Smoking is a bad hobbit. - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Rose Cotton · 05-20-2003, 06:09 PM

Almost every major race in Middle Earth enjoys laying back on a quite afternoon to have a good smoke. EXEPT the elves.
1) Why wouldn't they smoke
2) What if they did smoke?
3) Would they use pipes, cigarets, or cigars?

Lindril Arvilya · 05-20-2003, 08:31 PM

Your title (offtopic) reminded me of something I saw on Trading Spaces.

Frank: Would you pass me that trowel?
Ty: What, the thing that lives under the bridge?
Frank: Yes, and a hobbit is a hard thing to break.

Tinuviel of Denton · 05-20-2003, 09:29 PM

They don't smoke because they must stay beautiful and everyone knows that smoking causes premature aging.

If they did smoke, they would use those stick things, the ones that hold a cigarette and are about eight inches long.

Everdawn · 05-21-2003, 01:35 AM

Quite simply my friend, the smell of somke lingers in your clothes... not good for an elf to smell of tobacco.

Meela · 05-21-2003, 03:45 AM

I think Haldir secretly smokes with Celeborn. He seems like the sluttish, rule-breaking sort. And yeh, those long cigarette holders. So classy! Perfect for an elf.

(Ok... have images in my head of Haldir wearing an off-the-shoulder dress and one of those 20's feather hats... Think of Velma in Chicago, if you've seen it.)

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-21-2003, 05:27 AM

*Shudders* I just did imagine it and I regret that (and I also admit, burst out laughing).

I think Galadriel secretly smokes as well. After she's had a real hard day of secretly reading others minds and bent over a mirror, (and when Celeborn is being a pain in the a**e) of course she would have stress and tension! So to unwind she goes to her favourite spot in the woods and lights up, accidently bumping into Haldir along the way.

Morai · 05-21-2003, 04:37 PM

I have this strange image of Elrond smoking a cigar, in secret. One of the unknown reasons Arwen left him and married Aragorn is that she couldn't stand the stench.

Another hidden "fact":
The beauty of the elves didn't "fade", the forrests burned down because of the cigarettes being left on the ground.

Tinuviel of Denton · 05-21-2003, 08:30 PM

Arwen was Elrond's daughter. I do not like the picture your phrasing put into my head.

Elrond, cigar? Definately.

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]

Niluial · 05-21-2003, 09:17 PM

That’s hard to imagine.. a elf smoke!!!?? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] that makes me laugh!

Everdawn · 05-22-2003, 02:18 AM

*grins* Think of Velma?.... just look at my avatar! I am Velma in spirit!! I belong in the 1920's! ahhh! if only Ii had a time machine!... And you are right Meela, the long cigarette holders...very classy.

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-22-2003, 05:50 AM

Bwahaha I just had this image of Aragorn chomping on a fat cigar, conspiring with a band of seedy-looking orcs.
He points to a picture of Boromir and says "Take this one down boys, kapeesh?"
Mafia Aragorgn: A side you've never seen. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Thorin Oakenshield · 05-22-2003, 06:13 AM

mabey a pipe for an elve, but a cigar sounds to funny

Elderon lights his cigar.
" ok we'll do this the hard way...."

Tinuviel of Denton · 05-22-2003, 06:53 PM

Mafia Aragorn? That's very scary. Must hide.

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-22-2003, 07:28 PM

Quote:

They don't smoke because they must stay beautiful and everyone knows that smoking causes premature aging.

And what about the yellow teeth, nicotine-stained fingers and wrinkles? No, I don't see Elves smoking, even if they were the only race resistant to disease ... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

polices · 05-22-2003, 07:48 PM

I don't see elves smoking ethier, yet... Think of how ackward it would be to have Elrond leave the secret council meating for a smoke? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 05-23-2003, 02:41 AM

Mafia Aragorn... i can relate, coz i just saw a mafia movie last night... oh my god..lol.

I can see something like this in the council of Elrond..

Boromir (mafia voice) :Who do you think you are pal?
Aragorn (mafia vioce): Aragorn, son of Arathorn, leader of the Dunadain gang of the north.
Legolas ( mafia vioce): You want me to wack this wise guy boss?
Aragorn(mafia voice): Why not, tonight he can sleep with the fishes.

05-20-2003, 06:09 PM	#1
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	Smoking is a bad hobbit. Almost every major race in Middle Earth enjoys laying back on a quite afternoon to have a good smoke. EXEPT the elves. 1) Why wouldn't they smoke 2) What if they did smoke? 3) Would they use pipes, cigarets, or cigars? __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

05-20-2003, 08:31 PM	#2
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Your title (offtopic) reminded me of something I saw on Trading Spaces. Frank: Would you pass me that trowel? Ty: What, the thing that lives under the bridge? Frank: Yes, and a hobbit is a hard thing to break. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

05-21-2003, 01:35 AM	#4
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Quite simply my friend, the smell of somke lingers in your clothes... not good for an elf to smell of tobacco. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-21-2003, 03:45 AM	#5
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	I think Haldir secretly smokes with Celeborn. He seems like the sluttish, rule-breaking sort. And yeh, those long cigarette holders. So classy! Perfect for an elf. (Ok... have images in my head of Haldir wearing an off-the-shoulder dress and one of those 20's feather hats... Think of Velma in Chicago, if you've seen it.) __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-21-2003, 05:27 AM	#6
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Shudders I just did imagine it and I regret that (and I also admit, burst out laughing). I think Galadriel secretly smokes as well. After she's had a real hard day of secretly reading others minds and bent over a mirror, (and when Celeborn is being a pain in the a**e) of course she would have stress and tension! So to unwind she goes to her favourite spot in the woods and lights up, accidently bumping into Haldir along the way. __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

05-20-2003, 09:29 PM	#3
Tinuviel of Denton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Amid the hills and dales of the Shire... or not. Posts: 579	They don't smoke because they must stay beautiful and everyone knows that smoking causes premature aging. If they did smoke, they would use those stick things, the ones that hold a cigarette and are about eight inches long.

05-21-2003, 04:37 PM	#7
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	I have this strange image of Elrond smoking a cigar, in secret. One of the unknown reasons Arwen left him and married Aragorn is that she couldn't stand the stench. Another hidden "fact": The beauty of the elves didn't "fade", the forrests burned down because of the cigarettes being left on the ground. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

05-21-2003, 08:30 PM	#8
Tinuviel of Denton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Amid the hills and dales of the Shire... or not. Posts: 579	Arwen was Elrond's daughter. I do not like the picture your phrasing put into my head. Elrond, cigar? Definately. [ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]

05-21-2003, 09:17 PM	#9
Niluial Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the darkness of white Posts: 601	That’s hard to imagine.. a elf smoke!!!?? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] that makes me laugh! __________________ Life is not about how many breaths you take but about how many times it leaves you breathless. My rants, moans and groans in other words my Blog My Magical Site

05-22-2003, 02:18 AM	#10
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	grins Think of Velma?.... just look at my avatar! I am Velma in spirit!! I belong in the 1920's! ahhh! if only Ii had a time machine!... And you are right Meela, the long cigarette holders...very classy. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-22-2003, 05:50 AM	#11
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Bwahaha I just had this image of Aragorn chomping on a fat cigar, conspiring with a band of seedy-looking orcs. He points to a picture of Boromir and says "Take this one down boys, kapeesh?" Mafia Aragorgn: A side you've never seen. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

05-22-2003, 06:13 AM	#12
Thorin Oakenshield Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2003 Location: Frisco TX Posts: 43	mabey a pipe for an elve, but a cigar sounds to funny Elderon lights his cigar. " ok we'll do this the hard way...." __________________ If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

05-22-2003, 06:53 PM	#13
Tinuviel of Denton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Amid the hills and dales of the Shire... or not. Posts: 579	Mafia Aragorn? That's very scary. Must hide.

05-22-2003, 07:48 PM	#15
polices Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2003 Location: a little place called "Stuck in a pot" Posts: 48	I don't see elves smoking ethier, yet... Think of how ackward it would be to have Elrond leave the secret council meating for a smoke? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] __________________ "The time of the elfs has ended."Elrond "It is also the end of the men..."ME! "It is the time of the... SUPER-ROBOTIC-FLYING-GENETICALLY-MODIFIED-SUPER-DARVES!"

05-23-2003, 02:41 AM	#16
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Mafia Aragorn... i can relate, coz i just saw a mafia movie last night... oh my god..lol. I can see something like this in the council of Elrond.. Boromir (mafia voice) :Who do you think you are pal? Aragorn (mafia vioce): Aragorn, son of Arathorn, leader of the Dunadain gang of the north. Legolas ( mafia vioce): You want me to wack this wise guy boss? Aragorn(mafia voice): Why not, tonight he can sleep with the fishes. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

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