Thranduil as Lady Gaga - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Faramir Jones · 07-24-2015, 03:49 PM

Watch Thranduil as Lady Gaga in this interesting music video of her song Donatalla:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0i3U2U49w

Inziladun · 07-24-2015, 05:03 PM

Now, now. What the Elven-king of Mirkwood does in the privacy of his own cave is his business.
That said, it's a good thing he never got hold of the One Ring. Middle-earth would have been one massive beauty pageant.

Belegorn · 07-25-2015, 07:12 PM

It's all Lee Pace's fault for playing Thranduil. Women need to learn to control themselves and keep their thoughts unspoken, all those rules they expect the guys to follow. No staring, ogling, etc.

Andsigil · 07-25-2015, 09:22 PM

Couldn't watch the video because I don't want some hellish, Lady Gaga earworm stuck in my head.

Did Thranduil wear a meat dress and wear facial horns? Or did he do something more normal, like an Uruk-unicorn-gollum outfit?

Faramir Jones · 07-26-2015, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Inziladun

Now, now. What the Elven-king of Mirkwood does in the privacy of his own cave is his business.

I'm afraid I don't agree with you there. It's his people's business if he spends too much public money and neglects affairs of state. Perhaps this behaviour contributed to the lax security that led to 13 prisoners escaping? Also, could the dwarves complain that he inflicting his singing on them is tantamount to torture?

Not as bad as Vogon poetry, but still...

Inziladun · 07-26-2015, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Faramir Jones

I'm afraid I don't agree with you there. It's his people's business if he spends too much public money and neglects affairs of state. Perhaps this behaviour contributed to the lax security that led to 13 prisoners escaping? Also, could the dwarves complain that he inflicting his singing on them is tantamount to torture?

Not as bad as Vogon poetry, but still...

I'm sure he afterward blamed it on the Dorwinion wine, or a "vast, Noldor-wing conspiracy" from Galadriel to humiliate him and allow for Lórien to take over in Mirkwood.

Faramir Jones · 07-27-2015, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Inziladun

I'm sure he afterward blamed it on the Dorwinion wine, or a "vast, Noldor-wing conspiracy" from Galadriel to humiliate him and allow for Lórien to take over in Mirkwood.

Tolkien did say, 'I have never heard what happened to the chief of the guards or the butler'; so perhaps there was a cover up, the King pointing out that as they all messed up in this matter, no one should speak of it again.

07-24-2015, 03:49 PM	#1
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Thranduil as Lady Gaga Watch Thranduil as Lady Gaga in this interesting music video of her song Donatalla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0i3U2U49w

07-24-2015, 05:03 PM	#2
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Now, now. What the Elven-king of Mirkwood does in the privacy of his own cave is his business. That said, it's a good thing he never got hold of the One Ring. Middle-earth would have been one massive beauty pageant. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-25-2015, 07:12 PM	#3
Belegorn Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Henneth Annûn, Ithilien Posts: 462	It's all Lee Pace's fault for playing Thranduil. Women need to learn to control themselves and keep their thoughts unspoken, all those rules they expect the guys to follow. No staring, ogling, etc. __________________ "For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously!" - G.S.; F. Nietzsche

07-25-2015, 09:22 PM	#4
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	Couldn't watch the video because I don't want some hellish, Lady Gaga earworm stuck in my head. Did Thranduil wear a meat dress and wear facial horns? Or did he do something more normal, like an Uruk-unicorn-gollum outfit? __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.