Practical Jokes - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-28-2003, 09:10 PM

Hey! Me again...bwa ha ha ha ha! Anyways, have any of you played practical jokes on your fellow LOTR loving friends who havent read any of the books? For example:
Me and my friend Ellen told my other Legolas-infatuated friend that Legolas dies in RotK...mwa ha ha ha. He doesn't of course, but she won't know until next year. BWHAHAHAHA! we are so evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] but have any of you done that or something like it?

Bekah · 01-28-2003, 09:45 PM

You associate with people that haven't read the whole of LOTR??? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Never mind, so do I. My best friend has yet to finish it. (I think - she's been on holiday in England recently and is coming back on the 7th or 8th of February. So she might have finished the book by now.) But I've never done anything like those jokes 'cos the thought of some of those rumours (about the movie) being true...just doesn't bear thinking about. And I can't fool around with the book - it's just not in my nature.

Oh well.

~ Elentari

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-28-2003, 09:47 PM

Oh, i forgot to say! My friend, the one we played the joke on, she only likes LotR because of Legolas..grrr it makes me mad...so thats why we did it. oh yeah we told her he was gay too..LOL

Bekah · 01-28-2003, 09:49 PM

Now that's a good one! Hmm...does she have a crush on Orlando, or has she just fallen for Legolas?

~ Elentari

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-28-2003, 09:54 PM

Hmm....i think its Orly too

Bekah · 01-28-2003, 09:56 PM

Does she know enough about him to know that he's not gay? Otherwise you could tell her that O.B.'s gay as well.

~ Elentari

Bekah · 01-28-2003, 09:58 PM

I'm not going to actually do this joke, but try telling people that Eowyn ends up falling in love with Grima and marries him. Actually, that's probably too unbelievable for anyone to fall for it.

I'll try again later.

~ Elentari

i*love*orli · 02-01-2003, 01:28 PM

Well, me and a few of my friends were gonna tell our other friend that Elijah Wood died in a car accadent. She really only likes the movie b/c of him. but its gonna be really funny to see her face... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-01-2003, 01:30 PM

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] oh my gosh! thats so mean!!
....i like it!

Pookabunny · 02-01-2003, 01:37 PM

When they ask "how does it end"?...I HATE THAT!!!

I simply tell them the truth - they all DIE [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] (Well, they all do, eventually!)

Gorwingel · 02-01-2003, 02:02 PM

My mother keeps asking me what happens to Frodo, I told her that he lives (which is the truth, kind of, though he goes to the havens) But I could have been very evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] and told her that he died, and that the entire quest failed. Though that could be kind of unbelievable.

Here is a good one, tell people who have only seen the films and not the book, That Aragorn drops Arwen and marries Eowyn. Because my mother thought that Aragorn and Eowyn were going to get together, so if she believes that, their is probably many other people who believe that too.

Helkahothion · 02-01-2003, 03:34 PM

I tolled one of my friends that has only finished ttt that Sauron reclaim's the ring and kill's Frodo. The alliagnce then would rize again and Aragorn would cut of Sauron't finger again. He then on the other hand would trow it in the crack's of doom.

I can't wait to see his face. I bet he comes out saying:

"Man I can't believe they changed the PLot that much. Should I tell him?

Greetings,

Anuion
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Dodge Omni Specifications

Shy Hobbit · 02-01-2003, 04:28 PM

This is so mean...I'd mess with the leggyboppers. Personally, I love Legolas, he's awesome. His little fanclub is annyoing though. For those of them that haven't read the trilogy (or maybe those who have, for that matter) I'd interrupt one of their "OMG He's so fine" spiels with "oh my...*serious expression on my face* you mean you never read the 4th book, "Ring of the Elf Prince"? No? Aww hon, he dies". Isn't that horrible [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] The idea came to me last night when for some insane reason, I was looking at the half finished and forgotten sites of the leggyboppers. This one girl made a SITE that said "Pippen just got back and told me Legolas went to war and was badly hurt. Please please pray for him I know God will help...bla bla bla". I'm sure God would help, if Legolas was real [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] but he's not!! That was the saddest thing I ever read.

Bekah · 02-01-2003, 05:13 PM

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Someone was so infatuated with Legolas they asked God to heal an imaginary being??

Sure, I agree, Legolas is cool, especially in the book, and Orlando plays him quite well, but...asking people to pray for him??? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Leggyboppers and Lijers who haven't read the books should be punished...someone please do that, I don't know anyone in person who's like that, so I can't do it myself....

~ Elentari II

Bekah · 02-01-2003, 05:16 PM

I've just read my last post and I want to add that I agree that God would definitely help him (not necessarily physically, but he would help) if he was real.

~ Elentari II

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-01-2003, 11:12 PM

Of course. I really DO NOT like people who just say, "Blah blah blah Legolas Frodo Legolas Frodo so hot sexy love them blah blah blah what happens in the movie?" It bothers me A LOT....heh heh heh we should really teach them a lesson....anybody got any....*cough cough*EVIL*cough cough* ideas?

nevlhachien · 02-02-2003, 12:03 AM

i just thought of this crazy evil idea. i have this friend who like LOTR only because i do and she is always saying how hott legolas is and she is always trying to steal my pic of legolas that i have in my book for a bookmark. i am reading ROTK so i decided i am going to tell my friend that legolas dies so enexpectedly. it will prolly make her cry and i dont know if i will be able to keep a straight face while telling her this. is this a little too evil do you think??

-Nevie

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-02-2003, 11:19 AM

no way! i did and im quite sure that my friend isnt scarred for life.....i think
in my version he was slain by an orc-arrow to the back.

Hirilaelin · 02-02-2003, 12:20 PM

This is SO evil. Hee hee, I love it! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I'm going to try and tell Leggy-boppers that he dies, and see their expressions. lol!

Suilad,

Eruanne

[ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ]

Bekah · 02-02-2003, 11:26 PM

If anyone thinks up a really nasty punishment for all the leggyhoppers, could someone please PM me with it? 'Cos this is the last post I'm going to make for a long while (four weeks - for more details visit Council of Elendili), and I might not be able to find any time to read posts. This will probably be the last time I'll be able to read them until at least Saturday.

So evilly yours, [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

~ Bekah

Frodo Baggins · 02-03-2003, 10:36 AM

Tell your friends that Aragorn dumps Arwen and marries Eowyn instead, then tell them that Arwen and Wormtongue fall madly in love and get married. Then tell them that Legolas gets killed by Gimli. Or you could say that Legolas (heh heh) gets trapped in an avalanche and dies.
NAW! No one would believe it anyway.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-03-2003, 04:26 PM

Hmm....intriguing...
Well, for all you fellow anti leggyboppers what should we do? heh heh if my friend reads this she'll flip becuase i have fallen into shadow...hmm i want tuna

nevlhachien · 02-03-2003, 04:35 PM

hmmm....what shall we do to punish those.... whatd ya call them? oh leggyboppers right. i still havent played that joke on my friend cuz i am still not far into RotK. i am going to wait till i get to a war part in the book.(i am STILL on chapter one) but the thing is if i tell this one friend she'll tell this other people and who knows what could happen........but i think ill tell her he dies and then she'll have to find out for herself if its the truth when the movie comes out. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] (i know she wont read the books) whoa i think i just wrote too much so...
namarie
-Nevie

Morgul Queen · 02-04-2003, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Well, me and a few of my friends were gonna tell our other friend that Elijah Wood died in a car accadent.

I have been told variations of this sooooo many times...Orlando Bloom died in a car crash yesterday...Christopher Lee died in a car crash yesterday(he's my favourite actor) but the stupidest thing I have ever heard was on the first day back at college (one week ago) someone thought they were really funny and said "JRR Tolkien died in a car crash yesterday!" They were a bit put out when I looked at them like they were stupid (well they were!) and said that he had been dead for 30 years [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-04-2003, 10:18 PM

LOL!! How stupid... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Bekah · 02-05-2003, 12:21 AM

You've gotta be really behind the Tolkienic times not to know that Tolkien had been dead for several years...incidentally, did you know that Tolkien would have had his eleventy-first birthday this year if he had lived?

~ Elentari II

Bekah · 02-05-2003, 01:31 AM

Just like Bilbo? *Hint hint, nudge nudge* - urgh, I hate it when people say that!!

~ Elentari II [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 02-05-2003, 02:53 AM

Hey all,

How about this for a leggybopper assault. Tell him that he was captured in the path of the death and return's baldheaded and with one hand missing. Face mutenated ofcaurse. That will shut them up forever. Just show them a picture of a scene out of "I still know what you did last summer". Just make sshure you delete the hook. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Greetings,

Anuion
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MARIJUANA STRAINS

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-05-2003, 04:51 PM

YES! That is an awesome punishment. *Ahem Ahem* LET THE LEGGYBOPPER'S PUNISHMENT BEGIN!!!
Eleventy-first? Really? Cool!

Bekah · 02-06-2003, 01:37 AM

Goody!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 02-06-2003, 02:49 AM

Maybe we should start a tread on Novices and Newcomers,

We call it: All Orlando lovers here!!

Then we tell the horryfying news. Ofcaurse, we must let BW in on this plan. Else he would delete it.

So what do you say? Should I PM BW?

Greetings,

Anuion
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Gs series

nevlhachien · 02-06-2003, 07:42 AM

yesssssss yesssss Helkahothion! PM BW so thisss plan can do itssss damage! punish those leggyboppers! let them cry!!! hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] i am evil!!!
i cant wait to see what those stupid leggyboppers say to that post if we can do that evil trick here. hahahhahahaha [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
namarie
-Nevie

Helkahothion · 02-06-2003, 10:51 AM

OK then,

Ill make the PM then. I would be out within the hour.

Greetings,

Anuion
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W215

Nibinlondwen · 02-06-2003, 11:57 AM

I like it, yes I do...

Grimbold · 02-06-2003, 04:23 PM

What I'd like to do is buy the Narsil recreation sword which you can find in certain specialty stores, and then pull it out the next time someone bugs me. I wouldn't take it any farther of course! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-06-2003, 06:19 PM

An update on the Orly gay/Leggy gay-dead joke:
My friend believed EVERY WORD!!! So now every time we say something about it she gets all mad...my other friend Elen (her real name is Ellen, she's the one who might make the music video for those of you that replied to that thread) wrote on the leggybopper's folder: In dreams, Anita, in dreams. Heh heh heh SO EVIL!! and its great to...we did it so subtly....bwa ha ha.. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Shy Hobbit · 02-11-2003, 09:13 AM

I thought of another one...for those who don't know how the story ends. Tell them that Legolas was overcome by greed for the ring and turned into an orc. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Inderjit Sanghera · 02-11-2003, 09:18 AM

I told my friend that Treebeard is the king returning in RoTK....

Bekah · 02-11-2003, 05:37 PM

Good one, Shy Hobbit!!

~ Elentari II

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-11-2003, 06:07 PM

OMG thats great! Helkahothion, can you respond back about the BW PM? We have, i repeat, HAVE to make that thread! pleeeeese tell us about it!

01-28-2003, 09:10 PM	#1
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Practical Jokes Hey! Me again...bwa ha ha ha ha! Anyways, have any of you played practical jokes on your fellow LOTR loving friends who havent read any of the books? For example: Me and my friend Ellen told my other Legolas-infatuated friend that Legolas dies in RotK...mwa ha ha ha. He doesn't of course, but she won't know until next year. BWHAHAHAHA! we are so evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] but have any of you done that or something like it? __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-28-2003, 09:45 PM	#2
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	You associate with people that haven't read the whole of LOTR??? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Never mind, so do I. My best friend has yet to finish it. (I think - she's been on holiday in England recently and is coming back on the 7th or 8th of February. So she might have finished the book by now.) But I've never done anything like those jokes 'cos the thought of some of those rumours (about the movie) being true...just doesn't bear thinking about. And I can't fool around with the book - it's just not in my nature. Oh well. ~ Elentari __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-28-2003, 09:47 PM	#3
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Oh, i forgot to say! My friend, the one we played the joke on, she only likes LotR because of Legolas..grrr it makes me mad...so thats why we did it. oh yeah we told her he was gay too..LOL __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-28-2003, 09:49 PM	#4
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Now that's a good one! Hmm...does she have a crush on Orlando, or has she just fallen for Legolas? ~ Elentari __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-28-2003, 09:54 PM	#5
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Hmm....i think its Orly too __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-28-2003, 09:56 PM	#6
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Does she know enough about him to know that he's not gay? Otherwise you could tell her that O.B.'s gay as well. ~ Elentari __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-28-2003, 09:58 PM	#7
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	I'm not going to actually do this joke, but try telling people that Eowyn ends up falling in love with Grima and marries him. Actually, that's probably too unbelievable for anyone to fall for it. I'll try again later. ~ Elentari __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-01-2003, 01:28 PM	#8
iloveorli Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Some place in Texas wishing that i was with orlando bloom Posts: 12	Well, me and a few of my friends were gonna tell our other friend that Elijah Wood died in a car accadent. She really only likes the movie b/c of him. but its gonna be really funny to see her face... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ I am Aduyuldaiel, stylin elf of tejas...

02-01-2003, 01:30 PM	#9
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] oh my gosh! thats so mean!! ....i like it! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-01-2003, 01:37 PM	#10
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	When they ask "how does it end"?...I HATE THAT!!! I simply tell them the truth - they all DIE [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] (Well, they all do, eventually!) __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

02-01-2003, 02:02 PM	#11
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	My mother keeps asking me what happens to Frodo, I told her that he lives (which is the truth, kind of, though he goes to the havens) But I could have been very evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] and told her that he died, and that the entire quest failed. Though that could be kind of unbelievable. Here is a good one, tell people who have only seen the films and not the book, That Aragorn drops Arwen and marries Eowyn. Because my mother thought that Aragorn and Eowyn were going to get together, so if she believes that, their is probably many other people who believe that too. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-01-2003, 03:34 PM	#12
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	I tolled one of my friends that has only finished ttt that Sauron reclaim's the ring and kill's Frodo. The alliagnce then would rize again and Aragorn would cut of Sauron't finger again. He then on the other hand would trow it in the crack's of doom. I can't wait to see his face. I bet he comes out saying: "Man I can't believe they changed the PLot that much. Should I tell him? Greetings, Anuion ________ Dodge Omni Specifications Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 03:08 AM.

02-01-2003, 04:28 PM	#13
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	This is so mean...I'd mess with the leggyboppers. Personally, I love Legolas, he's awesome. His little fanclub is annyoing though. For those of them that haven't read the trilogy (or maybe those who have, for that matter) I'd interrupt one of their "OMG He's so fine" spiels with "oh my...serious expression on my face you mean you never read the 4th book, "Ring of the Elf Prince"? No? Aww hon, he dies". Isn't that horrible [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] The idea came to me last night when for some insane reason, I was looking at the half finished and forgotten sites of the leggyboppers. This one girl made a SITE that said "Pippen just got back and told me Legolas went to war and was badly hurt. Please please pray for him I know God will help...bla bla bla". I'm sure God would help, if Legolas was real [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] but he's not!! That was the saddest thing I ever read. __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

02-01-2003, 05:13 PM	#14
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Someone was so infatuated with Legolas they asked God to heal an imaginary being?? Sure, I agree, Legolas is cool, especially in the book, and Orlando plays him quite well, but...asking people to pray for him??? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Leggyboppers and Lijers who haven't read the books should be punished...someone please do that, I don't know anyone in person who's like that, so I can't do it myself.... ~ Elentari II __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-01-2003, 05:16 PM	#15
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	I've just read my last post and I want to add that I agree that God would definitely help him (not necessarily physically, but he would help) if he was real. ~ Elentari II __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-01-2003, 11:12 PM	#16
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Of course. I really DO NOT like people who just say, "Blah blah blah Legolas Frodo Legolas Frodo so hot sexy love them blah blah blah what happens in the movie?" It bothers me A LOT....heh heh heh we should really teach them a lesson....anybody got any....cough coughEVILcough cough ideas? __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-02-2003, 12:03 AM	#17
nevlhachien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 38	i just thought of this crazy evil idea. i have this friend who like LOTR only because i do and she is always saying how hott legolas is and she is always trying to steal my pic of legolas that i have in my book for a bookmark. i am reading ROTK so i decided i am going to tell my friend that legolas dies so enexpectedly. it will prolly make her cry and i dont know if i will be able to keep a straight face while telling her this. is this a little too evil do you think?? -Nevie __________________ where are we going?

02-02-2003, 11:19 AM	#18
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	no way! i did and im quite sure that my friend isnt scarred for life.....i think in my version he was slain by an orc-arrow to the back. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-02-2003, 12:20 PM	#19
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	This is SO evil. Hee hee, I love it! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I'm going to try and tell Leggy-boppers that he dies, and see their expressions. lol! Suilad, Eruanne [ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ] __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-02-2003, 11:26 PM	#20
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	If anyone thinks up a really nasty punishment for all the leggyhoppers, could someone please PM me with it? 'Cos this is the last post I'm going to make for a long while (four weeks - for more details visit Council of Elendili), and I might not be able to find any time to read posts. This will probably be the last time I'll be able to read them until at least Saturday. So evilly yours, [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ~ Bekah __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-03-2003, 10:36 AM	#21
Frodo Baggins Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bag-End, Under-Hill, Hobbiton-across-the Water Posts: 606	Tell your friends that Aragorn dumps Arwen and marries Eowyn instead, then tell them that Arwen and Wormtongue fall madly in love and get married. Then tell them that Legolas gets killed by Gimli. Or you could say that Legolas (heh heh) gets trapped in an avalanche and dies. NAW! No one would believe it anyway. __________________ "I'm your huckleberry....that's just my game."

02-03-2003, 04:26 PM	#22
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Hmm....intriguing... Well, for all you fellow anti leggyboppers what should we do? heh heh if my friend reads this she'll flip becuase i have fallen into shadow...hmm i want tuna __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-03-2003, 04:35 PM	#23
nevlhachien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 38	hmmm....what shall we do to punish those.... whatd ya call them? oh leggyboppers right. i still havent played that joke on my friend cuz i am still not far into RotK. i am going to wait till i get to a war part in the book.(i am STILL on chapter one) but the thing is if i tell this one friend she'll tell this other people and who knows what could happen........but i think ill tell her he dies and then she'll have to find out for herself if its the truth when the movie comes out. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] (i know she wont read the books) whoa i think i just wrote too much so... namarie -Nevie __________________ where are we going?

02-04-2003, 10:18 PM	#25
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	LOL!! How stupid... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-05-2003, 12:21 AM	#26
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	You've gotta be really behind the Tolkienic times not to know that Tolkien had been dead for several years...incidentally, did you know that Tolkien would have had his eleventy-first birthday this year if he had lived? ~ Elentari II __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-05-2003, 01:31 AM	#27
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Just like Bilbo? Hint hint, nudge nudge - urgh, I hate it when people say that!! ~ Elentari II [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-05-2003, 02:53 AM	#28
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Hey all, How about this for a leggybopper assault. Tell him that he was captured in the path of the death and return's baldheaded and with one hand missing. Face mutenated ofcaurse. That will shut them up forever. Just show them a picture of a scene out of "I still know what you did last summer". Just make sshure you delete the hook. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Greetings, Anuion ________ MARIJUANA STRAINS Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 03:08 AM.

02-05-2003, 04:51 PM	#29
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	YES! That is an awesome punishment. Ahem Ahem LET THE LEGGYBOPPER'S PUNISHMENT BEGIN!!! Eleventy-first? Really? Cool! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-06-2003, 01:37 AM	#30
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Goody!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-06-2003, 02:49 AM	#31
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Maybe we should start a tread on Novices and Newcomers, We call it: All Orlando lovers here!! Then we tell the horryfying news. Ofcaurse, we must let BW in on this plan. Else he would delete it. So what do you say? Should I PM BW? Greetings, Anuion ________ Gs series Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 03:09 AM.

02-06-2003, 07:42 AM	#32
nevlhachien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 38	yesssssss yesssss Helkahothion! PM BW so thisss plan can do itssss damage! punish those leggyboppers! let them cry!!! hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] i am evil!!! i cant wait to see what those stupid leggyboppers say to that post if we can do that evil trick here. hahahhahahaha [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] namarie -Nevie __________________ where are we going?

02-06-2003, 10:51 AM	#33
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	OK then, Ill make the PM then. I would be out within the hour. Greetings, Anuion ________ W215 Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 03:09 AM.

02-06-2003, 11:57 AM	#34
Nibinlondwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 25	I like it, yes I do... __________________ Aa' menle nauva calen ar' ta hwesta e'ale' quenle mellomin

02-06-2003, 04:23 PM	#35
Grimbold Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Númenor Posts: 88	What I'd like to do is buy the Narsil recreation sword which you can find in certain specialty stores, and then pull it out the next time someone bugs me. I wouldn't take it any farther of course! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. Like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the west. Behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?

02-06-2003, 06:19 PM	#36
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	An update on the Orly gay/Leggy gay-dead joke: My friend believed EVERY WORD!!! So now every time we say something about it she gets all mad...my other friend Elen (her real name is Ellen, she's the one who might make the music video for those of you that replied to that thread) wrote on the leggybopper's folder: In dreams, Anita, in dreams. Heh heh heh SO EVIL!! and its great to...we did it so subtly....bwa ha ha.. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."