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Gil-Galad · 07-31-2006, 04:52 PM

Fortunately, the johnny coat devoured them and made himself renewed

High King Fingolfin · 07-31-2006, 05:46 PM

Unfortunately, this was a bad thing.

Glirdan · 07-31-2006, 05:51 PM

Fortunately, Eru got fed up and changed the chanel on to Middle-Earth Idol where it was down to the final 6.

Boromir88 · 07-31-2006, 07:13 PM

Unfortunatley Johnny came and devoured Eru's TV too!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-31-2006, 07:25 PM

fortunately, Merry Pippins dropped by and gave Johnny the punishment he deserved.

Glirdan · 07-31-2006, 08:07 PM

Unfortunately, the punishment was in fact rewarding him with a cookie.

Gil-Galad · 07-31-2006, 08:11 PM

Fortunately Johnny Loved cookies and he went on his merry way

07-31-2006, 10:08 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny suddenly became allergic to cookies.

High King Fingolfin · 08-01-2006, 01:06 PM

Fortunately, Johnny got some very good allergy medicine.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-01-2006, 01:15 PM

Unfortunately, it was so good that Johnny just had to have more and more and more and more and more and. . . .

Boromir88 · 08-01-2006, 04:14 PM

Fortunately, the ODing effect of the allergy medicine only lasted a 4.628 seconds.

Glirdan · 08-01-2006, 07:05 PM

Unfortunately, none of this mattered because he still ended upp dieing on the OD.

Boromir88 · 08-01-2006, 08:03 PM

Fortunately Eru had become so addicted to his TV he reincarnated Johnny and 'commanded' that he give up his TV.

Meneltarmacil · 08-02-2006, 10:30 AM

Unfortunately, the TV exploded.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-03-2006, 12:10 PM

Fortunately Eru picked up an almost new
tv/dvd at the Orthanc firesale after Saruman went out of
business. This was cheap because Elessar decided:
"Everything has to go..." and that his prices were "INSANE!"

Boromir88 · 08-03-2006, 06:29 PM

Unfortunately the reason Saruman went out of business (besides the 'INSANE' prices) was the quality of products were below the Federal Rohirric Consumer's Commission standards...so long story short the TV Eru got...blew up.

High King Fingolfin · 08-03-2006, 10:07 PM

Fortunately, Eru, being omnipotent, just created another one on the spot.

Glirdan · 08-03-2006, 10:55 PM

Unfortunately, this one was evil.

Meneltarmacil · 08-04-2006, 07:44 AM

Fortunately, it also blew up.

Boromir88 · 08-04-2006, 07:58 AM

Unfortunately, everyone knows when evil TV's created by the all powerful Eru blow up just creates hundreds of thousands little evil TV's.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-04-2006, 07:59 AM

Unfortunately, this gave Eru a headache.

Boromir88 · 08-04-2006, 08:28 AM

Unfortunately, due to the life that is cross-posting, the 'fortunate' that usually follows the 'unfortunate' was entirely skipped over. This proved that Eru's master designs could be broken and he wasn't in control of everything. Knowing this all the Valar and Maiar were tired of being bossed around, so them and all the people's of Middle-earth went into mass rebellion against Eru. Mandos freed Morgoth from the Void and appointed him as the leader. :breathes:

Meneltarmacil · 08-04-2006, 09:29 AM

Fortunately, this created a massive time-space continuum paradox that even Einstein couldn't figure out, which started destroying all of Arda. This forced the Valar to restore Eru to power and banish Morgoth to the Void again.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-04-2006, 12:38 PM

Unfortunately, Eru decided the way to settle all this
confusion was to replace the Music of the Vala
with the best hits of Barry Manilow.

High King Fingolfin · 08-04-2006, 02:30 PM

Fortunately, Barry Manilow doesn't exist in Middle-Earth.

Glirdan · 08-04-2006, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, Eru was the biblical representative of our God and therefor could make any whim of his come true.

Gil-Galad · 08-04-2006, 02:39 PM

Fortunately Eru didn't want Barry Manilow but instead the musical stylings of U2

High King Fingolfin · 08-04-2006, 02:48 PM

Unfortunately, this still left Middle-Earth pretty weird.

Meneltarmacil · 08-04-2006, 03:54 PM

Fortunately, Frodo still managed to make it to Mordor.

Glirdan · 08-04-2006, 07:50 PM

Unfortunately, as soon as he made it into Mordor, he was caught.

Gil-Galad · 08-05-2006, 10:09 AM

Fortunately he was caught by the eagles who decided to fly over Mount Doom at a slow pace enough for frodo to drop the ring in

Meneltarmacil · 08-05-2006, 10:16 AM

Unfortunately, they dropped Frodo in as well.

Glirdan · 08-05-2006, 10:31 AM

Fortunately, at that exact moment, a Nazgul was flying by (he snuck out to get something to eat) and Frodo landed on him.

Meneltarmacil · 08-05-2006, 10:55 AM

Unfortunately, the Nazgul took Frodo (and the Ring) to Sauron.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-05-2006, 11:26 AM

Fortunately, Aragorn showed up, and Anduril terrified Sauron so much, he fled... leaving behind the Ring.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-05-2006, 02:27 PM

Unfortunately, Aragorn mistook the ring for a cheerio and ate it.

Farael · 08-05-2006, 02:37 PM

Fortunately he choked on it and Pippin did the Hei... Hel.... Heilm... Hem... that thing where you press the guy's chest... and Aragorn spat the ring out.

Gandalf_the _white · 08-05-2006, 02:43 PM

Unfortunately pippins heimlick (spl?) thingie (

) was too good and the ring ended up in a river

The 1,000 Reader · 08-05-2006, 08:29 PM

Fortunately, it was a unholy river of acid, killing anyone or destroying anything that entered it.

Meneltarmacil · 08-05-2006, 08:42 PM

Unfortunately, the Ring was unaffected because it could only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom.
EDIT: My 1337th post!

07-31-2006, 04:52 PM	#3601
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, the johnny coat devoured them and made himself renewed __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-31-2006, 05:46 PM	#3602
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, this was a bad thing. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-31-2006, 05:51 PM	#3603
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Eru got fed up and changed the chanel on to Middle-Earth Idol where it was down to the final 6. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-31-2006, 07:13 PM	#3604
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunatley Johnny came and devoured Eru's TV too! __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-31-2006, 08:07 PM	#3606
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, the punishment was in fact rewarding him with a cookie. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-31-2006, 08:11 PM	#3607
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Johnny Loved cookies and he went on his merry way __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-31-2006, 10:08 PM	#3608
Síredol Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunately, Johnny suddenly became allergic to cookies.

08-01-2006, 01:06 PM	#3609
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Johnny got some very good allergy medicine. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-01-2006, 04:14 PM	#3611
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, the ODing effect of the allergy medicine only lasted a 4.628 seconds. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-01-2006, 07:05 PM	#3612
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, none of this mattered because he still ended upp dieing on the OD. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-01-2006, 08:03 PM	#3613
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately Eru had become so addicted to his TV he reincarnated Johnny and 'commanded' that he give up his TV. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-02-2006, 10:30 AM	#3614
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the TV exploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-03-2006, 12:10 PM	#3615
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Eru picked up an almost new tv/dvd at the Orthanc firesale after Saruman went out of business. This was cheap because Elessar decided: "Everything has to go..." and that his prices were "INSANE!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-03-2006, 06:29 PM	#3616
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately the reason Saruman went out of business (besides the 'INSANE' prices) was the quality of products were below the Federal Rohirric Consumer's Commission standards...so long story short the TV Eru got...blew up. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-03-2006, 10:07 PM	#3617
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Eru, being omnipotent, just created another one on the spot. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-03-2006, 10:55 PM	#3618
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, this one was evil. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-04-2006, 07:44 AM	#3619
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it also blew up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-04-2006, 07:58 AM	#3620
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, everyone knows when evil TV's created by the all powerful Eru blow up just creates hundreds of thousands little evil TV's. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-04-2006, 07:59 AM	#3621
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, this gave Eru a headache. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-04-2006, 08:28 AM	#3622
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, due to the life that is cross-posting, the 'fortunate' that usually follows the 'unfortunate' was entirely skipped over. This proved that Eru's master designs could be broken and he wasn't in control of everything. Knowing this all the Valar and Maiar were tired of being bossed around, so them and all the people's of Middle-earth went into mass rebellion against Eru. Mandos freed Morgoth from the Void and appointed him as the leader. :breathes: __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-04-2006, 09:29 AM	#3623
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this created a massive time-space continuum paradox that even Einstein couldn't figure out, which started destroying all of Arda. This forced the Valar to restore Eru to power and banish Morgoth to the Void again. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-04-2006, 12:38 PM	#3624
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Eru decided the way to settle all this confusion was to replace the Music of the Vala with the best hits of Barry Manilow. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-04-2006, 02:30 PM	#3625
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Barry Manilow doesn't exist in Middle-Earth. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 08-04-2006 at 02:31 PM. Reason: Spelling

08-04-2006, 02:36 PM	#3626
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Eru was the biblical representative of our God and therefor could make any whim of his come true. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-04-2006, 02:39 PM	#3627
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Eru didn't want Barry Manilow but instead the musical stylings of U2 __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-04-2006, 02:48 PM	#3628
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, this still left Middle-Earth pretty weird. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-04-2006, 03:54 PM	#3629
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Frodo still managed to make it to Mordor. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-04-2006, 07:50 PM	#3630
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, as soon as he made it into Mordor, he was caught. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-05-2006, 10:09 AM	#3631
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately he was caught by the eagles who decided to fly over Mount Doom at a slow pace enough for frodo to drop the ring in __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-05-2006, 10:16 AM	#3632
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they dropped Frodo in as well. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-05-2006, 10:31 AM	#3633
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, at that exact moment, a Nazgul was flying by (he snuck out to get something to eat) and Frodo landed on him. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-05-2006, 10:55 AM	#3634
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Nazgul took Frodo (and the Ring) to Sauron. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-05-2006, 11:26 AM	#3635
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Fortunately, Aragorn showed up, and Anduril terrified Sauron so much, he fled... leaving behind the Ring.

08-05-2006, 02:27 PM	#3636
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Aragorn mistook the ring for a cheerio and ate it. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-05-2006, 02:37 PM	#3637
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately he choked on it and Pippin did the Hei... Hel.... Heilm... Hem... that thing where you press the guy's chest... and Aragorn spat the ring out. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.