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03-22-2008, 10:31 AM | #201 |
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03-25-2008, 07:35 AM | #202 |
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03-25-2008, 07:40 AM | #203 |
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03-31-2008, 12:33 PM | #204 |
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The Barrow Downs: Almost as flexible as a bar of mithril
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04-07-2008, 10:18 AM | #205 |
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We'll Downs you up
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04-07-2008, 10:25 AM | #206 |
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- It's moving! Kill it! - Making you sick on a regular basis. - The Thinking Person's Teletubbies.
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04-07-2008, 11:07 AM | #207 |
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04-09-2008, 09:20 AM | #208 |
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04-20-2008, 04:33 AM | #209 |
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The Barrow-Downs: Dead threads don't stay dead for long...
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04-21-2008, 09:01 AM | #210 |
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- It's Wight-alicious! - It doesn't work like that. - Hats optional. - Home of the big headed, small headed and the no-headed.
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04-21-2008, 02:11 PM | #211 |
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The Barrow-Downs: Home of illegal rep dealers (see this week's Downer for more info)
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04-21-2008, 07:56 PM | #212 |
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Congratulations, you made me spit Guinness all over my keyboard. I love this one, although I keep hearing Elmer Fudd saying it.
P.S. I'd give you a good rep, unfortunately the system seems to be inoperable.
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04-22-2008, 02:01 PM | #213 |
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What, like "A wight in dawk pwaces"?
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04-22-2008, 02:06 PM | #214 |
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- More slogans that a room full of washing up liquid.
- You may find yourself putting everything else on hold... - Improving Anglo-Moon Relations since 1971
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04-23-2008, 12:20 AM | #216 |
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"The Downs accepts no liability for damage and/or loss of personal belongings, due to excessive viewing of the Middle-Earth Mirth threads"
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04-24-2008, 03:22 PM | #217 |
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The Barrow-Downs: And just when you were making friends!
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04-24-2008, 03:27 PM | #218 |
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- Secretly draining your bank account since 1998 (you should probably not read this)
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04-26-2008, 03:39 PM | #219 |
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The Barrow-Downs: A healthy start to the day.
The Barrow-Downs: a healthy end to the day. The Barrow-Downs: A perfect activity to do all day!
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04-27-2008, 03:02 AM | #220 |
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The Barrow-Downs: The ultimate weapon of mass destruction
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04-27-2008, 08:55 AM | #221 |
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04-27-2008, 03:19 PM | #222 |
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The Barrow-Downs: Where everyone is entitled to their opinion regarding Middle-earth, no matter how daft we think they are.
The Barrow-Downs: The anchor that keeps Tolkien from rolling in his grave. The Barrow-Downs: A mound profound. The Barrow-Downs: A down inclining, a barrow without wheels, word-wraiths chime in with a ring that a'peals.
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04-27-2008, 03:34 PM | #223 |
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The Barrow Downs...
- Intelligibility not included
- Dead interesting - The often annoyingly unquiet dead. - The best edumafacation in the world
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06-11-2008, 02:08 PM | #224 |
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06-11-2008, 03:42 PM | #225 |
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The Barrow Downs: Same old, same old...but we're dead, what did you expect?
The Barrow Downs: The internet's cyber-cemetery. The Barrow Downs: Spare parts bought and sold. Can you give me a hand?
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06-11-2008, 04:14 PM | #226 |
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Do the dead threads go to the Barrow-Downs?
The Barrow-Downs: Eating your children since 1994 The Barrow-Downs: We got the wight stuff! The Barrow-Downs: We put the hyphen in Barrow-Downs The Barrow-Downs: We'll rant you out of house and home! The Barrow-Downs: We'll Beat Tom Bombadil Someday...
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06-27-2008, 04:08 PM | #227 |
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06-28-2008, 11:24 AM | #228 |
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The Barrow-Downs: You don't need friends.
The Barrow-Downs: We WILL convert you! The Barrow-Downs: More than a website, it's a graveyard!
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06-28-2008, 11:49 AM | #229 |
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- Disturbing the Peace since 1418!
- Full of corruption. - - Not Dreadfully Good at Racial purity; Green Skin Only. - Pick up a Pipe - Grossly overrated in Turkmenistan.
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06-28-2008, 03:28 PM | #230 |
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Yup, all of the corruption comes from the Downer.
The Best graveyard on the internet. The only graveyard on the internet.
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06-28-2008, 11:45 PM | #231 |
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06-29-2008, 12:03 AM | #232 |
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Disturbing the Peas since 1417!
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06-29-2008, 07:08 AM | #233 |
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07-11-2008, 04:17 PM | #234 |
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The Barrow-Downs - You must choose a lifestyle from the following list:
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07-11-2008, 11:15 PM | #235 |
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The Barrow-Downs: Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam
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07-12-2008, 02:07 PM | #237 |
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- Ticking towards oblivion! - Can See for Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles... - Numbing brain cells since 1998 - May cause Tolkein-likeness syndrome... - We'll smoke a Pipe... Organ...
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07-12-2008, 10:10 PM | #238 |
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The Barrow Downs: Wondering who the illegal rep dealer is.
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07-13-2008, 03:00 AM | #239 |
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I was wondering how many boxes you can get. Now I know. Or is there one more?
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07-13-2008, 04:47 PM | #240 | |
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