Very Secret Diaries... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Fingo · 01-01-2003, 10:34 PM

Anybody ever read the Very Secret Diaries of the LotR characters? <A HREF="http://diaries.diagon.org/" TARGET=_blank>http://diaries.diagon.org/</A> I found them *quite* funny and since they're based off the movies more than anything, I thought I'd post them here. Any comments on them? Like em, hate em? Personally I thought Sauron's and the Ringwraith's Diary the funniest.

Lush · 01-01-2003, 10:39 PM

Yeah, we've had some threads on those in the past. She has a good, dirty sense of humour. Stay away if you are not into gay jokes, however, we don't want you to have a nosebleed, do we? She ought to write about Eowyn, Eomer, Faramir, etc. next.

Fingo · 01-01-2003, 11:15 PM

Yeah, i hope she does those characters soon but I heard she had to watch FotR 14 times or something like that to get that many done. Also, I meant to put a warning on that link. The Diaries are filled to the brim with dirty humor. Now you have been warned.

01-01-2003, 11:55 PM

That website has some of the funniest things I've ever read. "Elf women just the right height to keep my ears warm. Go me!" That's beautiful. [ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Glóin Cloudcryer ]

Gorwingel · 01-01-2003, 11:57 PM

Oh those are great the Legolas one is the best!

Marsyas · 01-02-2003, 01:10 PM

Usually I'm not into these kind of things but those are funny!!!

Daewen · 01-02-2003, 07:30 PM

Yeah, they were very funny. You know what we should do? We should start our own seceret diaries, just here on the downs. Each person would chose a character, and write one entry at a time. What do you think? (i call dibs on Arwen)

Pookabunny · 01-02-2003, 07:41 PM

There's a bunch of diary entries for characters <A HREF="http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=17" TARGET=_blank>Here at Middle Earth Mayhem</A> as well as other highly entertaining Middle-Earth lighthearted discussions. HIGHLY recommended!

Manardariel · 01-02-2003, 08:08 PM

Yeah, I´ve read those. Anyway, Daewen, I aree with you´re Idea. Am Eowyn, duh. Are u gonna start this in the Mayhem?

Daewen · 01-02-2003, 08:11 PM

Yeah, I am. Check there in a few minutes...

Manardariel · 01-02-2003, 08:39 PM

Cool!

01-01-2003, 10:34 PM	#1
Fingo Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Over the river and through the woods (literally) Posts: 59	Very Secret Diaries... Anybody ever read the Very Secret Diaries of the LotR characters? <BR><A HREF="http://diaries.diagon.org/" TARGET=_blank>http://diaries.diagon.org/</A><BR>I found them quite funny and since they're based off the movies more than anything, I thought I'd post them here. Any comments on them? Like em, hate em? <BR>Personally I thought Sauron's and the Ringwraith's Diary the funniest. __________________ "We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers- thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."

01-01-2003, 10:39 PM	#2
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Yeah, we've had some threads on those in the past. She has a good, dirty sense of humour. Stay away if you are not into gay jokes, however, we don't want you to have a nosebleed, do we? <P>She ought to write about Eowyn, Eomer, Faramir, etc. next. __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

01-01-2003, 11:15 PM	#3
Fingo Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Over the river and through the woods (literally) Posts: 59	Yeah, i hope she does those characters soon but I heard she had to watch FotR 14 times or something like that to get that many done.<BR>Also, I meant to put a warning on that link. The Diaries are filled to the brim with dirty humor. Now you have been warned. __________________ "We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers- thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."

01-01-2003, 11:55 PM	#4
JulieADeal Guest Posts: n/a	That website has some of the funniest things I've ever read. "Elf women just the right height to keep my ears warm. Go me!"<BR>That's beautiful. <p>[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Glóin Cloudcryer ]

01-01-2003, 11:57 PM	#5
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Oh those are great the Legolas one is the best! __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-02-2003, 01:10 PM	#6
Marsyas Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rohandemar Posts: 38	Usually I'm not into these kind of things but those are funny!!! __________________ ~Marsyas~ ~Niere~ Some find strength in numbers, I find strength in solitude.

01-02-2003, 07:30 PM	#7
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Yeah, they were very funny. You know what we should do? We should start our own seceret diaries, just here on the downs. Each person would chose a character, and write one entry at a time. What do you think? (i call dibs on Arwen) __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!

01-02-2003, 07:41 PM	#8
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	There's a bunch of diary entries for characters <A HREF="http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=17" TARGET=_blank>Here at Middle Earth Mayhem</A> as well as other highly entertaining Middle-Earth lighthearted discussions. HIGHLY recommended! __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

01-02-2003, 08:08 PM	#9
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Yeah, I´ve read those. Anyway, Daewen, I aree with you´re Idea. Am Eowyn, duh. Are u gonna start this in the Mayhem? __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

01-02-2003, 08:11 PM	#10
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Yeah, I am. Check there in a few minutes... __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!

01-02-2003, 08:39 PM	#11
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Cool!<BR> __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

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