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Lindale · 11-08-2009, 07:27 AM

Beruthiel: I secretly learned the language of cats--basically because I had no one else to talk to.

Eol: Were there no decent orthopedics in Doriath or Beleriand?

Loslote · 11-08-2009, 05:28 PM

Eol: Yes, but they were all on strike at the time.

Morgoth: Which did you like better, Angband or Utumno?

Erendis · 11-09-2009, 03:37 AM

Morgoth:Angmar,for sure.Better landscape,no view,no living good neighbors... Ah,home,sweet home....

Balrong:Is Zirak-zigil a good place to-em-rest forever?

Lindale · 11-16-2009, 11:59 PM

Balrog: *resting*

Ulmo: Erm, do you have legs?

Loslote · 11-17-2009, 04:48 PM

Ulmo: Yes. They're just underwater most of the time, so no one ever notices.

Aegnor: What was the real reason you left Andreth?

Erendis · 11-24-2009, 03:29 AM

Aegnor:Humididty.You can't preserve a propoer hair straightening more than 2 hours.

Mandos,isn't so many people at home a bit agoraphobic?

Lindale · 11-24-2009, 08:21 AM

Mandos: After a couple o' centuries, you'll get used to it.

Eowyn: How did you feel when Theodred and Eomer wouldn't let you play with them?

Loslote · 11-24-2009, 04:54 PM

Eowyn: Really relieved. Do you realize how bad they smell after wearing all that armor all day?

Tulkas: Why /did/ you come to Arda?

Erendis · 11-25-2009, 06:23 AM

Tulkas:You know..All these pusssies around me singing...Hey ,dude,I want some action!

Sauron

on't you think that silver dome in Armenelos was a bit kitch?

Faramir Jones · 02-21-2010, 10:37 AM

Sauron: You dare ask me such a question?

Just because you're online and think that you have superior technology doesn't mean that I won't find out who you are!

Varda: Why didn't you make any constellations in the shape of cuddly, peaceful things, like a cat or a rabbit? They're nice.

Loslote · 02-21-2010, 08:43 PM

Varda: But I couldn't bribe anyone by naming it after them. Bunnies just aren't that impressive. My plans for world domination would be ruined! ... I mean, I'm allergic.

Manwe: ... just how long did you know Varda before you married her?

Glirdan · 02-21-2010, 10:28 PM

Manwe: That's an easy one....wait....I'm MARRIED!?!?

Yavanna: What compelled you to create walking, talking trees?

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-21-2010, 10:34 PM

Yavanna: Well, it sort of helped that somebody decided to create something that killed my trees. Anyway, why not?

Eru Illuvatar: What gave you the idea to create. . . creation?

Loslote · 02-22-2010, 12:18 AM

Iluvatar: Well, I saw the most amazing movie once...

Luthien: Do girls in Doriath never take Self-Defense classes?

Urwen · 03-14-2010, 12:01 PM

Pharazon, why did you usurp the throne from thy WIFE?

Urwen · 03-14-2010, 12:03 PM

Pharazon, why

did you usurp the throne from thy wife?

Galadriel55 · 10-31-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Loslote

Luthien: Do girls in Doriath never take Self-Defense classes?

Luthien: well, it's a given that all our possible enemies are asleep by the time they get close enough.

Nienna: do you have any time to laugh?

Glirdan · 12-14-2010, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Nienna: do you have any time to laugh?

Nienna: Not really seeing as I have this....and that.....and.....and...the....other....thing....ST OP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!

Rosie: Do Hobbit women shave their feet?

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 12-15-2010, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Glirdan

Rosie: Do Hobbit women shave their feet?

Absolutely not! Foot-hair is a sign of a sturdy hobbit woman. No respectable hobbit lady would shave!

Beleg: Why were you friends with such a person as Turin? He killed you! *Sniff*

Galadriel55 · 12-16-2010, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Beleg: Why were you friends with such a person as Turin? He killed you! *Sniff*

He killed me? REALLY?! Wonderful! I've always wanted to join the Barrow Downs!!!

Elrond: how does it feel to look up in the sky and see your dad there?

Glirdan · 12-18-2010, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Elrond: how does it feel to look up in the sky and see your dad there?

WHAT!?!? I thought I told him to stop taking flying lessons from a catapult!!!

Gandalf: Why fireworks?

Galadriel55 · 12-18-2010, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Glirdan

Gandalf: Why fireworks?

I am not a big fan of water fountains, whatever Elrond might say.

Galadriel: Why in Middle Earth did you decide to marry that stupid dunce Celeborn?

Glirdan · 12-19-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Galadriel: Why in Middle Earth did you decide to marry that stupid dunce Celeborn?

.......Because he was pretty.......

Thorin: Why 13?

Galadriel55 · 12-19-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Glirdan

Thorin: Why 13?

I was 13 when I found out I was a Dwarf. Since I went with Dwarves on a mission to avenge other Dwarves and conquer the right home of Dwarves, I thought that 13 Dwarves is the Dwarvishly perfect Dwarvish number. 13 of us, 13 Dwarves, set out on the dangerous Dwarf mission on Dwarf business. It's a shame Gandalf made that fat lump Bilbo come along; it ruined all my plan. Well, what can a Dwarf expect of a wizard who isn't a Dwarvishly Dwarfy Dwarf?

Smaug: what colour are your wings and why?

11-08-2009, 07:27 AM	#121
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Beruthiel: I secretly learned the language of cats--basically because I had no one else to talk to. Eol: Were there no decent orthopedics in Doriath or Beleriand? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

11-08-2009, 05:28 PM	#122
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Eol: Yes, but they were all on strike at the time. Morgoth: Which did you like better, Angband or Utumno? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-09-2009, 03:37 AM	#123
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Morgoth:Angmar,for sure.Better landscape,no view,no living good neighbors... Ah,home,sweet home.... Balrong:Is Zirak-zigil a good place to-em-rest forever? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

11-16-2009, 11:59 PM	#124
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Balrog: resting Ulmo: Erm, do you have legs? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

11-17-2009, 04:48 PM	#125
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Ulmo: Yes. They're just underwater most of the time, so no one ever notices. Aegnor: What was the real reason you left Andreth? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-24-2009, 03:29 AM	#126
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Aegnor:Humididty.You can't preserve a propoer hair straightening more than 2 hours. Mandos,isn't so many people at home a bit agoraphobic? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

11-24-2009, 08:21 AM	#127
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Mandos: After a couple o' centuries, you'll get used to it. Eowyn: How did you feel when Theodred and Eomer wouldn't let you play with them? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

11-24-2009, 04:54 PM	#128
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Eowyn: Really relieved. Do you realize how bad they smell after wearing all that armor all day? Tulkas: Why /did/ you come to Arda? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-25-2009, 06:23 AM	#129
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Tulkas:You know..All these pusssies around me singing...Hey ,dude,I want some action! Sauronon't you think that silver dome in Armenelos was a bit kitch? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

02-21-2010, 10:37 AM	#130
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	How dare you! Sauron: You dare ask me such a question? Just because you're online and think that you have superior technology doesn't mean that I won't find out who you are! Varda: Why didn't you make any constellations in the shape of cuddly, peaceful things, like a cat or a rabbit? They're nice.

02-21-2010, 08:43 PM	#131
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Varda: But I couldn't bribe anyone by naming it after them. Bunnies just aren't that impressive. My plans for world domination would be ruined! ... I mean, I'm allergic. Manwe: ... just how long did you know Varda before you married her? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

02-21-2010, 10:28 PM	#132
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Manwe: That's an easy one....wait....I'm MARRIED!?!? Yavanna: What compelled you to create walking, talking trees? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-21-2010, 10:34 PM	#133
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Yavanna: Well, it sort of helped that somebody decided to create something that killed my trees. Anyway, why not? Eru Illuvatar: What gave you the idea to create. . . creation? __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

02-22-2010, 12:18 AM	#134
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Iluvatar: Well, I saw the most amazing movie once... Luthien: Do girls in Doriath never take Self-Defense classes? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

03-14-2010, 12:01 PM	#135
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Pharazon, why did you usurp the throne from thy WIFE?

03-14-2010, 12:03 PM	#136
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Pharazon, why did you usurp the throne from thy wife?

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