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GaladrieloftheOlden · 07-01-2003, 05:42 PM

Merry: Stop right now! Thank you very much, we need somebody with a human touch...

*drops to the floor, crawls under a table*
Sorry, that bit of Spice Girls just popped into my head... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Silmiel of Imladris · 07-01-2003, 06:24 PM

Merry: Look Pippin,look! Look! Look!! Look!!!
LOOK!!!!

Pippin: What?

Merry: Made you look!

Ok that is way over done but I couldn't think of anything else. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Catherine · 07-01-2003, 06:37 PM

Merry:Hey Pip, pull my finger.
*Pippin pops his head in*
Pippin:I dont think so, remember what happened last time!

arianrod · 07-01-2003, 06:41 PM

Merry: Look, Pippin! People are staring at us through the computer screen!

Pippin: Do you think they're going to finish that bag of chips?

07-02-2003, 12:47 AM

Merry abandons his sword in favor of fighting orcs with his index finger.

You don't have to tell me I need help I already know.

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: BobTheGrey ]

Everdawn · 07-02-2003, 01:35 AM

Merry: We just got Gandalf... youre next!

Feared Half-Elf · 07-02-2003, 01:59 AM

Merry: Look, its a blueberry muffin! Ooooooooohhhhhhhh!

purplefluffychainsaw · 07-02-2003, 01:47 PM

**Pippin rases fire to fingertips**

Pippin: So you thought I was just a hobbit... MWHAHAHA!

OR

Aragorn: Great. I gte to be in the backround. I'M THE RIGHTFUL KING OF GONDOR YOU KNOW????

peonydeepdelver · 07-02-2003, 06:51 PM

"Look Pip! BOROMIR stole the cookie from the cookie jar."
"Who, he?"
"Yes, he."
"Couldn't be!"
"Then who...?"
(Boromir) "Nah, I'm more of a calamari person..."

By the way, Horse-Maiden, where did you find that picture??? It's really funny-looking (but not like the one of the infamous Gondorian soldier.... ) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ]

ElenCala Isil · 07-02-2003, 09:23 PM

*thinking to self* Wow, I thought my hair was about to devour my soul....get a look at that lady's hair!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-03-2003, 02:14 AM

Can I go out with Sam now? Please...I made my homework and washed windows...and I'll be home at nine!

Helkahothion · 07-03-2003, 03:40 AM

I didn't steal your blue contactlenses. Honest. Look at my eyes, would a puppyeyed kid like this lie to you?

Alatariel Telemnar · 07-03-2003, 09:27 AM

What do you mean theres been a change in the script???? What do you mean I'm not playing Frodo anymore???? What do you mean the balrog has wings???? oh now it doesn't??? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!! *thinks to self* man, where'd I put that blasted tie of mine?

Anything but Arwen · 07-03-2003, 11:30 AM

Frodo: *thinking to self* That is one BIIIIIG spider in her hair...

Silmiel of Imladris · 07-03-2003, 12:14 PM

I came all this way through orcs, goblins, and Elvish guards what's more, and all I get is a puke colored cloak and a fire fly in a jar???!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]

Lily Bombadil · 07-03-2003, 01:21 PM

Frodo: What d'you mean, you won't marry me?

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 07-03-2003, 01:49 PM

Frodo: You're stepping on my foot.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 07-04-2003, 05:36 PM

Meela · 07-04-2003, 06:12 PM

"Darned... glue..... GIMLI!!!!"

Everdawn · 07-05-2003, 12:32 AM

Legolas Thinking**: At last my deed is done, all the girls love me!!! Now i can just sit back and look pretty, and let Aragorn do all the work...hehe. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Aredhel Idril Telcontar · 07-05-2003, 12:42 AM

Legolas thinking: Wait till Aragorn finds out what I wrote on his back [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Finwe · 07-05-2003, 10:28 AM

Legolas: I'm too sexy for my shirt...

Random Rohirrim girls: Take it off! Take it off!

Gamja · 07-05-2003, 05:14 PM

Legolas: observe, boys and girls, how you throw two knives at once...

off the screen person: They're arrows you idiot!

Catherine · 07-05-2003, 07:13 PM

Legolas Do my armpits smell?
Person not in pic:Put those arms down!

[ July 05, 2003: Message edited by: Catherine ]

Oddwen · 07-05-2003, 09:45 PM

"Ahh, there's nothing leisurely scraaaaatching your own back when you know perfectly well nobody else can because they aren't limber elves..."

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 07-05-2003, 11:19 PM

Hm, I think I'll take this random moment to give my hair a quick lookover.

Brinniel · 07-06-2003, 12:39 AM

Legolas attempts to pry away the gum that Gimli stuck in his hair last night.

Helkahothion · 07-06-2003, 06:38 AM

Legolas: Must have knifes. Mst stab Orc or die. Why isn't knife coming out.

Gimli with glue: *snigger*

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 07-06-2003, 10:58 AM

Hiss.....

Meela · 07-06-2003, 11:07 AM

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Did YOU steal the cookies from the cookie jar? Then you diiiieeeeee!!"

Elennar Starfire · 07-06-2003, 11:29 AM

"What did you call my mother?"

For the Legolas one:

"Wait! My braid's coming undone!"

or

"Is my tag sticking out?"

Helkahothion · 07-06-2003, 12:54 PM

Hey aragorn, your ring looks awkwardly like mine. And I lost mine. Give it to me!

Aragorn: You stupid Hobbit, you threw your ring in a firey chasm. I got this ring from my great grandfather. You suffer from Ringophobia.

Frodo: Ring? Where?

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-06-2003, 01:08 PM

Frodo: Weeelcome to the 'cook with Mr Frodo' show again. Today we will make some boiled rabbit. first peel the potatoes. And if you don't have a knife, use a sword like I do...

Catherine · 07-06-2003, 08:28 PM

Frodo:The hills are alive with the sound of music!!
Opps...wrong movie

Brinniel · 07-06-2003, 09:05 PM

It was at this moment Arwen realized it was too late to save poor Frodo from his impending doom.

Everdawn · 07-07-2003, 01:23 AM

Frodo: how dare you call me short and bug-eyed! Lets see ya do it now im the one with the bloody sword!"

Helkahothion · 07-07-2003, 04:17 AM

Gollum: I'm going to punch your lights out.

Frodo: Ohw yeah? Let's see how you can do it with one...FREAKEN EYE!

Saw the mask again. Boy is that movie funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Abedithon le

Oddwen · 07-07-2003, 04:42 AM

"Sam! Keep looking for that spatula! The eggs are almost done and I don't think I can flip them with a sword!"

Introducing, SAMWISE PRESLEY singin' his greatest hit!

"You ain't nothin' but a Slinker, whinin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a Stinker, cryin' all the time
You may have caught a rabbit but youwain't no friend of mine!"

Helkahothion · 07-07-2003, 04:44 AM

*After 50 kilometers it is Bibi Nankela the....wait a minute, what is that fat kid doing there?*

Sam: Autograph, autograph!

Everdawn · 07-07-2003, 04:46 AM

Sam: NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WERE LIONS IN NEW ZEALAND!

or...

Sam: ARAGORN, NOT ONLY HAS THE ARMY OF TELETUBBIES TAKEN HELM'S DEEP, THEY HAVE COME UNTO AMON HEN AS WELL!

[ July 07, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ]

07-01-2003, 05:42 PM	#1961
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Merry: Stop right now! Thank you very much, we need somebody with a human touch... drops to the floor, crawls under a table Sorry, that bit of Spice Girls just popped into my head... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

07-01-2003, 06:24 PM	#1962
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	Merry: Look Pippin,look! Look! Look!! Look!!! LOOK!!!! Pippin: What? Merry: Made you look! Ok that is way over done but I couldn't think of anything else. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

07-01-2003, 06:37 PM	#1963
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Merry:Hey Pip, pull my finger. Pippin pops his head in Pippin:I dont think so, remember what happened last time! __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-01-2003, 06:41 PM	#1964
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	Merry: Look, Pippin! People are staring at us through the computer screen! Pippin: Do you think they're going to finish that bag of chips? __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

07-02-2003, 01:35 AM	#1966
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Merry: We just got Gandalf... youre next! __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

07-02-2003, 12:47 AM	#1965
BobTheGrey Guest Posts: n/a	Merry abandons his sword in favor of fighting orcs with his index finger. You don't have to tell me I need help I already know. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: BobTheGrey ]

07-02-2003, 01:59 AM	#1967
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Merry: Look, its a blueberry muffin! Ooooooooohhhhhhhh! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

07-02-2003, 01:47 PM	#1968
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Pippin rases fire to fingertips Pippin: So you thought I was just a hobbit... MWHAHAHA! OR Aragorn: Great. I gte to be in the backround. I'M THE RIGHTFUL KING OF GONDOR YOU KNOW???? __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

07-02-2003, 06:51 PM	#1969
peonydeepdelver Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts Posts: 256	"Look Pip! BOROMIR stole the cookie from the cookie jar." "Who, he?" "Yes, he." "Couldn't be!" "Then who...?" (Boromir) "Nah, I'm more of a calamari person..." By the way, Horse-Maiden, where did you find that picture??? It's really funny-looking (but not like the one of the infamous Gondorian soldier.... ) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ] __________________ "Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh

07-02-2003, 09:23 PM	#1970
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	thinking to self Wow, I thought my hair was about to devour my soul....get a look at that lady's hair! __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

07-03-2003, 02:14 AM	#1971
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Can I go out with Sam now? Please...I made my homework and washed windows...and I'll be home at nine! __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-03-2003, 03:40 AM	#1972
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	I didn't steal your blue contactlenses. Honest. Look at my eyes, would a puppyeyed kid like this lie to you?

07-03-2003, 09:27 AM	#1973
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	What do you mean theres been a change in the script???? What do you mean I'm not playing Frodo anymore???? What do you mean the balrog has wings???? oh now it doesn't??? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!! thinks to self man, where'd I put that blasted tie of mine? __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

07-03-2003, 11:30 AM	#1974
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Frodo: thinking to self That is one BIIIIIG spider in her hair... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

07-03-2003, 12:14 PM	#1975
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	I came all this way through orcs, goblins, and Elvish guards what's more, and all I get is a puke colored cloak and a fire fly in a jar???!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ] __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

07-03-2003, 01:21 PM	#1976
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Frodo: What d'you mean, you won't marry me? [ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ] __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

07-03-2003, 01:49 PM	#1977
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Frodo: You're stepping on my foot. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

07-04-2003, 05:36 PM	#1978
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	__________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

07-04-2003, 06:12 PM	#1979
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Darned... glue..... GIMLI!!!!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-05-2003, 12:32 AM	#1980
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Legolas Thinking*: At last my deed is done, all the girls love me!!! Now i can just sit back and look pretty, and let Aragorn do all the work...hehe. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena."* ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

07-05-2003, 12:42 AM	#1981
Aredhel Idril Telcontar Wight Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros Posts: 113	Legolas thinking: Wait till Aragorn finds out what I wrote on his back [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "I am your sister and not your servant, and beyond your bounds I will go as seems good to me." Tai uzdaryk mane Tevyne savyje/kaip giesme gerkleje mirtis uzdaro/ ir kaip uzdaro vakara naktis/ o Tu man atsakai: as Tavo laisve

07-05-2003, 10:28 AM	#1982
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Legolas: I'm too sexy for my shirt... Random Rohirrim girls: Take it off! Take it off! __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

07-05-2003, 05:14 PM	#1983
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	Legolas: observe, boys and girls, how you throw two knives at once... off the screen person: They're arrows you idiot! __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

07-05-2003, 07:13 PM	#1984
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Legolas Do my armpits smell? Person not in pic:Put those arms down! [ July 05, 2003: Message edited by: Catherine ] __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-05-2003, 09:45 PM	#1985
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"Ahh, there's nothing leisurely scraaaaatching your own back when you know perfectly well nobody else can because they aren't limber elves..." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-05-2003, 11:19 PM	#1986
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Hm, I think I'll take this random moment to give my hair a quick lookover. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

07-06-2003, 12:39 AM	#1987
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Legolas attempts to pry away the gum that Gimli stuck in his hair last night. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

07-06-2003, 06:38 AM	#1988
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Legolas: Must have knifes. Mst stab Orc or die. Why isn't knife coming out. Gimli with glue: snigger

07-06-2003, 10:58 AM	#1989
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Hiss..... __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

07-06-2003, 11:07 AM	#1990
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Did YOU steal the cookies from the cookie jar? Then you diiiieeeeee!!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-06-2003, 11:29 AM	#1991
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	"What did you call my mother?" For the Legolas one: "Wait! My braid's coming undone!" or "Is my tag sticking out?" __________________ Don't let me die!

07-06-2003, 12:54 PM	#1992
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Hey aragorn, your ring looks awkwardly like mine. And I lost mine. Give it to me! Aragorn: You stupid Hobbit, you threw your ring in a firey chasm. I got this ring from my great grandfather. You suffer from Ringophobia. Frodo: Ring? Where?

07-06-2003, 01:08 PM	#1993
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Frodo: Weeelcome to the 'cook with Mr Frodo' show again. Today we will make some boiled rabbit. first peel the potatoes. And if you don't have a knife, use a sword like I do... __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-06-2003, 08:28 PM	#1994
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Frodo:The hills are alive with the sound of music!! Opps...wrong movie __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-06-2003, 09:05 PM	#1995
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	It was at this moment Arwen realized it was too late to save poor Frodo from his impending doom. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum