Rename the Hobbit movies! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Bêthberry · 11-13-2012, 04:33 PM

The names of the three Hobbit movies have been announced. They are as follows:

"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug"
"The Hobbit: There and Back Again"

Yes, all well and good nods to The Professor. But I wonder--what could we come up with? Even before we see just the first movie, how might we conceive of these filmic fantasies?

For starters, I offer this (and I hasten to add it isn't of my own devising; having found it elsewhere, I simply had to bring it here.)

Quote:

The Hobby Horse: Bareback again

A prank by any other name. Lay on, MacDowners.

Galadriel55 · 11-13-2012, 05:15 PM

The Habit: An Unexpected Turn

The Moppet: The Explanation Prologue (Or the Epilogue maybe...

)

Inziladun · 11-13-2012, 05:33 PM

The Hard Up: The Dwarves With a Dragon Snafu

Formendacil · 11-14-2012, 08:07 AM

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Dwarves
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Wizards
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Hobbit

...not that I'm cynical about wanting to establish a money-making connection to the previous movies, mind.

Bêthberry · 12-06-2012, 02:48 PM

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Video Game

The Hobbit: The FX Goes Ever On and On

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-06-2012, 03:44 PM

"The Hobbit: An Expected Cash Cow"
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Peter Jackson"
"The Hobbit: Time for More dvd $$$ Again "

I liked PJ's FotR, but after the many mistakes in the
latter two films I am rather skeptical of these (especially after
going from 2 to 3 films).

Bêthberry · 01-19-2013, 03:30 AM

seen recently on FB, from an anonymous member of the international Tolkien conspiracy:

Rumours that Peter Jackson's remake of "The Dambusters" will be in three parts. Part I, "An Unexpected Journey". Part II, "The Desolation of the Ruhr". Part III, "There and Back Again"

Morthoron · 01-19-2013, 05:22 AM

TH: AUJ -or- The Hobbit: Azog's Unwarranted Juxtaposition

Inziladun · 07-16-2013, 08:16 PM

The Huge Budget: The Definition of Smug

11-13-2012, 05:15 PM	#2
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,381	The Habit: An Unexpected Turn The Moppet: The Explanation Prologue (Or the Epilogue maybe... ) __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-13-2012, 05:33 PM	#3
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	The Hard Up: The Dwarves With a Dragon Snafu __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

11-14-2012, 08:07 AM	#4
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Dwarves The Lord of the Rings: The Two Wizards The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Hobbit ...not that I'm cynical about wanting to establish a money-making connection to the previous movies, mind. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

12-06-2012, 02:48 PM	#5
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	The Hobbit: An Unexpected Video Game The Hobbit: The FX Goes Ever On and On __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

12-06-2012, 03:44 PM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	"The Hobbit: An Expected Cash Cow" "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Peter Jackson" "The Hobbit: Time for More dvd $$$ Again " I liked PJ's FotR, but after the many mistakes in the latter two films I am rather skeptical of these (especially after going from 2 to 3 films). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-19-2013, 03:30 AM	#7
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	seen recently on FB, from an anonymous member of the international Tolkien conspiracy: Rumours that Peter Jackson's remake of "The Dambusters" will be in three parts. Part I, "An Unexpected Journey". Part II, "The Desolation of the Ruhr". Part III, "There and Back Again" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

01-19-2013, 05:22 AM	#8
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,508	TH: AUJ -or- The Hobbit: Azog's Unwarranted Juxtaposition __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

07-16-2013, 08:16 PM	#9
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	The Huge Budget: The Definition of Smug __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.