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Rimbaud · 03-09-2005, 03:39 AM

It was a hairdresser's nightmare as the contestants lined up before Gondor's first makeover show.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-09-2005, 03:45 AM

Grima: Hold still everyone! Theoden, could you move slightly to your left please? And you at the back, please face forward. That's it. Now everyone say ... goodbye!

*FLASH!*

*BANG!*

Fordim Hedgethistle · 03-09-2005, 08:00 AM

THEODEN:

I am the very model of a medieval general,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of Eriador, and I quote the fights historical
From Celebrant to Pelennor, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

ALL:
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

THEODEN:
I know our mythic history, Eorl the Young and Helm Hammerhand;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a medieval general.

ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a medieval general.

THEODEN:
Then I can write a washing bill in Numenorean cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Ecthelion’s uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a medieval general.

ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a medieval general.

THEODEN:
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a medieval general.

ALL:
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a medieval general.

With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-09-2005, 09:04 AM

"Sorry gentlemen but the disco is full. On your way now..."

TomBrady12 · 03-09-2005, 09:12 AM

Theoden and the boys watch in wonder as Ron Popeil demonstrates the fat cutting benefits of cooking their mutton on the RONCO Rotisserie Barbeque...

Ron: you just slide the juicy leg o' lamb onto the nonstick spitrod and....

Everyone: SET IT AND FORGET IT!!!!

TB12

P.S. Only 3 easy payments of 29.99 gets you all of the above, band of Rohirrim not included.

Lalwendë · 03-09-2005, 03:25 PM

Theoden began to suspect that the irritating groaning noises that had been bothering him all day might in fact be coming from the undead zombie horde behind him, which was slathering for his blood.

The Only Real Estel · 03-09-2005, 07:13 PM

Everyone together: We wish we could taste our beer...

Oddwen · 03-09-2005, 10:03 PM

Theoden: By Grapthar's hammer ... ... ... what a savings.

THE Ka · 03-09-2005, 11:25 PM

What happend when Saruman really cut back on quality television in Rohan...

* Announcer voice: And, from our fifty some odd contestants, who all have boasted that thet in fact do shower, (except for one who, is still questionable) and know the way to a warg's heart, our lovely bachelorette will choose twenty lucky fellows!

(Gigantic Female warg struts in...)

Contestants: Eww! Err... oh! Aw! lovely! *Weak wistle

Evisse the Blue · 03-10-2005, 02:33 AM

The Gang of Rohan:
*menacing stares*
We know where you live! Now hand us that soap bar and nobody gets hurt!

(btw - what's with the guy whose back you see in front of the camera? I feel I should include him in the caption but I don't know how

).

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-10-2005, 02:53 AM

They all saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

Esgallhugwen · 03-10-2005, 09:13 AM

Helm's Deep the water park turned out to be not such a great idea after all, *note man doubled over tossing his cookies*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-10-2005, 02:23 PM

Lal, I couldn't rep you but that was the funniest, most ridiculous caption I've seen in a while.

This game isn't funny anymore....

....Gandalf takes a nice little game of wrestling too far, gouging out Gimli's eyes in the process *note Gimli's lack of, well, eyes!*

davem · 03-10-2005, 02:50 PM

Theoden & the rest turn their backs in disgust on the warrior behind Aragorn after he makes it clear for the last time that he won't share his easter egg with them...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2005, 03:35 PM

Theoden and all: WE NEED A NEW PICTURE!

Sam: I'll show you just how many hobbits it takes to change a light bulb!!

Formendacil · 03-10-2005, 05:14 PM

Lightbulb-Witch-king: "Fool! No living man may hinder me!"

Sam-Merry, brandishing sword: "A man! Indeed I am not!"

The Only Real Estel · 03-10-2005, 05:25 PM

Already self-conscious about his newly-gained weight, Sean had finally heard one to many fat-jokes from Elijah.

THE Ka · 03-10-2005, 05:54 PM

Energizer Ad for Middle Earth: "Even in the hands of a hobbit, it keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going..."

* two hours later

Sam: Shut it! I'm not a *pink rabbit!

* P.A.S.F.C.P. completes another mission...

~Hedwig Ka

The Elf-warrior · 03-10-2005, 06:12 PM

Sam: "Let him go you filth!!"

Shelob: "Ha! Art thou bedlam? Be prepared to be folded up in Shelob's fatal web! Hence! I am qualmish at the sight of lightbulbs!"

Sam and Shelob fight. After Sam sticks Shelob she retreats.

Sam: "Oh, here's a groat to heal your belly!"

Shelob: (Running away.) "Not for Cadwallader and all his goats!"

The Only Real Estel · 03-10-2005, 07:54 PM

Sam: "My name is Samwise Gamgee. You turned my gaffer out of Bagshot Row. Prepare to die."

Oddwen · 03-10-2005, 08:41 PM

Sam: Inhale this, but do not touch.
Shelob: I smell nothing.
Sam: What you do not smell is called iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.

Or...on another Nerd Channel...

Sam: Perhaps together Mr. Frodo, the Makhtar Chant of Strength! Nurak, turath! Nurak, turath!

Or...on the Geek Trail...

Shelob: What happen?
Shelob: Someone set up us the Elf Warrior.
Sam: Hello you filth.
Sam: All Mr. Frodo is belong to us.
Sam: You have no time to survive make your time.
Sam: Ha ha ha ha ha.

Or...on a more Boring Level...

Sam: This is DISTILLED vinegar!

Or...on a Silly Level...

Sam: To be, or not to be, if you follow me!

The Perky Ent · 03-10-2005, 10:52 PM

Sam: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ROSIE?!? I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCHED HER, I'LL TURN YOU INTO POTATOE STEW!!!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-10-2005, 11:14 PM

Sam: You touched my petunias?!

Lalwendë · 03-11-2005, 03:09 AM

Sam's joy at finding a bottle of beer in the wastes of Mordor was short lived when he realised he had forgotten to bring the bottle opener.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-11-2005, 04:03 AM

Sam: For the five-hundredth time... I name this ship: "Titanic"! *Bottle fails to smash* AAAGH!

EDIT: Hurrah for my 501st post! *Waves small flag*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-11-2005, 09:26 AM

Gardeners often surprise you; Sam used his specialised knowledge to devise a new weapon in the fight against Sauron: The Glowing Parsnip of Doom!

Maeggaladiel · 03-11-2005, 10:44 AM

Once Sam captured Tinkerbell, lighting the way to Mordor was a cinch.

Maeggaladiel · 03-11-2005, 10:46 AM

Sam- BEHOLD! The Molotov Cocktail of Galadriel!

Shelob didn't stand a chance.

Esgallhugwen · 03-11-2005, 12:26 PM

Sam has a bright light and a pointy object what could possibly go wrong?

I know I shouldn't do this but I was meaning to type it the last time. I have issues letting go of the past.

Faramir pic: Sure the strawberry is cute and the marshmellow is funny but did you have to make the helm entirely out of pancakes....I think I have syrup in my ear.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 03-11-2005, 03:02 PM

Sam's opinion on Glow by J.Lo. shows through.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-11-2005, 04:05 PM

As the wave of lucite is about to wash over him, Sam sets himself into classic Lorne Greene pose from Battlestar Galactica : "Best. Death. Ever."

Gurthang · 03-11-2005, 04:15 PM

Trying to prove that he had been out of the Shire, Sam produces the Special Edition Galadriel's Phial Lighter that he picked up in the Lothlorien gift shop.

TomBrady12 · 03-11-2005, 04:21 PM

Sam, Frodo and Gollum play a rousing game of Pepper durring some down time in Mordor.

-Probibly only funny if you're as obsessed with baseball as I am...even then, probibly not

TB12

Lalwendë · 03-12-2005, 06:24 AM

Rosie: "Sam, for the hundredth time, will you please stop swinging off the lightbulb and pretending the lampshade is Shelob, and just get in bed?"

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-12-2005, 09:47 AM

Angered by comments that he was a "dim bulb", Samwise Gamgee forcibly responded by pulling a lighted bulb out of his sleeve. Thus passing, with highest honors, the final test of the"Magician for Dummies" home correspondence course he had been wading through the last six monthes, and silencing his accusers.

Lalwendë · 03-12-2005, 12:14 PM

"So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains..."

Samwise gets really over-excited at the Led Zeppelin reunion gig. When Misty Mountain Hop starts up he can't decide between holding his lighter aloft or playing air guitar on Sting.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 03-12-2005, 01:44 PM

When IKEA kits go wrong...

or

Forced to cut costs somewhere, Galadriel watched on in amusement as Sam realised that the light of Earendil was in fact a glass bottle full of yellow ink...

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-12-2005, 06:43 PM

Frodo: Darn! These Shire power cuts are becoming a nuisance!

Sam: Don't worry Mister Frodo Sir, I have a novelty candle here.

Frodo: Well light it quickly then. I hate the though of spiders creeping up on us in the dark.

Sam: There we go Mister ...

Frodo and Sam: Woooaarrgh! That's one big spider!

The Only Real Estel · 03-12-2005, 07:03 PM

Initially, the light of the Phial gave Sam hope that he could defeat the giant spider...then he saw by its light that all but the hilt of Sting had disintegrated.

Gil-Galad · 03-12-2005, 08:07 PM

Sam: look at what the elves have made

Frodo: what is it?

Sam: i do beleive they call it a LIGHT-BULB

Frodo: a light-bulb? Brilliant!

Sam: and now with special darkness-scaring powers

Frodo: Brilliant!

03-09-2005, 03:39 AM	#4281
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	It was a hairdresser's nightmare as the contestants lined up before Gondor's first makeover show. __________________ And all the rest is literature

03-09-2005, 03:45 AM	#4282
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Saruman equips Wormtongue with some advanced technology ... Grima: Hold still everyone! Theoden, could you move slightly to your left please? And you at the back, please face forward. That's it. Now everyone say ... goodbye! FLASH! BANG! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-09-2005, 09:04 AM	#4284
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Such disappointment "Sorry gentlemen but the disco is full. On your way now..." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-09-2005, 03:25 PM	#4286
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden began to suspect that the irritating groaning noises that had been bothering him all day might in fact be coming from the undead zombie horde behind him, which was slathering for his blood. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-09-2005, 07:13 PM	#4287
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	a pox on commercials... Everyone together: We wish we could taste our beer...

03-09-2005, 08:00 AM	#4283
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	THEODEN: I am the very model of a medieval general, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of Eriador, and I quote the fights historical From Celebrant to Pelennor, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. ALL: With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. THEODEN: I know our mythic history, Eorl the Young and Helm Hammerhand; I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a medieval general. ALL: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, He is the very model of a medieval general. THEODEN: Then I can write a washing bill in Numenorean cuneiform, And tell you ev'ry detail of Ecthelion’s uniform: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a medieval general. ALL: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, He is the very model of a medieval general. THEODEN: For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a medieval general. ALL: But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, He is the very model of a medieval general. With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

03-09-2005, 09:12 AM	#4285
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Theoden and the boys watch in wonder as Ron Popeil demonstrates the fat cutting benefits of cooking their mutton on the RONCO Rotisserie Barbeque... Ron: you just slide the juicy leg o' lamb onto the nonstick spitrod and.... Everyone: SET IT AND FORGET IT!!!! TB12 P.S. Only 3 easy payments of 29.99 gets you all of the above, band of Rohirrim not included.

03-09-2005, 10:03 PM	#4288
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Theoden: By Grapthar's hammer ... ... ... what a savings. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-09-2005, 11:25 PM	#4289
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	bachelorette of Rohan! What happend when Saruman really cut back on quality television in Rohan... * Announcer voice: And, from our fifty some odd contestants, who all have boasted that thet in fact do shower, (except for one who, is still questionable) and know the way to a warg's heart, our lovely bachelorette will choose twenty lucky fellows! (Gigantic Female warg struts in...) Contestants: Eww! Err... oh! Aw! lovely! *Weak wistle __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-10-2005, 02:33 AM	#4290
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	The Gang of Rohan: menacing stares We know where you live! Now hand us that soap bar and nobody gets hurt! (btw - what's with the guy whose back you see in front of the camera? I feel I should include him in the caption but I don't know how ). __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

03-10-2005, 02:53 AM	#4291
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Not this again! They all saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-10-2005, 09:13 AM	#4292
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Helm's Deep the water park turned out to be not such a great idea after all, note man doubled over tossing his cookies __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-10-2005, 02:23 PM	#4293
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Lal, I couldn't rep you but that was the funniest, most ridiculous caption I've seen in a while. This game isn't funny anymore.... ....Gandalf takes a nice little game of wrestling too far, gouging out Gimli's eyes in the process note Gimli's lack of, well, eyes! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 03-10-2005 at 02:26 PM. Reason: for clarity

03-10-2005, 02:50 PM	#4294
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Theoden & the rest turn their backs in disgust on the warrior behind Aragorn after he makes it clear for the last time that he won't share his easter egg with them... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

03-10-2005, 03:35 PM	#4295
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Theoden and all: WE NEED A NEW PICTURE! Sam: I'll show you just how many hobbits it takes to change a light bulb!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-10-2005, 05:14 PM	#4296
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Lightbulb-Witch-king: "Fool! No living man may hinder me!" Sam-Merry, brandishing sword: "A man! Indeed I am not!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-10-2005, 05:25 PM	#4297
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Already self-conscious about his newly-gained weight, Sean had finally heard one to many fat-jokes from Elijah.

03-10-2005, 05:54 PM	#4298
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Energizer Ad for Middle Earth: "Even in the hands of a hobbit, it keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going..." * two hours later Sam: Shut it! I'm not a pink rabbit! P.A.S.F.C.P. completes another mission... ~Hedwig Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 03-10-2005 at 06:15 PM. Reason: reduntive... hedwig save my soul...

03-10-2005, 06:12 PM	#4299
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Sam: "Let him go you filth!!" Shelob: "Ha! Art thou bedlam? Be prepared to be folded up in Shelob's fatal web! Hence! I am qualmish at the sight of lightbulbs!" Sam and Shelob fight. After Sam sticks Shelob she retreats. Sam: "Oh, here's a groat to heal your belly!" Shelob: (Running away.) "Not for Cadwallader and all his goats!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-10-2005, 07:54 PM	#4300
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sam: "My name is Samwise Gamgee. You turned my gaffer out of Bagshot Row. Prepare to die."

03-10-2005, 08:41 PM	#4301
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Sam: Inhale this, but do not touch. Shelob: I smell nothing. Sam: What you do not smell is called iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man. Or...on another Nerd Channel... Sam: Perhaps together Mr. Frodo, the Makhtar Chant of Strength! Nurak, turath! Nurak, turath! Or...on the Geek Trail... Shelob: What happen? Shelob: Someone set up us the Elf Warrior. Sam: Hello you filth. Sam: All Mr. Frodo is belong to us. Sam: You have no time to survive make your time. Sam: Ha ha ha ha ha. Or...on a more Boring Level... Sam: This is DISTILLED vinegar! Or...on a Silly Level... Sam: To be, or not to be, if you follow me! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-10-2005, 10:52 PM	#4302
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Sam: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ROSIE?!? I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCHED HER, I'LL TURN YOU INTO POTATOE STEW!!! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

03-10-2005, 11:14 PM	#4303
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Gardeners. Sam: You touched my petunias?! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-11-2005, 03:09 AM	#4304
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sam's joy at finding a bottle of beer in the wastes of Mordor was short lived when he realised he had forgotten to bring the bottle opener. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-11-2005, 04:03 AM	#4305
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam: For the five-hundredth time... I name this ship: "Titanic"! Bottle fails to smash AAAGH! EDIT: Hurrah for my 501st post! Waves small flag __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-11-2005, 09:26 AM	#4306
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gardeners often surprise you; Sam used his specialised knowledge to devise a new weapon in the fight against Sauron: The Glowing Parsnip of Doom! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-11-2005, 10:44 AM	#4307
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	I DO believe in fairies! I do! I do! Once Sam captured Tinkerbell, lighting the way to Mordor was a cinch. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-11-2005, 10:46 AM	#4308
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Sam- BEHOLD! The Molotov Cocktail of Galadriel! Shelob didn't stand a chance. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-11-2005, 12:26 PM	#4309
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Sam has a bright light and a pointy object what could possibly go wrong? I know I shouldn't do this but I was meaning to type it the last time. I have issues letting go of the past. Faramir pic: Sure the strawberry is cute and the marshmellow is funny but did you have to make the helm entirely out of pancakes....I think I have syrup in my ear. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-11-2005, 03:02 PM	#4310
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Sam's opinion on Glow by J.Lo. shows through. __________________ peace

03-11-2005, 04:05 PM	#4311
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As the wave of lucite is about to wash over him, Sam sets himself into classic Lorne Greene pose from Battlestar Galactica : "Best. Death. Ever." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-11-2005, 04:15 PM	#4312
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Trying to prove that he had been out of the Shire, Sam produces the Special Edition Galadriel's Phial Lighter that he picked up in the Lothlorien gift shop. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-11-2005, 04:21 PM	#4313
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Sam, Frodo and Gollum play a rousing game of Pepper durring some down time in Mordor. -Probibly only funny if you're as obsessed with baseball as I am...even then, probibly not TB12

03-12-2005, 06:24 AM	#4314
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Rosie: "Sam, for the hundredth time, will you please stop swinging off the lightbulb and pretending the lampshade is Shelob, and just get in bed?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-12-2005, 09:47 AM	#4315
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Angered by comments that he was a "dim bulb", Samwise Gamgee forcibly responded by pulling a lighted bulb out of his sleeve. Thus passing, with highest honors, the final test of the"Magician for Dummies" home correspondence course he had been wading through the last six monthes, and silencing his accusers. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!