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03-07-2005, 02:49 AM | #4241 |
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Harry pic:
In the last moment of his life, Harry wonders who in Eriador gave him the surname "Goatleaf."
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03-07-2005, 06:48 AM | #4242 |
Brightness of a Blade
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Does the Faramir one really need a caption? It could very well be "No comment".
Faramir: "Is this our new battle strategy, father, drooling the orcs to death?" (the only thing I could come up with right now )
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03-07-2005, 07:20 AM | #4243 |
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Faramir: "That's not what I meant by "butter me up"!
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03-07-2005, 07:33 AM | #4244 |
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Faramir stays as still as possible, as several Gondorian knights take aim at the fruit target on his head...
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03-07-2005, 08:30 AM | #4245 |
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Faramir was dissapointed to learn that the Honey Helm he recieved with his Denny's Big Boy Super Value Meal was not battle ready.
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03-07-2005, 08:48 AM | #4246 |
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Although Faramir's strategy certainly encompassed the 'element of surprise' required by his father, it was still rejected by Denethor. They went with Boromir's echelon formation staged-attack strategy instead.
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03-07-2005, 09:28 AM | #4247 |
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David Wenham, having not read the book, was often the recipient of cruel practical jokes during filming.
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03-07-2005, 11:14 AM | #4248 |
Scent of Simbelmynë
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David Wenham is downcast to learn that he didn't get the part of Strawberry Shortcake in her upcoming feature film.
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03-07-2005, 12:10 PM | #4249 |
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Faramir, looking at the special warrior's helm his father had given him for the task, decided that he did need to throw away his life...
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03-07-2005, 12:26 PM | #4250 |
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"A kleenex, a kleenex, my kingdom for a kleenex."
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03-07-2005, 01:40 PM | #4251 |
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Military discipline
The punishment for using up all the hot water in the showers.
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03-07-2005, 02:04 PM | #4252 |
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In an atempt to impress Eyowin, Faramir tries to show his femenin side.
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03-07-2005, 02:12 PM | #4253 |
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Faramir thinking to himself: "No wonder Boromir wondered how many centuries it would take to make a steward a king. The king has a winged crown, the steward has a mere strawberried crown."
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03-07-2005, 06:43 PM | #4254 |
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While Saruman exported all the hobbits leaf, Gondor took care of their crop of strawberries and cream.
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03-07-2005, 06:44 PM | #4255 |
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Old Gimli Pic
Gimli desperately hoped that the rumours he'd heard about magnifying glasses and light weren't true.
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03-07-2005, 07:19 PM | #4256 |
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David: Why me?
or Dominic: Forget Daisy, I'm calling you strawberry from now on!
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03-07-2005, 09:14 PM | #4257 |
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F: WILL YOU STOP HUMMING THE WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE???
Or... So sweet, so fair! What a joy to eat! We'd only like To eat a pancake So syrupy sweet!
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03-08-2005, 01:42 AM | #4258 |
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[Insert realisation here.]
Gondor knew it was doomed when they began handing out breakfast helms.
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03-08-2005, 05:26 AM | #4259 |
Laconic Loreman
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Faramir thought that Denethor's plan of using his son as bait went a little too far...
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03-08-2005, 05:32 AM | #4260 |
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Oh, Faramir . . . You know the answer to that one.
Faramir: Does this make my nose too delish?
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03-08-2005, 10:04 AM | #4261 |
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Gandalf resolved never to smoke pot again after his hallucinations became even more distressing...
aaand a new pic... Everyone froze as Uruk-Hai cheerleaders began their routine... Last edited by Hama Of The Riddermark; 03-08-2005 at 10:13 AM. |
03-08-2005, 11:40 AM | #4262 |
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Before the great battle begins, Gandalf has a candid and touching discussion with the troops.
G- Did everyone... you know... go? others- *long suffering, in unison* Yeeesssss... G- Because I don't want to have to stop the war so you can.... y'know... others- *long suffering, in unison* You wooonn't. G- And you'd better all be wearing clean underwear incase the paramedics have to take you away!
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03-08-2005, 11:41 AM | #4263 |
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Airport waiting times.
Theoden: Normaly I don't complain, but we've been here since the second Age!
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03-08-2005, 12:01 PM | #4264 |
Laconic Loreman
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From some movie I don't know...
Theoden: I bet my people can beat your people.
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03-08-2005, 12:13 PM | #4265 |
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As they enter Isengard for the first time, neither Theoden, nor Aragorn, nor any of their companions crack their stony expressions at the antics of Saruman the Pink. The power of his voice (jokes) has failed.
Gandalf (to the side): "Saruman the Pink! Your staff is broken! I cast you from the order and from the council, and from the clown's union."
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03-08-2005, 12:15 PM | #4266 |
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Yo yo- this is Theoden here, Stone Cold Killer, with my posse, the Helm's Deep Boys. You peoples best be good, or we gonna come over there and put the smack down on all of yas.
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03-08-2005, 12:22 PM | #4267 |
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We're surrounded by ten thousand Uruks-- and they sent us a parade of elf-sissies in flowing purple robes??
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03-08-2005, 04:41 PM | #4268 |
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Theoden: 'Right no-one's going home till whoever stole Aragorn's glove owns up.'
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03-08-2005, 04:43 PM | #4269 |
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The news spread quickly that Theoden was walking around Helm's Deep with his robes tucked into his underpants.
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03-08-2005, 05:17 PM | #4270 |
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Now that Gondor had showed up it was the unhappy task of Theoden, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and a few expendable Rohirrim to explain that there actually was no party, and that they might not have been telling the truth when they said that ten thousand party girls were on their way to Helms Deep.
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03-08-2005, 05:26 PM | #4271 |
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Oh, how deep the line leading to the only bathroom stall in the Hornburg that had toilet paper left in it...hence the name "Helm's Deep".
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03-08-2005, 06:29 PM | #4272 |
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Shoppers were lined clear back to Helm's Deep as the king was always the first to open the Gap of Rohan for that year... Always to forget the key in his other tunic pocket...
That was horrible... Oh well. ~Ka
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03-08-2005, 06:40 PM | #4273 |
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Theoden: "We thank you for coming to help us but we are not amused by your antics Halger, Chieftain of the Cartoon Badgers."
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03-08-2005, 06:57 PM | #4274 |
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And the Mr. Congeniality award goes to ...
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03-08-2005, 07:43 PM | #4275 |
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Again with the...
Theoden: I feel pretty.
Aragorn: Oh so pretty. Gimli: I feel pretty. And witty. And bright. Leggy: And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight. And...I can't think of a Princess Bride caption.
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03-08-2005, 07:49 PM | #4276 |
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the men stare in wonder
Theoden: Oddwen? Can't think of a PB quote? Inconceivable.
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peace
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03-08-2005, 08:03 PM | #4277 |
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The newest in the Oceans series, Ocean's 13, just didn't have the same convincing look about it.
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03-08-2005, 09:13 PM | #4278 |
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Aragorn: I wonder if anyone noticed that my hand got cut off and that I'm just holding it in place.
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03-09-2005, 01:47 AM | #4279 |
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Hiding somewhere in the caves, Aragorn wonders how long the Uruk-Hai will take to realize that the "army" waiting on the walls is really a host of cardboard standups.
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03-09-2005, 02:53 AM | #4280 |
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Uh-oh.
Théoden: You forgot to bring our fresh underwear?
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