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Farael · 12-19-2005, 03:50 PM

Fortunately (for Gandalf at least) that meant he actually became a Balrog and he could compete better with the one in Moria

Eonwe · 12-19-2005, 04:30 PM

Unfortuantly, as i gather taht gandalf is now inexplicably evil, he just joined up with teh balrog, and the balrog's cousin, johnny teh stinky balrog, and hit the town for a rampaging good time.

Meneltarmacil · 12-19-2005, 06:12 PM

Fortunately, they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and missed the town completely

Farael · 12-19-2005, 06:24 PM

Unfortunately they went to an Albuquerque Isotopes game and torched the stadium down... accidentaly

Glirdan · 12-19-2005, 09:18 PM

Fortunately, they were all dreaming.

elfearz1 · 12-19-2005, 10:33 PM

unfortunately, the dream gave them all what they thought was a good idea

WaynetheGoblin · 12-20-2005, 06:27 AM

Fortunately on the way to the stadium that they wanted to torch down gandalf got sprayd by water guns and got put out.

Glirdan · 12-20-2005, 09:30 PM

Unfortunately, the water was actually an acid that killed Gandalf instantly.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2005, 12:43 AM

Fortunately, he returned as Gandalf the acid-proof.

Farael · 12-21-2005, 01:51 AM

Unfortunately he was very susceptible to any basic compounds, yet he did not know it so he had a glass of milk. Let's just say he had a bad indigestion.

Elu Ancalime · 12-21-2005, 09:19 AM

Fortunatly, Legolas had some Miruvor-like Pepto-Bismal, and soon returned the White Wizard's pH to 7.
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Captain Grishnahk · 12-21-2005, 12:36 PM

Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since...

Tuor of Gondolin · 12-21-2005, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since...

Thank goodness. I thought it was just me.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2005, 01:55 PM

Fortunately, a rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots came and sorted everything out. As it stands, Gandalf is cloaked, Mount Z/Doom is being re-fuelled in Moria and Frodo is carrying the Ring from Rivendel.

Eonwe · 12-21-2005, 03:55 PM

Unfortuantley, that rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots wasn't as nice as he appeared to be. Yes, rather weighty evidence by a formost investigator has shown taht he is a supplier of clandesitne weapons to guerillas!

Meneltarmacil · 12-21-2005, 04:10 PM

Fortunately, he had actually given the weapons to gorillas, who really didn't know what they were supposed to do with them.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2005, 03:42 AM

Unfortuantley, the Orcs did know how to use them.

Farael · 12-22-2005, 04:40 AM

Fortunately the gorillas pulled their act together soon enough to stop the Orcs from getting the weapons.

Elu Ancalime · 12-22-2005, 01:13 PM

Unfortunatly Donkey Kong crushed his AK-47 between his fingers
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Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2005, 01:36 PM

Fortunately, a group of angry Koopa toopas trampled them all.

Eonwe · 12-22-2005, 04:20 PM

Unfortunatley, the koopa toopas took all teh weapons adn fasioned a first rate army with them! and headed out to lay seige to purple minas tirith!

Elu Ancalime · 12-22-2005, 06:58 PM

Fortunatly Mario and Luigi ralled 2,000 shy guys on their trademark ostrich cavalry, and rode to the defense of Minas Tirith
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Civic (Fifth Generation)

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-22-2005, 07:18 PM

Unfortunatley, no body cared about Minas Tirith anymore, because of the "hit a dwarf and see if you can make him bleed contest" that was held at Gundabad.

Gil-Galad · 12-22-2005, 11:28 PM

Fortunately they had to postpone that contest due to a Judge-Scandal

The 1,000 Reader · 12-24-2005, 02:12 PM

Unfortunately, the war was still on.

Gil-Galad · 12-24-2005, 02:13 PM

Fortunately, nobody remembered that

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-24-2005, 02:47 PM

Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was now driving off into the sunset... yes, it has wheels too!

Meneltarmacil · 12-24-2005, 02:49 PM

Fortunately (Why would it be Fortunately? Your guess is as good as mine.), it had a head-on collision with Mount Zoom.

EDIT: My 1100th post!

Eonwe · 12-24-2005, 02:55 PM

Unfortunatley, they fused into one huge careening ball of wheels and stone!

Farael · 12-24-2005, 03:32 PM

Fortunately, the good in Minas Tirith overcame the evil of Mt. Zoom and the big, wheely mountain was now called Minas Zoom, a place in which the party never ends.

Meneltarmacil · 12-24-2005, 05:02 PM

Unfortunately, some werewolves crashed the party.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-24-2005, 05:34 PM

Fortunately, the werewolves was killed by an angry dwarven hero.

Farael · 12-24-2005, 06:12 PM

Unfortunately the hero got devoured on night two.

Edit: Not making fun of you Rune.... just enjoying my bragging rights (earned or not)

Eonwe · 12-25-2005, 08:45 AM

Fortunatly, he saved everyone and the party continued unabated.

Gil-Galad · 12-25-2005, 12:20 PM

Unfortunately a flux in the Space-time Continum happened and Mt.Zoom and Minas Tirith ended up having a drag race over STEEP-CLIFF-OF-POTENTIAL-DOOM, also known as Annabella Street

Elu Ancalime · 12-26-2005, 10:26 AM

Fortunatly, Gandalf showed up right before the race started and decided Mt Zoom should show everybody some doughnuts and burnouts in the parking lot after the race was over.
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Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-29-2005, 03:38 AM

. . . the doughnuts ran away.

Eonwe · 12-29-2005, 05:47 AM

Fortunatley, Mount Dzoom made some more fresh baked donuts!

Elu Ancalime · 12-29-2005, 09:39 AM

unfortunatly for the others, they were mushroom doughnuts, and mario and the hobbits ate them all.
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Boromir88 · 12-29-2005, 09:46 AM

Fortunately someone had to pay for all these mushroom doughnuts, and when the hobbits' check bounced, SWAT (Sauron's wicked-:beep: trolls) plus Commando Ninja Wizards were after them.

12-19-2005, 04:30 PM	#2642
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortuantly, as i gather taht gandalf is now inexplicably evil, he just joined up with teh balrog, and the balrog's cousin, johnny teh stinky balrog, and hit the town for a rampaging good time. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-19-2005, 06:12 PM	#2643
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and missed the town completely __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-19-2005, 09:18 PM	#2645
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, they were all dreaming. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-19-2005, 10:33 PM	#2646
elfearz1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 259	unfortunately, the dream gave them all what they thought was a good idea __________________ I didn't eat Merry, i just ate his waistcoat!-Horse maidens dream 915/920 miles. On my way to Lothlorien! ^^Elfearz^^

12-20-2005, 06:27 AM	#2647
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Fortunately on the way to the stadium that they wanted to torch down gandalf got sprayd by water guns and got put out. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

12-19-2005, 03:50 PM	#2641
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately (for Gandalf at least) that meant he actually became a Balrog and he could compete better with the one in Moria

12-19-2005, 06:24 PM	#2644
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately they went to an Albuquerque Isotopes game and torched the stadium down... accidentaly

12-20-2005, 09:30 PM	#2648
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, the water was actually an acid that killed Gandalf instantly. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-21-2005, 12:43 AM	#2649
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he returned as Gandalf the acid-proof. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-21-2005, 01:51 AM	#2650
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately he was very susceptible to any basic compounds, yet he did not know it so he had a glass of milk. Let's just say he had a bad indigestion.

12-21-2005, 09:19 AM	#2651
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly, Legolas had some Miruvor-like Pepto-Bismal, and soon returned the White Wizard's pH to 7. ________ Suzuki Intruder History Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:25 PM.

12-21-2005, 12:36 PM	#2652
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since... __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-21-2005, 01:55 PM	#2654
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots came and sorted everything out. As it stands, Gandalf is cloaked, Mount Z/Doom is being re-fuelled in Moria and Frodo is carrying the Ring from Rivendel. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-21-2005, 03:55 PM	#2655
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Excelent! Unfortuantley, that rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots wasn't as nice as he appeared to be. Yes, rather weighty evidence by a formost investigator has shown taht he is a supplier of clandesitne weapons to guerillas! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-21-2005, 04:10 PM	#2656
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he had actually given the weapons to gorillas, who really didn't know what they were supposed to do with them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-22-2005, 03:42 AM	#2657
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortuantley, the Orcs did know how to use them. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-22-2005, 04:40 AM	#2658
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately the gorillas pulled their act together soon enough to stop the Orcs from getting the weapons.

12-22-2005, 01:13 PM	#2659
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Unfortunatly Donkey Kong crushed his AK-47 between his fingers ________ Weed Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:26 PM.

12-22-2005, 01:36 PM	#2660
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a group of angry Koopa toopas trampled them all. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-22-2005, 04:20 PM	#2661
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Ah-ha! Mystery revealed! Unfortunatley, the koopa toopas took all teh weapons adn fasioned a first rate army with them! and headed out to lay seige to purple minas tirith! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-22-2005, 06:58 PM	#2662
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly Mario and Luigi ralled 2,000 shy guys on their trademark ostrich cavalry, and rode to the defense of Minas Tirith ________ Civic (Fifth Generation) Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:27 PM.

12-22-2005, 11:28 PM	#2664
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately they had to postpone that contest due to a Judge-Scandal __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-24-2005, 02:12 PM	#2665
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the war was still on. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

12-24-2005, 02:13 PM	#2666
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, nobody remembered that __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-24-2005, 02:47 PM	#2667
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was now driving off into the sunset... yes, it has wheels too! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-24-2005, 02:49 PM	#2668
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately (Why would it be Fortunately? Your guess is as good as mine.), it had a head-on collision with Mount Zoom. EDIT: My 1100th post! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-24-2005, 02:55 PM	#2669
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunatley, they fused into one huge careening ball of wheels and stone! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-24-2005, 03:32 PM	#2670
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately, the good in Minas Tirith overcame the evil of Mt. Zoom and the big, wheely mountain was now called Minas Zoom, a place in which the party never ends.

12-24-2005, 05:02 PM	#2671
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, some werewolves crashed the party. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-24-2005, 06:12 PM	#2673
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately the hero got devoured on night two. Edit: Not making fun of you Rune.... just enjoying my bragging rights (earned or not)

12-25-2005, 08:45 AM	#2674
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatly, he saved everyone and the party continued unabated. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-25-2005, 12:20 PM	#2675
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately a flux in the Space-time Continum happened and Mt.Zoom and Minas Tirith ended up having a drag race over STEEP-CLIFF-OF-POTENTIAL-DOOM, also known as Annabella Street __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-26-2005, 10:26 AM	#2676
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly, Gandalf showed up right before the race started and decided Mt Zoom should show everybody some doughnuts and burnouts in the parking lot after the race was over. ________ ELEMENT Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:28 PM.

12-29-2005, 03:38 AM	#2677
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the doughnuts ran away. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-29-2005, 05:47 AM	#2678
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, Mount Dzoom made some more fresh baked donuts! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!