If a dwarf came to your door, what would be the first three things you would do? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lord Tohlos · 08-08-2002, 09:45 PM

For me, it would be: (1): See if they really dont like to get thrown. (2) Let them in, and ask them to apraise some jewlery. (3) I would ask them to show me one of their mines.

[ August 08, 2002: Message edited by: Lord Tohlos ]

Lady_Báin · 08-09-2002, 08:11 AM

I would 1. ask them to show me how their art is performed and for them to teach me 2. ask them to make me something completely origional 3. and then ask them to marry me (if it was a male dwarf [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])

orlandoandsaran · 08-09-2002, 09:40 AM

Hmm.....
I would:
1: Ask them to put their hand print on some cement coz it's not everyday you get to see a drawf!

2: Show me to their mines and try to get some mithril or treasure from them...if they're really nice..

3: Ask them to make all sorts of garments like rings, necklaces, or clothes.

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 08-09-2002, 11:08 AM

Say 'Hello Brother Dwarf!'

The Green Ringwraith · 08-09-2002, 11:45 AM

1. Take pictures
2. Gather all my LOTR friends.
3. Get a coat of mithril.
4. Bring him to school and scare the living shizat out of my teachers.

gollum*elf*pup · 08-09-2002, 12:27 PM

bring him inside and feed him toasted hobbit feet. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] and oh, i dunno, take pictures.

randycarrot · 08-09-2002, 12:28 PM

1: stare
2: give him some cheese
3: ask him if im his daughter (i am short...ish)

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

The Silver-shod Muse · 08-09-2002, 04:07 PM

1. Laugh hysterically

2. Slam the door

Marileangorifurnimaluim · 08-09-2002, 08:19 PM

I'm afraid I don't really manage these sorts of things very well.

I would probably just stand there blinking.

Dwarves being taciturn, he would likely just stare back.

We would stare at eachother for a while.

Then he finally give up and walk off. I'd go back to my cornflakes, not knowing what else to do. And that would be that.

I would tell my friends at the office later that day "there was a dwarf at my door this morning." "Wow! What did you do?"

Uh.

Ithaeliel · 08-09-2002, 09:10 PM

I would

1) Stand with my jaw dropped and try to figure out if I'm seeing things.
2)Politely invite him in.
3) Take a picture. It'll last longer.

Samwise · 08-09-2002, 09:24 PM

Hm.
1) Pick my lower jaw up of the floor.

2)Once I had collected myself, ask if he knew
Gimli (the original).

3)If he did, ask if he'd heard from Gimli
and, in turn, if Gimli had heard from Frodo
or Sam!

Quote:

"There was a lot more," said Sam, "all about Mordor. I didn't learn that part, it gave me the shivers. "

08-09-2002, 10:46 PM

1. I would invite the dwarf in and have him tell me stories about adventures he's been in.
2. Have him make me something.
3. Take pictures
4. compare his height with my mom, who is pretty short

Lostgaeriel · 08-10-2002, 12:28 AM

Well, first of all, I should hope I would remember my manners...When the dwarf bows and says '- at your service!', I would bow and reply 'Lostgaeriel at yours and your family's!' (Bilbo is such a good role-model for etiquette.)

Then I should offer refreshments: tea, coffee, beer, ale, red wine, seed-cake, buttered scones, raspberry jam and apple-tart, mince-pies and cheese, pork-pie and salad, eggs, cold chicken and pickles,...(Gee, I get so very hungry when I read The Hobbit and tLotR.)

Finally, I would try to get myself invited to go on a treasure hunt/burglary/adventure with this dwarf. (Bound to get a nice piece of jewellery out of that.)

Feanor · 08-10-2002, 01:07 AM

hey! that's a hard one! ummm...first, i'll ask them to build me a new place under a hill since they're good at that, right?

second, i'll ask them to teach me their crafts especially in making axes.

third, of course, i'll make them my slaves. hahahaha! just kidding

HerenIstarion · 08-10-2002, 01:17 AM

1. Ask what does he want
2. Ask the reason why he applies to me in this desire
3. Depending on the conclusions driven out of first two actions, let him in or shut the door

Tarthang · 08-10-2002, 04:55 AM

1. Place myself at his service
2. Offer him a weizen
3. Let my wife know one of her long lost cousins had arrived for a visit (she's a little on the short side)

Shadow of Udûn · 08-10-2002, 05:06 AM

1. Ask him if he's related to Tom Cruise.
2. Tie him up and use him as a hat stand.
3. Tease him with an electric shaver.

Lady_Báin · 08-10-2002, 11:57 AM

whats a weizen?

Halbereth Diagona · 08-10-2002, 11:57 AM

Screw my face up, plug my nose and slam the door.

Lady_Báin · 08-10-2002, 11:58 AM

whats a weizen?

Ithaeliel · 08-10-2002, 09:00 PM

I would assume he means a raisin, though what do I know? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

08-10-2002, 10:16 PM

I would:

1) Open the door, look around(not seeing the dwarf) and, slam the door cussing loudly.(in thus they pound on the door again)

2) Open the door(notice them this time), tell them I'm not interested in purchasing new carpet, carpet cleaner, brushes, make-up, religion, brass cleaner, silver cleaner, GOLD cleaner(at this they would perk up) or new travel luggage equipment.(I would think they would then push their way into my hole and search for their gold, but find very little...)

3)Seeing that they meant no harm, I would give all of the visiting dwrfs to my friend who always ask me to walk on my knees when I'm near her (Due to a height complex she has I guess...)

ElfEarz · 08-10-2002, 10:56 PM

lets see i would 1)gasp 2)ask him if he was related to bifur 3)make him show me around his mine

Demloth of Dol Amroth · 08-10-2002, 11:03 PM

i'd say wait a minute, haven't i seen a topic like this one somewhere before? hmm, how strange. then i'd call the hobbit who came to my door earlier to see who just dropped in, then we'd all go off and steal a gold horde guarded by a fierce dragon and...wait, i'm getting mixed up again aren't i? eh no matter-i'll come back once i've had a few pepsis to jump start my brain.

Dimaldaeon · 08-11-2002, 06:42 AM

1:Turn around and say to my sister "Look Anne, it's amazing ,there is actually someone shorter then you"
2:Show him how to make findruine if he showed me how to make armour and weapons.
3:Show him the way to the Silvermine Mountains and ask him if he knew where I could find deargór.

08-11-2002, 07:00 AM

1. Blink, smile slowly and ask the dwarf who sent him.
2. Laugh for a bit, and shut the door.
3. After a while, I would peek round to see if the dwarf is still there. If so, I would invite him inside, give him hot tea and watch him splutter through his beard. These things amuse me.

Samwise · 08-11-2002, 09:15 PM

Quote:

findruine...

What? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Quote:

"But I'm beginning to think it's time we got sight of that Fiery Mountain, and saw the end of the Road, so to speak. I thought at first this here Redhorn, or whatever its name is, might be it, till Gimli spoke his peice. "
~Sam Gamgee

NazgulNumberTen · 08-11-2002, 09:20 PM

if a dwarf came to my door?
i'd hit 'em with a frying pan and shave his beared when he is knocked out. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Ringwraith Number Two · 08-12-2002, 09:52 AM

What would I do? Well, I'd take a good long look at the intricate patterns the braids weave in the dwarf's beard, laugh, and slam the door for no reason at all [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

suicidal elf chick · 08-12-2002, 02:18 PM

1: I'd hit him on the head with the biggest frying pan I've got.
2: Steal all his stuff
3: Cut of his beard
4: Send him out the door and in front of my neighbor's door.

Nevfeniel · 08-12-2002, 06:09 PM

Why are people being so mean to the dwarves? Anyhoo, I would
1)stare for a few seconds, dumbfounded
2)ask if he wants to come in
3)show him to the pantry

Aranel · 08-14-2002, 11:30 AM

First off,suicidal elf chick really DOES sound suicidal in that post! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Judging from the Hobbit,I'd:
1 look for more dwarves
2 since they tend to let themselves in and help themselves too,I'd just make sure I had plenty of seed cakes on hand and let him get to the point on his own time.Because I can't see that a dwarf would visit me without a purpose.
3Be as friendly as possible and hope he didn't want me to help with any dragons.

Aroaraniel · 08-14-2002, 11:56 AM

I'd probably do the similar to Samwise's...

Ask him if he knew Gimli, and if he had heard from Frodo, Merry, or Pippin...heehee

08-14-2002, 01:59 PM

This is my very first post here. But I know how I would treat a dwarf.

I would invite him in, after staring at him for a while.

Then I would feed him and ask him how I could help him.

But most importantly, I would ask if I could come with him and learn all he could teach me of his craft. No doubt that whatever he could offer would be far more interesting than the normal life I presently lead! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

08-15-2002, 09:14 AM

Tell him that it was an honour to me and my family to serve him and lead him in
Bring him a lot of cakes, tea and all this stuff
Put a harp in front of him and ask him to play some of his people`s songs

suicidal elf chick · 08-16-2002, 05:32 AM

*grins stupidly* Why thank you, Aranel!

Thinhyandoiel · 08-17-2002, 03:50 AM

A dwarf walks up to MY door? How odd...but my expected reaction would be to firstly peek through the peephole. Upon seeing no one I would then proceed to the nearest window and take a peek outside. (A suspicious folk, my family. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) After seeing that there is a person at the door, I would open it, ask him what he wants, and then see how I could help him. If I have the time, I'd take a picture and, being the courteous person that I am, give him directions to all five liqour stores in my neighbourhood and tell him to bring some hobbits and elves with him next time. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

08-17-2002, 09:28 AM

1)I would ask them questions of their presence and why are they at my house.
2)I would invite them in, make them feel welcome if I am satisfied with their answers.
3)Ask them to take me on a journey of Middle - Earth.

Guildo · 08-17-2002, 06:27 PM

1. start singing "chip the glasses crack the plates thats what Bilbo Baggins hates.

2. Feed him.

3. ask him Directions to Bag End.

Davin · 08-17-2002, 11:02 PM

1. I'd laugh thinking it was a joke
2. Then when I realized that it was real....I would probably mess myself (uuuugh)
3. I'd apologize for not inviting them in right away....and I'd ask them where I can get a beard like theirs....

08-08-2002, 09:45 PM	#1
Lord Tohlos Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The far North Posts: 21	If a dwarf came to your door, what would be the first three things you would do? For me, it would be: (1): See if they really dont like to get thrown. (2) Let them in, and ask them to apraise some jewlery. (3) I would ask them to show me one of their mines. [ August 08, 2002: Message edited by: Lord Tohlos ] __________________ Lord Gloth'lier, owner of the mines in the North, and carries the axe that has been passed down through the family. Is a Dwarf. "Elves? Pah! I would rather fight with an army of Orcs then fight with Elves!"

08-09-2002, 08:11 AM	#2
Lady_Báin Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Peterborough, England Posts: 250	I would 1. ask them to show me how their art is performed and for them to teach me 2. ask them to make me something completely origional 3. and then ask them to marry me (if it was a male dwarf [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]) __________________ pæling.

08-09-2002, 09:40 AM	#3
orlandoandsaran Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Greenwood Home Posts: 91	Hmm..... I would: 1: Ask them to put their hand print on some cement coz it's not everyday you get to see a drawf! 2: Show me to their mines and try to get some mithril or treasure from them...if they're really nice.. 3: Ask them to make all sorts of garments like rings, necklaces, or clothes. __________________ Vor\|otwen Bloom spouse of Orlando Bloom.

08-09-2002, 11:08 AM	#4
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Say 'Hello Brother Dwarf!' __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

08-09-2002, 11:45 AM	#5
The Green Ringwraith Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On the edge of the world I'll roam and the home of the wolf will be my home. Posts: 77	1. Take pictures 2. Gather all my LOTR friends. 3. Get a coat of mithril. 4. Bring him to school and scare the living shizat out of my teachers. __________________ -What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy."

08-09-2002, 12:27 PM	#6
gollumelfpup Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: big...scary...castle... Posts: 277	bring him inside and feed him toasted hobbit feet. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] and oh, i dunno, take pictures. __________________ ~elfpup~ PI's evil family dog!!! I have found the chicken who is not a chicken!

08-09-2002, 12:28 PM	#7
randycarrot Pile O'Bones Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: dancing carrot land!! Posts: 12	1: stare 2: give him some cheese 3: ask him if im his daughter (i am short...ish) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.bigfire.com/pictures/Ahmy...amg_ld4-i2.jpg

08-09-2002, 04:07 PM	#8
The Silver-shod Muse Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The shoulder of a poet, TX Posts: 388	1. Laugh hysterically 2. Slam the door __________________ "'You," he said, "tell her all. What good came to you? Do you rejoice that Maleldil became a man? Tell her of your joys, and of what profit you had when you made Maleldil and death acquainted.'" -Perelandra, by C.S. Lewis

08-09-2002, 08:19 PM	#9
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	I'm afraid I don't really manage these sorts of things very well. I would probably just stand there blinking. Dwarves being taciturn, he would likely just stare back. We would stare at eachother for a while. Then he finally give up and walk off. I'd go back to my cornflakes, not knowing what else to do. And that would be that. I would tell my friends at the office later that day "there was a dwarf at my door this morning." "Wow! What did you do?" Uh. __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?

08-09-2002, 09:10 PM	#10
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	I would 1) Stand with my jaw dropped and try to figure out if I'm seeing things. 2)Politely invite him in. 3) Take a picture. It'll last longer. __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

08-09-2002, 10:46 PM	#12
Ladriel Guest Posts: n/a	1. I would invite the dwarf in and have him tell me stories about adventures he's been in. 2. Have him make me something. 3. Take pictures 4. compare his height with my mom, who is pretty short

08-10-2002, 12:28 AM	#13
Lostgaeriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto the Good Posts: 477	Well, first of all, I should hope I would remember my manners...When the dwarf bows and says '- at your service!', I would bow and reply 'Lostgaeriel at yours and your family's!' (Bilbo is such a good role-model for etiquette.) Then I should offer refreshments: tea, coffee, beer, ale, red wine, seed-cake, buttered scones, raspberry jam and apple-tart, mince-pies and cheese, pork-pie and salad, eggs, cold chicken and pickles,...(Gee, I get so very hungry when I read The Hobbit and tLotR.) Finally, I would try to get myself invited to go on a treasure hunt/burglary/adventure with this dwarf. (Bound to get a nice piece of jewellery out of that.) __________________ Elen síla lúmenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting.

08-10-2002, 01:07 AM	#14
Feanor Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 24	hey! that's a hard one! ummm...first, i'll ask them to build me a new place under a hill since they're good at that, right? second, i'll ask them to teach me their crafts especially in making axes. third, of course, i'll make them my slaves. hahahaha! just kidding

08-10-2002, 01:17 AM	#15
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	1. Ask what does he want 2. Ask the reason why he applies to me in this desire 3. Depending on the conclusions driven out of first two actions, let him in or shut the door __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

08-10-2002, 04:55 AM	#16
Tarthang Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Paths of the Dead Posts: 108	1. Place myself at his service 2. Offer him a weizen 3. Let my wife know one of her long lost cousins had arrived for a visit (she's a little on the short side)

08-10-2002, 05:06 AM	#17
Shadow of Udûn Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 32	1. Ask him if he's related to Tom Cruise. 2. Tie him up and use him as a hat stand. 3. Tease him with an electric shaver. __________________ What it was could not be seen: it was like a great shadow...

08-10-2002, 11:57 AM	#18
Lady_Báin Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Peterborough, England Posts: 250	whats a weizen? __________________ pæling.

08-10-2002, 11:57 AM	#19
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Screw my face up, plug my nose and slam the door. __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

08-10-2002, 11:58 AM	#20
Lady_Báin Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Peterborough, England Posts: 250	whats a weizen? __________________ pæling.

08-10-2002, 09:00 PM	#21
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	I would assume he means a raisin, though what do I know? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

08-10-2002, 10:16 PM	#22
Valesse Guest Posts: n/a	I would: 1) Open the door, look around(not seeing the dwarf) and, slam the door cussing loudly.(in thus they pound on the door again) 2) Open the door(notice them this time), tell them I'm not interested in purchasing new carpet, carpet cleaner, brushes, make-up, religion, brass cleaner, silver cleaner, GOLD cleaner(at this they would perk up) or new travel luggage equipment.(I would think they would then push their way into my hole and search for their gold, but find very little...) 3)Seeing that they meant no harm, I would give all of the visiting dwrfs to my friend who always ask me to walk on my knees when I'm near her (Due to a height complex she has I guess...)

08-10-2002, 10:56 PM	#23
ElfEarz Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 50	lets see i would 1)gasp 2)ask him if he was related to bifur 3)make him show me around his mine __________________ -ash nazg durbatukuj,ash nazg gimbatul,ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

08-10-2002, 11:03 PM	#24
Demloth of Dol Amroth Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 105	i'd say wait a minute, haven't i seen a topic like this one somewhere before? hmm, how strange. then i'd call the hobbit who came to my door earlier to see who just dropped in, then we'd all go off and steal a gold horde guarded by a fierce dragon and...wait, i'm getting mixed up again aren't i? eh no matter-i'll come back once i've had a few pepsis to jump start my brain. __________________ One by one the Free Lands of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring-but there were some, who resisted...

08-11-2002, 06:42 AM	#25
Dimaldaeon Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ireland & damn proud of it. Posts: 125	1:Turn around and say to my sister "Look Anne, it's amazing ,there is actually someone shorter then you" 2:Show him how to make findruine if he showed me how to make armour and weapons. 3:Show him the way to the Silvermine Mountains and ask him if he knew where I could find deargór. __________________ Dear Saddam, Do not disunderestimate me.Yours G.W.Bush You're not drunk if you can still hold onto a blade of grass to stop yourself from falling off the face of the Earth

08-11-2002, 07:00 AM	#26
ringdaemon Guest Posts: n/a	1. Blink, smile slowly and ask the dwarf who sent him. 2. Laugh for a bit, and shut the door. 3. After a while, I would peek round to see if the dwarf is still there. If so, I would invite him inside, give him hot tea and watch him splutter through his beard. These things amuse me.

08-11-2002, 09:20 PM	#28
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	if a dwarf came to my door? i'd hit 'em with a frying pan and shave his beared when he is knocked out. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

08-12-2002, 09:52 AM	#29
Ringwraith Number Two Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 75	What would I do? Well, I'd take a good long look at the intricate patterns the braids weave in the dwarf's beard, laugh, and slam the door for no reason at all [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

08-12-2002, 02:18 PM	#30
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	1: I'd hit him on the head with the biggest frying pan I've got. 2: Steal all his stuff 3: Cut of his beard 4: Send him out the door and in front of my neighbor's door. __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

08-12-2002, 06:09 PM	#31
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Why are people being so mean to the dwarves? Anyhoo, I would 1)stare for a few seconds, dumbfounded 2)ask if he wants to come in 3)show him to the pantry __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

08-14-2002, 11:30 AM	#32
Aranel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 29	First off,suicidal elf chick really DOES sound suicidal in that post! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Judging from the Hobbit,I'd: 1 look for more dwarves 2 since they tend to let themselves in and help themselves too,I'd just make sure I had plenty of seed cakes on hand and let him get to the point on his own time.Because I can't see that a dwarf would visit me without a purpose. 3Be as friendly as possible and hope he didn't want me to help with any dragons. __________________ All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.

08-14-2002, 11:56 AM	#33
Aroaraniel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Buckland Posts: 158	I'd probably do the similar to Samwise's... Ask him if he knew Gimli, and if he had heard from Frodo, Merry, or Pippin...heehee __________________ Pippin and Merry rule! -- Lissenen ar' maska'lalaith tenna' lye omentuva!

08-14-2002, 01:59 PM	#34
Limlaith Guest Posts: n/a	This is my very first post here. But I know how I would treat a dwarf. I would invite him in, after staring at him for a while. Then I would feed him and ask him how I could help him. But most importantly, I would ask if I could come with him and learn all he could teach me of his craft. No doubt that whatever he could offer would be far more interesting than the normal life I presently lead! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

08-15-2002, 09:14 AM	#35
Lothlória Guest Posts: n/a	Tell him that it was an honour to me and my family to serve him and lead him in Bring him a lot of cakes, tea and all this stuff Put a harp in front of him and ask him to play some of his people`s songs

08-16-2002, 05:32 AM	#36
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	grins stupidly Why thank you, Aranel! __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

08-17-2002, 03:50 AM	#37
Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	A dwarf walks up to MY door? How odd...but my expected reaction would be to firstly peek through the peephole. Upon seeing no one I would then proceed to the nearest window and take a peek outside. (A suspicious folk, my family. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) After seeing that there is a person at the door, I would open it, ask him what he wants, and then see how I could help him. If I have the time, I'd take a picture and, being the courteous person that I am, give him directions to all five liqour stores in my neighbourhood and tell him to bring some hobbits and elves with him next time. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen