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11-24-2006, 12:18 AM | #4041 |
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Unfortunately, Gimli was not enjoying the Halls of Mandos.
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11-24-2006, 12:32 AM | #4042 |
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Fortunately, Mandos always enjoys the halls of Mandos. Mua ha, ha, ha!
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11-24-2006, 10:10 AM | #4043 |
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Unfortunately, Mandos got bored and kicked Gimli out into the ocean. Halls of Mandos only has one arcade game.
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11-24-2006, 10:24 AM | #4044 |
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Fortunately, a passing ship found Gimli and saved him before he could drown.
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11-24-2006, 11:21 AM | #4045 |
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Unfortunately, it was a ship full of hungry orcs.
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11-24-2006, 11:47 AM | #4046 |
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Fortunately, Gimli took care of all 42 of them rather quickly.
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11-24-2006, 11:50 AM | #4047 |
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Unfortunately, there was also a troll there who thought that Dwarves were a good dish.
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11-24-2006, 01:03 PM | #4048 |
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Fortunately, all the sunlight had turned the troll to stone.
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11-24-2006, 02:33 PM | #4049 |
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Unfortunately, the stone was slippery and slipped to the side of the ship making it sink.
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11-24-2006, 02:51 PM | #4050 |
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Fortunately, Gimli was in a pie shop at the time.
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11-24-2006, 03:10 PM | #4051 |
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Unfortunately, Gimli fainted and fell into the display case.
(Happened to my dad once when he was a kid.)
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11-24-2006, 05:14 PM | #4052 |
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Unfortunately, Gimli's powers of jumping from palces to palces came to an abrupt end. To continue this, Boromir has been challenged to a Dance-A-Thon by Legolas, The Witch King, Gollum, Frodo and Saruman.
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11-24-2006, 05:48 PM | #4053 |
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Fortunately, Boromir won the contest with his awesome disco skills.
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11-24-2006, 06:18 PM | #4054 |
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Unfortunately, the Witch-King was quite unhappy, and decided to stab Boromir.
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11-25-2006, 01:55 PM | #4055 |
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Fortunately, he missed.
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11-25-2006, 03:24 PM | #4056 |
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Unfortunaly, he hit Frodo in stead.
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11-25-2006, 05:11 PM | #4057 |
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Fortunately, Glorfindel brought Frodo to Rivendell in time.
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11-25-2006, 05:50 PM | #4058 |
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Unfortunately, Arwen punched him for taking Asfaloth back.
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11-25-2006, 06:03 PM | #4059 |
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Fortunately, Arwen wasn't wearing her brass knuckles, since Pippin swallowed them that morning.
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11-27-2006, 12:27 PM | #4060 |
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Unfortunately, Arwen used her giant tapestry sewing
needle in lieu of her brass knuckles.
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11-27-2006, 01:26 PM | #4061 |
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Fortunately, everyone knew that was too farfecthed for arwen to do and it was ignored, sorry.
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11-27-2006, 02:26 PM | #4062 |
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Unfortunately, logic was thrown out of the window when The League of In-Jokes arrived.
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11-27-2006, 08:27 PM | #4063 |
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Fortunately, the League of Logic, headed by Spock and Elrond, picked logic back up and won an epic battle against the League of In-Jokes.
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11-28-2006, 10:56 PM | #4064 |
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Unfortunately, poor Frodo, though safe in Rivendell, collapsed in shock from all of the confusion.
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12-02-2006, 10:06 PM | #4065 |
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Fortunately, confusion collapsed from the shock.
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12-02-2006, 10:09 PM | #4066 |
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Unfortuantely, the house of Elrond also collapsed and crushed poor Frodo.
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12-03-2006, 08:59 PM | #4068 |
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Unfortunately, a wolf ate him.
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12-03-2006, 09:22 PM | #4069 |
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Fortunately, the wolf was a better ring-bearer than Frodo anyhow.
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12-04-2006, 05:22 AM | #4070 |
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Unfortunately, Aragorn was not aware of this and so chopped it to bits.
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12-04-2006, 06:36 AM | #4071 |
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Fortunately, his sword broke.
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12-05-2006, 10:44 AM | #4072 | |
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Unfortunately, the wolf caught a spear in the back from a hollering Eomer.
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12-05-2006, 10:48 AM | #4073 |
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Fortunately, it was a rubber spear.
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Unfortunately, the rubber spear was infected with Ebola virus and the wolf died instantly...somehow...
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12-05-2006, 09:55 PM | #4075 |
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Fortunately, the cure for the Ebola was developed that very second at that place.
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12-05-2006, 10:28 PM | #4076 |
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Unfortunately, the Macarena also came with the Ebola virus, dancy craze was on
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12-06-2006, 04:20 PM | #4077 |
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Fortunately, the wolf accidentally crazy-danced into the fires of Mount Doom with the Ring.
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12-07-2006, 06:32 PM | #4079 |
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Fortunately, he was already in Mount Doom, and the lava built up pressure behind the rock until it burst out and hit Sauron in the face.
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12-15-2006, 07:41 PM | #4080 |
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Unfortunately, this made Sauron upset.
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