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The Might · 01-02-2007, 03:04 PM

Fortunately the Ring was replaced by Manwe in time with a chocolate bar

High King Fingolfin · 01-02-2007, 06:55 PM

Unfortunately, Manwë took the ring and overthrew Eru with it.

The Might · 01-02-2007, 07:04 PM

Fortunately Eru had a back up plan and so he turned all of Ea into chaos again and started over.

Valesse · 01-02-2007, 07:40 PM

Unfortunately Eru's "Restart" button got stuck and the world/void/chaos needed to be recreated every five...nether-minutes.

The Might · 01-02-2007, 07:56 PM

Fortunately Eru remembered that it's important not to panic so he slowls rebuil the world as it had been before

The 1,000 Reader · 01-02-2007, 08:15 PM

Unfortunately, instead of just making Orcs in this fashion, Eru made every race in Middle-Earth slimy, willless cowards who ultimately don't have any depth and would kill each other just for a shirt of Mithril.

The Might · 01-02-2007, 08:22 PM

Fortunately at least there was more action in the books and more people would buy it

Rikae · 01-02-2007, 08:41 PM

Unfortunately, those people were more interested in the new movie that had just come out: Hunny, I ate the Baby on a Plane.

The Might · 01-02-2007, 09:56 PM

Fortunately The Hobbit finally came out (made by PJ also) and people started buying the books again and joining sites like the Barrow-Downs

High King Fingolfin · 01-02-2007, 10:45 PM

Unfortunately, they were all spammers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2007, 04:29 AM

Fortunately, people of the Downs were beginning to accept spam as an inevitability.

The Might · 01-03-2007, 09:18 AM

Unfortunately the spam levels increased until all threads received a "this is no serious thread" label and were closed

Boromir88 · 01-03-2007, 09:38 AM

Fortunately the spammers gave up and moved to spam places elsewhere.

The Might · 01-03-2007, 09:43 AM

Unfortunately with all the spammers gone the Downs were not such a fun place anymore

High King Fingolfin · 01-03-2007, 12:31 PM

Fortunately, the Flat Morgo-Yak came and made it fun again.

The Might · 01-03-2007, 01:39 PM

unfortunately I have no idea who the flat Morgo-Yak is

Rikae · 01-03-2007, 04:07 PM

Fortunately, he introduced himself and shook hoofs with everybody, and proceeded to order the next round of 1420.

Volo · 01-03-2007, 04:27 PM

Unfortunaly, Saruman possessed the Morgo-Yak.

High King Fingolfin · 01-03-2007, 04:30 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf exorcised him.

The Might · 01-03-2007, 04:31 PM

Unfortunately he became possesed in the process

Rikae · 01-07-2007, 08:51 AM

Fortunately, no one noticed any difference.

The Might · 01-07-2007, 12:22 PM

Unfortunately he killed the Fellowship in their sleep because of the Morgo-Yak (can anyone tell me what that is???) inside him and took the Ring

Meneltarmacil · 01-07-2007, 12:28 PM

Fortunately, he tripped over a rock and knocked himself unconscious, and the Ring was taken by a giant slug.

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can anyone tell me what that is???

Look here.

The Might · 01-07-2007, 12:37 PM

Unfortunately the Morgo-Yak left Gandalf's body thus killing him, and went to have a date with Voldemort

High King Fingolfin · 01-07-2007, 01:59 PM

Fortunately, Voldemort does not exist in Middle-Earth

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-07-2007, 02:55 PM

Unfortunately, Insanity mixed with elves and swords did... so... you can guess what happened.

The Might · 01-07-2007, 03:20 PM

Fortunately, the Morgo-Yak got bored and went home

High King Fingolfin · 01-07-2007, 08:34 PM

Unfortunately, his home was now in the Shire...

Meneltarmacil · 01-07-2007, 09:06 PM

Fortunately, it was with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-07-2007, 11:37 PM

unfortunately, wargs ate all of the shire.

The Might · 01-08-2007, 07:07 AM

fortunately, a theme park was built where the Shire existed and Gondor made lots of money with it

Meneltarmacil · 01-08-2007, 07:47 AM

Unfortunately, all the visitors were eaten by Wargs as well.

Boromir88 · 01-08-2007, 08:33 AM

Fortunately Grima told the wargs to go away and they did.

The Might · 01-08-2007, 08:38 AM

unfortunately some returned and ate him too

Volo · 01-08-2007, 08:48 AM

Fortunaly, the Shire became a popular Warg hunting park.

The Might · 01-08-2007, 08:51 AM

unfortunately all the hunters were eaten by Wargs as well

I somehow start to realise it is much easier to write bad things then good things

The Elf-warrior · 01-08-2007, 03:44 PM

Fortunately the wargs were all killed by rangers.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-08-2007, 04:02 PM

unfortunately, now all the rangers were eating everyone....

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-08-2007, 04:08 PM

Fortunately, The Serious Cat told them they were all being silly. So they went home to think about what they'd done.

Boromir88 · 01-08-2007, 04:20 PM

Unfortunately once the Serious Cat realized he(?) had so much power, he got Eru to resign and declared himself the new 'Dark Overlord' of Arda.

01-02-2007, 03:04 PM	#4161
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately the Ring was replaced by Manwe in time with a chocolate bar __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-02-2007, 06:55 PM	#4162
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Manwë took the ring and overthrew Eru with it. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-02-2007, 07:04 PM	#4163
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately Eru had a back up plan and so he turned all of Ea into chaos again and started over. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-02-2007, 07:40 PM	#4164
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Unfortunately Eru's "Restart" button got stuck and the world/void/chaos needed to be recreated every five...nether-minutes. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-02-2007, 07:56 PM	#4165
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately Eru remembered that it's important not to panic so he slowls rebuil the world as it had been before __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-02-2007, 08:15 PM	#4166
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, instead of just making Orcs in this fashion, Eru made every race in Middle-Earth slimy, willless cowards who ultimately don't have any depth and would kill each other just for a shirt of Mithril. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

01-02-2007, 08:22 PM	#4167
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately at least there was more action in the books and more people would buy it __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-02-2007, 08:41 PM	#4168
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, those people were more interested in the new movie that had just come out: Hunny, I ate the Baby on a Plane.

01-02-2007, 09:56 PM	#4169
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately The Hobbit finally came out (made by PJ also) and people started buying the books again and joining sites like the Barrow-Downs __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-02-2007, 10:45 PM	#4170
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, they were all spammers. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-03-2007, 04:29 AM	#4171
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, people of the Downs were beginning to accept spam as an inevitability. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2007, 09:18 AM	#4172
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately the spam levels increased until all threads received a "this is no serious thread" label and were closed __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-03-2007, 09:38 AM	#4173
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately the spammers gave up and moved to spam places elsewhere. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-03-2007, 09:43 AM	#4174
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately with all the spammers gone the Downs were not such a fun place anymore __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-03-2007, 12:31 PM	#4175
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the Flat Morgo-Yak came and made it fun again. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-03-2007, 01:39 PM	#4176
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	unfortunately I have no idea who the flat Morgo-Yak is __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-03-2007, 04:07 PM	#4177
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, he introduced himself and shook hoofs with everybody, and proceeded to order the next round of 1420.

01-03-2007, 04:27 PM	#4178
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunaly, Saruman possessed the Morgo-Yak. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

01-03-2007, 04:30 PM	#4179
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Gandalf exorcised him. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-03-2007, 04:31 PM	#4180
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately he became possesed in the process __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-07-2007, 08:51 AM	#4181
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, no one noticed any difference.

01-07-2007, 12:22 PM	#4182
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately he killed the Fellowship in their sleep because of the Morgo-Yak (can anyone tell me what that is???) inside him and took the Ring __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-07-2007, 12:37 PM	#4184
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Unfortunately the Morgo-Yak left Gandalf's body thus killing him, and went to have a date with Voldemort __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-07-2007, 01:59 PM	#4185
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Voldemort does not exist in Middle-Earth __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-07-2007, 02:55 PM	#4186
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Insanity mixed with elves and swords did... so... you can guess what happened. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-07-2007, 03:20 PM	#4187
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Fortunately, the Morgo-Yak got bored and went home __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-07-2007, 08:34 PM	#4188
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, his home was now in the Shire... __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-07-2007, 09:06 PM	#4189
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it was with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-07-2007, 11:37 PM	#4190
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	unfortunately, wargs ate all of the shire. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-08-2007, 07:07 AM	#4191
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	fortunately, a theme park was built where the Shire existed and Gondor made lots of money with it __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-08-2007, 07:47 AM	#4192
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, all the visitors were eaten by Wargs as well. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-08-2007, 08:33 AM	#4193
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately Grima told the wargs to go away and they did. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-08-2007, 08:38 AM	#4194
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	unfortunately some returned and ate him too __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-08-2007, 08:48 AM	#4195
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunaly, the Shire became a popular Warg hunting park. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

01-08-2007, 08:51 AM	#4196
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	unfortunately all the hunters were eaten by Wargs as well I somehow start to realise it is much easier to write bad things then good things __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown