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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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In the last moment of his life, Harry wonders who in Eriador gave him the surname "Goatleaf."
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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#4242 |
Brightness of a Blade
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Does the Faramir one really need a caption?
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Faramir: "That's not what I meant by "butter me up"!
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nowhere fun
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Faramir stays as still as possible, as several Gondorian knights take aim at the fruit target on his head...
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Red Sox Nation
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Faramir was dissapointed to learn that the Honey Helm he recieved with his Denny's Big Boy Super Value Meal was not battle ready.
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
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Although Faramir's strategy certainly encompassed the 'element of surprise' required by his father, it was still rejected by Denethor. They went with Boromir's echelon formation staged-attack strategy instead.
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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David Wenham, having not read the book, was often the recipient of cruel practical jokes during filming.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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#4248 |
Scent of Simbelmynë
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David Wenham is downcast to learn that he didn't get the part of Strawberry Shortcake in her upcoming feature film.
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The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me! |
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Faramir, looking at the special warrior's helm his father had given him for the task, decided that he did need to throw away his life...
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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"A kleenex, a kleenex, my kingdom for a kleenex."
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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The punishment for using up all the hot water in the showers.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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In an atempt to impress Eyowin, Faramir tries to show his femenin side.
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Dead Serious
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Faramir thinking to himself: "No wonder Boromir wondered how many centuries it would take to make a steward a king. The king has a winged crown, the steward has a mere strawberried crown."
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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While Saruman exported all the hobbits leaf, Gondor took care of their crop of strawberries and cream.
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Gimli desperately hoped that the rumours he'd heard about magnifying glasses and light weren't true.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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David: Why me?
or Dominic: Forget Daisy, I'm calling you strawberry from now on!
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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F: WILL YOU STOP HUMMING THE WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE???
Or... So sweet, so fair! What a joy to eat! We'd only like To eat a pancake So syrupy sweet!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Gondor knew it was doomed when they began handing out breakfast helms.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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Laconic Loreman
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Faramir thought that Denethor's plan of using his son as bait went a little too far...
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Faramir: Does this make my nose too delish?
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Gandalf resolved never to smoke pot again after his hallucinations became even more distressing...
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Before the great battle begins, Gandalf has a candid and touching discussion with the troops.
G- Did everyone... you know... go? others- *long suffering, in unison* Yeeesssss... G- Because I don't want to have to stop the war so you can.... y'know... others- *long suffering, in unison* You wooonn't. G- And you'd better all be wearing clean underwear incase the paramedics have to take you away!
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Airport waiting times.
Theoden: Normaly I don't complain, but we've been here since the second Age!
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Laconic Loreman
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Theoden: I bet my people can beat your people.
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Dead Serious
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As they enter Isengard for the first time, neither Theoden, nor Aragorn, nor any of their companions crack their stony expressions at the antics of Saruman the Pink. The power of his voice (jokes) has failed.
Gandalf (to the side): "Saruman the Pink! Your staff is broken! I cast you from the order and from the council, and from the clown's union."
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: the captain's chair
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Yo yo- this is Theoden here, Stone Cold Killer, with my posse, the Helm's Deep Boys. You peoples best be good, or we gonna come over there and put the smack down on all of yas.
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Stormdancer of Doom
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We're surrounded by ten thousand Uruks-- and they sent us a parade of elf-sissies in flowing purple robes??
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve. |
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
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Theoden: 'Right no-one's going home till whoever stole Aragorn's glove owns up.'
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The news spread quickly that Theoden was walking around Helm's Deep with his robes tucked into his underpants.
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Gordon's alive!
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Now that Gondor had showed up it was the unhappy task of Theoden, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and a few expendable Rohirrim to explain that there actually was no party, and that they might not have been telling the truth when they said that ten thousand party girls were on their way to Helms Deep.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Oh, how deep the line leading to the only bathroom stall in the Hornburg that had toilet paper left in it...hence the name "Helm's Deep".
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Shoppers were lined clear back to Helm's Deep as the king was always the first to open the Gap of Rohan for that year... Always to forget the key in his other tunic pocket...
That was horrible... Oh well. ~Ka
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Theoden: "We thank you for coming to help us but we are not amused by your antics Halger, Chieftain of the Cartoon Badgers."
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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And the Mr. Congeniality award goes to ...
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Again with the...
Theoden: I feel pretty.
Aragorn: Oh so pretty. Gimli: I feel pretty. And witty. And bright. Leggy: And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight. And...I can't think of a Princess Bride caption. ![]()
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
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Theoden: Oddwen? Can't think of a PB quote? Inconceivable.
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
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The newest in the Oceans series, Ocean's 13, just didn't have the same convincing look about it.
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: dor-lomin, of course
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Aragorn: I wonder if anyone noticed that my hand got cut off and that I'm just holding it in place.
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Scent of Simbelmynë
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Hiding somewhere in the caves, Aragorn wonders how long the Uruk-Hai will take to realize that the "army" waiting on the walls is really a host of cardboard standups.
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Scion of The Faithful
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Théoden: You forgot to bring our fresh underwear?
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