TIG CXVII: DEAD Thread: By the Waters of Tarn Aeluin

[Galadriel55]

ToNight she’s gonna have herself a real good time,
She’s still alive
And the dead - she’ll turn them inside out, yeah
She’s gorging herself in ecstasy,
So don’t! lynch! her! now!
don’t! lynch! her!
‘Cause she’s having a good time, having a good time -

There’s a bright full moon shining in the sky
For the werewolves, defying the laws of sanity!
There’s Thuringwethil flying by
To bring news to Sauron.
They’re gonna kill, kill, kill -
Some things never sleep!

They’re howling to the sky, yeah!
One-eighty degrees, that’s why they call him Legate ‘f Amon Lanc!
And Sestra Sally has a bite!
I wanna take a moment to congratulate you! ^.^

- Don’t Lynch Us Now

“For reasons that I don't feel confident expressing in public” --Furry Penguin

Congratulations to the wolves! And with this celebratory parody, I want to close the Dead Thread, and direct all future celebrations to the Game Thread.