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wow thats odd!
I actually agree with Sauce Pan in a survivor thread. ++ CHIEF OF GUARDS He wont tell his name and don't do anything at all. Death by cudgel is what he deserves. 
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12-05-2005, 05:44 PM
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I dont like hobbits.
++bungo baggins A hobbit won lotr survovor a bad guy or dwarf should win.
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12-05-2005, 08:58 PM
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Well, I'm not going to vote because my vote would be useless. So, voting will be stopping now. And I'm surprised that I got no feedback at all! But I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Oh well... (This is not a pity card I'm pulling, it's the "oh my! i didn't get anything!" card).
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12-05-2005, 09:14 PM
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Day 7
Day seven was a very wierd day. The votes were cast out and were very spaced apart. However, a Hobbit was the victim of that day's criticisim. "You're holding me back dad!" Bilbo yelled at Bungo. "But son, I'm just trying to keep you form getting hurt!" "You need to stop sheltering him from the world, dear." Belladonna told her husband. "You need to let him go." That night, the votes went as follows:
Dain - 1 Chief of Guards - 2 Bungo - 4 Beorn - 1 Bungo Baggins was the one to get the boot. "He's holding me back!" Bilbo cried. " He's boring!" others cried. "And he's a Hobbit! I mean, come on!" some crazy person yelled. "Fine, be like that!" Bungo yelled. With that, he left and boarded the boat. Unfortunately, the boat tipped over and he fell in the water, and as we all know, Hobbits can't swim. Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins The remaining contestants: Hobbits Belladonna Took Bilbo Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) Old Took Dwarves Balin Bifur Bombur Dain Dori Dwalin Fili Gloin Kili Oin Thrain (father of Thorin) Thorin Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Men/Elves Bard Beorn Chief of Guards Elrond Galion (Elvenking's Butler) Elvenking The Master Girion Bad Guys Azog Bert Bolg Golfimbul Great Goblin Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Others Eagle Lord Roac Carc Gollum Necromancer Day 7 has come to a close. Day 8 begins.
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12-05-2005, 11:16 PM
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Now that we haev evicted one thorn in the side and Bilbo now has the opportunity to become the adventurer he needs, we still have a hoodlum on the island who never does anything but spend his days at the bottle. I am talking about the butler Galion. For the reason that he is always in a drunkon stupor, I vote to evict
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12-06-2005, 03:30 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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At least Galion, with his drunken escapades, is amusing. Unlike the
++ CHIEF OF GUARDS ... for whom I am voting for the same reasons as stated yesterday. So dull, they didn't even bother telling us his name.
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12-06-2005, 06:44 AM
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I say Roac. His attempted scavenging of contestants as they sleep, under the impression that they're dead, is neither seemly nor desirable.
++ROAC (Incidentally-my connection has been dead for a few days. But I have returned, mightier than ever before...)
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12-06-2005, 07:00 AM
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I'll follow along with Sauce. If they don't give a guy a name, he's got to die, hasn't anyone seen Star Trek?
++Chief of Guards
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12-06-2005, 07:14 AM
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++Chief of Guards
I told why yesterday, the only thing I will repeat is: Use a cudgel
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12-06-2005, 07:38 AM
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Yay!!
'Chief of Guards' my foot! I see no guarding being done. In fact, all I see is perecious food being 'imporperly distributed' (aka eaten by the Chief of Guards, and probably The Master). This cannot be tolerated!
++Chief of Guards.
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12-06-2005, 09:29 AM
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(guard # 3?) and didn't make it to the first commercial.  So: + + Chief Of Guards
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12-06-2005, 02:08 PM
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12-06-2005, 02:38 PM
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++Beorn
The shape-shifter must die....I mean go
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12-06-2005, 03:12 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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No name no game.
++chief of guerds He dosent stand a chanch.
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12-06-2005, 03:34 PM
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I'm swayed by morm.
Beorn is an obnoxious, violent, hooligan with an antitolerant attitude. He's a vegetarian. He runs a vegan farm looked after by talking animals. I imagine he has an irritating Hagrid-like yeaarrrgh voice. A mere furrier! Do away with the insufferable Middle-earth Dr Dolittle! --ROAC, ++BEORN
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12-06-2005, 03:56 PM
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Hmm. I'm torn. Do I vote for the nameless, red-shirted security officer who's bound to die at some point in the show anyway (how did he survive this long?), or for the shape-shifter, who's probably going to cause trouble by changing form into another contestant, the Chief Warg, perhaps?
I think that just decided it. Shape-shifters are interesting to have around for their unpredictablity, but the Chief of Guards is nothing more than a glorified extra. ++CHIEF OF GUARDS
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12-06-2005, 05:20 PM
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++ Thorin
I still think we should get rid of this stubborn leader of the dwarves.
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12-06-2005, 09:03 PM
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Energetic Essence
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Ok, voting is closed. Cast out vote in a few minutes.
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12-06-2005, 09:14 PM
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Day turned out to prove, once again, that people were over the Dwarf purgery. Today's victim: The Chief of Thranduil's guards. "He is such a drunkard!" The Galion, Thranduil's Butler, stated. "You're one to talk!" The Chief retorted. "Well, you let little thieves come in and steal food! Not to mention you're the one responsible for the keys of the cells. Who's fault is it that the Dwarves were able to escape?" Bilbo stated. That night, the votes were pretty much all the same:
Galion (Thranduil's butler) - 1 Chief of Guards - 8 Beorn - 2 Thorin - 1 Of course, the namless Chief of Guards was the one cast out. In addition to his cast out, Thranduil had one last punishment to give: " My Chief of Guards (what is your name anyway?  )! For letting prisoners escape (and being a drunkard), you are hereby banished from the realm of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood along with all other Elven kingdoms and tribes!! Go!" With that, the namless Chief left in shame.Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards The remaining contestants: Hobbits Belladonna Took Bilbo Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) Old Took Dwarves Balin Bifur Bombur Dain Dori Dwalin Fili Gloin Kili Oin Thrain (father of Thorin) Thorin Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Men/Elves Bard Beorn Elrond Galion (Elvenking's Butler) Elvenking The Master Girion Bad Guys Azog Bert Bolg Golfimbul Great Goblin Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Others Eagle Lord Roac Carc Gollum Necromancer Day 8 has ended. Day 9 begins.......................NOW!!!
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12-06-2005, 09:28 PM
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Maundering Mage
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++Beorn
Again!
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12-07-2005, 12:01 AM
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Maundering Mage
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--Beorn
++Thorin In hopes of a mutual friendship
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12-07-2005, 07:23 AM
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+ + Thror
Isn't he dead already? So it shouldn't be too painful for him.
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12-07-2005, 10:27 AM
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The Chief of Guards was condemned for being nameless despite his amusing drunken frolics. How much worse is it to be provided with a name but still refuse to do anything?
++BIFUR
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12-07-2005, 11:22 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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Failed to protect Erebor against a Draconian invasion and ended up having his head autographed by a Goblin. How ignominious is that?
His efforts on the island have been characterised by equally appalling incompetence. He's an embarassment to his son and grandson, neither of whom wants to be associated with him, and so he's holding the Dwarf tribe back. He should go now without further ado. ++ THROR He won't be missed.
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12-07-2005, 11:55 AM
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12-07-2005, 11:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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yay, another one joins our loose confederation!
++Thorin you know why... ps. i can't say as i can condone any eviction order sent to Beorn. I find you charges against him quite unsatasfactory, morm. though i do appreciate the support agianst thorin...
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12-07-2005, 12:13 PM
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To save poor Thorin, I shall reluctantly join the persecution of his luckless ancestor, though why you lot are leaving the talentless cretins like Bifur or Dwalin alone is beyond me...
--BIFUR, ++THROR
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12-07-2005, 12:18 PM
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Thror was a great casus belli, I don't want to vote for him.
But I will if Thorin is in danger. When does voting close.
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12-07-2005, 01:41 PM
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Well at a minimum my vote for Thorin has ruffled some feathers.
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12-07-2005, 06:43 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Thorin is already a king what else does he need a million dollers give it to somebody else.
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12-07-2005, 07:06 PM
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I have to go with Sauce today. Thror needs to go he is very greedy and proud. He tried to attack the moria tribe single-handadly. And why? for a bunch of gold all for himself!!!!
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Maundering Mage
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Well Articstorm then Thorin decided to take on a dragon for his own selfish desire. Then what does he do? Let the town get attacked and let them handle his dragon.
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++Thorin
Come on Oakenshield ! ! ! Why not somthing cool like Bonsai-Helmet ?
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Energetic Essence
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sorry I'm so late with this. I didn't have access to the computer until now (We were watching Elf). I'll have the post up as soon as I tally the votes.
Well, it looks like I have a tie to break. So, I will do a toin coss. Heads is Thorin, tails is Thror. And it was heads. So, ++Thorin
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Energetic Essence
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Day 9
That night, the Dwarves were the victims of toment. Thror and his grandson Thorin to be more specific. "Thror, you're supposed to be dead! Why are you alive?" one asked. "Well, why is my son alive? Why were Nain and Dain alive? Answer me that!" Thror responded. "Good point. I say we pick on Thorin instead!" That night, cast out and it was down to a tie, until the last person came in (rather late I must add (SORRY!!!)) and the votes were as thus by the end:
Thorin - 6 Thror - 5 Thorin was the one to be evicted that night. "But why?" he asked. "Because you're a selfish, greedy and ignorant Dwarf!" they responded. "Fine!! If you want to evict me, I'll take this announcer with me!!" With that, he leapt up and grabbed the announcer and held a dagger to his throat and backed up slowly. As soon as he reached the fringe of the woods, he pushed the announcer away and began to run. However, he didn't get very far. As soon as he pushed the announcer away, and launched spears at his back and he fell, dead. Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards Thorin The remaining contestants: Hobbits Belladonna Took Bilbo Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) Old Took Dwarves Balin Bifur Bombur Dain Dori Dwalin Fili Gloin Kili Oin Thrain (father of Thorin) Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Men/Elves Bard Beorn Elrond Galion (Elvenking's Butler) Elvenking The Master Girion Bad Guys Azog Bert Bolg Golfimbul Great Goblin Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Others Eagle Lord Roac Carc Gollum Necromancer Day 10 begins.
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Tempted as I am to immediately gun for Bilbo in revenge for the fallen King under the Mountain, I ought to stick to my indictments and pursue the mediocre ++BOFUR.
Still, if anyone's up for Hobbit bashing I'm ready and willing...fat little elephantiasised sentimental bumpkin Middle England Daily Mail reading scum...
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But then again, if an eagle should "slip" and make mashed hobbit it would be interesting to see just how far the eight dwarves would get. So hasta la vista + + Bilbo Baggins
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