Mordor Transportation - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Galadriel55 · 11-07-2010, 02:02 PM

Inspired by the Chatau d' Mordor thread about orc restaurants, I thought of this one - list the possible means of transportation of orcs of the 7th age. I'll start off with this:
Morcedes
Lamborcgini
Orcsvagon
Torcyota
Dorcge
Morcubishi

Feel free to include troll, Nazgul, Balrog ("wings" not acceptable since it's still a question), or any other evil creature transportation as well!

Pitchwife · 11-07-2010, 02:44 PM

Trolls Royce (quite obviously)

Inziladun · 11-07-2010, 03:19 PM

An Orcs's conveyance of choice could only have been a Jaguawarg

Nogrod · 11-07-2010, 03:56 PM

The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches.

And let's not forget the overpriced train-line AnthrakX for the well off - and Greywarg buses for the middle class.

Blind Guardian · 11-07-2010, 07:10 PM

Orc Waggons?

Galadriel55 · 11-08-2010, 06:48 AM

Volkswagon - orcswagon

Pitchwife · 11-12-2010, 02:54 PM

I'm a bit surprised no one's mentioned the very obvious Forc yet.
And what about Uruk-haiwoo?

Galadriel55 · 11-12-2010, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

And what about Uruk-haiwoo?

are you referring to the Mordor highways? Or, rather, Isengard highways, seeing as it's Uruk-hai.

Pitchwife · 11-13-2010, 02:58 AM

No, I was actually trying to pun on Daewoo. But you're quite right, all of these vehicles would probably use the Uruk-haiway.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-13-2010, 03:50 AM

*sigh*
I guess I'm going to have to do it, aren't I?

MOUNT ZOOM!

Galadriel55 · 11-23-2010, 03:32 PM

How about orcomobiles?

BMW - Best Maneuver Wargs

Galadriel55 · 12-16-2010, 10:00 PM

Mazgulda: the Nazgul Mazda!!!

Galadriel55 · 05-17-2017, 06:37 AM

I was going through some abandoned Mirth threads to cheer me up. Remembered one of my own. Thought a post above was absolutely brilliant and was going to rep it, but turns out I did already all those years ago. Consistency is key.

But I would rep it again.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nogrod

The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches.

Built in mockery of Entbuses, of course.

The Metromoriatan system, also known as "the Underground", would complement the ground level public transportation.

Pervinca Took · 07-12-2017, 02:49 PM

Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me?

Galadriel55 · 07-12-2017, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pervinca Took

Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me?

My phone doesn't let me either. And on the computer I have to open it in a new tab if the thread is over 2 or so pages long.

11-07-2010, 02:02 PM	#1
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	Mordor Transportation Inspired by the Chatau d' Mordor thread about orc restaurants, I thought of this one - list the possible means of transportation of orcs of the 7th age. I'll start off with this: Morcedes Lamborcgini Orcsvagon Torcyota Dorcge Morcubishi Feel free to include troll, Nazgul, Balrog ("wings" not acceptable since it's still a question), or any other evil creature transportation as well! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-07-2010, 02:44 PM	#2
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Trolls Royce (quite obviously) __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

11-07-2010, 03:19 PM	#3
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	An Orcs's conveyance of choice could only have been a Jaguawarg __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

11-07-2010, 03:56 PM	#4
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches. And let's not forget the overpriced train-line AnthrakX for the well off - and Greywarg buses for the middle class. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

11-08-2010, 06:48 AM	#6
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	Volkswagon - orcswagon __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-12-2010, 02:54 PM	#7
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	I'm a bit surprised no one's mentioned the very obvious Forc yet. And what about Uruk-haiwoo? __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

11-13-2010, 02:58 AM	#9
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	No, I was actually trying to pun on Daewoo. But you're quite right, all of these vehicles would probably use the Uruk-haiway. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

11-13-2010, 03:50 AM	#10
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	sigh I guess I'm going to have to do it, aren't I? MOUNT ZOOM! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-23-2010, 03:32 PM	#11
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	How about orcomobiles? BMW - Best Maneuver Wargs __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 11-23-2010 at 03:36 PM.

12-16-2010, 10:00 PM	#12
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	Mazgulda: the Nazgul Mazda!!! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

07-12-2017, 02:49 PM	#14
Pervinca Took Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Treetops, C/O Great Smials Posts: 5,035	Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me? __________________ "Sit by the firelight's glow; tell us an old tale we know. Tell of adventures strange and rare; never to change, ever to share! Stories we tell will cast their spell, now and for always." Last edited by Pervinca Took; 07-12-2017 at 05:41 PM.