Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 107 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Thinlómien · 01-16-2007, 03:26 AM

Fortunately, the story wants Gil-galad back and refuses to continue by me. (So I don't need to think of anything clever.)

The Might · 01-16-2007, 08:59 AM

Unfortunately, the author disagrees with the story, and doesn't bring Gil-Galad

Meneltarmacil · 01-16-2007, 01:49 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over the author.

Thinlómien · 01-17-2007, 01:48 AM

Unfortunately, the author didn't die.

Volo · 01-17-2007, 09:13 AM

Fortunaly, the author didn't but the art did. (

isn't this the wrong way round???)

Rikae · 01-17-2007, 01:33 PM

Unfortunately, the ghost of the art came back in the form of a pigeon and pitched the palantir of Pallas over Pippin's oven door.

High King Fingolfin · 01-17-2007, 03:58 PM

Fortunately, Pippin gave the palantir to Gandalf.

Rikae · 01-17-2007, 09:10 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf, disregarding all warnings, licked the Palantir and his tongue stuck to it.

Thinlómien · 01-18-2007, 02:56 AM

Fortunately, Gwaihir was around and took him to Elrond's First Aid Clinic.

Gil-Galad · 01-18-2007, 01:19 PM

Unfortunately, Elrond decided to become a vet instead and refused to treat Gandalf

The Might · 01-18-2007, 02:12 PM

Fortunately Glorfindel was not a vet, and he helped Gandalf

Volo · 01-18-2007, 02:15 PM

Unfortunaly, Asfaloth the Envious kicked Gandalf in his nose.

Gil-Galad · 01-18-2007, 04:31 PM

fortunately, were-feanor, mutant doh, mt. zoom, shelob and Johnny the Stinky Balrog ganged up and killed this Asfaloth

Nogrod · 01-18-2007, 05:18 PM

Unfortunately all these chaps were the results of the collective imagination of the Barrow-Downers and they vanished into the thin air at the moment no one was looking at this thread and thence Asfaloth managed to kick Gandalf to the nose again before dying, causing him a permanent nose-problem that could be repaired only with a plastic surgery that was not yet invented.

Rikae · 01-18-2007, 06:13 PM

Fortunately, Odo Proudfoot invented it the following Tuesday.

High King Fingolfin · 01-19-2007, 07:11 PM

Unfortunately, it didn't work.

Thinlómien · 01-20-2007, 03:24 AM

Fortunately, Saruman invented a working one the week after it.

The Elf-warrior · 01-27-2007, 06:02 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman did the surgery without anesthesia.

The 1,000 Reader · 01-27-2007, 06:32 PM

Fortunately, he did it with magic instead of knives.

The Elf-warrior · 01-27-2007, 06:49 PM

Unfortunately, there was a negative patient outcome.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-28-2007, 01:07 AM

fortunately, wargs ate every one so there were no more problems

Rikae · 01-28-2007, 09:33 AM

Unfortunately, they ate Feral first, so he didn't have a chance to say that.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 01-28-2007, 09:36 AM

Fortunately, he managed to bite his way out of the Warg's chest.

The Might · 01-28-2007, 11:50 AM

Unfortunately there was more then one warg

Rikae · 01-28-2007, 11:53 AM

Fortunately, the rest were vegetarians!

Gil-Galad · 01-28-2007, 01:13 PM

Unfortunately, Were-Feanor wa amongst them and he wasn't a vegaterian

The Might · 01-28-2007, 02:23 PM

Fortunately Were-Feanor got tired of being the different guy and so he became a vegetarian too

High King Fingolfin · 01-28-2007, 09:22 PM

Unfortunately, they were all run over by Mount Zoom.

Boromir88 · 01-28-2007, 09:26 PM

Fortunately no one died in the accident and Mount Zoom was put behind bars for the hit-and-run crime.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-29-2007, 02:43 AM

Unfortunately, i was still inside a warg somewhere...

Rikae · 01-29-2007, 09:44 AM

Fortunately, Legate already fixed that in post 4263.

The Might · 01-29-2007, 11:15 AM

Unfortunately Eowyn came and asked everyone to try her soup!

Gil-Galad · 01-29-2007, 01:01 PM

Fortunately, Eowyn saw gandalf the uncloaked and never spoke again...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2007, 01:22 PM

Unfortunately, she now forced everyone to eat her soup.

The Might · 01-29-2007, 01:46 PM

Fortunately she went away soon, so everyone was able to through the soup away

Boromir88 · 01-29-2007, 01:50 PM

Unfortunately Eowyn was the only cook and only knew how to make her infamous soup

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-29-2007, 02:24 PM

fortunately, we turned cannibal and ate hobbits.

The Might · 01-29-2007, 03:30 PM

Unfortunately eating Hobbits wasn't very healthy because of all the pipeweed they smoke

Gil-Galad · 01-29-2007, 03:34 PM

Fortunately, all that pipeweed made us think that stars are totally rad dude...

The 1,000 Reader · 01-29-2007, 04:20 PM

Unfortunately, everybody overdosed and died.

01-16-2007, 03:26 AM	#4241
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, the story wants Gil-galad back and refuses to continue by me. (So I don't need to think of anything clever.) __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-16-2007, 08:59 AM	#4242
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately, the author disagrees with the story, and doesn't bring Gil-Galad __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-16-2007, 01:49 PM	#4243
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over the author. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-17-2007, 01:48 AM	#4244
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Unfortunately, the author didn't die. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-17-2007, 09:13 AM	#4245
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunaly, the author didn't but the art did. ( isn't this the wrong way round???) __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

01-17-2007, 01:33 PM	#4246
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, the ghost of the art came back in the form of a pigeon and pitched the palantir of Pallas over Pippin's oven door. Last edited by Rikae; 01-17-2007 at 01:37 PM.

01-17-2007, 03:58 PM	#4247
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Pippin gave the palantir to Gandalf. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-17-2007, 09:10 PM	#4248
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately Gandalf, disregarding all warnings, licked the Palantir and his tongue stuck to it.

01-18-2007, 02:56 AM	#4249
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, Gwaihir was around and took him to Elrond's First Aid Clinic. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-18-2007, 01:19 PM	#4250
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Elrond decided to become a vet instead and refused to treat Gandalf __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-18-2007, 02:12 PM	#4251
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately Glorfindel was not a vet, and he helped Gandalf __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-18-2007, 02:15 PM	#4252
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunaly, Asfaloth the Envious kicked Gandalf in his nose. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

01-18-2007, 04:31 PM	#4253
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately, were-feanor, mutant doh, mt. zoom, shelob and Johnny the Stinky Balrog ganged up and killed this Asfaloth __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-18-2007, 05:18 PM	#4254
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Unfortunately all these chaps were the results of the collective imagination of the Barrow-Downers and they vanished into the thin air at the moment no one was looking at this thread and thence Asfaloth managed to kick Gandalf to the nose again before dying, causing him a permanent nose-problem that could be repaired only with a plastic surgery that was not yet invented. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

01-18-2007, 06:13 PM	#4255
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, Odo Proudfoot invented it the following Tuesday.

01-19-2007, 07:11 PM	#4256
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, it didn't work. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-20-2007, 03:24 AM	#4257
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, Saruman invented a working one the week after it. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-27-2007, 06:02 PM	#4258
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately, Saruman did the surgery without anesthesia. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-27-2007, 06:32 PM	#4259
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, he did it with magic instead of knives. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

01-27-2007, 06:49 PM	#4260
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately, there was a negative patient outcome. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-28-2007, 01:07 AM	#4261
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	fortunately, wargs ate every one so there were no more problems __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-28-2007, 09:33 AM	#4262
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, they ate Feral first, so he didn't have a chance to say that.

01-28-2007, 09:36 AM	#4263
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Fortunately, he managed to bite his way out of the Warg's chest. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

01-28-2007, 11:50 AM	#4264
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately there was more then one warg __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-28-2007, 11:53 AM	#4265
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, the rest were vegetarians!

01-28-2007, 01:13 PM	#4266
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Were-Feanor wa amongst them and he wasn't a vegaterian __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-28-2007, 02:23 PM	#4267
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately Were-Feanor got tired of being the different guy and so he became a vegetarian too __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-28-2007, 09:22 PM	#4268
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, they were all run over by Mount Zoom. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-28-2007, 09:26 PM	#4269
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately no one died in the accident and Mount Zoom was put behind bars for the hit-and-run crime. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-29-2007, 02:43 AM	#4270
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Unfortunately, i was still inside a warg somewhere... __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-29-2007, 09:44 AM	#4271
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, Legate already fixed that in post 4263.

01-29-2007, 11:15 AM	#4272
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately Eowyn came and asked everyone to try her soup! __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-29-2007, 01:01 PM	#4273
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Eowyn saw gandalf the uncloaked and never spoke again... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-29-2007, 01:22 PM	#4274
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, she now forced everyone to eat her soup. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-29-2007, 01:46 PM	#4275
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately she went away soon, so everyone was able to through the soup away __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown