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Old 10-15-2006, 06:52 AM   #3961
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Fortunately, he was made of slime and so could slip through the bars and under doors and go to freedom!
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Old 10-15-2006, 06:59 AM   #3962
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Fortunately (for everybody else) Alien had no digestive juices (no nervous system, either!) and so they rebuilt Middle Earth inside his stomach and continued as before, except that the sky was red, and wherever anybody said something like "the red dawn" or "a red sun rises" everyone would burst into maniacal laughter.

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Old 10-15-2006, 02:38 PM   #3963
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Old 10-15-2006, 02:49 PM   #3964
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One of the lesser-recognized running gags shows up again

Fortunately, Gil-Galad's announcement of impending doom was cut off by Bob the Troll's club coming down on his head.
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Old 10-15-2006, 03:42 PM   #3965
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Unfortunately, not before Rikae thought the better of ignoring Gil's hints and slunk off, never to return.
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Old 10-15-2006, 05:59 PM   #3966
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Fortunately, this caused Bob the Troll to commit suicide, ending yet another running gag.
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Old 10-15-2006, 08:13 PM   #3967
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Unfortunately, Bob the Troll had attempted to commit suicide by bonking himself on the head with his club, and needless to say, this was not a particularly vital area for a dim-witted troll.
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Old 10-16-2006, 01:15 AM   #3968
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fortunately, a shotgun spead things up.
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Old 10-16-2006, 01:22 AM   #3969
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Unfortunately, the shotgun was clogged up with glue.
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Old 10-16-2006, 09:51 AM   #3970
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Old 10-16-2006, 11:09 AM   #3971
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Unfortunately the bullet proved to be defective
(one of Saruman's less successful experiments
with "upgrading" Middle-earth technology).
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Old 10-16-2006, 11:22 AM   #3972
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Fortunately, its defect was such that it caused a massive explosion, blowing Bob, the dog, the alien and everything else in a 15 mile radius into confetti.
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Old 10-16-2006, 12:52 PM   #3973
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Unfortunately, it also blew a huge hole in the time-space continuum.
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Old 10-16-2006, 09:28 PM   #3974
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White Tree

Fortunately this was all right, because the other end of the hole was in the Cracks of Doom, and all the running gags got sucked in.
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Unfortunately the gags still somehow got away
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Old 10-18-2006, 08:52 AM   #3976
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Fortunately, the Flat Morgo-Yak ate them all.

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Old 10-19-2006, 10:10 PM   #3977
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Unfortunately, the Flat Morgo-Yak proceeded to take over the world.
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Old 10-20-2006, 09:21 AM   #3978
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Fortunately, the world staged a coup and sent
the Flat Morgo-Yak to live with Gollum under the
Misty Mountains.
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:22 AM   #3979
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Unfortunately, the two got into a drunken brawl after an hour of reminiscing.
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:42 AM   #3980
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Fortunately, Gollum was as good at fighting two-dimensional foes as invisible ones, and he bit off the flat Morgo-yak's hoof.
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:00 PM   #3981
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Unfortunately, he began to bleed all over the place.
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Old 10-23-2006, 11:13 AM   #3982
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Fortunately for Gollum, he was thirsty and
had a vera refreshing drink.
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Old 10-23-2006, 10:22 PM   #3983
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Unfortunately, the Morgo-Yak had AIDS and Gollum soon died in a wheelchair
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Old 10-24-2006, 04:58 AM   #3984
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Fortunately, Gollum discovered the cure for AIDS before he died.
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Old 10-24-2006, 07:20 AM   #3985
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Fortunately, this particular storyline was getting too questionable to be left intact and was cancelled, leaving poor Gimli still trying to find something to eat.
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Old 10-24-2006, 08:11 AM   #3987
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Unfortunately, Gimli was bitten by a descendant
of one of Sauron's Beleriand pet bats and
developed a taste for orc blood.
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Fortunately, an Oliphaunt trampled Gimli and squished him before he could hurt anyone.
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Old 10-24-2006, 03:19 PM   #3989
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Unfortunately, Gimli was now quite dead. (And flat as well.)
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Fortunately, Flat Gimli had the Flat Morgo-yak for company.
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Old 10-24-2006, 08:38 PM   #3991
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Unfortunately they were Mortal enemies
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Old 10-25-2006, 02:38 AM   #3992
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Fortunately, they suddenly became immortal for no reason, and so they put all their differences aside.
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:25 AM   #3993
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Unfortunately, they became Immortal enemies seeing how they were no longer mortal enemies.
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Fortunately, they were too preoccupied with destroying each other that they didn't harm Frodo on his way to Mount Doom.
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Old 10-26-2006, 10:32 AM   #3995
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Unfortunately, they somehow managed to flatten Aragorn as well.
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Fortunately, the shock wave created by the flattening of Aragorn sent Frodo right next to Mount Doom!
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Unfortunately, it knocked him into Mount Doom.
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Fortunately, it was a two-dimensional Flat World
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