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Nimrodel_9 · 02-15-2005, 04:52 PM

Sam's favorite past time: Playing with Playdough.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 02-15-2005, 05:09 PM

Mister Frodo sir, look! Gandalf's been this way... I found his hood!

luthien-elvenprincess · 02-16-2005, 08:07 AM

Sam, having trouble sleeping one night in Mordor, begins muttering, "It's down and under, then over and up...no that's not right...it was right over left then down and under...no...maybe over and down then left over right and pull through...drats. Mr Frodo...Mr Frodo, do you remember how to make that double-hooked noakie-knot that my old gaffer taught us back when we were wee hobbits in scouts?
Frodo: Go to sleep Sam.

Rimbaud · 02-16-2005, 08:47 AM

Sam was beginning to understand why Frodo had suggested leaving the lawnmower at home.

Esgallhugwen · 02-16-2005, 07:19 PM

Sam looking at Shelob: Wow, Mr.Frodo that Spider really is big!
Frodo: Congratulations, Sam, you've now mastered the art of obviousness.

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-16-2005, 07:28 PM

Sam eyed Frodo's Elven Brooch jealously and wondered why Galadriel had seen fit to bestow upon him a bent paper clip to hold his cloak together.

TomBrady12 · 02-16-2005, 07:48 PM

Gazing glumly at his double chin in the mirror of Galadriel, Sam wondered if Gandalf had perhaps turned him part way into a spotted toad after all.

TB12: Dynasty

Garen LiLorian · 02-16-2005, 08:56 PM

Frodo: "Smeagol's not back yet? Inconcievable!"
Sam: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-17-2005, 04:34 AM

Sam tried the most innocent face he could muster when Frodo asked: "Did you kill Smeagol?"

narfforc · 02-17-2005, 05:13 AM

I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Strange thing though, I am sure the creature was trying to fly, it looked like it thought it had wings.

Witch_Queen · 02-17-2005, 10:48 AM

Sam looked at Frodo in astonishment as Frodo gave birth to a bouncing baby girl.

Sam: Frodo its A girl!!!!! Congratulations.

Mithalwen · 02-17-2005, 10:57 AM

"They have really lost the plot this time" Thinks Sam as Merry and Pippin start telling him about the walking trees with the magic potion.....

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-17-2005, 11:04 AM

Upon encountering Sauron in the middle of Mordor, Sam realises that he's going to have to come up with a really good excuse.

Formendacil · 02-17-2005, 01:45 PM

Sam to Rosie: "You're pregnant again?"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-17-2005, 02:41 PM

It's gonna hurt, but Sam realises that he's going to have to tell Frodo to shave off the moustache.

Milady Revenwyn · 02-17-2005, 02:47 PM

Suddenly, Sam realizes that maybe he ate that Jalapeno pepper too quickly...

Nimrodel_9 · 02-17-2005, 06:10 PM

Sam: Look Mr. Frodo! I can make my eyes go crooked!

(Did anyone else notice that one of his eyes are slightly looking another way?)

Oddwen · 02-17-2005, 07:14 PM

Fro: Sam, watch the swinging tater. You are getting sleeeeepy...
Sam:

Or...

Sam begins to lose himself as he gazes into Mr. Frodo's big, deep, blue, very big, ephemeral, large, azure, humongous eyes.

Fro: Sam, snap out of it!

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 02-17-2005, 09:46 PM

Peter Jackson: Alright, Sean, this is the scene where Sam cries.

Sean Astin: Ok, here it comes... no no, wait, here it comes... Seriously, I can do it! Here we go, here are the tears...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-18-2005, 12:09 AM

Elven Cloak (with brooch): $250

Trip to Mordor: $1762.98

Having to explain to your wife where you have been all those times: Priceless.

narfforc · 02-18-2005, 03:07 AM

Sam to Frodo in Osgiliath, "By rights Mr Frodo we shouldnt even be here", "Quick pass me a copy of that damn book again", replies Frodo, glaring at Peter Jackson.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-18-2005, 09:55 AM

Gollum had resorted to devious pharmaceutical-based strategies to lower Sam's suspicions.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-18-2005, 10:23 AM

SAM: Hum. Perhaps it is time for a new picture...

Smeagol to Peter Jackson: What do you mean I don't actually sing "Gollum's song"?

Boromir88 · 02-18-2005, 11:15 AM

:Smeagol starts to bite into the fishes head:

Sam: No not that way! :Sam shows Smeagol the proper English way to eat:

Smeagol: Whys should we eatsss, nice, juicy fishess like that?

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-18-2005, 11:32 AM

Smeagol is told that he is not to be invited back for the second round of auditions for the remake of The Blue Lagoon.

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-18-2005, 11:35 AM

On seeing the proposed poster campaign shots, L'Oreal executives begin to doubt the wisdom of investing in a range of fish-oil shampoos.

Mithalwen · 02-18-2005, 11:37 AM

Smeagol realises Frodo has pulled a flanker on him by having the ring fed-exed to Mount Doom.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 02-18-2005, 12:21 PM

Gollum: This big, precious, this big, yes, yes. The One that got away, yes precious, the One that got away was this big, gollum.

Lalwendë · 02-18-2005, 12:22 PM

Just thirty minutes swimming in the sea near Sellafield*, and look at the state of poor Liv Tyler now.

*notorious UK nuclear fuel reprocessing plant.

Mithalwen · 02-18-2005, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Just thirty minutes swimming in the sea near Sellafield*, and look at the state of poor Liv Tyler now.

*notorious UK nuclear fuel reprocessing plant.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...05_450x450.jpg

the resemblance is uncanny.... oh the joys of motherhood :P

Maeggaladiel · 02-18-2005, 01:12 PM

Smeagol tries to remember where it was he was supposed to meet Gollum...

"Under nasssty rockses? In sswishy riverses? Under fressshly-killed hobbit corpses?"

Gil-Galad · 02-18-2005, 02:01 PM

Sam: mr.Frodo! supper is ready! its...

Gollum: you said it was my turn to cook

Sam:fine...gollum has prepared some nice raw fish which he just caught 5 minutes ago...errgh...

Gollum: and what else did Smeagol say was to go with the fishes

Sam: and i made some Shake and Bake...

Gollum: and i helped!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-18-2005, 02:03 PM

No-one remembers the runners-up in beauty contests, but they have feelings too.

or

It was with a numbness of heart that Gollum realised his date had stood him up.

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 02-18-2005, 02:15 PM

Despite the washboard stomach and hours of running around in naught but a loincloth, Smeagol has just discovered that it was Legolas and not he who would become LOTR's sex-symbol.

Lalwendë · 02-18-2005, 03:08 PM

The day Samwise 'accidentally' blocked the toilet, Frodo called out Smeagol's Plumbing Services to see to the septic tank:

"That'll be £50 for the partses, £80 for master's use of the flushing rods, one gold ring for a hour of our preciouss labour and one hundred poundses for our call out charges. Plus VAT."

Formendacil · 02-18-2005, 03:08 PM

Slinker is unable to grasp the concept when Stinker tells him that Master is going to destroy the Precious.

Ainaserkewen · 02-18-2005, 03:19 PM

Sam, Frodo and Gollum passing time.

Frodo: No, no, no! Smeagol it's pigeon toe, pigeon toe, slide, slide, slide.

Gollum: Silly stepping could not be so difficult if poor Smeagol did not dance with fat Two-left-foots.

Sam: *fuming* Oh, is that right? Well I couldn't...he said to...YOU HAVE CLAMMY HANDS!

Frodo: Is it just me, or did whoever is telling this story going to leave out this scene for a reason. Do you guys want to end up like a bad Broadway musical? Now let's try again. 5, 6, 7, 8...."

Feanor of the Peredhil · 02-18-2005, 04:22 PM

Yess, Master, trickssy false Faramir gives us shiny walking stick too...

TomBrady12 · 02-18-2005, 04:25 PM

Gollum : Ellliot.....Elllliot.....

Peter Jackson: ANDY, would you PLEASE FOCUS FOR 5 MINUTES !!!!

Andy Serkis : Phone home?....

Peter Jackson AAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH (as he smashes his camera)

TB12: Dynasty

Milady Revenwyn · 02-18-2005, 04:37 PM

Sam: So who are you today, Gollum? Slinker or Stinker? First you look at Mr. Frodo like an adoring dog looks at its master, now you're giving him shifty eyes!

02-15-2005, 04:52 PM	#4041
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Sam's favorite past time: Playing with Playdough. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-15-2005, 05:09 PM	#4042
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Mister Frodo sir, look! Gandalf's been this way... I found his hood! __________________ peace

02-16-2005, 08:07 AM	#4043
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Sam, having trouble sleeping one night in Mordor, begins muttering, "It's down and under, then over and up...no that's not right...it was right over left then down and under...no...maybe over and down then left over right and pull through...drats. Mr Frodo...Mr Frodo, do you remember how to make that double-hooked noakie-knot that my old gaffer taught us back when we were wee hobbits in scouts? Frodo: Go to sleep Sam. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

02-16-2005, 08:47 AM	#4044
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Sam was beginning to understand why Frodo had suggested leaving the lawnmower at home. __________________ And all the rest is literature

02-16-2005, 07:19 PM	#4045
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Sam looking at Shelob: Wow, Mr.Frodo that Spider really is big! Frodo: Congratulations, Sam, you've now mastered the art of obviousness. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

02-16-2005, 07:28 PM	#4046
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Sam eyed Frodo's Elven Brooch jealously and wondered why Galadriel had seen fit to bestow upon him a bent paper clip to hold his cloak together. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-16-2005, 07:48 PM	#4047
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Gazing glumly at his double chin in the mirror of Galadriel, Sam wondered if Gandalf had perhaps turned him part way into a spotted toad after all. TB12: Dynasty Last edited by TomBrady12; 02-16-2005 at 07:56 PM.

02-16-2005, 08:56 PM	#4048
Garen LiLorian Wight Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The frigid white wilderness of the Midwest Posts: 235	Frodo: "Smeagol's not back yet? Inconcievable!" Sam: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." __________________ This is my quest, to follow that star; no matter how hopeless, no matter how far. To fight for the right, without question or pause. To be willing to march into Hell for a Heavenly cause! -Man of La Mancha

02-17-2005, 04:34 AM	#4049
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam tried the most innocent face he could muster when Frodo asked: "Did you kill Smeagol?" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-17-2005, 05:13 AM	#4050
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Balrog was in a bit of a Flap I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Strange thing though, I am sure the creature was trying to fly, it looked like it thought it had wings.

02-17-2005, 10:48 AM	#4051
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Sam looked at Frodo in astonishment as Frodo gave birth to a bouncing baby girl. Sam: Frodo its A girl!!!!! Congratulations. __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

02-17-2005, 10:57 AM	#4052
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	"They have really lost the plot this time" Thinks Sam as Merry and Pippin start telling him about the walking trees with the magic potion..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-17-2005, 11:04 AM	#4053
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Upon encountering Sauron in the middle of Mordor, Sam realises that he's going to have to come up with a really good excuse. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-17-2005, 01:45 PM	#4054
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Sam to Rosie: "You're pregnant again?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-17-2005, 02:41 PM	#4055
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	It's gonna hurt, but Sam realises that he's going to have to tell Frodo to shave off the moustache. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-17-2005, 02:47 PM	#4056
Milady Revenwyn Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 29	Suddenly, Sam realizes that maybe he ate that Jalapeno pepper too quickly...

02-17-2005, 06:10 PM	#4057
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Sam: Look Mr. Frodo! I can make my eyes go crooked! (Did anyone else notice that one of his eyes are slightly looking another way?) __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-17-2005, 07:14 PM	#4058
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Fro: Sam, watch the swinging tater. You are getting sleeeeepy... Sam: Or... Sam begins to lose himself as he gazes into Mr. Frodo's big, deep, blue, very big, ephemeral, large, azure, humongous eyes. Fro: Sam, snap out of it! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-17-2005, 09:46 PM	#4059
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	Take 462 Peter Jackson: Alright, Sean, this is the scene where Sam cries. Sean Astin: Ok, here it comes... no no, wait, here it comes... Seriously, I can do it! Here we go, here are the tears... __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

02-18-2005, 12:09 AM	#4060
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	MallornCard Ad. Elven Cloak (with brooch): $250 Trip to Mordor: $1762.98 Having to explain to your wife where you have been all those times: Priceless. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-18-2005, 03:07 AM	#4061
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Sam to Frodo in Osgiliath, "By rights Mr Frodo we shouldnt even be here", "Quick pass me a copy of that damn book again", replies Frodo, glaring at Peter Jackson.

02-18-2005, 09:55 AM	#4062
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gollum had resorted to devious pharmaceutical-based strategies to lower Sam's suspicions. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-18-2005, 10:23 AM	#4063
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	SAM: Hum. Perhaps it is time for a new picture... Smeagol to Peter Jackson: What do you mean I don't actually sing "Gollum's song"? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-18-2005, 11:15 AM	#4064
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	:Smeagol starts to bite into the fishes head: Sam: No not that way! :Sam shows Smeagol the proper English way to eat: Smeagol: Whys should we eatsss, nice, juicy fishess like that?

02-18-2005, 11:32 AM	#4065
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Smeagol is told that he is not to be invited back for the second round of auditions for the remake of The Blue Lagoon. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-18-2005, 11:35 AM	#4066
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	On seeing the proposed poster campaign shots, L'Oreal executives begin to doubt the wisdom of investing in a range of fish-oil shampoos. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-18-2005, 11:37 AM	#4067
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	It would have been so much simpler.. Smeagol realises Frodo has pulled a flanker on him by having the ring fed-exed to Mount Doom. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-18-2005, 12:21 PM	#4068
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Gollum: This big, precious, this big, yes, yes. The One that got away, yes precious, the One that got away was this big, gollum.

02-18-2005, 12:22 PM	#4069
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Just thirty minutes swimming in the sea near Sellafield, and look at the state of poor Liv Tyler now. notorious UK nuclear fuel reprocessing plant. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-18-2005, 01:12 PM	#4071
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Smeagol tries to remember where it was he was supposed to meet Gollum... "Under nasssty rockses? In sswishy riverses? Under fressshly-killed hobbit corpses?" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-18-2005, 02:01 PM	#4072
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Sam: mr.Frodo! supper is ready! its... Gollum: you said it was my turn to cook Sam:fine...gollum has prepared some nice raw fish which he just caught 5 minutes ago...errgh... Gollum: and what else did Smeagol say was to go with the fishes Sam: and i made some Shake and Bake... Gollum: and i helped! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-18-2005, 02:03 PM	#4073
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	No-one remembers the runners-up in beauty contests, but they have feelings too. or It was with a numbness of heart that Gollum realised his date had stood him up. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-18-2005, 02:15 PM	#4074
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	Despite the washboard stomach and hours of running around in naught but a loincloth, Smeagol has just discovered that it was Legolas and not he who would become LOTR's sex-symbol. __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

02-18-2005, 03:08 PM	#4075
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The day Samwise 'accidentally' blocked the toilet, Frodo called out Smeagol's Plumbing Services to see to the septic tank: "That'll be £50 for the partses, £80 for master's use of the flushing rods, one gold ring for a hour of our preciouss labour and one hundred poundses for our call out charges. Plus VAT." __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-18-2005, 03:08 PM	#4076
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Slinker is unable to grasp the concept when Stinker tells him that Master is going to destroy the Precious. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.