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***The Barrow-Wight*** · 01-24-2005, 10:08 PM

This made me laugh.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-24-2005, 11:40 PM

~ Do the Ninja-Maiar exist? Do they have wings?

~ Can Beorn and his brood shoot lasers out of their eyes? If not, can anyone make them?

Back topic:
Boromir's last face was especially scary.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-25-2005, 09:28 AM

I think these are hilarious, too.
Catapult part1 and Catapult part2.

Boromir saves the day!

He should watch the language, though...

Morsul the Dark · 01-25-2005, 09:45 AM

that was hillarious mortor will pay for this.... no I do not believe beorn has laser eyes... the wereworms however do

Neithan · 01-25-2005, 11:15 AM

Funny stuff, try this.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/204176

Sapphire_Flame · 01-25-2005, 12:03 PM

*falls off her chair* That's great, BW!

And huzzah for One Ring to Rule Them All! Evil Legolas! ^^

~ Saphy ~

Oddwen · 01-25-2005, 01:07 PM

Aww, poor Boromir.

Try some HAAAAAAAAAAMM!

Maeggaladiel · 01-25-2005, 02:28 PM

THESE ARE HILARIOUS! I want an army of ninja wizards! I can see Gandalf doing some serious ninjitsu, kickin' the wraith's ghostly behinds. And then in come the army of laser-eyed bears, each one tied to the gigantic catapult that will hurl Frodo to his doom-- I mean destiny. THAT would be a cool movie.

Encaitare · 01-25-2005, 07:35 PM

Hah! All these videos are so great. One Ring to Rule them All rocks my candy corn socks right off, and I just discovered Oddwen's link, "Theoden Horsemaster" only a couple of days ago. The guys who made that one have a website with more stuff like that on it; I believe you can get to it through the video on Newgrounds.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-25-2005, 10:31 PM

[One Ring to Rule Them All 3]

Balrog: It's glandular.

Legolas: My love for you is like my quiver of arrows: Never-ending. (

)

~*~

[HAAAAAAAAAAMM!]

Théoden:

Bread shall be sliced . . .
Eggs shall be splintered . .
AND THE WATER IS BOILING!!!

Morgul Queen · 01-26-2005, 03:58 AM

<--- Gandalf

*grins*

Neithan · 01-26-2005, 08:22 AM

Here are a couple more for you.

One Ring to Rule Them All 1--Not Bad

One Ring to Rule Them All 2--This one is almost as good as number three.

PS check out the Trailors at the end of One Ring to Rule Them All 3 they are great! Also did anyone else notice all the funny things in the background ex:in the movie theater there is a movie poster that say "Matrix Dance Dance Revolutions", there is something at the food stand that I think says "random thingy", and the spice rack says "the one spice rack to season them all".

Ainaserkewen · 01-26-2005, 02:00 PM

There used to be a thread, an old thread, burried deep down that was all about listing the amusing things that can be found on the internet. That thread had some good shizzle on it, must go look for it.

Mr. Barrow-Wight, that is silly, if you are still watching this thread, where did you find this?

Evisse the Blue · 01-27-2005, 02:33 AM

I couldn't see the videos, but I saw the Mortor and the Catapults ones. They are soo hialrious!!

And yes, Nilp, Boromir's last face in the Mortor one was really

. Gave me quite a start - not that I'm feeble minded, oh no!
But whoever did those was a genius, lol.
Thanks, BW and dancing spawn for bringing them to our attention!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-09-2006, 06:36 AM

Here are another two gif files that belong into the same category with the Mortor and Catapult ones. Boromir at the Council and Frodo & Sam. The language is almost family friendly this time...

Gandalf_the _white · 03-09-2006, 07:21 AM

they're all cool

"you useless ******* mong!"

Elu Ancalime · 03-09-2006, 05:00 PM

Haha. Catapults funny stuff.

That definatley needs to be added via Patch for RotK EE 2.0
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Kath · 03-09-2006, 05:22 PM

Love the catapults.

Where on earth are you finding all these things anyway?

Morsul the Dark · 03-28-2006, 01:24 PM

has anyone seen those new TBS commercials for LOTR?

here the jist

Narrator:If you were lost
shows gollum
N:If you had lost something precious
shows gollum
N:and if everyone made fun of you
Sam:do you smell it?
Aragorn sniffs the air
Sam:Stinker!

N:you'd have problems too

Elu Ancalime · 03-28-2006, 02:29 PM

Ha! I'll be on the lookout for that one.
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Morsul the Dark · 04-10-2006, 08:44 AM

hey you know the commercials i mentioned

HEre's a link you can watch them online

also I personally love the unpimp my ride commercials in my signature(but thats unrlated

Glirdan · 04-10-2006, 01:40 PM

I remember those!! It's been so long since I've watched them!! Now I know what I'm going to go do!!

*Runs off*

Flame_of_Udûn · 08-07-2006, 12:04 AM

Just found this

Morsul the Dark · 10-23-2009, 11:21 PM

just to bump these delights back into the forefront of the downs

01-24-2005, 10:08 PM	#1
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	Mortor This made me laugh. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

01-24-2005, 11:40 PM	#2
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	It does present a lot of questions, like: ~ Do the Ninja-Maiar exist? Do they have wings? ~ Can Beorn and his brood shoot lasers out of their eyes? If not, can anyone make them? Back topic: Boromir's last face was especially scary. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-25-2005, 09:28 AM	#3
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	I think these are hilarious, too. Catapult part1 and Catapult part2. Boromir saves the day! He should watch the language, though... __________________ Fenris Wolf Last edited by dancing spawn of ungoliant; 03-26-2007 at 09:21 AM. Reason: Updated the links because they didn't work.

01-25-2005, 09:45 AM	#4
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	that was hillarious mortor will pay for this.... no I do not believe beorn has laser eyes... the wereworms however do __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

01-25-2005, 11:15 AM	#5
Neithan Wight Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 126	Funny stuff, try this. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/204176 __________________ If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.~Henry David Thoreau

01-25-2005, 12:03 PM	#6
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	falls off her chair That's great, BW! And huzzah for One Ring to Rule Them All! Evil Legolas! ^^ ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

01-25-2005, 01:07 PM	#7
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Aww, poor Boromir. Try some HAAAAAAAAAAMM! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-25-2005, 02:28 PM	#8
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	THESE ARE HILARIOUS! I want an army of ninja wizards! I can see Gandalf doing some serious ninjitsu, kickin' the wraith's ghostly behinds. And then in come the army of laser-eyed bears, each one tied to the gigantic catapult that will hurl Frodo to his doom-- I mean destiny. THAT would be a cool movie. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-25-2005, 07:35 PM	#9
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Hah! All these videos are so great. One Ring to Rule them All rocks my candy corn socks right off, and I just discovered Oddwen's link, "Theoden Horsemaster" only a couple of days ago. The guys who made that one have a website with more stuff like that on it; I believe you can get to it through the video on Newgrounds.

01-25-2005, 10:31 PM	#10
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Quotable Quotes [One Ring to Rule Them All 3] Balrog: It's glandular. Legolas: My love for you is like my quiver of arrows: Never-ending. ( ) ~~ [HAAAAAAAAAAMM!] Théoden: Bread shall be sliced . . . Eggs shall be splintered . . AND THE WATER IS BOILING!!! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...*

01-26-2005, 03:58 AM	#11
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	<--- Gandalf grins __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!

01-26-2005, 08:22 AM	#12
Neithan Wight Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 126	Here are a couple more for you. One Ring to Rule Them All 1--Not Bad One Ring to Rule Them All 2--This one is almost as good as number three. PS check out the Trailors at the end of One Ring to Rule Them All 3 they are great! Also did anyone else notice all the funny things in the background ex:in the movie theater there is a movie poster that say "Matrix Dance Dance Revolutions", there is something at the food stand that I think says "random thingy", and the spice rack says "the one spice rack to season them all". __________________ If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.~Henry David Thoreau Last edited by Neithan; 01-26-2005 at 12:43 PM.

01-26-2005, 02:00 PM	#13
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	There used to be a thread, an old thread, burried deep down that was all about listing the amusing things that can be found on the internet. That thread had some good shizzle on it, must go look for it. Mr. Barrow-Wight, that is silly, if you are still watching this thread, where did you find this? __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

01-27-2005, 02:33 AM	#14
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	I couldn't see the videos, but I saw the Mortor and the Catapults ones. They are soo hialrious!! And yes, Nilp, Boromir's last face in the Mortor one was really . Gave me quite a start - not that I'm feeble minded, oh no! But whoever did those was a genius, lol. Thanks, BW and dancing spawn for bringing them to our attention! __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

03-09-2006, 06:36 AM	#15
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Here are another two gif files that belong into the same category with the Mortor and Catapult ones. Boromir at the Council and Frodo & Sam. The language is almost family friendly this time... __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-09-2006, 07:21 AM	#16
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	they're all cool "you useless ******* mong!"

03-09-2006, 05:00 PM	#17
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Haha. Catapults funny stuff. That definatley needs to be added via Patch for RotK EE 2.0 ________ Vaporizer Volcano Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:24 PM.

03-09-2006, 05:22 PM	#18
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Love the catapults. Where on earth are you finding all these things anyway? __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

03-28-2006, 01:24 PM	#19
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	has anyone seen those new TBS commercials for LOTR? here the jist Narrator:If you were lost shows gollum N:If you had lost something precious shows gollum N:and if everyone made fun of you Sam:do you smell it? Aragorn sniffs the air Sam:Stinker! N:you'd have problems too __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

03-28-2006, 02:29 PM	#20
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Ha! I'll be on the lookout for that one. ________ Dodge Charger Specifications Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:33 PM.

04-10-2006, 08:44 AM	#21
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	hey you know the commercials i mentioned HEre's a link you can watch them online also I personally love the unpimp my ride commercials in my signature(but thats unrlated __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-10-2006, 01:40 PM	#22
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	I remember those!! It's been so long since I've watched them!! Now I know what I'm going to go do!! Runs off __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-23-2009, 11:21 PM	#24
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	just to bump these delights back into the forefront of the downs __________________ Morsul the Resurrected