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Formendacil · 02-04-2005, 08:31 PM

"Does it guess easy? It must ahve a competition with us, my preciouss! If precious asks, and it doesn't answer, we eats it, my preciouss. If it asks us, and we doesn't answer, we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way out, yes!"

Boromir88 · 02-04-2005, 09:31 PM

Frodo couldn't stand Gollum ripping into raw coney, so he bought Gollum a stuffed bunny to chew on.

Meela · 02-05-2005, 04:08 AM

"Would Sir like to try this in a size 12?"

Atarah · 02-05-2005, 05:23 AM

Gollum: Does Master want to play with Fluffy?
Frodo: *to Sam* Do you think we should tell him Fluffy's dead?
Sam: Not on my life Mr Frodo. It may stink somewhat, and the rabbit too, but at least he's not bothering us!

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-05-2005, 07:12 PM

Smeagol: Does they wants to see my Brian Blessed impression?

Lalwendë · 02-06-2005, 11:43 AM

This is what happened to the Sainsbury's adverts after Jamie Oliver found a mysterious gold ring on the Kings' Road: "Pukka! My Preciousss..."

Mithalwen · 02-06-2005, 12:00 PM

OK so why can only see the picture... is it a thestral? Oh no then I'd be able to see it .. a kind of anti-thestral then ? Oh dear .. from Tolkien to Potter to Pratchett in a single post

Boromir88 · 02-06-2005, 12:35 PM

Mith, to see the pic....Right click on the Angelfire image, click properties, highlight and copy the address (URL) and put it in your web box.

Mithalwen · 02-06-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

Mith, to see the pic....Right click on the Angelfire image, click properties, highlight and copy the address (URL) and put it in your web box.

Ooh thank you kind sir..... good deed for the day..

OK then ...hmmmm

Gollum attempted his sweetest smile and tried to swap his pyjama case for the one ring.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-06-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

"He's been licking toads again...."

Gollum: Look! Look! See what Smeagol finds?
Frodo (running away): Blast you Smeagol! That's a skunk!

Anyhoo...

Nim

Fordim Hedgethistle · 02-06-2005, 07:05 PM

Gollum: Peeksaboo! Precious, yes peeksaboo!

Feanor of the Peredhil · 02-06-2005, 07:16 PM

Does precious likes our new toupe?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-06-2005, 07:59 PM

Sméagol: If you comes with Sméagol, we gives you this rabbit, preciouss.

Esgallhugwen · 02-07-2005, 06:19 PM

Gollum: Yes Preciousssss usessss my hankerchiefsssessss

or

Merry: See? I told you his eyes were bigger then Frodo's now pay up.
Pip: *groans* Alright, fine!

The Only Real Estel · 02-07-2005, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Does precious likes our new toupe?

"We took a page out of Donald Trump's book, we did, Precious!"

Oddwen · 02-07-2005, 08:57 PM

Gollum: Now for the Scrumptiously Crunchable test. Step one: Is it crunchable? *crakkkk* Yes yes, precious! Now is it scrumptious? *crunchhh* Yes yes yes! It passes, yes it does!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-07-2005, 09:03 PM

Sméagol: We didn't knows the Beleriandic cottontail hare was endangered!

Oddwen · 02-07-2005, 09:10 PM

Legolas: Ah, Elmerf, I have dyed you an ordinary, unassuming color that thou mayest deliver mine message unto the wild cave-hares in the troll-fells. Fail me not, for the very fate of the Elven Kingdom in Mirkwood depends on thee.

Gollum: A coney! *snap*

Or...

The true, yet sad and romantic, fate of Elmerf and Yosmitë. A hobbit's stew.

Mithalwen · 02-08-2005, 10:51 AM

Unknowingly Gollum kills an Isildur's hare...

Lalwendë · 02-08-2005, 12:25 PM

"Smeagol has found a wig, Masster. Can Smeagol auditionses for the part of Legolas now, Masster?"

Nimrodel_9 · 02-08-2005, 04:35 PM

He's got the bowling ball!!!!!

(That was for any commentary watchers

)

Oddwen · 02-08-2005, 07:27 PM

The Gollum pic:

Sam: Oi! Gollum! Fetch us a coney!
Gollum: As you wish.

The Palantir pic...

Aragorn: Do you know what I see in here? SHRIEKING EELS!

Esgallhugwen · 02-08-2005, 07:28 PM

Aragorn found the proof in the case of Faramir's missing fish bowl.

Aragorn: It was in your Father's room
Faramir: Dad! How could you?
Denethor: Well, I uh....drained the water, then lit the match it sort of continued from there.....What?!
Aragorn: Why don't you just buy him another fish.
Denethor: Never!! *douses carrosine oil on himself and lights one of his infamous matches*

elronds_daughter · 02-08-2005, 08:08 PM

Now I must do my own Princess Bride caption!

"INCONCIEVABLE!"

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-08-2005, 08:17 PM

Aragorn: (looking at his reflection): Oh, you handsome devil you.

Sauron: You think so? Why, thank you.

Aragorn: Huh? Who said that?

Esgallhugwen · 02-08-2005, 08:36 PM

Aragorn was doing well at the candle lit food fight until his ball caught fire.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-08-2005, 09:34 PM

Aragorn: I got you now, Leggy!

The Elf-warrior · 02-08-2005, 10:46 PM

Ding a ling a ling, Ding a ling a ling! A feminine voice: "You have reached the office of Gorthaur. Your call is appreciated. Please wait on hold till Gorthaur or one of his representives can reach you." (Mordor theme plays.)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-08-2005, 11:08 PM

Palantír: $2 million
Andúril: $ 2.5 million
Seeing that look on Sauron's eye: priceless.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2005, 12:46 AM

Aragorn: (After whacking the Palantir against his head) I'm sure I can break this thing open... *collapse*

Meela · 02-09-2005, 07:29 AM

When Legolas asked Aragorn to tell his fortune, it all got a bit one-sided.

Aragorn: Oooh... I see... I see... a crown! And look, there's me! In a fancy tunic.... with a dozen hot Elf chicks! Oh, then I get slapped by the wife.

Legolas: Yes, but what about meee?!

Aragorn: Ehh... you're somewhere in the crowd.

Oddwen · 02-09-2005, 08:01 AM

Are you suggesting that Palantiri migrate?!?

luthien-elvenprincess · 02-09-2005, 10:19 AM

Aragorn (ponders to self): If I can get this thing to strobe...I can hang it from the ceiling in the disco ballroom in Gondor...man, that would throw a little boogie into the night!

Nimrodel_9 · 02-09-2005, 10:31 AM

Arry stares in wonder at Boro's new disco ball.

Formendacil · 02-09-2005, 12:00 PM

Aragorn, to Sauron:

"Hello! My name is Aragorn Arathornion! You killed my (many greats grand) father! Prepare to die!"

Evisse the Blue · 02-09-2005, 01:55 PM

Aragorn:

Ball, ball in the hall,
Who's the dirtiest of them all?

Ball:

Remember those two halflings that went to Mordor? Well, your glorious filth is now no match for theirs!

Aragorn:

Damn you, ball! You lie! I'll have to torture you with fire until you tell me what I want to hear!

Ball shrieks and writhes in flames.

Aragorn:

Hahahaha! A little too hot for comfort, is it?

Ball:

All right, all right! You're the dirtiest mortal that ever walked the land of Arda, happy now! *mutters* At least until coronation...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-09-2005, 02:18 PM

As the world looks on, breaths held in anticipation of the encounter with Sauron, Aragorn could hardly contain his amusement as he realises that he dialled the wrong number...

Mithalwen · 02-09-2005, 02:33 PM

Aragorn was pleased with the prototype for the "Ranger" - ' flame effect fire ball - all the beauty of natural real wood fire without the mess' (or indeed the heat) - now all he needed was a backer.

The Only Real Estel · 02-09-2005, 02:43 PM

Aragorn saw Gandalf...uncloaked!

Lalwendë · 02-09-2005, 03:50 PM

Aragorn's face beams with pride as he finally proves to his mates that you can indeed buy gobstoppers bigger than your own head.

02-04-2005, 08:31 PM	#3961
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,312	"Does it guess easy? It must ahve a competition with us, my preciouss! If precious asks, and it doesn't answer, we eats it, my preciouss. If it asks us, and we doesn't answer, we does what it wants, eh? We shows it the way out, yes!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-05-2005, 04:08 AM	#3963
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Would Sir like to try this in a size 12?" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-05-2005, 07:12 PM	#3965
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Smeagol: Does they wants to see my Brian Blessed impression? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-06-2005, 11:43 AM	#3966
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	This is what happened to the Sainsbury's adverts after Jamie Oliver found a mysterious gold ring on the Kings' Road: "Pukka! My Preciousss..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-06-2005, 12:00 PM	#3967
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,451	OK so why can only see the picture... is it a thestral? Oh no then I'd be able to see it .. a kind of anti-thestral then ? Oh dear .. from Tolkien to Potter to Pratchett in a single post __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-04-2005, 09:31 PM	#3962
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Frodo couldn't stand Gollum ripping into raw coney, so he bought Gollum a stuffed bunny to chew on.

02-05-2005, 05:23 AM	#3964
Atarah Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nowhere fun Posts: 23	Gollum: Does Master want to play with Fluffy? Frodo: to Sam Do you think we should tell him Fluffy's dead? Sam: Not on my life Mr Frodo. It may stink somewhat, and the rabbit too, but at least he's not bothering us!

02-06-2005, 12:35 PM	#3968
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Mith, to see the pic....Right click on the Angelfire image, click properties, highlight and copy the address (URL) and put it in your web box.

02-06-2005, 07:05 PM	#3971
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Gollum: Peeksaboo! Precious, yes peeksaboo!

02-06-2005, 07:16 PM	#3972
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Does precious likes our new toupe? __________________ peace

02-06-2005, 07:59 PM	#3973
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Sméagol sees Éowyn. Sméagol: If you comes with Sméagol, we gives you this rabbit, preciouss. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-07-2005, 06:19 PM	#3974
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Gollum: Yes Preciousssss usessss my hankerchiefsssessss or Merry: See? I told you his eyes were bigger then Frodo's now pay up. Pip: groans Alright, fine! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

02-07-2005, 08:57 PM	#3976
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Gollum: Now for the Scrumptiously Crunchable test. Step one: Is it crunchable? crakkkk Yes yes, precious! Now is it scrumptious? crunchhh Yes yes yes! It passes, yes it does! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-07-2005, 09:03 PM	#3977
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The Middle-earth Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Animals case #712. Sméagol: We didn't knows the Beleriandic cottontail hare was endangered! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-07-2005, 09:10 PM	#3978
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Legolas: Ah, Elmerf, I have dyed you an ordinary, unassuming color that thou mayest deliver mine message unto the wild cave-hares in the troll-fells. Fail me not, for the very fate of the Elven Kingdom in Mirkwood depends on thee. Gollum: A coney! snap Or... The true, yet sad and romantic, fate of Elmerf and Yosmitë. A hobbit's stew. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-08-2005, 10:51 AM	#3979
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,451	To resurrect a favourite flight of fancy...... Unknowingly Gollum kills an Isildur's hare... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-08-2005, 12:25 PM	#3980
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Smeagol has found a wig, Masster. Can Smeagol auditionses for the part of Legolas now, Masster?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-08-2005, 04:35 PM	#3981
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	New pic! He's got the bowling ball!!!!! (That was for any commentary watchers ) __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-08-2005, 07:27 PM	#3982
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	I can't believe I forgot... The Gollum pic: Sam: Oi! Gollum! Fetch us a coney! Gollum: As you wish. The Palantir pic... Aragorn: Do you know what I see in here? SHRIEKING EELS! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-08-2005, 07:28 PM	#3983
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Aragorn found the proof in the case of Faramir's missing fish bowl. Aragorn: It was in your Father's room Faramir: Dad! How could you? Denethor: Well, I uh....drained the water, then lit the match it sort of continued from there.....What?! Aragorn: Why don't you just buy him another fish. Denethor: Never!! douses carrosine oil on himself and lights one of his infamous matches __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" Last edited by Esgallhugwen; 02-08-2005 at 08:34 PM.

02-08-2005, 08:08 PM	#3984
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Oddwen, you've done it again... Now I must do my own Princess Bride caption! "INCONCIEVABLE!" __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-08-2005, 08:17 PM	#3985
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn: (looking at his reflection): Oh, you handsome devil you. Sauron: You think so? Why, thank you. Aragorn: Huh? Who said that? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! Last edited by The Saucepan Man; 02-08-2005 at 08:26 PM.

02-08-2005, 08:36 PM	#3986
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Aragorn was doing well at the candle lit food fight until his ball caught fire. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

02-08-2005, 09:34 PM	#3987
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The Three Hunters are playing rounders(!) Aragorn: I got you now, Leggy! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 02-08-2005 at 09:39 PM.

02-08-2005, 10:46 PM	#3988
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Ding a ling a ling, Ding a ling a ling! A feminine voice: "You have reached the office of Gorthaur. Your call is appreciated. Please wait on hold till Gorthaur or one of his representives can reach you." (Mordor theme plays.) __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 02-08-2005 at 10:48 PM. Reason: Add an exclaimation point.

02-08-2005, 11:08 PM	#3989
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	MallornCard Ad. Palantír: $2 million Andúril: $ 2.5 million Seeing that look on Sauron's eye: priceless. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-09-2005, 12:46 AM	#3990
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: (After whacking the Palantir against his head) I'm sure I can break this thing open... collapse __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-09-2005, 07:29 AM	#3991
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	When Legolas asked Aragorn to tell his fortune, it all got a bit one-sided. Aragorn: Oooh... I see... I see... a crown! And look, there's me! In a fancy tunic.... with a dozen hot Elf chicks! Oh, then I get slapped by the wife. Legolas: Yes, but what about meee?! Aragorn: Ehh... you're somewhere in the crowd. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-09-2005, 08:01 AM	#3992
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Are you suggesting that Palantiri migrate?!? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-09-2005, 10:19 AM	#3993
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Aragorn (ponders to self): If I can get this thing to strobe...I can hang it from the ceiling in the disco ballroom in Gondor...man, that would throw a little boogie into the night! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

02-09-2005, 10:31 AM	#3994
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Arry stares in wonder at Boro's new disco ball. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-09-2005, 12:00 PM	#3995
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,312	Aragorn, to Sauron: "Hello! My name is Aragorn Arathornion! You killed my (many greats grand) father! Prepare to die!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-09-2005, 01:55 PM	#3996
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	sheesh I have no idea where this one came from, but here it is: :D Aragorn: Ball, ball in the hall, Who's the dirtiest of them all? Ball: Remember those two halflings that went to Mordor? Well, your glorious filth is now no match for theirs! Aragorn: Damn you, ball! You lie! I'll have to torture you with fire until you tell me what I want to hear! Ball shrieks and writhes in flames. Aragorn: Hahahaha! A little too hot for comfort, is it? Ball: All right, all right! You're the dirtiest mortal that ever walked the land of Arda, happy now! mutters At least until coronation... __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

02-09-2005, 02:18 PM	#3997
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As the world looks on, breaths held in anticipation of the encounter with Sauron, Aragorn could hardly contain his amusement as he realises that he dialled the wrong number... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 02-09-2005 at 02:19 PM. Reason: To make it funnier...

02-09-2005, 02:33 PM	#3998
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,451	Aragorn was pleased with the prototype for the "Ranger" - ' flame effect fire ball - all the beauty of natural real wood fire without the mess' (or indeed the heat) - now all he needed was a backer. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace