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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#362 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saruman: I am the loyal Halfling that throws itself onto the fire to smother it.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Gandalf: I am that same Hobbit, who bursts into flames which spread and only exacerbates the problem.
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the thunderstorm that extinguishes Pippin! (When did I get in the tree saving business?)
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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#365 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Gandalf: I am the lightning that strikes the Hobbit.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#366 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saruman: I am the foolish tall elf in a spikéd helmet, that stood beside the Hobbit and got struck instead.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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#367 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am a fire extinguisher!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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#368 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Saruman: I am the lack of pressure in the fire extinguisher which causes it not to spew the foam.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Gandalf: I am Helm Hammerhand, who squeezes the extinguisher to increase the pressure.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am the pressure in the extinguisher which makes the extinguisher explode.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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#371 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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GANDALF: I am a giant evil cow of doom! Moooooooo!
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#372 |
Stormdancer of Doom
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Saruman: I am the milkmaid who is late to the milking, thus driving the poor overfull cow to frantically dashing about Middle-Earth in mindless distraction. Moo.
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve. |
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the Eye of Sauron who sees the rampaging cow and turns it into a nice, sizzling steak. Sizzle!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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#374 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Saruman: I am the random giant mirror that reflects the heat back at Sauron! Sizzle!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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GANDALF: I am the hammer that breaks the mirror!
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#376 |
Alive without breath
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Saruman: I am the inferno that melts the hammer's head.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the blizzard that puts the inferno out.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Saruman: I am the freak weather patterns that cause the blizzard not to occur.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Gandalf: I am the freak weather patterns that cause the blizzard.
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#380 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Saruman: I am the politically correct police who object to the term 'freak'.
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Gandalf: I am the politically incorrect activist who stages a massive protest outside the police station, causing the chief to hyperventilate and faint from embarrassment.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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SARUMAN: I am the Tyrannosaurus rex that eats all the protesters.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the paleontoligist that points out that T-Rexes are extinct.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the laws of physics that were turned upside down. Therefore, the stone fell upwards, as did every other thing that was not bolted to the ground, including the paleontologist.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Alive without breath
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Saruman: I am Eru who puts such laws back to how they should be
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the nap that Eru was actually taking at the time, which prevented him from correcting the laws of physics.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Regal Dwarven Shade
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Saruman: I am the fact that Eru doesn't need naps.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the sleeping drug that was perscribed to Eru because he couldn't sleep.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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SARUMAN: I am the excessive amount of coffee that counteracts the sleeping drug.
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Alive without breath
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Gandalf: I am the wasps that infest the coffee, preventing anyone from using it.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the exterminator that comes and kills the wasps.
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the convieniently placed tacks on the road which puncture the tires.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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SARUMAN: I am some random guy named Bob who got his tires ripped by the tacks first and alerted the exterminator to their presence.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the random person that randomly puts down more tacks.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Saruman: I am the street-sweeper who sweeps the tacks to the roadside.
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Gandalf: I am the double-sided tacks, one side tacked to the ground, which the street sweeper finds impossible to dislodge.
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Saruman: I am the bridge he builds over the tacks.
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
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Gandalf: I am the troubled waters that wash the bridge away.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Saruman: I am the friend who lays me down like a bridge over the troubled water.
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