The Twelve Days of Christmas: Waiting for The Two Towers - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Knight of Gondor · 10-11-2002, 07:32 PM

Okay, it was madness, sheer madness that made me decide to adapt The Twelve Days of Christmas to Lord of the Rings, but I'm sure some of you will get a big kick out of it. Here it is.

12 Days of Christmas: Waiting for The Two Towers

On the First day of waiting a big fan gave to me: A Ring to Rule Them All

On the second day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Two Frodo dolls and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Third day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Three Elven Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Fourth day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Four pointy ears, Three Elven Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Fifth day of waiting a big fan gave to me: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Sixth day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Six orcs a’fightin’, : FIVE GOLDEN RINGS Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Seventh day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Seven Dwarven Rings Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Eighth day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: Eight Rohan-Riders Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Ninth day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: Nine Nazgûl, Eight Rohan-Riders, Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Tenth day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: Ten bouts with Gollum, Nine Nazgûl, Eight Rohan-Riders, Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Eleventh day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: Eleven moving forests, Ten bouts with Gollum, Nine Nazgûl, Eight Rohan-Riders, Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All

On the Twelfth day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: 12 LOYAL HOBBITS... Eleven moving forests, Ten bouts with Gollum, Nine Nazgûl, Eight Rohan-Riders, Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls...aaand a Riiiing to Ruuuuule Them Alllllll!

It's kinda rough, and it needs some adjustment, but I thought I'd throw it out there before someone else thought it up. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Diamond18 · 10-11-2002, 10:42 PM

It's good...but maybe you should have posted it in Middle-earth Mayhem? Turn it into the "LotR meets Christmas carols" thread. Just a thought. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Knight of Gondor · 10-12-2002, 07:27 PM

Oh. Oops. I thought it might belong here because it relates to TTT. Doggone it, so they thought of it before me???!!! NUTS!

Childlike Empress · 10-12-2002, 07:52 PM

No, she means you should start LotR meets Christmas Carols [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Knight of Gondor · 10-12-2002, 08:15 PM

Oh! I thought she said Turn IN to the thread entitled that. Okay!

Eruialiwen · 10-12-2002, 09:17 PM

LOL, I like. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Arwen Imladris · 10-14-2002, 02:01 PM

Here you go!

Topic: LotR meets Christmas carols

If you want to post, you can go there!

the mortal elf · 10-15-2002, 07:35 PM

Thanks Knight of Gondor! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] This might make waiting easier, except we need to add.......
hmm....more than ninety more verses [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] oh well. I printed it off and being the complete wacko I am, I'm going to sing it every day!

Knight of Gondor · 10-15-2002, 08:23 PM

Fine with me! I'll be famous. Tell your friends that Knight of Gondor is the inventer of this masterpiece! Maybe I can sell the rights to Peter Jackson...for a modest sum. Heh heh heh...

10-11-2002, 07:32 PM	#1
Knight of Gondor Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 744	The Twelve Days of Christmas: Waiting for The Two Towers Okay, it was madness, sheer madness that made me decide to adapt The Twelve Days of Christmas to Lord of the Rings, but I'm sure some of you will get a big kick out of it. Here it is. 12 Days of Christmas: Waiting for The Two Towers On the First day of waiting a big fan gave to me: A Ring to Rule Them All On the second day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Two Frodo dolls and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Third day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Three Elven Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Fourth day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Four pointy ears, Three Elven Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Fifth day of waiting a big fan gave to me: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Sixth day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Six orcs a’fightin’, : FIVE GOLDEN RINGS Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Seventh day of waiting a big fan gave to me: Seven Dwarven Rings Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Eighth day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: Eight Rohan-Riders Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Ninth day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: Nine Nazgûl, Eight Rohan-Riders, Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Tenth day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: Ten bouts with Gollum, Nine Nazgûl, Eight Rohan-Riders, Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Eleventh day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: Eleven moving forests, Ten bouts with Gollum, Nine Nazgûl, Eight Rohan-Riders, Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls, and a Ring to Rule Them All On the Twelfth day of waiting, a big fan gave to me: 12 LOYAL HOBBITS... Eleven moving forests, Ten bouts with Gollum, Nine Nazgûl, Eight Rohan-Riders, Seven Dwarven Rings, Six orcs a’fightin’, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS, Four pointy ears, Three Elf-Bows, Two Frodo dolls...aaand a Riiiing to Ruuuuule Them Alllllll! It's kinda rough, and it needs some adjustment, but I thought I'd throw it out there before someone else thought it up. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Eagerly awaiting the REAL Return of the King - Jesus Christ! Revelation 19:11-16

10-11-2002, 10:42 PM	#2
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	It's good...but maybe you should have posted it in Middle-earth Mayhem? Turn it into the "LotR meets Christmas carols" thread. Just a thought. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-12-2002, 07:27 PM	#3
Knight of Gondor Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 744	Oh. Oops. I thought it might belong here because it relates to TTT. Doggone it, so they thought of it before me???!!! NUTS! __________________ Eagerly awaiting the REAL Return of the King - Jesus Christ! Revelation 19:11-16

10-12-2002, 07:52 PM	#4
Childlike Empress Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fantasia Posts: 109	No, she means you should start LotR meets Christmas Carols [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ Fantasia is with you in your heart. It is the story of which we are a part. Take my hand, come with me, join in my Neverending Story.

10-12-2002, 08:15 PM	#5
Knight of Gondor Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 744	Oh! I thought she said Turn IN to the thread entitled that. Okay! __________________ Eagerly awaiting the REAL Return of the King - Jesus Christ! Revelation 19:11-16

10-12-2002, 09:17 PM	#6
Eruialiwen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mirkwood, Virginia Posts: 71	LOL, I like. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ~'%From the mouths of the Sea the South Wind flies, from the sandhills and the stones; The wailing of the gulls it bears, and at the gate it moans.%'~

10-14-2002, 02:01 PM	#7
Arwen Imladris Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a box with a fox Posts: 1,347	Here you go! Topic: LotR meets Christmas carols If you want to post, you can go there! __________________ "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies, we must go, yes, we must go at once."

10-15-2002, 07:35 PM	#8
the mortal elf Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Posts: 201	Thanks Knight of Gondor! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] This might make waiting easier, except we need to add....... hmm....more than ninety more verses [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] oh well. I printed it off and being the complete wacko I am, I'm going to sing it every day! __________________ My imaginary friend says you have problems.

10-15-2002, 08:23 PM	#9
Knight of Gondor Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 744	Fine with me! I'll be famous. Tell your friends that Knight of Gondor is the inventer of this masterpiece! Maybe I can sell the rights to Peter Jackson...for a modest sum. Heh heh heh... __________________ Eagerly awaiting the REAL Return of the King - Jesus Christ! Revelation 19:11-16

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