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09-25-2013, 02:12 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
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The pillars of Medusel were in fact purely decorative, the roof was only kept in place by a few select Rohiric men, with some exceptionally sturdy spears.
or Legolas was rather miffed that nobody had noticed the fur lining on his fab new shoes.
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09-25-2013, 05:52 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Aragorn starts chanting while Legolas links arms with Gandalf and Gimli to start dancing the can-can.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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09-25-2013, 09:02 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Aragorn stood frozen unable to move as he was shunned by his former friends, and the hopes and dreams of his kin came tumbling down around him. The realisation that he was a rotten branch on the family-tree of Elendil, was more than he could bear! Of all the 15 previous chieftains of the Dunedain, never had anyone been seen in such poor resolution and so low pixelation.
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09-25-2013, 07:36 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Despite wishing to be the flower girl, Legolas is forced into giving the blushing bride away.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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09-29-2013, 04:56 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Grima: Mawwiage! Mawwiage is whot bwings us togevhah today!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-29-2013, 06:27 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Gimli ruins the perfect symmetry with his height.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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10-22-2013, 07:53 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"What did Wormtongue mean, 'dress code'?
 Saruman's hanging out in the Uruk-hai locker room was starting to get weird.
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10-23-2013, 06:46 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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"Yes, I will finally win the ultimate frisbee tournament! I can't lose with you on my team!"
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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10-23-2013, 07:12 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Christopher Lee and maestro von Lurtz shall sing the duet of Wotan and Alberich from Richard Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen...
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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10-23-2013, 01:37 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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Sadly, in keeping with the new Mordor policy when orcs get concussions, Saruman is forced to tell Lurtz he cannot join in the attack on Boromir and the Fellowship.
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
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10-24-2013, 04:35 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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After Superman and Spiderman failed, Saruman bids the new superhero to pass through the Stargate behind him, and fight the evil that lurks on the other side and save the universe.
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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03-06-2014, 05:34 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"I will fight no one until the photo is changed."
 Aragorn introduces the Rohirrim to the advanced training regimen of the Northern Dúnedain.
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03-06-2014, 06:13 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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 Aragorn: I'll be the first one to the cake! ~~~ Legolas mirrors Aragorn's dance moves. ~~~ Aragorn yells and Legolas shuts his eyes, as both seem to find the floor extremely terrifying.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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03-08-2014, 10:07 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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This was the less advanced course
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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03-13-2014, 11:33 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Aragorn: The walls...
Legolas: Don't just stand there try to brace it with something! Aragorn: Wait... which movie franchise is this?
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03-17-2014, 10:42 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd*mned door?!"
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"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam." |
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04-07-2014, 05:55 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Right, Legolas. Fly over mountains and fetch another pic to save us."
 You can thank Rune for this one.  "Look sir. Droids!"
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04-07-2014, 08:06 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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For the previous one (can't believe I haven't played out this theme yet):
"Pippin! Don't you know to lock the bathroomm door?!" Aragorn and Legolas burst into the bathroom stall and find a certain uncloaked persona. For the current one: "Now, camels, before you get to the Eye, we'll practice getting through the Ring..." "Thag you very buch," said Frodo to the dentist after his wisdom teeth got removed.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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04-10-2014, 10:12 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Hey! The inscription says 'made in Bree'! Sam kept the real one!"
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04-12-2014, 11:13 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Mar 2014
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What to do in this? Do I have to caption the pic that is JUST posted? Who's that, by the way? To me looks Sam.
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04-13-2014, 05:18 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Treetops, C/O Great Smials
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"No, Sam, that's a Hula Hoop," said Frodo.
Lotrelf - yes, you're right about the caption. Actually, now not sure about my own caption ... not sure if that is Frodo or Sam. It's from the Rankin-Bass 'Return Of The King,' but I can't tell for sure which hobbit it is.
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04-13-2014, 06:25 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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And that's Frodo, of course! Sam's face is wider, and his nose is larger, unlikely though that seems.
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04-13-2014, 08:28 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Mar 2014
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___________________________ MY CAPTION: Frodo: "I've got this Ring, Sam! I'm in Mordor, will not destroy the Ring." *he smiles evilly* (I know that's out of character, but just a crazy caption) Pervinca, your caption's cool. I wonder how is mine. Idiotic, I guess! 
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04-13-2014, 08:54 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Well, Frodo is described by Gandalf as "a stout little fellow with red cheeks," but he wasn't stout by the time he got to Rivendell, and he'd have been pretty darned thin by the time he reached Mordor.
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04-13-2014, 10:58 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
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04-13-2014, 08:57 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Frodo: When Bilbo found this shiny ring in Gollum's cave of gloom, I did not know that it would turn into a ring of Doom!
Or... Frodo: Yes, I am the Bearer of the Ring, and in a few moments I will be the Wearer of the Ring! The Darer of the Ring! Lately I've been the Carer of the Ring. Rest assured I will never be the Sharer of the Ring!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-14-2014, 04:15 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Treetops, C/O Great Smials
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That's a good'un, Oddwen!
 "A most interesting specimen," said Frodo, inspecting the Neekerbreeker he had just trapped in the magnifying glass. (OK, that one was a bit lame.)
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"Sit by the firelight's glow; tell us an old tale we know. Tell of adventures strange and rare; never to change, ever to share! Stories we tell will cast their spell, now and for always." |
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04-15-2014, 12:30 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Frodo the Lawyer grins in triumph, having found the Ring's fine print, Use of this object may be Hobbit-forming.
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04-15-2014, 02:32 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Labored joke of the day...
Frodo hatches his evil scheme: To slowly poison the offspring of the big-people with huge quantities of sugar, by feeding them his latest invention 'The Froot Loop'.
or Frodo always had an affinity for careless handling of jewellery.
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07-21-2014, 04:22 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
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"Watch me reach in here and pull out a new pic!"
 The White Council's new closing game of Spin the Dagger was not to Galadriel's liking.
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07-21-2014, 06:40 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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"This is the worst party ever," thought Gandalf to himself. "I should invite myself to one at Bag End..."
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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07-21-2014, 08:54 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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None of the guests seemed to appreciate Elrond's brand new gorgeous sunset-and-statues wall murals.
The White Council continued soundly on as a bunch of Elvish women were strangled silently in the background.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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07-22-2014, 03:53 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Elrond is speechless when he discovers Gandalf "I was only trying to help" the grey, had tried to make up for cleaning his sword with the best table cloth by boilwashing it.
It was a wedding present from his mother in law. She wove it herself. From her hair...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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07-22-2014, 08:26 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Gandalf: Parties like this are why I didn't want to be a wizard. I wanted to be a rock star!
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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07-24-2014, 03:20 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Elrond and Galadriel try to think of a why to punish Gandalf for playing with swords...again
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08-03-2014, 01:02 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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As Gandalf bows out after only managing 34 Elvish pancakes, Elrond and Galadriel prepare to fight over who gets the bigger half of the last one.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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08-20-2014, 07:57 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2014
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Elrond: This bloody black background on this Morgul blade is giving me a headache!
Gandalf: Can you read it? Elrond: I need some light in here, its all gone teal/orange. *squints* Galadriel: well it will be Dawn soon, for no particular reason, just wait a few minutes. Elrond: *sigh* |
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08-20-2014, 03:00 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2014
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Blonde Elf: *thinks* ''I get to hammer it later, it wont be tiny after I have finished with it'. |
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08-20-2014, 03:44 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Gangsta Legolas signs for the Mirkwood Krew.
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