LOTR signs - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

arelendil · 10-20-2002, 01:10 PM

i was at the airport umm yesterday! and let me say i'm glad to be back online i missed you lot! anyway we were going through to check in and there was a hige sign listing all the things you couldn't bring on the plane...
No knifes etc and i was very tempted to add.. No rings of power
.....No swords (reforged or other)
.....No staffs
.....No bows and arrows
on the bottom but my mum was there! there were others but i can't remember them!(all to do with the golden halls chapter thats were i was)
so when i got back i thought it might be nice to hear from you lot on other ways we could change signs
Road signs etc.
i did actually see a road sign put up by someone saying "There and back again" which made me LOL til by parents thought i was mad!
Anyway lets hear from you cause your always better than me!

Diamond18 · 10-20-2002, 01:31 PM

~Beware of the Wargs~
~Do Not Disturb Balrog~
~Do Not Feed the Spiders~
In the Dead Marshes~Warning: Hobbit crossing~

Arwen1858 · 10-20-2002, 05:30 PM

~ No shoplifting. The Great Eye of Sauron is watching. ~

Tigerlily Gamgee · 10-20-2002, 06:55 PM

"Warning... road may be slippery if the Ents are hasty" (OK, kinda dumb).

"Free Palantir Reading, 2nd Floor"

"Wraith Crossing"

"Stop....you fool of a Took!'

"Speed Limit 20 mph when Council is in session"

Well, those are kinda dumb, but my brain is fried!

10-20-2002, 08:16 PM

B.B. Agency warns- "stepping out your door can be a dangerous buisness".

arelendil · 10-21-2002, 02:53 AM

These are all better than mine!
I'm sure i can think of more after all it is my topic!
hmmm....
a)mined the gap (as in mines of moria)
b)how about one way systems for the Nazgul.
c)Sign on the balrog: Warning Fire hazard
d)petrol stations for ringwraith, instead of a little pump on the roadsign you could have a little black horse!
e) no frolicing on the grass
f) on the gates of lothlorien:
No sales persons
No balrog
And NO Fellowship (caused to much trouble last time)
okay thats enough your turn!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-21-2002, 10:57 AM

Beware of the Balrog...........HAHAHAHAHA!

No Littering, Loitering or Trouble-Making:

OR THE SHIRRIFFS GONNA GET YOOOOOOOU!!!!!

I have no idea why I laughed at that but there you go! I'm a bit discombobulated today. You can probably tell. Cool thread.

Orodoliel · 10-21-2002, 01:30 PM

Sign by the pool outside Moria:

No Swimming
No Diving
No Rock Throwing

Sorry, thats the best I can do right now!
`:-)

Rosseiliantiel · 10-21-2002, 03:17 PM

Also outside Moria (following the signs on above post):
And absolutely NO being eaten by the Watcher!

arelendil · 10-22-2002, 11:45 AM

Ah i've got another one:
On a battle field: Warning arrows crossing
Okay that's sooo bad!!
Nai Vardo eleni ilye inna re siluvar!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-22-2002, 11:56 AM

Ladies and Gentleman Welcome To Moria. Please wipe your feet and please do not feed the Balrog.

bragolheledion · 10-25-2002, 06:10 AM

on a tree near rauros: *FOTR campsite, please no marruading orcs after 10*written in red ink that looks like pippens hand writing at bottom *and no nancy elves.... that means you legolas*

Nevfeniel · 10-25-2002, 06:01 PM

And underneath the sign from bragolheledion's above post, there is another sign saying, "No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk."
I can just imagine it. . .

Evisse the Blue · 10-25-2002, 06:11 PM

"Stop....you fool of a Took!'
LOL! I swear, they should put this where I live. Lots of vehicle owning Fools of Tooks here that don't stop for 'hobbit crossings'.
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Lindolirian · 10-25-2002, 07:10 PM

Watch for falling Balrogs...winged or otherwise.

hobbitlass · 10-26-2002, 04:54 PM

LOST
Ring
color: gold
size: changes
answers to the name of Sauron (alone)
if found DO NOT put on
If you do, and others can't see you,
it's just your imagination.
Please put in river
will find its way back

Telwilyeil Greenleaf · 11-01-2002, 02:56 PM

This is true:

You know how everybody in County elections put signs " Vote for me " anyways...I was in my car when passing by a field of signs I see [ Vote for Bill Boe for School Board ]

If I get a picture I'll post it.

I thought it was kinda funny.

TolkienGurl · 11-01-2002, 03:15 PM

Sign on the Balrog's dressing room:

NO WATER ALLOWED!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Aye, I hear ya. That was pathetic. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] If it was, don't tell me.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-01-2002, 04:38 PM

The fact that you dreamed up a dressing room for The Balrog made it great!

"Welcome to Isengard. Closed for repair."

or at The Grey Havens. "Have a nice day y'all!"

"Tonight on Pay-per-view only! It's the Battle of the Elves! Rivendell take on Lothlorien! $19.95 or contact your local operator!"

TolkienGurl · 11-01-2002, 05:32 PM

Well of course the Balrog had a dressing room! My goodness! *walks off muttering random babble to self*
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Samwise_Gamgee · 11-06-2002, 07:03 PM

Another one on the outside of Moria:
Do NOT disturb skeletons on wells

Or b4 you get to Khazad-Dum, one of those signs that shows the road narrowing

I'm sure I can think of more later..better ones that is [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Aiya · 11-07-2002, 12:31 AM

You know those signs which warn visitors about guard dogs? Eg "Beware of the Dog." or "We have a Guard Dog."

I -have- to get one made which says something like "Beware of the Cave-Troll." or "Warning: Balrog." Heehee I think my favourite would be, simply, "We have a Cave-Troll."

You'll certainly know when you get to my house. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Samwise_Gamgee · 11-07-2002, 12:13 PM

Some Fellowship signs:

Beware of Dwarf stench

Beware of pretty Elf (for he will make you jealous)

Beware of Halfling's fryin pan

Beware of oderly men

Beware of a Took-Fool

Beware of Wizard's 'Pointy hat trick'

Beware of Halfling with sharp objects

Beware of vanishing Halfling

That's all for now, I can't think of one for Merry...

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-11-2003, 02:18 AM

In Mordor:
No changerooms. The eye is watching.

Do not pet giant spider.

Beware of Gollum: Attracted to fingers.(he bit off Frodo's finger right? i dunno)

In Rivendell:
Beware of beautiful Elves: May cause low self-esteem.(sorry for whoever had that idea, i just tweaked it a bit)

thats all!

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-11-2003, 02:19 AM

In Mordor:
No changerooms. The eye is watching.

Do not pet giant spider.

Beware of Gollum: Attracted to fingers.(he bit off Frodo's finger right? i dunno)

In Rivendell:
Beware of beautiful Elves: May cause low self-esteem.(sorry for whoever had that idea, i just tweaked it a bit)

thats all!
Good night, im going to bed. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-11-2003, 03:55 AM

In Moria:

One Way
No exit for Wizards
Beware, cliffs crumbling

In Lothlorien:

(on mirror) look at your own risk

In Rohan:

Beware, betrayal iminant (is that a word?)

I'll put some more on latter!

Pennthangeil · 01-31-2003, 06:25 PM

In Moria (Keep our caves clean-Recycle)

*Hobbit Crossing*

Kahza Dum "Please Stow your Wizards in their full upright position)

I got nothin

Shy Hobbit · 01-31-2003, 06:51 PM

on the back of Gandalf: "KICK ME"

on the back of Aragorn: "KICK ME"

on the back of Legolas : "KICK ME"

on the back of Boromir :"KICK ME"

on the back of Sam: "KICK FRODO"

on the back of Gimli: "KICK ME"

on the back of Frodo: "KICK ME (if you can see me)"

on the back of Merry: "KICK ME (Ha! And this was HIS idea!)"

notice the one member who does not have sign [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ January 31, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-31-2003, 06:58 PM

HAHA!! and BTW, no idea why my post went up twice....Most unusual...

No, on Pippins back: FEED ME

Blue Elf · 01-31-2003, 07:51 PM

HAHAHHA

Galadriel's Mirror:
25 cents, one fortune

For Gollum and Sam when they are catching Rabbits...
Beware Killer Rabbits. Arm yourself. Buy the Holy Hand grenade.
(I have to stop watching that movie!!)

Mt. Doom Ahead. Please keep all fingers and Rings inside of the car.

Those weren't at all funny, but I tried...

Gorwingel · 02-01-2003, 01:26 AM

Area patrolled by Nazgul

The big eye is watching

Welcome to Mordor: This area is patrolled by a neighborhood watch group, a giant flaming eye.

polices · 05-18-2003, 07:25 PM

A balrogs bumper sticker: Have a hot time

its not very good is it... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-18-2003, 07:35 PM

I got this idea before I read a similar one, so I'm not copying anybody...

Next to the entrance to Moria: Do not feed the animals. They have been provided for and you may upset their stomachs.

~Menelien

Meela · 05-19-2003, 08:22 AM

Paths Of The Dead:

"Please remain silent during siesta."

Or:

"Please keep to the designated path."

(That could also be posted at the Dead Marshes)

the guy who be short · 05-20-2003, 10:53 AM

hehe! i love this!

Meela · 05-20-2003, 12:26 PM

*dies of laughter*

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 05-21-2003, 08:26 AM

We have a whole page of SIGNS on the site.

polices · 05-22-2003, 07:59 PM

These are very funny !!!!!!!!! *hehe*
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10-20-2002, 01:10 PM	#1
arelendil Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Eryn Lasgalen Posts: 202	LOTR signs i was at the airport umm yesterday! and let me say i'm glad to be back online i missed you lot! anyway we were going through to check in and there was a hige sign listing all the things you couldn't bring on the plane... No knifes etc and i was very tempted to add.. No rings of power .....No swords (reforged or other) .....No staffs .....No bows and arrows on the bottom but my mum was there! there were others but i can't remember them!(all to do with the golden halls chapter thats were i was) so when i got back i thought it might be nice to hear from you lot on other ways we could change signs Road signs etc. i did actually see a road sign put up by someone saying "There and back again" which made me LOL til by parents thought i was mad! Anyway lets hear from you cause your always better than me! __________________ Nai Vardo eleni ilye lumenn' enomentielvo siluvar!

10-20-2002, 01:31 PM	#2
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	~Beware of the Wargs~ ~Do Not Disturb Balrog~ ~Do Not Feed the Spiders~ In the Dead Marshes~Warning: Hobbit crossing~ __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-20-2002, 05:30 PM	#3
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	~ No shoplifting. The Great Eye of Sauron is watching. ~ __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-20-2002, 06:55 PM	#4
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	"Warning... road may be slippery if the Ents are hasty" (OK, kinda dumb). "Free Palantir Reading, 2nd Floor" "Wraith Crossing" "Stop....you fool of a Took!' "Speed Limit 20 mph when Council is in session" Well, those are kinda dumb, but my brain is fried! __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

10-21-2002, 02:53 AM	#6
arelendil Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Eryn Lasgalen Posts: 202	These are all better than mine! I'm sure i can think of more after all it is my topic! hmmm.... a)mined the gap (as in mines of moria) b)how about one way systems for the Nazgul. c)Sign on the balrog: Warning Fire hazard d)petrol stations for ringwraith, instead of a little pump on the roadsign you could have a little black horse! e) no frolicing on the grass f) on the gates of lothlorien: No sales persons No balrog And NO Fellowship (caused to much trouble last time) okay thats enough your turn!! __________________ Nai Vardo eleni ilye lumenn' enomentielvo siluvar!

10-20-2002, 08:16 PM	#5
Itch Guest Posts: n/a	B.B. Agency warns- "stepping out your door can be a dangerous buisness".

10-21-2002, 10:57 AM	#7
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Beware of the Balrog...........HAHAHAHAHA! No Littering, Loitering or Trouble-Making: OR THE SHIRRIFFS GONNA GET YOOOOOOOU!!!!! I have no idea why I laughed at that but there you go! I'm a bit discombobulated today. You can probably tell. Cool thread. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-21-2002, 01:30 PM	#8
Orodoliel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 61	Sign by the pool outside Moria: No Swimming No Diving No Rock Throwing Sorry, thats the best I can do right now! `:-) __________________ "Well, I'm back."

10-21-2002, 03:17 PM	#9
Rosseiliantiel Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Hopelessly lost Posts: 174	Also outside Moria (following the signs on above post): And absolutely NO being eaten by the Watcher! __________________ Whatever floats your oyster.

10-22-2002, 11:45 AM	#10
arelendil Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Eryn Lasgalen Posts: 202	Ah i've got another one: On a battle field: Warning arrows crossing Okay that's sooo bad!! Nai Vardo eleni ilye inna re siluvar! __________________ Nai Vardo eleni ilye lumenn' enomentielvo siluvar!

10-22-2002, 11:56 AM	#11
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Ladies and Gentleman Welcome To Moria. Please wipe your feet and please do not feed the Balrog. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-25-2002, 06:10 AM	#12
bragolheledion Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 18	on a tree near rauros: FOTR campsite, please no marruading orcs after 10written in red ink that looks like pippens hand writing at bottom and no nancy elves.... that means you legolas __________________ If you stop to sniff the roses... eventually you'll inhale a bee!

10-25-2002, 06:01 PM	#13
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	And underneath the sign from bragolheledion's above post, there is another sign saying, "No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk." I can just imagine it. . . __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-25-2002, 06:11 PM	#14
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	"Stop....you fool of a Took!' LOL! I swear, they should put this where I live. Lots of vehicle owning Fools of Tooks here that don't stop for 'hobbit crossings'. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

10-25-2002, 07:10 PM	#15
Lindolirian World's Tallest Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Where the view is long Posts: 2,117	Watch for falling Balrogs...winged or otherwise. __________________ 'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end."

10-26-2002, 04:54 PM	#16
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	LOST Ring color: gold size: changes answers to the name of Sauron (alone) if found DO NOT put on If you do, and others can't see you, it's just your imagination. Please put in river will find its way back __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

11-01-2002, 02:56 PM	#17
Telwilyeil Greenleaf Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 15	This is true: You know how everybody in County elections put signs " Vote for me " anyways...I was in my car when passing by a field of signs I see [ Vote for Bill Boe for School Board ] If I get a picture I'll post it. I thought it was kinda funny. __________________ ~* Telwilyaiel*~

11-01-2002, 03:15 PM	#18
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	Sign on the Balrog's dressing room: NO WATER ALLOWED! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Aye, I hear ya. That was pathetic. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] If it was, don't tell me. __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

11-01-2002, 04:38 PM	#19
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The fact that you dreamed up a dressing room for The Balrog made it great! "Welcome to Isengard. Closed for repair." or at The Grey Havens. "Have a nice day y'all!" "Tonight on Pay-per-view only! It's the Battle of the Elves! Rivendell take on Lothlorien! $19.95 or contact your local operator!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-01-2002, 05:32 PM	#20
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	Well of course the Balrog had a dressing room! My goodness! walks off muttering random babble to self [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

11-06-2002, 07:03 PM	#21
Samwise_Gamgee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 68	Another one on the outside of Moria: Do NOT disturb skeletons on wells Or b4 you get to Khazad-Dum, one of those signs that shows the road narrowing I'm sure I can think of more later..better ones that is [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ "Your bodygaurd?" "His Gardner"

11-07-2002, 12:31 AM	#22
Aiya Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 22	You know those signs which warn visitors about guard dogs? Eg "Beware of the Dog." or "We have a Guard Dog." I -have- to get one made which says something like "Beware of the Cave-Troll." or "Warning: Balrog." Heehee I think my favourite would be, simply, "We have a Cave-Troll." You'll certainly know when you get to my house. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "I was there the day Isildur took the ring - I was there when the strength of men failed."

11-07-2002, 12:13 PM	#23
Samwise_Gamgee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 68	Some Fellowship signs: Beware of Dwarf stench Beware of pretty Elf (for he will make you jealous) Beware of Halfling's fryin pan Beware of oderly men Beware of a Took-Fool Beware of Wizard's 'Pointy hat trick' Beware of Halfling with sharp objects Beware of vanishing Halfling That's all for now, I can't think of one for Merry... __________________ "Your bodygaurd?" "His Gardner"

01-11-2003, 02:18 AM	#24
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	In Mordor: No changerooms. The eye is watching. Do not pet giant spider. Beware of Gollum: Attracted to fingers.(he bit off Frodo's finger right? i dunno) In Rivendell: Beware of beautiful Elves: May cause low self-esteem.(sorry for whoever had that idea, i just tweaked it a bit) thats all! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-11-2003, 02:19 AM	#25
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	In Mordor: No changerooms. The eye is watching. Do not pet giant spider. Beware of Gollum: Attracted to fingers.(he bit off Frodo's finger right? i dunno) In Rivendell: Beware of beautiful Elves: May cause low self-esteem.(sorry for whoever had that idea, i just tweaked it a bit) thats all! Good night, im going to bed. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-11-2003, 03:55 AM	#26
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	In Moria: One Way No exit for Wizards Beware, cliffs crumbling In Lothlorien: (on mirror) look at your own risk In Rohan: Beware, betrayal iminant (is that a word?) I'll put some more on latter! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-31-2003, 06:25 PM	#27
Pennthangeil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: .....WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW....STALKERS! Posts: 61	In Moria (Keep our caves clean-Recycle) Hobbit Crossing Kahza Dum "Please Stow your Wizards in their full upright position) I got nothin __________________ ..You thought you were rid of me diddnt you?...diddnt you?!?!?

01-31-2003, 06:51 PM	#28
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	on the back of Gandalf: "KICK ME" on the back of Aragorn: "KICK ME" on the back of Legolas : "KICK ME" on the back of Boromir :"KICK ME" on the back of Sam: "KICK FRODO" on the back of Gimli: "KICK ME" on the back of Frodo: "KICK ME (if you can see me)" on the back of Merry: "KICK ME (Ha! And this was HIS idea!)" notice the one member who does not have sign [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ January 31, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

01-31-2003, 06:58 PM	#29
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	HAHA!! and BTW, no idea why my post went up twice....Most unusual... No, on Pippins back: FEED ME __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-31-2003, 07:51 PM	#30
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	HAHAHHA Galadriel's Mirror: 25 cents, one fortune For Gollum and Sam when they are catching Rabbits... Beware Killer Rabbits. Arm yourself. Buy the Holy Hand grenade. (I have to stop watching that movie!!) Mt. Doom Ahead. Please keep all fingers and Rings inside of the car. Those weren't at all funny, but I tried... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

02-01-2003, 01:26 AM	#31
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Area patrolled by Nazgul The big eye is watching Welcome to Mordor: This area is patrolled by a neighborhood watch group, a giant flaming eye. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

05-18-2003, 07:25 PM	#32
polices Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2003 Location: a little place called "Stuck in a pot" Posts: 48	A balrogs bumper sticker: Have a hot time its not very good is it... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] __________________ "The time of the elfs has ended."Elrond "It is also the end of the men..."ME! "It is the time of the... SUPER-ROBOTIC-FLYING-GENETICALLY-MODIFIED-SUPER-DARVES!"

05-18-2003, 07:35 PM	#33
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	I got this idea before I read a similar one, so I'm not copying anybody... Next to the entrance to Moria: Do not feed the animals. They have been provided for and you may upset their stomachs. ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-19-2003, 08:22 AM	#34
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Paths Of The Dead: "Please remain silent during siesta." Or: "Please keep to the designated path." (That could also be posted at the Dead Marshes) __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-20-2003, 10:53 AM	#35
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	hehe! i love this!