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Mithalwen · 01-10-2005, 12:14 PM

while Viggo made sure the camera was getting his best side and practised pouting, Sean laughed because he'd knocked a hole in Orli's boat and he would see the poncy southerner get messed up at last..

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-10-2005, 12:30 PM

Viggo: What Bean doesn’t realise is that he is standing in quick sand... Not so Sharpe now are we?

Maeggaladiel · 01-10-2005, 01:04 PM

Boromir was completely unaware that someone had chopped off his legs. Aragorn, however, knew something was wrong. Wasn't Boromir usually taller than that?

Boromir88 · 01-10-2005, 02:07 PM

Viggo: Sean, who took my strawberry shampoo?

Sean: I think it was Joe.

Viggo: Joe, who's Joe?

Sean: Joe Mamma! ha ha ha ha

Viggo: Oh, Brother.

Sean: Hahahaha, I can't believe you fell for that again!

Viggo: Does anyone care if he dies now?

Meela · 01-10-2005, 03:11 PM

Viggo is still unaware that he sat in a pile of oliphaunt dung on the last set...

Fingolfin II · 01-10-2005, 04:27 PM

Merry switched the cup of wine that Eowyn offered Aragorn with some Ent-draught. Boromir seemed to find it amusing.

Gurthang · 01-10-2005, 06:48 PM

Viggo was not very amused by Sean's 'little' fart, but Sean thought it was pretty funny.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-10-2005, 10:26 PM

Sean Bean finds the idea of changing the last movie to "The Return of Boromir" positively delightful. Viggo's character, of course, would be killed in "Two Towers".

Hama Of The Riddermark · 01-11-2005, 04:45 AM

In the middle of Mordor, Frodo remembered he'd left the gas on...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-11-2005, 10:34 AM

Frodo: THAT'S Mount Doom? I thought it was a theme park ride!

Ainaserkewen · 01-11-2005, 10:36 AM

(He should go back to fix that eh, Hama?)

Rarely does an actor of any lower standing master the unmistakingly famous look of shock as Elijah Wood. That and his screaming really stand out in all his movies, don't you think?

Sam: Crickey! Those peepers actually can get bigger!

The Only Real Estel · 01-11-2005, 10:47 AM

Frodo heard a few words he'd never heard before when he told Bilbo about selling Bag End to the Sackville Baggins.

Formendacil · 01-11-2005, 12:36 PM

Frodo had not realised that Gollum would go THAT far to get the Ring....

Esgallhugwen · 01-11-2005, 03:18 PM

Taken from the EE special features of RoTK.
(But changed up a bit)

Merry: You see Frodo doesn't really have great eye sight so when he was little he'd always have his eyes wide like this *Bugs out eyes*, so naturally his eyes stayed that way over time, but they are gorgeous.

(Ok so thats not exactly how it went but I only watched it once and I was getting food)

Nimrodel_9 · 01-11-2005, 04:22 PM

Frodo walks in on Gimli.
Fro: I did not see that. I did not see that. I did not see that...

Boromir88 · 01-11-2005, 04:32 PM

This really isn't a caption but does anyone else notice that Frodo's left eye is dramatically larger then his right?

Esgallhugwen · 01-11-2005, 04:38 PM

Great observation, but I think his face might be at an angle!

Gil-Galad · 01-11-2005, 07:44 PM

Frodo: Holy Heck! thats what Mordor looks like! its nothing in what the pamphlet Elrond gave me

"So your going through near death to ruin your life and possibly millions of orcs who have nothing else to do but wreak havoc"

Bêthberry · 01-11-2005, 08:02 PM

Frodo: I knew I should have gotten a mullet.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-12-2005, 12:58 AM

Frodo was shocked to see Gandalf the Grey . . . UNCLOAKED!

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-12-2005, 07:36 AM

Frodo: Balrogs have wings?!?!?!

Witch_Queen · 01-12-2005, 10:22 AM

Oh this is gonna be great.

(Frodo looks at Gandalf with astonishment)

Gandalf: Frodo, I am your father.

Sam in background: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rimbaud · 01-12-2005, 10:54 AM

Sheathing Sting too quickly was not a mistake Frodo would repeat in a hurry.

Esgallhugwen · 01-12-2005, 02:08 PM

Frodo: Wow, that Spider is big!

Fingolfin II · 01-12-2005, 06:23 PM

Frodo knew he shouldn't have let Gollum cook fish and chips for him.

Oddwen · 01-12-2005, 07:10 PM

For the Boromir/Aragorn pic:

Boromir: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Mordor", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Gondorian, when *death* is on the line!" Ha ha Hahahahahahaa- *plop*

Gurthang · 01-12-2005, 07:27 PM

Another adverse effect of the Ring: It's bearer's eyes slowly grow, and eventually completely cover him!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-12-2005, 07:50 PM

Frodo sees Galadriel without makeup.

The Only Real Estel · 01-12-2005, 08:19 PM

When Elijah heard of the new plot twist, he was understandably confused & amazed.
"You want me to send Sam away!!??"

Mad Baggins · 01-12-2005, 08:45 PM

I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers...

Catherine · 01-12-2005, 08:57 PM

Elijah*looking in a mirror dressed as Frodo*: What?? This is what I have to look like?!?

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-13-2005, 04:03 AM

WETA supervisor: Commence countdown. 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1. All systems go! We have eye widening. Well done everyone! Initiate eye-rolling sequence. Stand by for leg buckling and ready backside for ground impact.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-13-2005, 08:59 AM

As he looks into the mirror, it suddenly dawns on Frodo that he will never be able to kiss that gorgeous face. The panic spreads over him rapidly.

Maeggaladiel · 01-13-2005, 01:48 PM

After many trials and hardships, as Frodo reaches the fires of Mount Doom, he realizes that he left the Ring in his other pants. The ones Sam was taking to the dry cleaners. In Isengard.

Witch_Queen · 01-13-2005, 02:13 PM

Here we go again?

(Frodo at doctor's office)

Frodo: But Doc. I can't be thats impossible.

Doc.: Frodo it is true. Your pregnant. Congratulations.

Frodo: How is that possible?

Doc.: Well when two people love each other....

Nimrodel_9 · 01-13-2005, 05:02 PM

Eomer, you never cease to amuse me.

What do you mean this isn`t Mordor?!

The Elf-warrior · 01-13-2005, 06:02 PM

Frodo saw a troop of Orcs with red blood on their mouths. When they got closer he saw it was really cherry tomato juice.

Esgallhugwen · 01-13-2005, 06:40 PM

Gandalf: "your about as useless as a poopy flavoured lollipop!"
Frodo: "Wha....wha...." *eyes start widening*
Pippin: "What's a lollipop?"
Frodo: *eyes get even bigger* (if thats possible) Where did you come from?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-13-2005, 11:12 PM

Frodo stumbles upon a Frodo's Fangirls meeting.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-14-2005, 08:20 AM

Frodo never could look tough, so in order to freak out Shelob, he strained to look as manic and weird as possible.

Remember to breathe properly, kids. Otherwise, you'll end up looking like that.

01-10-2005, 12:14 PM	#3681
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	while Viggo made sure the camera was getting his best side and practised pouting, Sean laughed because he'd knocked a hole in Orli's boat and he would see the poncy southerner get messed up at last.. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-10-2005, 12:30 PM	#3682
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Viggo: What Bean doesn’t realise is that he is standing in quick sand... Not so *Sharpe* now are we? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 01-10-2005 at 01:21 PM.

01-10-2005, 01:04 PM	#3683
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Boromir was completely unaware that someone had chopped off his legs. Aragorn, however, knew something was wrong. Wasn't Boromir usually taller than that? __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-10-2005, 03:11 PM	#3685
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Viggo is still unaware that he sat in a pile of oliphaunt dung on the last set... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-10-2005, 04:27 PM	#3686
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Merry switched the cup of wine that Eowyn offered Aragorn with some Ent-draught. Boromir seemed to find it amusing. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta. Last edited by Fingolfin II; 01-10-2005 at 07:42 PM.

01-10-2005, 02:07 PM	#3684
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Viggo: Sean, who took my strawberry shampoo? Sean: I think it was Joe. Viggo: Joe, who's Joe? Sean: Joe Mamma! ha ha ha ha Viggo: Oh, Brother. Sean: Hahahaha, I can't believe you fell for that again! Viggo: Does anyone care if he dies now?

01-10-2005, 06:48 PM	#3687
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	A little gas... Viggo was not very amused by Sean's 'little' fart, but Sean thought it was pretty funny. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-10-2005, 10:26 PM	#3688
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Massive changes to the story. Sean Bean finds the idea of changing the last movie to "The Return of Boromir" positively delightful. Viggo's character, of course, would be killed in "Two Towers". __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-11-2005, 04:45 AM	#3689
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	In the middle of Mordor, Frodo remembered he'd left the gas on...

01-11-2005, 10:34 AM	#3690
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I'm sure we've done this before! Frodo: THAT'S Mount Doom? I thought it was a theme park ride! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-11-2005, 10:36 AM	#3691
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	(He should go back to fix that eh, Hama?) Rarely does an actor of any lower standing master the unmistakingly famous look of shock as Elijah Wood. That and his screaming really stand out in all his movies, don't you think? Sam: Crickey! Those peepers actually can get bigger! __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

01-11-2005, 10:47 AM	#3692
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo heard a few words he'd never heard before when he told Bilbo about selling Bag End to the Sackville Baggins.

01-11-2005, 12:36 PM	#3693
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Frodo had not realised that Gollum would go THAT far to get the Ring.... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-11-2005, 03:18 PM	#3694
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Taken from the EE special features of RoTK. (But changed up a bit) Merry: You see Frodo doesn't really have great eye sight so when he was little he'd always have his eyes wide like this Bugs out eyes, so naturally his eyes stayed that way over time, but they are gorgeous. (Ok so thats not exactly how it went but I only watched it once and I was getting food) __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-11-2005, 04:22 PM	#3695
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Frodo walks in on Gimli. Fro: I did not see that. I did not see that. I did not see that... __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-11-2005, 04:32 PM	#3696
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	This really isn't a caption but does anyone else notice that Frodo's left eye is dramatically larger then his right?

01-11-2005, 04:38 PM	#3697
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Great observation, but I think his face might be at an angle! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-11-2005, 07:44 PM	#3698
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Frodo: Holy Heck! thats what Mordor looks like! its nothing in what the pamphlet Elrond gave me "So your going through near death to ruin your life and possibly millions of orcs who have nothing else to do but wreak havoc" __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-11-2005, 08:02 PM	#3699
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Much about a do Frodo: I knew I should have gotten a mullet. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

01-12-2005, 12:58 AM	#3700
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Not this again . . . Frodo was shocked to see Gandalf the Grey . . . UNCLOAKED! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-12-2005, 07:36 AM	#3701
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Frodo: Balrogs have wings?!?!?!

01-12-2005, 10:22 AM	#3702
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Oh this is gonna be great. (Frodo looks at Gandalf with astonishment) Gandalf: Frodo, I am your father. Sam in background: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

01-12-2005, 10:54 AM	#3703
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Sheathing Sting too quickly was not a mistake Frodo would repeat in a hurry. __________________ And all the rest is literature

01-12-2005, 02:08 PM	#3704
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	A slight understatement Frodo: Wow, that Spider is big! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-12-2005, 06:23 PM	#3705
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Frodo knew he shouldn't have let Gollum cook fish and chips for him. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

01-12-2005, 07:10 PM	#3706
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	For the Boromir/Aragorn pic: Boromir: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Mordor", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Gondorian, when death is on the line!" Ha ha Hahahahahahaa- plop __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-12-2005, 07:27 PM	#3707
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	That's why Sauron's an Eye! Another adverse effect of the Ring: It's bearer's eyes slowly grow, and eventually completely cover him! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-12-2005, 07:50 PM	#3708
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"I knew Galadriel was old, but . . . " Frodo sees Galadriel without makeup. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-12-2005, 08:19 PM	#3709
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	a shocking plot twist... When Elijah heard of the new plot twist, he was understandably confused & amazed. "You want me to send Sam away!!??" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 01-12-2005 at 08:22 PM.

01-12-2005, 08:45 PM	#3710
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 371	I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers... __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

01-12-2005, 08:57 PM	#3711
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Elijahlooking in a mirror dressed as Frodo: What?? This is what I have to look like?!? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

01-13-2005, 04:03 AM	#3712
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The truth about film Frodo … WETA supervisor: Commence countdown. 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1. All systems go! We have eye widening. Well done everyone! Initiate eye-rolling sequence. Stand by for leg buckling and ready backside for ground impact. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-13-2005, 08:59 AM	#3713
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As he looks into the mirror, it suddenly dawns on Frodo that he will never be able to kiss that gorgeous face. The panic spreads over him rapidly. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-13-2005, 01:48 PM	#3714
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	After many trials and hardships, as Frodo reaches the fires of Mount Doom, he realizes that he left the Ring in his other pants. The ones Sam was taking to the dry cleaners. In Isengard. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-13-2005, 02:13 PM	#3715
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Here we go again? (Frodo at doctor's office) Frodo: But Doc. I can't be thats impossible. Doc.: Frodo it is true. Your pregnant. Congratulations. Frodo: How is that possible? Doc.: Well when two people love each other.... __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....