager to use them. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

06-02-2005, 09:27 AM	#427
Saurreg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In self imposed exile... Posts: 465	Fortunately the balrogs were not aerodynamically shaped for flying. __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " ~Voltaire

06-02-2005, 09:40 AM	#428
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Unfortunately, the balrogs (like bumblebees) did not know this, so they flew anyway. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-02-2005, 10:42 AM	#429
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they did not get very far. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-02-2005, 03:59 PM	#430
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they got far enough. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-02-2005, 05:53 PM	#431
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately the hobbits found a rock and quickly hid beneath it. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

06-02-2005, 05:59 PM	#432
Gird Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Esgaroth Posts: 34	Unfortunately the balrog landed on the rock, crushing the hobbits. __________________ "Good heavens! Don't pretend that goblins can't count. They can. Twelve isn't fifteen and they know it." Beorn "I am Ugluk, I command." Ugluk

06-02-2005, 06:13 PM	#433
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Fortunately, the Balrog was distracted by something shiny, and quickly left the rock. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

06-02-2005, 06:29 PM	#434
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately the Hobbits were still crushed. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-02-2005, 06:48 PM	#435
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunatley a eagle picked up the rock __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.