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Everdawn, I watched Chicago on Friday. It was awesome. I appreciate musicals a lot more now. And it gave me some good bloopers. Hee, hee, hee, hee....
Merry and Pippin are singing in the Green Dragon: M & P: Ale & beer. Frodo, too. And all that jazz! *Pippin does a split* After kidnapping Frodo and Sam, Faramir bursts into song. Faramir: ... If you're good to Farah, he'll be good to youuuuuu! And here's the Fellowship Tango: Frodo: Ring. Boromir: Gondor. Gimli: Grrrrrf! Legolas: Bow, bow. Aragorn: Arwen. Merry & Pip: Mushrooms.... And here are some bloopers previously spawned... At Gandalf's and Éomer's arrival in Helm's Deep: Gandalf: Théoden king, you stand alone. Éomer: Not alone. ROHIRRIM!!! *Nothing* Éomer: ROHIRRIM? *Still nothing* Éomer: ROH-HIR-RIM!!!!!!!! *Rohirrim pop up* Random Rohirrim: Sorry, man... Saruman in Orthanc, addressing his Uruk-hai army.... Saruman: Tonight, the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! TO WAR!!!!!!!!! *Cricket, cricket* Uruk army: *Mutter, mutter* Saruman: *Clears throat* Free muffins if you'll all go to war!!!!!!!! *Uruks clash shields and weaponry in approval* Uruks: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! In Moria.... Gandalf: Go back to the Shadow. You shall not pass!!!!!! *Balrog walks right past him* Oh, congratulate me if you feel like it. My school's putting on The Hobbit and I'm playing Gandalf. My mellon is playing Elrond. I got my beard. It ITCHESSS!!!!!! Arwen1858, I already did the domino hobbits blooper, but that's okay, mellon. I think it was in the old thread. [ October 19, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]
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10-19-2003, 11:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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Éomer: Screw this! Rides away as well. Yeah, i can see the beginning of the "Cell Block Tango" Taye Diggs (announcer guy): Ladies and Gentlemen, The council of Elrond proudly presents... The fellowship, in their remdition of "The prescious ring Tango"
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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10-21-2003, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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I don't know if this one is already done, but I'll try annyway [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
You know in star wars episode II, Sarum.. sorry, christopher lee takes Obi-Wan Kenobi captured! (sorry, dont remember his name in the movie [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) scene in orthanc with Gandalv: Saruman: you must join me, Obi-Wan, and together we will destroy the sith! Gandalv: What? Have you been smoking pipeweed again? Saruman: ??? What?? this is'nt Star Wars? Gandalv: Dude,learn the lines! I'm outa' here! So use your own imagination, when hes in Star Wars: ''We must join with Sauron, gandalv...'' lame?? [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Oh, well! I did my best! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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10-22-2003, 05:54 PM
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Miriel Undomiel, it was Count Dooku, which means that when I saw it in the theater I heard lots of people calling him Count Dookie...
*Frodo is squelching through the Dead Marshes. His foot sticks in the muck and he falls on his face. He stands up and wipes a huge glob of mud off his face, and-* Frodo: This sucks. Wait up, Flipper!
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10-23-2003, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Running across Rohan:
Gimli: *Behind Legolas* Mmmm, nice *ss. Wish he didn't smell of strawberry bubble bath though! Aragorn: *Thinking* you do not like Gimli, he is a dwarf. You do not like Gimli, he is a dwarf. Sam will kill me if I try anything with Frodo, but even so. You do not like Gimli, he is a dwarf...
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10-25-2003, 03:30 PM
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Okay, Feared Half-Elf,
We're even now. You sure know gross. Join me and together we will disgust the WORLD!!! Everdawn, I got the Chicago soundtrack. Excellent, as usual. Frodo in the Precious Ring Tango... Frodo: So I go up the steps, and the wraith is waiting for me. And I'm ready to give him his Ring. But oh, no! Here comes Sam! He pushes me down. Tries to stop me, so I show... him... my... KNIFE! Fellowship: He had it comin'! He had it comin'! He had it comin' all along!.... Okay, y'all. That was just ridiculous!
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10-26-2003, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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At the fires of Mt. Doom, Frodo is about to pull the Ring from his finger...
Frodo: darn ring... *pull* won't come off... *struggle* aggggh!! Come off, you stupid ring! (this just happened to me, minus the Mt. Doom setting... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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10-26-2003, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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While watching TTT again last night, I came up with two more:
At Helm's Deep Gimli: You're going to have to toss me. *Aragorn reaches for him* Gimli: Don't tell the elf! Aragorn: *crosses fingers behind his back* Not a word. When Haldir and the Elves arrive at Helm's Deep *Aragorn hugs Haldir* *Haldir turns his face away from Aragorn's head* Haldir: (aside to Legolas) Doesn't that guy ever wash his hair?! *Legolas shrugs*
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10-26-2003, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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*In Moria*
"Drake! We are LEAVING!" "To the Bridge of Khazad-dum!" [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ October 26, 2003: Message edited by: Naz ] |
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10-26-2003, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
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Here's a weird thought:
At the council of Elrond Boromir: And what would a ranger know of this matter? Legolas: This is no mere ranger. He is Tigger! Aragorn, aka Tigger: *Starts singing* The most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! They're bouncybouncybouncybouncy funfunfunfunfun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one! I'm the only one! *stops singing* T-I-Double g-Er. That spells Tigger! I hope I got the words to that song right! They're close, anyway.
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10-26-2003, 06:52 PM
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My friend and I made this one when we were watching TTT
*The elves come and Aragorn runs and hugs Haldir* Haldir: Ewww!!! I'm gonna smell like human for weeks now! |
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10-26-2003, 07:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Ok this is when frodo, sam, merry, and pippin have just entered the prancing pony and are asking butterbur about gandalf.(sorry if this isn't exactally the same lines but , hey, i'm doing my best.)
frodo: Excuse me sir but, have you seen a Wizard by the name of Gandalf? Butterbur: Gandalf? ooh... Really tall elderly gentleman.... Frodo: yes... Butterbur: umm, let me see... Has an menising look, wears all white, and always has this little guy called Grima following him? Frodo: Ahhhhhhhhhh..... Some guy near the bar: Ah butterbur, i think you are talking about Saruman... Butterbur: oops! well, looks like i can't help you young hobbit! oh, well. Hey! if your not going to get a room then get out! Frodo stands there blankly, and pulls out a script to double-check. " I destroy my enimies when i make them my friends." - Who else but old honest Abe!
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10-27-2003, 02:46 PM
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When Gandalf is on his cart, at the beginning of Fotr. *Frodo runs up* Frodo: Erm, Gandalf, nice hat! *Shot to Gandalf, who is wearing a multicoloured, stripy woolly hat, complete with electric blue bobble* Gandalf: Isn't it lovely!? It was a fiver at New Look...
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10-27-2003, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
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"I Was a Tweenage Warewarg"
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10-28-2003, 05:51 PM
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Aw, darn it! I had a blooper and, and... I lost it... *sighs in dismay* This is from the book, but let's pretend it's in the movie: Frodo: No, no! Sam you *#@&^~% @$% &#@!!^&% ^%&*#!!!!!!!!!! Sam: *gasp* P.J.: ELIJAH!!! Elijah: Sorry. Ahh, I feel sooo much better... Sean: Was that last one even a word? Elijah: Shut up you &*%^$$ *^@#$%^~`*!!!!! P.J.: Grrrrr...... Elijah: Uh, I'm okay... Sean: *weep, weep, sob* [ October 28, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]
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10-28-2003, 09:22 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Aragorn: Legolas, what do your Elf eyes see?
Legolas: WOMEN!!!! YES!!!!! Aragorn: Wait a minute..... Aragorn and Legolas: HALDIR?!?!?!?! [ November 06, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ]
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10-29-2003, 07:52 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Aragorn: Oh, NOOO!!! Not you too!!!!! Haldir: Naw, just messin' with ya, Dunie! I'm practicing my Legolas impression. I'm going as him for Halloween. Legolas: *flips hair* You and all the other wannabes. Haldir: *punches Legolas, knocking him out* [ October 29, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]
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10-30-2003, 06:50 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Sméagol's conie scene:
Sam: There's only one way to eat a brace of conies. <The scene rises. Sam is sitting at the stew pot wearing a chef's hat and a Kiss The Cook apron.> Sméagol: NOOOO!!!! Stupid, fat hobbit!!! You RUINSSS IT!!!! Sam: *turns red & tenses in anger, but tries to hide it* You know what? That's just okay, Gollum. <Sam gets up and pats Sméagol on the back as he walks off. Sméagol turns around revealing a large KICK ME sign on his back>
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10-31-2003, 01:43 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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In Rohan...
Aragorn: Legolas, you have the binoculars. What do you see? Legolas: You mean these aren't haircurlers? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars
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Boromir: You are no elf. *All elves in the vicinity turn around* Elves: Yeah, no kidding! *they all crack up laughing* Aragorn: Hey.... why is that so funny? Elves: *trying to stifle their laughter; you hear a few snorts and snickers* Oh... nothing. *coughposer*
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11-01-2003, 10:47 AM
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Pippin: ...and then the mushrooms the week before.
Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over-reacting! *Pippin stops dead in his tracks, causing the others to stop too.* Pippin: I told you to STOP CALLING ME PIPPIN!!!!!!!! I have a name: my name is Billy. Bil-ly! Got it?! Dominic: But, Billy, we're filming. We always call you 'Pippin' on camera. Billy: Well, Dom, I don't like it! How would YOU like it if we all called you 'Merry' on camera? Dominic: But you do... Billy: Don't mock me! *Other 3 actors stare at one another, exchanging Here-we-go-again and What-an-idiot glances* (Off Camera)- Some Guy: *to P.J.* Don't you get tired of this? P.J.: Na, we're used to it. We go through this one every day. Why do you think these movies take so long to shoot?
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11-01-2003, 12:13 PM
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Er, Lily B? What plan, where?
*In Rohan* Legolas: *Drawing bow* He stands not alone. You would die before your stroke fell. Oops! *Accidently lets go. Eomer collapses with arrow in head* Aragorn: Er, are you physic (Sp? I can't spell!) or something?
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11-01-2003, 07:36 PM
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Saruman's plan for Helms Deep, which was ruined by the old guy who shot an arrow, killed an orc, and made the other orcs very mad, so that they attacked. If the plan had succeeded, I think the orcs would have won, because everyone else would be so scared.
The orcs bang their spears against the ground to make a beat. Grima climbs up on a rock, and begins to sing Michael Jackson songs. (He dances, too) Scary thought... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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11-02-2003, 12:33 AM
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Oh, there is no plan, Feared Half-Elf. I just like to quote Dr. Evil.
Rather than loading Sam up with veggies, it's Mrs. Maggot's underwear.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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I cant believe it! My school workload has made me seriously unfunny and illcreative! I cant think of a single thing, damn i hate this stupid "virus" if i may call it such a thing, i will have to wait for it to pass. Bear with me...
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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11-02-2003, 03:07 PM
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I am learning the dance from Thriller in my modern dance class. 'Tis very odd. Since I have to listen to it every day, it gets stuck in my head. Very annoying.
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11-02-2003, 03:44 PM
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Argh! Grima + Michael Jackson? Well... It's actually more amusing than scary...
Have a look at the Old Forest: Click if you will!!!
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11-02-2003, 04:10 PM
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(Here's my Monty Python blooper for the day!)
(After the huge, evil-looking ladder-arrow-thing impales that random Rohirrim warrior) Random Rohirrim warrior (from deep inside Helm's Deep): I'm all right! Another Random warrior: He's all right! 1st Random Warrior: I'm getting better! 2nd Random Warrior: He's getting better! (Just then, all the Uruks rush in, and kill the poor git anyway.)
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11-03-2003, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it.
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In Moria when Frodo shows the company whats under his shirt, insted of mail its a steel bra.
Pippin: I see Mordor,I see the Shire. I see Frodo's under-wire!
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O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home! |
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11-03-2003, 02:03 PM
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Scene with crabine.
Gandalf: Spies of Sa- Legolas: Uh guys, I think I'm caught in a thorn bush. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [ November 03, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ]
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O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home! |
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11-03-2003, 02:15 PM
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Love the steel bra idea!
In Rohan... Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see? Legolas: Er, nothing, the world is fuzzy... Gimli: Did you forget your specs again? You must be the stupidest elf on the planet! Legolas: That's just silly! Have you met everyone on the planet? Hey, look. I'm a wight! [ November 03, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]
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11-05-2003, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest
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Can I join in?
(I'm not sure if its in the movie but its in the game.) Moria, The Cave Troll comes in- Boromir:Legolas, we need your bow. Leggers:Here take it *tosses his bow and quiver to Boromir* I've got an apointment with my hair stylist in half an hour, can't be late now can I? Oh well atleast I tried.
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11-05-2003, 01:51 PM
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Another one I hope it han't been done before.
Frodo follows Galadriel to he mirror, Galadriel turns around and sees Frodo. Galdriel-GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM,YOU CREEP!!!!!!!!!! Oh well I thought it was funny
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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*acts like a 7-year-old*
In the last two pages, we've said "underwear", "bra", and "bathroom"! Hee hee hee! The best part about being a university student doing midterms is that everyone understand when you go insane and revert back to your childhood. Underwear. Hee hee.
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11-07-2003, 02:08 PM
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Um, are you feeling OK?
At Helm's Deep Legolas: 300 against 10000? They will all die. Aragorn: Will they? I never thought about that. Run! *Runs out of the room. Is seen a few minutes later riding away across Rohan on a pink Barbie tricycle* Legolas: That explains a lot!
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Scene where Faramir says he' going to shoot Gollum. He has a rather dazed look to me.
Faramir: Shooting him will be for his own good. For what purpose do we exist? Why do any of us exist, trapped in this mad world? PJ: Cut! Cut! Last time I do a movie based on a novel with philospophical value!
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At Helm's Deep, right before Aragorn orders the archers inside the Deep to fire.
Aragorn: FIRE!!!!! (All the archers in the tower fire. Suddenly, everyone starts snickering.) Aragorn: What? What? We're in the middle of a bloody battle to save our bloody lives! What is so funny?!?!?! Legolas: Um.... Aragorn... buddy... pal... I don't know how to say this to you, but a few of those arrows sliced off the seat of your leggings. And, well, I don't think Arwen meant for you to wear those baby-blue boxers she embroidered in the middle of a battle. Aragorn: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *runs off into the Tower and changes*
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars
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Legolas: 300 against 10000? They will all die.
Aragorn: Shoot. I... uh... oh man. Dammit. Legolas: Don't you have, like, a back-up plan or something? Aragorn: What am I, a freakin' Wizard here?
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