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12-11-2005, 11:18 PM | #361 |
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OOPs, forgot to make a wish.
I wish that Aragorn would wash his hair. I mean c'mon now - this whole slogan of his "I wash it once a year if it needs it or not" is way not cool
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12-12-2005, 12:45 AM | #362 | |
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I wish Radagast had helped the Fellowship more.
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12-12-2005, 02:41 AM | #363 | |
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I wish Blue Wizards would send a word to the Council of Elrond about their doings
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12-12-2005, 03:15 AM | #364 | |
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However, the word the mysterious wizards send is indeed blue, and so shocked are the participants at the uncharacteristic, unTolkien-like language that they immediately cancel the Council in shock and embarassment and disperse. Thus, no decision is made on how to carry the Ring south. It becomes a museum piece, exhibited beside the shards of Narsil in a display somewhat jokingly entitled "Master Elrond's Wax Museum of Horrors." I wish that Saruman had never learned to read.
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12-12-2005, 06:41 AM | #365 | |
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Oh, yeah, regarding your wish.... now it happened that Saruman had not learned to read. That is, until he run into treebeard in the forest, who took him as a student. Being Saruman incredibly smart and Treebeard incredibly knowledgeable, Saruman learned from him how to speak and read all the languages in Middle Earth. In the process Treebeard and Saruman became best friends, a friendship that no amount of wood-destroying or hobbit-induced exitement would change. The Entrs never march to war, but rather Treebeard surrenders Merry and Pippin to Saruman, who tortures them until finding out the whereabouts of Frodo, finds him and gets the ring to become Saruman the allmighty, taking over Middle Earth Fortunately, Saruman happened to be a good ruler.... oh, wait, that's another thraed I wish Bombur had joined the fellowship of the ring |
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12-12-2005, 07:04 AM | #366 | |
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I wish orks would repent and be pardoned
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12-12-2005, 07:42 AM | #367 |
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Your wish is my command.
Unfortunately, due to the confusion over where Orcs come from in the first place, the granting of this wish causes Ea to vanish into a gaping plot hole. With no reality from which he can be excluded, Morgoth is free to build his own planet, which he peoples with more Orcs. He deliberately keeps their origins a secret. I wish that more of the Book of Mazarbul was recorded in the Red Book
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12-15-2005, 10:31 PM | #368 | |
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After Gandalf discovers the Book of Mazarbul in Balin's Chamber and gives it to Gimli, it is carried out of Moria. At Parth Galen, Gimli falsely (somewhat) believes that the Fellowship will be destroyed and decides that the best chance for survival of some part of the already mostly destroyed book is to divide the remaining legible pages amongst the company. So few were the pieces that each member received less than 5 pages. When Frodo decided to sit down and write out his adventures in the Red Book of Westmarch, he remembered something that Gimli had given him. He went to his chest and retrieved the pages. Sadly only one page survived the arduous journey that it had been through. Frodo translated and copied the text word for word into the Red Book. After doing so he finally realized what the words meant. As such, he followed the print word for word and afterwards was extremely satisfied! And that's where the recipe for Matzo-Ball soup came from. I wish that Mel Brooks would have done a version of LOTR.
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12-16-2005, 08:39 AM | #369 | |
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I wish the Ents had come to help defend Minas Tirith.
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12-16-2005, 08:49 AM | #370 | |
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I wish the Barrow Wights had decided to help the Hobbits after Tom came.
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12-16-2005, 02:40 PM | #371 | |
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But there was one small inconvenience. The Barrow Wights were really mad at the army of the dead that Argorn uses to drive away the enemies during the siege of Minas Tirith and when Argorn goes to make the army of the dead fight for him they say "not with those whights we are not!" and vanish into a thick mist. The fellowship gets lost in the mist until they starve to death (all but the Barrow Wights who starve back to life) and become part of the armies of the dead. I wish Gandalf could change into a big eye made of water rather than fire |
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12-19-2005, 08:54 PM | #372 |
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Bring Up My Thread... BUMP!!
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12-20-2005, 12:43 AM | #373 | |
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I wish Gandalf kept a large supply of food inside his hat.
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12-20-2005, 10:07 AM | #374 | |
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I wish Saruman was a giant panda.
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12-20-2005, 02:29 PM | #375 | |
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After defeating Saruman's army in Helm's Deep Gandalf rides to Isengard to confront the former white wizard. When he gets there, he finds a cute panda sitting atop Treebeard. The Ent explained it was actually Saruman, who was trying to cast a spell to bring pandemonium to the Rohan troops but messed up something and got himself transformed into a panda instead. Gandalf started arguing with the now-panda wizard yet Treebeard snapped at Gandalf, for pandas were endangered species in Middle Earth too. When Gandalf kept on interrogating Saruman Treebeard lost his patience and hastily smacked Gandalf, Aragorn and everyone else (even the hobbits) to the ground. That was the end of the hopes for Minas Tirith, Frodo did destroy the ring only to find that the world had been taken over by Sauron. I wish Aragorn had been a werewolf! |
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12-20-2005, 04:07 PM | #376 |
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your wish is granted, unfortunately, he was not a very good werewolf and he is lynched by the vilagers on day 1
Because of this, Gondor never again has a king. I wish a army of trolls fought alongside the rohirrim at helm's deep. |
12-20-2005, 04:57 PM | #377 | |
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I wish Bakshi had done Pt. 2 of Lord of the Rings.
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01-10-2006, 01:49 PM | #378 |
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Anybody want to take a stab at it?
Edit: 500th post! Yippee!
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01-10-2006, 02:04 PM | #380 | |
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I wish Frodo had grown a new finger after Gollum bit the old one off.
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01-10-2006, 02:25 PM | #381 | |
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I wish Tulkas would have come and challenged Morgoth to single combat so Fingolfin wouldn't have to die.
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01-13-2006, 12:48 AM | #383 | |
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I wish that Helm's Deep had not had a hole blown in it.
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01-13-2006, 09:10 PM | #384 | |
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I wish Aragorn had been one of the Istari
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01-14-2006, 03:02 AM | #385 | |
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For Aragorn to be an Istari, that means that his REAL father was not Arathorn- but Gandalf! Which explains the closeness of the two, to be sure, but this has drastic consequences, for Aragorn no longer has a claim to any thrones, nor does he have the Sword-that-was-broken, or the "Hands of the King that are the Hands of a Healer". The story goes as normal, but no King means that Faramir, Eowyn, and Merry die. Gandalf, not Aragorn, looks into the Palantir, and the battle at the Black Gate is a massacre. After the inevitable destruction of the Ring, Gondor is in shambles, its remnants ruled by the House of Dol Amroth. Rohan has lost half it's men, and there is no king to reunite the Realms. Aragorn, being half-Maia, goes with Arwen to Valinor, and is still there with her today. I wish that Merry and Pippin were actually one character...
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01-14-2006, 02:05 PM | #386 |
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I wish that Merry and Pippin were actually one character...
Your wish is granted and this composite character had two personalities, Pippin and Merry. Instead of Merry Glorfindel was a member of the Fellowship of the Ring. So instead of the Three Hunters it was the Four Hunters. Also Glorfindel won the Orc killing contest with 45. But Faramir was burned to death because Meregrin (Actually named Peregrin) went with the Rohirrim (Pippin thought better of looking in the Palantir and put it back.) Eowyn ended up marrying the Prince of Dol Amroth. I wish Gollum was the Phantom of the Opera.
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01-14-2006, 02:14 PM | #387 | |
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I wish Grond's head was a big thumbs up instead of a wolf
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01-15-2006, 07:12 PM | #388 | |
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I wish dwarves danced the can-can.
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01-15-2006, 08:13 PM | #389 | |
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01-15-2006, 09:33 PM | #390 | |
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I wish Samwise Gamgee had been a Middle-Earth renowned soccer player
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01-15-2006, 09:58 PM | #391 | |
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I wish Denethor was Isildur's heir and Aragorn was the Steward of Gondor.
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01-15-2006, 10:02 PM | #392 | |
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I wish that Bilbo would have been married |
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01-15-2006, 10:50 PM | #393 | |
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I wish Bilbo was an opera singer.
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01-16-2006, 12:55 AM | #394 | |
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I wish Gandalf was dressed as a clown during the siege of Gondor.
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01-16-2006, 08:39 PM | #395 | |
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I wish that Aragorn snorted like a pig when he laughed,which he would do alot!
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01-16-2006, 11:52 PM | #396 | |
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I wish that when Arwen goes to Gondor after the end of the war of the Ring, she has gained LOTS of weight
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01-17-2006, 01:36 AM | #397 | |
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Does a tonne sound about right? So Arwen shows up in Gondor with an extra tonne. However, Elves don't getter fatter when they get heavier, merely denser. Therefore, Arwen LOOKED the same, so Aragorn didn't notice anything- until their wedding day, when she jumped into his arms for him to carry across the threshold of the citadel. It was a disaster. Aragorn broke both arms, as well as his back, rendering him a paraplegic- thus leaving the care of the realm to Faramir. Arwen was too embarrassed to ever appear in public again. Elrond and the other Elves were mortally embarrassed as well, disappearing in the night, and thus not allowing Elrond and Arwen to have their poignant good-bye. I wish Galadriel had a mustache....
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The Lady Galadriel now has a mustache and upon seeing her the Hobbits have the great idea of starting a Middle-Earth Freak show, including the bearded elf, the greasy king, and Gimli. Of course with the Lady's facial hair, Gimli falls even more in love with her. They run away from the freak show together and elope, one moving to Bree where they can live in peace. I wish Thorin hadn't died in battle.
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01-17-2006, 10:37 AM | #399 | |
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I wish Théoden's horse, Snowmane, had eaten the Witch King's steed.
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01-17-2006, 12:52 PM | #400 |
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What else would a Narfforc wish for?
I wish it was real, apart from the Elves, the filthy Tarks, oh and them tree thingies, and that damn meddling wizard, not forgetting them little rat-men from the north. But above all, I wish that the nice Mr Sauron was still alive
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