Bootleged LOTR Subtitles - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Elendur · 02-02-2003, 03:16 AM

Check out the subtitles that were on the bootlegged version of The Two Towers. <A HREF="http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/index.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/index.htm</A>[ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Elendur ]

gilraën · 02-02-2003, 03:42 AM

Priceless

Dimannûnien · 02-02-2003, 04:03 AM

They are wonderful.I especially love the one where Gimli is facing up to the Warg and the ones on the Deeping wall. Gollum's last one too.

Purple Monkey · 02-02-2003, 11:06 AM

Ah, brilliant!

dunadan_aragorn · 02-02-2003, 11:49 AM

The captions were okay, but what I really enjoyed were the pics.

Rose Cotton · 02-02-2003, 06:21 PM

LOL! I like this one the best:

Pookabunny · 02-02-2003, 06:45 PM

HAHA Elendur, ya beat me to it!Here are my fav's: (Mr. Beens? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?) My absolute favorite one is kinda X-rated, but those are preciousss.[ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Pookabunny ]

Iarwain · 02-02-2003, 08:18 PM

Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. I have to save that link. Those are the greatest. Nothing has made me laugh that hard since Saturday Night Live's Bush-Gore Debate from the 2000 election. I love it! Thank you soo much for posting those. Iarwain

MYyyPreciousSS · 02-02-2003, 09:07 PM

Wow! Those were great. I couldn't stop laughing! I'm a little out of breath now..."Keep breathing thats the key." Or should I say, "Keep praising thats the key." Hehe....

Gorwingel · 02-02-2003, 09:20 PM

I can't believe those are true, they must be literal translations, those cannot be what the people hear when they see the films.

Frodo Baggins · 02-03-2003, 07:51 AM

"You uncle is varied by your mall content"??? OH BOY! I laughed myself silly with that one.Who is Gandolf Foogray? "Too long have I wanted my sister"? Oh Eomer! You're worse that Worm! So Sharuman has a puppet named Sharuman? Wierd.Poor Gimli! He keeps getting referred to as a wolf. *snicker*"Elfron of River Death"? Ok Haldir, you have had a little too much Wood-Elf wine.Well, Gimli said to toast him, so I guess I'm having Gimli for brekfast.

maikafanawen · 02-03-2003, 04:59 PM

Where did all the new characters come from? lolGandolf foogray, Arogon son of Alfred, Gibley, Filden, well I shant spoil them all! Namarie noldonyar, MaikafanawenEDIT: I posted this before I read the second half. The ones on 80-100 are the funniest!!! "Mr. Beens" HAHA. And Gimli!! Or should I say Gibley? Oh my. Almost as funny as the Gore-Bush 2000 debate![ February 03, 2003: Message edited by: maikafanawen ]

Anorien · 02-03-2003, 05:51 PM

from the firtst or second? oh well, you can cry all you want, cuz i'm using the first! mwahahahaha! my version is from Thialand, it has got some cooky stuff in it! so, i'll brb, and i'll give you it all!

Anorien · 02-03-2003, 06:47 PM

there, you die hard fans'll know where they go...the people had hearing prolems who did this tape! hahahahaha!If you are seeking accommodations, we’ve got some large cozy rooms available.Ondale, my name is Ondale.We are friends of Gandalf the gay.No more caution from you, there are no tricks you must carry.Frodo I’ll have you! You don’t stand hard enough.Build me a worthy Guard.Tomatoes makes nice crispy bake.This is beyond my guilt.Ride hard, and don’t come back.What are you doing? The raves are still afoot!Let us go through the mines of Morwen.They have taken the bridge, and the second condo.We travel alone, let us hunt some hawk.I don't suppose we ever have to see them again. Don’t woory Mister Frodo, we do.

Pookabunny · 02-03-2003, 07:22 PM

Gimli, the evangelist: "And ye fellowship shall cast that evyle thang into the fire of doom! I send ye in the name of the LAWD!"Keep praising, Gimli. We'll keep laughing.

Galadrie1 · 02-03-2003, 07:46 PM

Wow, that's SO funny! I haven't laughed this hard since.... Well, since I saw pictures from the bootlegged version of FotR! Thanks so much for the link, Elendur!

Airehiriel · 02-05-2003, 12:00 PM

This is too amusing, what ever you do, don't look at it when you are at work! I had to look at the whole thing with my hand over my mouth!

02-02-2003, 03:16 AM	#1
Elendur Wight Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Arnor Posts: 200	Bootleged LOTR Subtitles Check out the subtitles that were on the bootlegged version of The Two Towers. <BR> <A HREF="http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/index.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/index.htm</A><p>[ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Elendur ] __________________ Son of Isildur.

02-02-2003, 03:42 AM	#2
gilraën Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 804	Priceless __________________ "Onen i-Estel Edain, u-chebin estel anim"

02-02-2003, 04:03 AM	#3
Dimannûnien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 36	They are wonderful.<P>I especially love the one where Gimli is facing up to the Warg and the ones on the Deeping wall. Gollum's last one too.

02-02-2003, 11:06 AM	#4
Purple Monkey Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Monkey Island, of course! Posts: 30	Ah, brilliant! __________________ "Nothing that actually occurs is of the slightest importance."

02-02-2003, 11:49 AM	#5
dunadan_aragorn Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the bowels of Moria Posts: 105	The captions were okay, but what I really enjoyed were the pics. __________________ Allia Octa Est, The Die is Cast -Julius Ceaser

02-02-2003, 06:21 PM	#6
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	LOL! I like this one the best:<P> __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

02-02-2003, 06:45 PM	#7
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	HAHA Elendur, ya beat me to it!<P>Here are my fav's:<BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> (Mr. Beens? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?) <P> <P>My absolute favorite one is kinda X-rated, but those are preciousss.<p>[ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Pookabunny ] __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

02-02-2003, 08:18 PM	#8
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. I have to save that link. Those are the greatest. Nothing has made me laugh that hard since Saturday Night Live's Bush-Gore Debate from the 2000 election. I love it! Thank you soo much for posting those. <P>Iarwain __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

02-02-2003, 09:07 PM	#9
MYyyPreciousSS Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: the Here and Now Posts: 113	Wow! Those were great. I couldn't stop laughing! I'm a little out of breath now..."Keep breathing thats the key." Or should I say, "Keep praising thats the key." Hehe.... __________________ Then the heart of Éowyn changed, or else at last she understood it. And suddenly her winter passed, and the sun shone on her. "My Preciousss" - the line that started the obsession.

02-02-2003, 09:20 PM	#10
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	I can't believe those are true, they must be literal translations, those cannot be what the people hear when they see the films. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-03-2003, 07:51 AM	#11
Frodo Baggins Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bag-End, Under-Hill, Hobbiton-across-the Water Posts: 606	"You uncle is varied by your mall content"???<P><BR>OH BOY! I laughed myself silly with that one.<P>Who is Gandolf Foogray?<P> "Too long have I wanted my sister"? Oh Eomer! You're worse that Worm! <P>So Sharuman has a puppet named Sharuman? Wierd.<P>Poor Gimli! He keeps getting referred to as a wolf. snicker<P>"Elfron of River Death"? Ok Haldir, you have had a little too much Wood-Elf wine.<P>Well, Gimli said to toast him, so I guess I'm having Gimli for brekfast. __________________ "I'm your huckleberry....that's just my game."

02-03-2003, 04:59 PM	#12
maikafanawen Tears of Simbelmynë Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The Beast's Castle Posts: 705	Where did all the new characters come from? lol<P>Gandolf foogray, Arogon son of Alfred, Gibley, Filden, well I shant spoil them all! <P><I>Namarie noldonyar</I>,<BR>Maikafanawen<P>EDIT: I posted this before I read the second half. The ones on 80-100 are the funniest!!! "Mr. Beens" HAHA. And Gimli!! Or should I say Gibley? Oh my. Almost as funny as the Gore-Bush 2000 debate!<p>[ February 03, 2003: Message edited by: maikafanawen ] __________________ "They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say, 'Sht, it's raining!'" -- Ruby, Cold Mountain*

02-03-2003, 05:51 PM	#13
Anorien Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Old Navy of Rohan Posts: 138	from the firtst or second? oh well, you can cry all you want, cuz i'm using the first! mwahahahaha! my version is from Thialand, it has got some cooky stuff in it! so, i'll brb, and i'll give you it all!<BR> __________________ FRODO: all low and retarded Oh Mr. Frodo, do you have any more food? Here eat mine, I’m so fat. How about I carry the ring for you. It’s soooo pretty, I mean heavy! SAM: Why you little-! FRODO: You asked for it!

02-03-2003, 06:47 PM	#14
Anorien Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Old Navy of Rohan Posts: 138	there, you die hard fans'll know where they go...the people had hearing prolems who did this tape! hahahahaha!<P>If you are seeking accommodations, we’ve got some large cozy rooms available.<P>Ondale, my name is Ondale.<P>We are friends of Gandalf the gay.<P>No more caution from you, there are no tricks you must carry.<P>Frodo I’ll have you!<BR>You don’t stand hard enough.<P>Build me a worthy Guard.<P>Tomatoes makes nice crispy bake.<P>This is beyond my guilt.<P>Ride hard, and don’t come back.<P>What are you doing? The raves are still afoot!<P>Let us go through the mines of Morwen.<P>They have taken the bridge, and the second condo.<P>We travel alone, let us hunt some hawk.<P>I don't suppose we ever have to see them again.<BR>Don’t woory Mister Frodo, we do. __________________ FRODO: all low and retarded Oh Mr. Frodo, do you have any more food? Here eat mine, I’m so fat. How about I carry the ring for you. It’s soooo pretty, I mean heavy! SAM: Why you little-! FRODO: You asked for it!

02-03-2003, 07:22 PM	#15
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Gimli, the evangelist:<BR> <P>"And ye fellowship shall cast that evyle thang into the fire of doom! I send ye in the name of the LAWD!"<P>Keep praising, Gimli. We'll keep laughing. __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

02-03-2003, 07:46 PM	#16
Galadrie1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The wrong place at the wrong time. Posts: 385	Wow, that's SO funny! I haven't laughed this hard since.... Well, since I saw pictures from the bootlegged version of FotR! Thanks so much for the link, Elendur! __________________ "For this is what your folk would call magic, I believe; though I do not understand clearly what they mean; and they seem to use the same word of the deceits of the Enemy. But this, if you will, is the magic of Galadriel."

02-05-2003, 12:00 PM	#17
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	This is too amusing, what ever you do, don't look at it when you are at work! I had to look at the whole thing with my hand over my mouth! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

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