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Davin · 08-30-2002, 03:41 PM

Galadriel, better known as the shelf-monster, is an unusually large rabbit with flippers and spaghetti hair....

Why do dragons have wings?

Keeper of the Feet of Melkor · 08-30-2002, 07:19 PM

They dont!
They just glue on a pair of paper ones..just like those damn balrogs.
Why...*ponders*

Nevfeniel · 08-30-2002, 08:15 PM

And your question is. . . ?

Keeper of the Feet of Melkor · 08-30-2002, 08:23 PM

I could spell it out for you but i wont...just so other ppl can try and figure it out.

And ill leave you with another one.
What ever happened to melkors feet?

-sorry, didnt mean to make it sound rude like that...

[ August 30, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ]

Beren87 · 08-30-2002, 08:37 PM

Orome stole cut them off for a hood ornament on his new Rolls-Royce.
What did the Orcs fear more than anything?

suicidal elf chick · 08-30-2002, 11:03 PM

They are scared of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! And his best friend Patrick.
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What color are Orcs?

Davin · 08-31-2002, 12:57 AM

pink scissor colors, with a few brown puffs here and there...

Why is Middle-earth called Middle-earth?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 08-31-2002, 03:26 AM

"Endor" was already in use, taken by one George Lucas(you know, the planet he dumped his teddy bear creatures on?!)So Tolkien had to settle for plain old "Middle-earth"!

Question:Landroval was the brother of which renowned eagle?

[ August 31, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ]

Bêthberry · 08-31-2002, 04:09 AM

Are you old enough to remember The Eagles?

Question: When Frodo asks Goldberry who Tom is, what does she say?

Off-topic: I just noticed that an edit to a post does not change the original post in TAT. So I deleted and reposted with my better question.

Bethberry

Davin · 08-31-2002, 10:48 AM

She says he's the Lay's potatoe chip guy.

Do Elves wear tights? And if so, why?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 09-01-2002, 12:26 AM

Why yes, of course! Why? After seeing Robin Hood:Men in Tights, who wouldn't want to?
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Who did Eówyn marry?

[ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ]

suicidal elf chick · 09-01-2002, 02:25 AM

Eowyn married Sauron! I thought everyone knew that!
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What is the 'Crack' of Doom?

Davin · 09-01-2002, 09:45 AM

Let's just say you don't want to know....

What material was the One Ring made out of???

[This is my last post for a while!!! I'm moving to my dorm room for university! Wish me luck!]

Galadel Vinorel · 09-01-2002, 10:12 AM

The Ring was made of flowers, of course!!

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What did Frodo see in the Mirror of Galadriel?

Nevfeniel · 09-01-2002, 05:55 PM

He saw that he needed a haircut.
..::Why did Saruman join with Sauron, and why did he want Gandalf to join, too?::..

Aylwen Dreamsong · 09-01-2002, 07:00 PM

Saruman joined with sauron because sauron threw good slumber parties, and he wanted gandalf to join the truth or dare game!!!

.::Why did aragorn love arwen so much??::.

Catherine · 09-01-2002, 08:34 PM

because she had a lot of money
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Why is there nine people in the Fellowship?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 09-04-2002, 09:52 PM

Why <em>were</em> there nine people in the Fellowship?

Because in a combat squad squad there are always nine troops. (seriously, there are)

what is a balrog?

Brinniel · 09-05-2002, 04:23 PM

It was a type of dinosaur. In fact, it was the t-rex's fav meal.
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What scared Frodo the most?

NazgulNumberTen · 09-05-2002, 04:32 PM

sam
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what size shoe did gimli have?

Nevfeniel · 09-05-2002, 04:57 PM

12 1/2.
..::Why did Frodo want to leave for Mordor alone?::..

Keeper of the Feet of Melkor · 09-05-2002, 09:54 PM

Cuz he wanted all the orc women to himself!

What was the ring really made of?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 09-06-2002, 02:36 AM

Tinfoil spray-painted gold!
Question: Gilraen was the mother of which member of the fellowship?

NazgulNumberTen · 09-06-2002, 01:28 PM

gilraen II
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who was sauron's psycholohist?

[ September 06, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

Jjudvven · 09-06-2002, 02:19 PM

gandalf!
who REALLY destroyed the ring?

Salix · 09-06-2002, 09:53 PM

Me!

Where did Bilbo find the Ring?

NazgulNumberTen · 09-06-2002, 09:55 PM

floating in the toilet
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how did it get there?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 09-06-2002, 09:57 PM

Someone ate it, and, well, you know the rest. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

How come the ring didn't digest?

[ September 06, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

Catherine · 09-08-2002, 04:42 PM

Because it was to big
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Why does Aragorn "love" Arwen?

Arie · 09-08-2002, 04:45 PM

har har har [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Nevfeniel · 09-08-2002, 06:02 PM

Becuase she's such a good cook.
..::Who in the Fellowship dyes their hair, what color did it use to be, and why did he dye it? *wow, that's a lot of questions; and you better answer them all! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]*::..

hobbitlass · 09-09-2002, 02:54 PM

Sam dyes his hair, it is naturally flaming- red with smoky-black streaks. And why...don't you know...he's a balrog set on revenge! Moorahaha!*
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On the journey, what did the fellowship use for toilet paper?

Catherine · 09-09-2002, 04:51 PM

Legolas' hair because it was nice and soft, (even though Legolas did not enjoy it)
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Why are elves immortal?

Salix · 09-09-2002, 04:55 PM

Because Iluvatar wanted to keep his first few inventions around, and when they complained, he made the Men not immortal, but the rest were stuck. (Is that funny at all?)

What kind of chain did Frodo keep the Ring on?

Glorfinniel the Lost · 09-14-2002, 03:10 AM

Frodo kept the ring on one of those old toilet chains you had to pull to flush!

T/F Question: Was "This space 4 rent" the true inscription on the ring?

Brinniel · 09-14-2002, 09:04 AM

False. The ring actually said, "SAURON'S RING. IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO BARAD-DUR. THANK YOU. P.S. IF YOU COULD ALSO SEND A CARE PACKAGE OF COOKIES, I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]"
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Who was Sam's best man at his wedding?

Phoenix Solitude · 09-14-2002, 09:18 AM

My teddy bear, Old bear of course. He looked lovely win his top hat.
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Ok long, but I really wanna know this. Who was each of the Fellowship's fave singer or group? Well, actually I know Legolas' is Mad'house and Aragorn's is Sugababes but what about the others?

Davin · 09-14-2002, 02:14 PM

Everyone else loves Britney Spears man!!!!! Deep down they all do, they just might not know it yet...

How many toes does Gandalf have?

Anarya SilverBranch · 09-14-2002, 02:42 PM

A: 14 toes! 7 for both feet, but I'm not sure if the stub on his left foot is considered a toe [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] (sorry, I'm hyper and am not making sense)

Q: What does the name "Mordor" mean?

Davin · 09-14-2002, 03:07 PM

Mordor means 'Land Of Pink Flowers'.

How many hairs do hobbits have on their feet?

08-30-2002, 03:41 PM	#201
Davin Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 166	Galadriel, better known as the shelf-monster, is an unusually large rabbit with flippers and spaghetti hair.... Why do dragons have wings? __________________ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. »»The Telmena««

08-30-2002, 07:19 PM	#202
Keeper of the Feet of Melkor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 45	They dont! They just glue on a pair of paper ones..just like those damn balrogs. Why...ponders __________________ Nazgul, just evil hiding under sheets (reference to the Chronocals of Zoe and Kelly, retrieved from the depths of English class)

08-30-2002, 08:15 PM	#203
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	And your question is. . . ? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

08-30-2002, 08:23 PM	#204
Keeper of the Feet of Melkor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 45	I could spell it out for you but i wont...just so other ppl can try and figure it out. And ill leave you with another one. What ever happened to melkors feet? -sorry, didnt mean to make it sound rude like that... [ August 30, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ] __________________ Nazgul, just evil hiding under sheets (reference to the Chronocals of Zoe and Kelly, retrieved from the depths of English class)

08-30-2002, 11:03 PM	#206
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	They are scared of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! And his best friend Patrick. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What color are Orcs? __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

08-30-2002, 08:37 PM	#205
Beren87 Master of the Secret Fire Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between fire and ice, death and life Posts: 2,241	Orome stole cut them off for a hood ornament on his new Rolls-Royce. What did the Orcs fear more than anything?

08-31-2002, 12:57 AM	#207
Davin Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 166	pink scissor colors, with a few brown puffs here and there... Why is Middle-earth called Middle-earth? __________________ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. »»The Telmena««

08-31-2002, 03:26 AM	#208
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	"Endor" was already in use, taken by one George Lucas(you know, the planet he dumped his teddy bear creatures on?!)So Tolkien had to settle for plain old "Middle-earth"! Question:Landroval was the brother of which renowned eagle? [ August 31, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ] __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

08-31-2002, 04:09 AM	#209
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	Are you old enough to remember The Eagles? Question: When Frodo asks Goldberry who Tom is, what does she say? Off-topic: I just noticed that an edit to a post does not change the original post in TAT. So I deleted and reposted with my better question. Bethberry __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-31-2002, 10:48 AM	#210
Davin Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 166	She says he's the Lay's potatoe chip guy. Do Elves wear tights? And if so, why? __________________ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. »»The Telmena««

09-01-2002, 12:26 AM	#211
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	Why yes, of course! Why? After seeing Robin Hood:Men in Tights, who wouldn't want to? ************************ Who did Eówyn marry? [ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ] __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

09-01-2002, 02:25 AM	#212
suicidal elf chick Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him Posts: 304	Eowyn married Sauron! I thought everyone knew that! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the 'Crack' of Doom? __________________ "Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you?

09-01-2002, 09:45 AM	#213
Davin Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 166	Let's just say you don't want to know.... What material was the One Ring made out of??? [This is my last post for a while!!! I'm moving to my dorm room for university! Wish me luck!] __________________ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. »»The Telmena««

09-01-2002, 10:12 AM	#214
Galadel Vinorel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, the Woodlen Realm Posts: 366	The Ring was made of flowers, of course!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did Frodo see in the Mirror of Galadriel? __________________ “Words can never convey the incredible impact of our attitude toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it." -Charles R. Swindoll

09-01-2002, 05:55 PM	#215
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	He saw that he needed a haircut. ..::Why did Saruman join with Sauron, and why did he want Gandalf to join, too?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

09-01-2002, 07:00 PM	#216
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	Saruman joined with sauron because sauron threw good slumber parties, and he wanted gandalf to join the truth or dare game!!! .::Why did aragorn love arwen so much??::. __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

09-01-2002, 08:34 PM	#217
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	because she had a lot of money ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why is there nine people in the Fellowship? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

09-04-2002, 09:52 PM	#218
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Why <em>were</em> there nine people in the Fellowship? Because in a combat squad squad there are always nine troops. (seriously, there are) what is a balrog? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

09-05-2002, 04:23 PM	#219
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	It was a type of dinosaur. In fact, it was the t-rex's fav meal. ********************************************* What scared Frodo the most? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

09-05-2002, 04:32 PM	#220
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	sam --------- what size shoe did gimli have? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

09-05-2002, 04:57 PM	#221
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	12 1/2. ..::Why did Frodo want to leave for Mordor alone?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

09-05-2002, 09:54 PM	#222
Keeper of the Feet of Melkor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 45	Cuz he wanted all the orc women to himself! What was the ring really made of? __________________ Nazgul, just evil hiding under sheets (reference to the Chronocals of Zoe and Kelly, retrieved from the depths of English class)

09-06-2002, 02:36 AM	#223
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	Tinfoil spray-painted gold! Question: Gilraen was the mother of which member of the fellowship? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson

09-06-2002, 01:28 PM	#224
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	gilraen II ------------------ who was sauron's psycholohist? [ September 06, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ] __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

09-06-2002, 02:19 PM	#225
Jjudvven Wight Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Land to the West Posts: 154	gandalf! who REALLY destroyed the ring? __________________ "I don't know all of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve."

09-06-2002, 09:53 PM	#226
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	Me! Where did Bilbo find the Ring? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

09-06-2002, 09:55 PM	#227
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	floating in the toilet ---------------------- how did it get there? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

09-06-2002, 09:57 PM	#228
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Someone ate it, and, well, you know the rest. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] How come the ring didn't digest? [ September 06, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ] __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

09-08-2002, 04:42 PM	#229
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Because it was to big ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why does Aragorn "love" Arwen? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

09-08-2002, 04:45 PM	#230
Arie Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fangorn Forest Posts: 50	har har har [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't tell me of facts, I never believe facts; you know Canning said nothing was so fallacious as facts, except figures."--Sydney Smith

09-08-2002, 06:02 PM	#231
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Becuase she's such a good cook. ..::Who in the Fellowship dyes their hair, what color did it use to be, and why did he dye it? wow, that's a lot of questions; and you better answer them all! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

09-09-2002, 02:54 PM	#232
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Sam dyes his hair, it is naturally flaming- red with smoky-black streaks. And why...don't you know...he's a balrog set on revenge! Moorahaha!* ********************************* On the journey, what did the fellowship use for toilet paper? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

09-09-2002, 04:51 PM	#233
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Legolas' hair because it was nice and soft, (even though Legolas did not enjoy it) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why are elves immortal? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

09-09-2002, 04:55 PM	#234
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	Because Iluvatar wanted to keep his first few inventions around, and when they complained, he made the Men not immortal, but the rest were stuck. (Is that funny at all?) What kind of chain did Frodo keep the Ring on? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

09-14-2002, 03:10 AM	#235
Glorfinniel the Lost Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Enchanted Isles Posts: 119	Frodo kept the ring on one of those old toilet chains you had to pull to flush! T/F Question: Was "This space 4 rent" the true inscription on the ring? __________________ But Lancelot mused a little space, he said 'She has a lovely face' God in his mercy lend her grace, The Lady of Shalott Alfred, Lord Tennyson