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08-05-2006, 08:56 PM | #3641 |
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fortunately, Meneltarmacil's 1337th post was celbrated by throwing the ring into the fires of Mount Doom.
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08-05-2006, 09:06 PM | #3642 |
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Unfortunately, this ring was actually a Cheerio.
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08-06-2006, 11:04 AM | #3643 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately that is what Sauron made the ring out of
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08-06-2006, 01:22 PM | #3644 |
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Unfortunately this was the wrong cheerio ring
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08-07-2006, 11:32 AM | #3645 |
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Fortunately the right cheerio ring disappeared
into the 3,568,923 rings in a giant box of cheerios Fatty Bolger kept for snacks.
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08-07-2006, 11:37 AM | #3646 |
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Unfortunately, the Nazgul got the box when they attacked Fatty at Crickhollow.
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08-07-2006, 01:07 PM | #3647 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately Cheerios are the Nazguls worst enemy and they threw it into Mt.Doom
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08-07-2006, 04:09 PM | #3648 |
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Unfortunately Aragorn does like cheerios and catches the box and starts eating through them
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08-07-2006, 04:37 PM | #3649 |
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Fortunately, Aragorn ate so many ring cheerios he had a heart attack and died...Cheerios good for your heart...psshh.
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08-07-2006, 04:43 PM | #3650 |
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Unfortunately that wasn't a fortunate thing to happen as there was now no king!?
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08-07-2006, 04:49 PM | #3651 |
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Fortunately, the people crowned some random guy named Bob as king.
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08-07-2006, 05:00 PM | #3652 |
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unfortunately bob was Sauron in diguise
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08-07-2006, 05:17 PM | #3653 |
Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately, finding out this mistake the real King Bob and his Elf Friend Phil-Falad challenged Sauron to an arm wrestling match and beat him. Sauron made an oath to never bother Middle-earth again.
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08-07-2006, 05:59 PM | #3654 |
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Unfortunately, Sauron is EVIL and broke his oath, he made a new ring and it started all over again aarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!
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08-07-2006, 07:48 PM | #3655 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, It took sauron so long to make another ring that everyone else had tanks, and machine guns and what-not
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08-07-2006, 09:18 PM | #3656 |
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Unfortunately, No one knew how to operate the tanks, machine guns and what-not so they just hung tealights from them and had wonderful parties.
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08-07-2006, 09:24 PM | #3657 |
Energetic Essence
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Fortunately, they ran out of tea.
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08-08-2006, 06:31 AM | #3658 |
Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately they now had no more use for their tanks, machine guns, and what-nots so they sold them to Sauron.
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08-08-2006, 11:58 AM | #3659 |
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Fortunately the dwarves made all the good guys mithril
flak suits which were so strong they sent Sauron's tank, etc. materiel bouncing back and this destroyed his armies.
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08-08-2006, 06:41 PM | #3660 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately this destroyed the good guys armies too so the only one who can win now is...the Evil Penguin Army
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08-08-2006, 06:48 PM | #3661 |
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Fortunately, the Evil Penguin Army was controlled by our own Lommy.
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08-08-2006, 06:51 PM | #3662 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately, she intended to use it for evil purposes, and the only own who can raise an army to battle Her would be me, but i consider myself a Benevolent-ish ruler who sees nothing else to do but join Lommy.
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08-09-2006, 11:30 AM | #3663 |
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Fortuntately, Eru appeared to set everything to rights.
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08-09-2006, 02:26 PM | #3664 |
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Unfortunately, he died due to a freak accident involving a flashlight, an outboard motor, and a great deal of duct tape (don't ask).
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08-09-2006, 02:40 PM | #3665 |
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Fortunately it was an imposter who died, regardless of what Nietzsche said.
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08-09-2006, 04:15 PM | #3666 |
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Unfortunately, the real Eru was disgusted at this being one of the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works out there in which people wrote themselves into the story, and he killed everyone in a horrible, R-rated attack.
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08-10-2006, 11:56 AM | #3667 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Eru recounted and found that instead
of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works there were only 999,999,999,999,999,999 of those works so he changed his mind, made the attack GP rated and everyone had a nice time at a partee on Tol Eressea (except Feanor, who made such a pest of himself bugging Gimli for snips of Galadriel's hair that he was sent back to the Halls of Waiting without any of the nice desert cake).
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08-10-2006, 06:30 PM | #3668 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately, nobody here knows math and/or economics, so we now start off in a lovely scene with a tree...and a alligator...next to a man...in a purple shirt...
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08-11-2006, 09:45 AM | #3669 |
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Fortunately, the man in the purple shirt was plotting to take over the world and would have succeeded, but the alligator ate him, preventing that from happening.
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08-11-2006, 11:24 AM | #3670 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Unfortunately, the aligator was made out of grass roots and that realy confused everybody.
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08-11-2006, 11:30 AM | #3671 |
Energetic Essence
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Fortunately, everybody jsut decided to eat the roots. That way they wouldn't be confused anymore.
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08-11-2006, 12:15 PM | #3672 |
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Unfortunately, the roots gave everybody a heart attack.
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08-11-2006, 12:49 PM | #3673 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Fortunately, they all loved their heart attack and they played with them for hours. . .
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08-11-2006, 01:09 PM | #3674 |
Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately out of everyones heart attacks grew and spawned Ungoliant.
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08-13-2006, 12:13 AM | #3675 |
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Fortunately, Ungoliant was so small and weak that she actually starved to death moments later.
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08-14-2006, 10:08 AM | #3676 |
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Unfortunately Shelob had just been (born? spawned?)
and enjoyed a delicious giant spider first meal.
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08-14-2006, 10:11 AM | #3677 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately that only included a dirty toe-nail
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08-14-2006, 10:23 AM | #3678 |
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Unfortunately Shelob's giant toenail was packed
with vitamins and minerals and was vera nourishing.
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08-14-2006, 10:55 AM | #3679 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Fortunately it also included bananas to which Shelob was allergic
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08-14-2006, 11:40 AM | #3680 |
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Unfortunately, Shelob had an all-purpose allergy pill.
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