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wilwarin538 · 05-23-2005, 05:28 PM

Fortunetaly for the Frenchman(unfortunetaly for Frodo), Frenchmen have very thick skulls.

The Elf-warrior · 05-26-2005, 08:36 PM

Unfortunately the Ring hopped into the Dauphin's container of tennis balls that he gave to Henry V.

Larien Telemnar · 05-26-2005, 09:51 PM

Fortunately Henry V. didn't like toads, so he threw the Ring out into the royal pond.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-27-2005, 02:36 AM

Unfortunately, there was a watcher in the water.

Thinlómien · 05-27-2005, 05:45 AM

Fortunately, the watcher was too busy with drinking his afternoon tea and didn't notice the ring.

Gil-Galad · 05-27-2005, 06:35 AM

Unfortunately the frenchman noticed the ring again and went ot the castle aaaaaahhhhhhhh

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-27-2005, 09:08 AM

Fortunately, he had not picked up the ring and Frodo had!

Larien Telemnar · 05-27-2005, 01:34 PM

Unfortunately Gollum attacked Frodo from behind and stole the Ring from him (Uhoh).

The Elf-warrior · 05-28-2005, 08:08 PM

Fortunately Gollum couldn't escape because Henry V had besieged the castle.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-29-2005, 02:09 AM

Unfortunately, Gollum was in a differnt castle.

Holbytlass · 05-29-2005, 07:47 AM

Fortunately, Gollum was in the Queen of Heart's castle and she was screaming, 'Off with his head!'

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-29-2005, 08:37 AM

Unfortunately, She realised she was in the wrong story, apologised to Gollum and left.

Gil-Galad · 05-29-2005, 09:11 AM

Fortunately that was after she said 'Off with his head" so the ring rolled away from Gollum's dismembered body into Scene 24

Larien Telemnar · 05-29-2005, 03:50 PM

Unfortunately Gollum's body was reanimated by Sauron trying to use Gollum to get back the Ring, so Gollum (Minus the head) went after the Ring into Scene 24.

Gil-Galad · 05-29-2005, 04:34 PM

Fortunately, Gollum had no head so he ended up in Bram Strokers Dracula

Larien Telemnar · 05-29-2005, 07:42 PM

Unfortunately for Gollum, Dracula was hungry.......... *Cue music from JAWS*

THE Ka · 05-29-2005, 08:33 PM

Fortunately, Gollum was far from a beautiful young damsel in distress and the Count had to pass up. With no effort really...

~Ka

The Elf-warrior · 05-30-2005, 10:54 AM

Unfortunately Master Fer, (A cowardly French soldier.) found the Ring and put it on.

THE Ka · 05-30-2005, 12:05 PM

Fortunately, it was elusively stolen from him by no other than: The Scarlet Pimpernel!!!

~ Ha, ha Ka

The Elf-warrior · 05-30-2005, 02:13 PM

Unfortunately Gollum couldn't find Dr. Frankenstein in order to reattach his head.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2005, 02:16 PM

Fortunately, the Pimpernel had no idea of what the ring was or what it could do and sold it to Frodo at a cheap price and he hopped off into the distance.

The Elf-warrior · 05-30-2005, 02:29 PM

Unfortunately the English captured the Pimpernel during the battle of Agincourt and Henry V gave the order to kill the prisoners.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2005, 04:09 PM

Fortunately, Frodo already had the ring and was on his way to Mount Doom... AGAIN!

Gil-Galad · 05-30-2005, 04:24 PM

Unfortunatley Frodo was in the wrong direction because Mt.Doom has turned into a 60's diner

Meneltarmacil · 05-30-2005, 04:26 PM

Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien REALLY did not like the way the story was turning out, got up, yelled "ENOUGH! I QUIT!" and threw the as-yet unfinished manuscript of the story into the trash can after tearing it into a billion pieces.

Gil-Galad · 05-30-2005, 04:34 PM

Unfortunatley, GIl-Galad became the new star of this new plot combing the streets with his sidekick Danish(who will be played by Nimrodel_9) and looking for the evil Blue Lazer, whos leader is the ....well wouldn't this be Fortunately? i mean its Gil-Galad in all his glory! i know that the next person is going to put something like 'Fortunately that plot was also thrown out' live the dream! and keep your stick on the ice

Meneltarmacil · 05-30-2005, 04:36 PM

Fortunately, while Gil-Galad was talking about how great he was, a runaway freight train ran him over, thus ending something that would likely have become a complete disaster.

The Elf-warrior · 05-30-2005, 07:09 PM

Unfortunately there are no freight trains in Middle Earth.

Boromir88 · 05-30-2005, 07:15 PM

Fortunately one day, Christopher Tolkien found all the torn up bits of manuscript from his father, pieced it all together with a lot of tape, and continued with the story.

The Elf-warrior · 05-30-2005, 07:50 PM

Unfortunately an Orc spotted Frodo.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-31-2005, 03:37 AM

Fortunately, the Orc had no legs.

Meneltarmacil · 05-31-2005, 04:08 AM

Unfortunately, he had a rocket-propelled wheelchair.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-31-2005, 04:33 AM

Fortunately, the Orc had the setting too high and he ended up on the moon.

Evisse the Blue · 05-31-2005, 05:41 AM

Unfortunately there were loads more where that Orc came from.

Meneltarmacil · 05-31-2005, 06:31 AM

Fortunately, Frodo had a grenade launcher.

Gil-Galad · 05-31-2005, 06:59 AM

Unfortunately he didn't know how to use it and blew his legs off

Holbytlass · 05-31-2005, 07:33 AM

Fortunately, Sam is there to carry Frodo around on his back. How does he do it? (maybe Jose Conseco knows).

The Elf-warrior · 05-31-2005, 09:06 AM

Unfortunately the Orcs called in a Nazgul.

Kath · 05-31-2005, 10:04 AM

Fortunately the Nazgul were otherwise occupied and while the orcs were complaining about this Frodo and Sam managed to escape.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-31-2005, 10:55 AM

Unfortunately, The Witch King settled the complaints by burning all the Orcs!

05-23-2005, 05:28 PM	#361
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunetaly for the Frenchman(unfortunetaly for Frodo), Frenchmen have very thick skulls. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-26-2005, 08:36 PM	#362
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Ring hopped into the Dauphin's container of tennis balls that he gave to Henry V. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-26-2005, 09:51 PM	#363
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately Henry V. didn't like toads, so he threw the Ring out into the royal pond. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

05-27-2005, 02:36 AM	#364
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, there was a watcher in the water. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-27-2005, 05:45 AM	#365
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, the watcher was too busy with drinking his afternoon tea and didn't notice the ring. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

05-27-2005, 06:35 AM	#366
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the frenchman noticed the ring again and went ot the castle aaaaaahhhhhhhh __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-27-2005, 09:08 AM	#367
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he had not picked up the ring and Frodo had! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-27-2005, 01:34 PM	#368
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately Gollum attacked Frodo from behind and stole the Ring from him (Uhoh). __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

05-28-2005, 08:08 PM	#369
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Gollum couldn't escape because Henry V had besieged the castle. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-29-2005, 02:09 AM	#370
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gollum was in a differnt castle. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-29-2005, 07:47 AM	#371
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, Gollum was in the Queen of Heart's castle and she was screaming, 'Off with his head!' __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-29-2005, 08:37 AM	#372
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, She realised she was in the wrong story, apologised to Gollum and left. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-29-2005, 09:11 AM	#373
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately that was after she said 'Off with his head" so the ring rolled away from Gollum's dismembered body into Scene 24 __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-29-2005, 03:50 PM	#374
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately Gollum's body was reanimated by Sauron trying to use Gollum to get back the Ring, so Gollum (Minus the head) went after the Ring into Scene 24. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

05-29-2005, 04:34 PM	#375
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Gollum had no head so he ended up in Bram Strokers Dracula __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-29-2005, 07:42 PM	#376
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately for Gollum, Dracula was hungry.......... Cue music from JAWS __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

05-29-2005, 08:33 PM	#377
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, Gollum was far from a beautiful young damsel in distress and the Count had to pass up. With no effort really... ~Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-30-2005, 10:54 AM	#378
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Master Fer, (A cowardly French soldier.) found the Ring and put it on. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-30-2005, 12:05 PM	#379
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, it was elusively stolen from him by no other than: The Scarlet Pimpernel!!! ~ Ha, ha Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-30-2005, 02:13 PM	#380
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Gollum couldn't find Dr. Frankenstein in order to reattach his head. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-30-2005, 02:16 PM	#381
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Pimpernel had no idea of what the ring was or what it could do and sold it to Frodo at a cheap price and he hopped off into the distance. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-30-2005, 02:29 PM	#382
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the English captured the Pimpernel during the battle of Agincourt and Henry V gave the order to kill the prisoners. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-30-2005, 04:09 PM	#383
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Frodo already had the ring and was on his way to Mount Doom... AGAIN! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-30-2005, 04:24 PM	#384
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunatley Frodo was in the wrong direction because Mt.Doom has turned into a 60's diner __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-30-2005, 04:26 PM	#385
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien REALLY did not like the way the story was turning out, got up, yelled "ENOUGH! I QUIT!" and threw the as-yet unfinished manuscript of the story into the trash can after tearing it into a billion pieces. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 05-30-2005 at 04:28 PM. Reason: typo

05-30-2005, 04:34 PM	#386
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunatley, GIl-Galad became the new star of this new plot combing the streets with his sidekick Danish(who will be played by Nimrodel_9) and looking for the evil Blue Lazer, whos leader is the ....well wouldn't this be Fortunately? i mean its Gil-Galad in all his glory! i know that the next person is going to put something like 'Fortunately that plot was also thrown out' live the dream! and keep your stick on the ice __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-30-2005, 04:36 PM	#387
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, while Gil-Galad was talking about how great he was, a runaway freight train ran him over, thus ending something that would likely have become a complete disaster. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-30-2005, 07:09 PM	#388
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately there are no freight trains in Middle Earth. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-30-2005, 07:15 PM	#389
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately one day, Christopher Tolkien found all the torn up bits of manuscript from his father, pieced it all together with a lot of tape, and continued with the story. __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-30-2005, 07:50 PM	#390
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately an Orc spotted Frodo. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-31-2005, 03:37 AM	#391
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Orc had no legs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-31-2005, 04:08 AM	#392
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he had a rocket-propelled wheelchair. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-31-2005, 04:33 AM	#393
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Orc had the setting too high and he ended up on the moon. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-31-2005, 05:41 AM	#394
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Unfortunately there were loads more where that Orc came from. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

05-31-2005, 06:31 AM	#395
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Frodo had a grenade launcher. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.