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Maegaladiel · 05-13-2003, 12:11 PM

For the Legolas pic:

Legolas discovers too late that the oliphaunts had indeed come this way.

Maegaladiel · 05-13-2003, 12:14 PM

For the Merry pic:

Merry tries to set his VCR.

OR

Merry discovers WHY you're not supposed to microwave eggs.

Maegaladiel · 05-13-2003, 12:17 PM

For the Aragorn Pic:

ARAGORN- Oooh dear. Boromir and Gandalf are having disco competitions again.

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-13-2003, 04:42 PM

Quote:

hmm.. yes I am fully aware of that, and I've decided to capture Frodo, and take him as a pet... just kidding!

Without me you probably wouldnt have known of him, I'm the one that found out he was saving pix of himself into your computer that day... who knew hobbits knew how to hack onto other peoples comptures? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Arafangwen · 05-13-2003, 04:55 PM

For the Legolas one: "Aragorn! Why are you petting the snail?!"(I know, it's bad)

For the Merry one: Pippin: "The washer just wasn't enough for you was it. Oh no, you had to go and fix the dryer too!"

For the Aragorn one: thinks to himself: "Why dosn't Gandalf have to use a saddle and I do?"

ElenCala Isil · 05-13-2003, 05:00 PM

ok.. if you say so Alatariel, if you say so [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] lol

for the merry pic:
oh, so that's what they mean by nukes!

[ May 13, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-13-2003, 06:19 PM

For the Merry picture:

Merry: Wow! *hic* That Harbottle Old Peculiar certainly packs a punch.

Airehiriel · 05-14-2003, 12:07 PM

Arwen: *thinks* Dang! He's been eating onions again! I guess I shouldn't tell him his breath smells bad again. He didn't like it much last time.

Aragorn: *thinks* Wow, those onion burgers were great!

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-14-2003, 02:18 PM

Aragorn: OK, who put the superglue on my forehead?
Pippin: (offscreen) *snicker*
Arwen: (mutters) Fool of a Took!

SilverEmbers · 05-14-2003, 02:33 PM

Arwen(slowyl) Um aragorn? I think you have something on your nose.
Aragorn-What?
Arwen-Hold reeeaaly still...it might be a bug or something
Aragorn-Get it off, get it off!

Ok, that was lame, i know....^.^'

Yavanna228 · 05-14-2003, 02:37 PM

Arwen: 'My word, he wasn't kidding when he said he hadn't washed his hair in two months!'
Peace

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-14-2003, 04:39 PM

Arafangwen · 05-14-2003, 04:41 PM

Arwen: Aragorn, you know that to comunicate with your mind you don't have to be, um, touching foreheads right?

Lame, I know, I'm sick, give me a break.

Arafangwen · 05-14-2003, 04:42 PM

Eowyn: Someone seriously needs to brush their teeth! Gross!

ElenCala Isil · 05-14-2003, 04:54 PM

Eowyn:Hey! That's not Aragorn!

ok.. that made hardly any sense,cents, nor scents.. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-15-2003, 06:32 AM

Eowyn: "Must... concentrate...on..wall....
Random Person: "Eowyn, what are you doing?"
Eowyn: "Trying to stare at the wall.."
RP: "Why?"
E: "If I do I'll be mysterious... and Aragorn will want me more! You know, people than Arwen the incredibly bulimic elf can look sexy and mysterious! I can too.. (This continues on for hours)
RP: *Thinks to self* Oh Eru not this again!
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Yavanna228 · 05-15-2003, 06:41 AM

Eowyn: 'Must...kill...Muffin...of Doom!'
Peace

Airehiriel · 05-15-2003, 09:26 AM

Eowyn, a little delusional from killing someone already, speaks to the wall: What did you say to me?! What did you just call me? I have a sword, and I will cut off your head! Don't ever speak to me so again! I already have blood on my hands, don't think I won't hesitate to add your blood to them!

Random Person walks by: Alrighty then.

[ May 15, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-15-2003, 10:04 AM

Éowyn: HOLY CRAP! The giant mushrooms are attacking!

Niluial · 05-15-2003, 01:50 PM

*muuuhahahahehe* You guys make my sides hurt... its distressing that I cant really be funny on purpose, I have never had that gift! It’s always when I do something stupid and embarrassing people find me funny! All these Crazy Captions prove that cleaver readers (who know the right books to read [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]), are not boring but really humorous to...

SilverEmbers · 05-15-2003, 02:05 PM

Eowyn-Eeew eew eeew, thats gross looking! I knew it wasnt a good idea to hide from the nazgul in the outhouse!
*reads over post and winces* my patheticosity scares even me....

Elennar Starfire · 05-15-2003, 04:19 PM

AAAAA! Its going to eat meeee! heeeelp!

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-15-2003, 06:49 PM

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-15-2003, 06:56 PM

Aragorn develops a nasty case of 'orc shoulder' and resorts to self-amputation.

ElenCala Isil · 05-15-2003, 06:58 PM

Aragorn *to himself* come on Elessar, stay calm.. just take the sword, and push the orcs off.. you're a king you ninny, they can't hurt you! Try not to cry.. just look the other way!

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-15-2003, 10:01 PM

Knowing that Saruman had mixed his Uruk-Hai warriors with Gorgons, Aragorn took extra precautions when going around corners in Helm's Deep and made sure to use his sword as a mirror.

Arwen_Evenstar · 05-16-2003, 12:09 AM

Can someone tell me how to post a picture? When I right click, paste is not an option, unless im pasting words. Help?!
~nat~

Anything but Arwen · 05-16-2003, 12:28 PM

Arwen, use the image thingy at the bottom of the text box, like the quote thing.
Right. That wasnt helpful at all, was it?

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-16-2003, 02:23 PM

You have to have the URL of the picture. To do this (if you're a Windows user), right-click on the picture and select "Properties" from the drop-down menu. Copy the URL, then go to the post composition page.

Make the tag [ IMG] (without the space between the bracket and "IMG") and paste the URL. Close the tag with [ /IMG] (again without the space). Then post it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

maikafanawen · 05-16-2003, 03:47 PM

Aragorn and Arwen shot

Rivendell Bully #1: Eh! Come on ye prat!

Arwen: *very tersely* Just ignore them.

Rivendell Bully #2: Yah Aragorn! Come on! And bring your dishy bird with ye! Hey slapper!

Arwen: Take a deep breath. You’re better than they are. That’s right ... deep breaths ... good.

Eowyn shot

Eowyn: Oh—my—god—

Last but not least- Aragorn shot

Aragorn: Where are they?

Screen director #2: *whispers* They’re right by your arm

Aragorn: Are you mad? They can’t *sees miniature orcs* —uh, PJ?

PJ: CUT!!! Alright, Szalinski!! Somebody get me Szali— *sees him* --Wayne! What have you done with the orcs?! Get your machine out here and fix them please. Sorry about that Aragorn...

-Maikafanawen

[ May 16, 2003: Message edited by: maikafanawen ]

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-16-2003, 04:20 PM

Smeagol and Deagol

Gorwingel · 05-16-2003, 09:09 PM

Smeagol: Wait, I see somthing written on it, right there...
I think it is in some foreign language...
Deagol: Maybe that is where it came from, is it in some form of elvish
Smeagol: If I understand right, I think it says "CHINA"
Deagol: I've never heard of that

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-16-2003, 09:30 PM

Deagol: Hey, wow! Check this out!

Smeagol: (thinking) There's a bug on his head.

Deagol: It's so... so precious! I wonder where it came from?

Smeagol: (thinking) That sure is a big bug....

Deagol: And it's so shiny! Pretty!

Smeagol: (thinking still!) Maybe if I just reached up and swatted it....

Anything but Arwen · 05-17-2003, 11:07 AM

Smeagol: Dude!! Thats my Ring!

maikafanawen · 05-17-2003, 04:40 PM

For the Merry one:

*After incorrectly pronouncing Green Dragon--which sounded much more like Queen Drag Inn--while using Floo powder, Merry finds himself in a not-so-nice part of Middle Earth. He looks above him to see a sign that reads 'Drag Queen Inn'. He then gives the appropriate reaction...*

Merry: Haldir? GANDALF? CELEBORN?? What tha--AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

-Maikafanawen

Thorin Oakenshield · 05-18-2003, 01:53 PM

hahahaha

Balin999 · 05-19-2003, 09:16 AM

Hey people, I got a question.
I've been reading through those two threads and I noticed there are so many posts where there is a comment to a picture, and then following a "I know it's lame" or "forgive me, I'm not good at this" or "ok, it's late today". I remember that I did that myself once, but thinking of it, I wonder why you post anyway, if you think that your comment sucks?
If you like it, post it, if not, think of another, and then post that one instead of confessing that it sucks anyway.

It's just a suggestion, I don't want to make anyone angry.

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-19-2003, 10:54 AM

Quote:

If you like it, post it, if not, think of another, and then post that one instead of confessing that it sucks anyway.

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Can't fault your logic there, Balin.

Airehiriel · 05-19-2003, 11:17 AM

Aragorn picture:

Aragorn strikes his most heroic pose for the box of the new cereal Tiny Orc Puffs. Each box packs a tiny punch! Buy Tiny Orc Puffs today!

Smeagol and Deagol picture:

Deagol: Ooooohh, it's so pretty.

Smeagol: (secretly schemeing to get his hands on it) Oh, it's not that great, I has one just likes it at my place.

Deagol: So, I bet it's not as shiny as this one!
Smeagol: Oh, yessss, it's even more shiny in fact. I'll let you have my purty shiny one if you lets me have this dull, stupid one.

Deagol: Hmmmmmm...

Legolas picture:

Legolas' life long ambition has finally been realized after 3000 years. Enough of this manly tramping around the wild, getting dirty and smelly! Legolas was joining the ballet!

[ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Hirilaelin · 05-19-2003, 11:52 AM

When Legolas came out as a cross-dresser, he did it in his own unique way.

05-13-2003, 12:11 PM	#1681
Maegaladiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Around and About Posts: 82	For the Legolas pic: Legolas discovers too late that the oliphaunts had indeed come this way. __________________ OK, which one of you wise guys bought Denethor a flame thrower?!? I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I can tell a hawk from a handsaw. GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

05-13-2003, 12:14 PM	#1682
Maegaladiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Around and About Posts: 82	For the Merry pic: Merry tries to set his VCR. OR Merry discovers WHY you're not supposed to microwave eggs. __________________ OK, which one of you wise guys bought Denethor a flame thrower?!? I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I can tell a hawk from a handsaw. GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

05-13-2003, 12:17 PM	#1683
Maegaladiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Around and About Posts: 82	For the Aragorn Pic: ARAGORN- Oooh dear. Boromir and Gandalf are having disco competitions again. __________________ OK, which one of you wise guys bought Denethor a flame thrower?!? I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I can tell a hawk from a handsaw. GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

05-13-2003, 04:55 PM	#1685
Arafangwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WtR: 413 miles/Floating happily across the floor in the arms of The Phantom..... Posts: 361	For the Legolas one: "Aragorn! Why are you petting the snail?!"(I know, it's bad) For the Merry one: Pippin: "The washer just wasn't enough for you was it. Oh no, you had to go and fix the dryer too!" For the Aragorn one: thinks to himself: "Why dosn't Gandalf have to use a saddle and I do?" __________________ i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~LúcëwenElerínaEruiel Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that?

05-13-2003, 05:00 PM	#1686
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	ok.. if you say so Alatariel, if you say so [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] lol for the merry pic: oh, so that's what they mean by nukes! [ May 13, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-13-2003, 06:19 PM	#1687
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	For the Merry picture: Merry: Wow! hic That Harbottle Old Peculiar certainly packs a punch. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-14-2003, 12:07 PM	#1688
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Arwen: thinks Dang! He's been eating onions again! I guess I shouldn't tell him his breath smells bad again. He didn't like it much last time. Aragorn: thinks Wow, those onion burgers were great! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

05-14-2003, 02:18 PM	#1689
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn: OK, who put the superglue on my forehead? Pippin: (offscreen) snicker Arwen: (mutters) Fool of a Took! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-14-2003, 02:33 PM	#1690
SilverEmbers Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 18	Arwen(slowyl) Um aragorn? I think you have something on your nose. Aragorn-What? Arwen-Hold reeeaaly still...it might be a bug or something Aragorn-Get it off, get it off! Ok, that was lame, i know....^.^' __________________ 'You dare to defy Eowyn, shieldmaiden of the mark? Now, tremble at her wrath!' Eowyn Rules!

05-14-2003, 02:37 PM	#1691
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Arwen: 'My word, he wasn't kidding when he said he hadn't washed his hair in two months!' Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

05-14-2003, 04:39 PM	#1692
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	__________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-14-2003, 04:41 PM	#1693
Arafangwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WtR: 413 miles/Floating happily across the floor in the arms of The Phantom..... Posts: 361	Arwen: Aragorn, you know that to comunicate with your mind you don't have to be, um, touching foreheads right? Lame, I know, I'm sick, give me a break. __________________ i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~LúcëwenElerínaEruiel Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that?

05-14-2003, 04:42 PM	#1694
Arafangwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WtR: 413 miles/Floating happily across the floor in the arms of The Phantom..... Posts: 361	Eowyn: Someone seriously needs to brush their teeth! Gross! __________________ i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~LúcëwenElerínaEruiel Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that?

05-14-2003, 04:54 PM	#1695
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Eowyn:Hey! That's not Aragorn! ok.. that made hardly any sense,cents, nor scents.. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-15-2003, 06:32 AM	#1696
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Eowyn: "Must... concentrate...on..wall.... Random Person: "Eowyn, what are you doing?" Eowyn: "Trying to stare at the wall.." RP: "Why?" E: "If I do I'll be mysterious... and Aragorn will want me more! You know, people than Arwen the incredibly bulimic elf can look sexy and mysterious! I can too.. (This continues on for hours) RP: Thinks to self Oh Eru not this again! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

05-15-2003, 06:41 AM	#1697
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Eowyn: 'Must...kill...Muffin...of Doom!' Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

05-15-2003, 09:26 AM	#1698
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Eowyn, a little delusional from killing someone already, speaks to the wall: What did you say to me?! What did you just call me? I have a sword, and I will cut off your head! Don't ever speak to me so again! I already have blood on my hands, don't think I won't hesitate to add your blood to them! Random Person walks by: Alrighty then. [ May 15, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

05-15-2003, 10:04 AM	#1699
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Éowyn: HOLY CRAP! The giant mushrooms are attacking! __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

05-15-2003, 01:50 PM	#1700
Niluial Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the darkness of white Posts: 601	muuuhahahahehe You guys make my sides hurt... its distressing that I cant really be funny on purpose, I have never had that gift! It’s always when I do something stupid and embarrassing people find me funny! All these Crazy Captions prove that cleaver readers (who know the right books to read [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]), are not boring but really humorous to... __________________ Life is not about how many breaths you take but about how many times it leaves you breathless. My rants, moans and groans in other words my Blog My Magical Site

05-15-2003, 02:05 PM	#1701
SilverEmbers Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 18	Eowyn-Eeew eew eeew, thats gross looking! I knew it wasnt a good idea to hide from the nazgul in the outhouse! reads over post and winces my patheticosity scares even me.... __________________ 'You dare to defy Eowyn, shieldmaiden of the mark? Now, tremble at her wrath!' Eowyn Rules!

05-15-2003, 04:19 PM	#1702
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	AAAAA! Its going to eat meeee! heeeelp! __________________ Don't let me die!

05-15-2003, 06:49 PM	#1703
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	__________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-15-2003, 06:56 PM	#1704
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn develops a nasty case of 'orc shoulder' and resorts to self-amputation. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-15-2003, 06:58 PM	#1705
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Aragorn to himself come on Elessar, stay calm.. just take the sword, and push the orcs off.. you're a king you ninny, they can't hurt you! Try not to cry.. just look the other way! __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-15-2003, 10:01 PM	#1706
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Knowing that Saruman had mixed his Uruk-Hai warriors with Gorgons, Aragorn took extra precautions when going around corners in Helm's Deep and made sure to use his sword as a mirror. __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

05-16-2003, 12:09 AM	#1707
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	Can someone tell me how to post a picture? When I right click, paste is not an option, unless im pasting words. Help?! ~nat~ __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

05-16-2003, 12:28 PM	#1708
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Arwen, use the image thingy at the bottom of the text box, like the quote thing. Right. That wasnt helpful at all, was it? __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

05-16-2003, 02:23 PM	#1709
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	You have to have the URL of the picture. To do this (if you're a Windows user), right-click on the picture and select "Properties" from the drop-down menu. Copy the URL, then go to the post composition page. Make the tag [ IMG] (without the space between the bracket and "IMG") and paste the URL. Close the tag with [ /IMG] (again without the space). Then post it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

05-16-2003, 03:47 PM	#1710
maikafanawen Tears of Simbelmynë Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The Beast's Castle Posts: 705	Aragorn and Arwen shot Rivendell Bully #1: Eh! Come on ye prat! Arwen: very tersely Just ignore them. Rivendell Bully #2: Yah Aragorn! Come on! And bring your dishy bird with ye! Hey slapper! Arwen: Take a deep breath. You’re better than they are. That’s right ... deep breaths ... good. Eowyn shot Eowyn: Oh—my—god— Last but not least- Aragorn shot Aragorn: Where are they? Screen director #2: whispers They’re right by your arm Aragorn: Are you mad? They can’t sees miniature orcs —uh, PJ? PJ: CUT!!! Alright, Szalinski!! Somebody get me Szali— sees him --Wayne! What have you done with the orcs?! Get your machine out here and fix them please. Sorry about that Aragorn... -Maikafanawen [ May 16, 2003: Message edited by: maikafanawen ] __________________ "They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say, 'Sht, it's raining!'" -- Ruby, Cold Mountain*

05-16-2003, 04:20 PM	#1711
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	Smeagol and Deagol __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-16-2003, 09:09 PM	#1712
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Smeagol: Wait, I see somthing written on it, right there... I think it is in some foreign language... Deagol: Maybe that is where it came from, is it in some form of elvish Smeagol: If I understand right, I think it says "CHINA" Deagol: I've never heard of that __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

05-16-2003, 09:30 PM	#1713
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Deagol: Hey, wow! Check this out! Smeagol: (thinking) There's a bug on his head. Deagol: It's so... so precious! I wonder where it came from? Smeagol: (thinking) That sure is a big bug.... Deagol: And it's so shiny! Pretty! Smeagol: (thinking still!) Maybe if I just reached up and swatted it.... __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

05-17-2003, 11:07 AM	#1714
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Smeagol: Dude!! Thats my Ring! __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

05-17-2003, 04:40 PM	#1715
maikafanawen Tears of Simbelmynë Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The Beast's Castle Posts: 705	For the Merry one: After incorrectly pronouncing Green Dragon--which sounded much more like Queen Drag Inn--while using Floo powder, Merry finds himself in a not-so-nice part of Middle Earth. He looks above him to see a sign that reads 'Drag Queen Inn'. He then gives the appropriate reaction... Merry: Haldir? GANDALF? CELEBORN?? What tha--AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! -Maikafanawen __________________ "They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say, 'Sht, it's raining!'" -- Ruby, Cold Mountain*

05-18-2003, 01:53 PM	#1716
Thorin Oakenshield Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2003 Location: Frisco TX Posts: 43	hahahaha __________________ If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.