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The Perky Ent · 09-05-2005, 03:07 PM

Unfortunatly, Treebeard was doing his daily tree hug.

Boromir88 · 09-05-2005, 04:00 PM

Fortunately the forest fire was put out by Aragorn's Ranger Corps just before it got to the tree treebeard had been hugging.

Meneltarmacil · 09-05-2005, 04:13 PM

Unfortunately, a bunch of large meteors tarted falling.

Boromir88 · 09-05-2005, 04:20 PM

Fortunately Gandalf created a meteor shield over the forest.

The Perky Ent · 09-05-2005, 04:24 PM

Unfortunatly, the Perky Ent came and equipted his Balrog mask. He turned into a Balrog, and broke Gandalf's meteor shield

Boromir88 · 09-05-2005, 04:26 PM

Fortunately, Treebeard and Aragorn's rangers were smart enough not to trust Gandalf's meteor shield and were long gone before Perky came by and destroyed it. So, all he really did was kill Gandalf, who will be sent back anyway.

WaynetheGoblin · 09-05-2005, 04:46 PM

Unfourtunately after 20000000 times he didnt come back.

Gil-Galad · 09-05-2005, 05:09 PM

fortunately the Valar got lazy and mad, they sent back gandalf as a cat with only 9 lives

The Perky Ent · 09-05-2005, 06:45 PM

Unfortunatly, a large heard of Mumakil were running by and trampled him nine times, using up his lives

Gil-Galad · 09-05-2005, 06:47 PM

fortunately nobody listens to Perky so gandalf was fine and grooming himself

Orominuialwen · 09-05-2005, 07:01 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf-the-cat got a hairball.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-05-2005, 09:45 PM

. . . the hairball is actually a bonus life, so Gandalf now has 10 lives.

The Perky Ent · 09-05-2005, 10:38 PM

. . . no one listens to Gil-Galad either, so all posts after 1370 were void

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-05-2005, 10:49 PM

. . . some listen to Nilp, so they decide to get pizza.

The Perky Ent · 09-05-2005, 10:54 PM

. . . the Beorning attack also mauled pizza into oblivion, along with Llama

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-05-2005, 10:56 PM

. . . Tolkien removed all references to 'Beornings' in his latest emendation to the Books.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2005, 12:01 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf now had no one to come to Sunday lunch and so went on a rampage through the streets of Gondor causing a stand still to all business.

Hiriel · 09-06-2005, 12:24 AM

Fortunatly, it was sunday, so no one was at work

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-06-2005, 03:46 AM

. . . Manwë abolished weekends, so people were forced to work on Sundays.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 07:22 AM

. . . it was Middle Earth Laybor Day!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2005, 09:16 AM

Unfortunately, it was only a Rohan tradition, so Gondor did not observe,’ labour' day. (they were conservatives

)

Boromir88 · 09-06-2005, 10:36 AM

Fortunately, Gondorians had no idea who Manwe was, nor did they know of anything about abolishing weekends. So, to them, today was Sunday, their day off.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 11:29 AM

. . . Sauron remembered he made a backup 'One Ring of Power', and returned to his physical form at the hight of his power

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2005, 11:41 AM

Fortunately, Sauron was taking the day off too.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 12:03 PM

. . . Saruman wasn't, and sent his Beserkers to ravage the city

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2005, 12:23 PM

Fortunately, by the time they got there it was Thursday and everyone was armed for battle.

Boromir88 · 09-06-2005, 02:28 PM

Unfortunately it didn't matter and Saruman's berzerkers ravaged the city anyway.

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 02:34 PM

Fourtunately, they all stopped their fighting because they saw Denethor, the "Hottest" Steward.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2005, 02:42 PM

Unfortunately, everyone laughed themselves into comas.

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 02:46 PM

Fourtunately, Eru didn't like seeing everyone in coma's and he woke them all up.

Boromir88 · 09-06-2005, 03:08 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth thought it was funny so he put them back in comas.

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 03:10 PM

Fourtunately, Morgoth was at this time in the Void and has no power in ME.

Boromir88 · 09-06-2005, 03:13 PM

Unfortunately Morgoth had figured out Eru's secret...the void was only a figment of his imagination, making Morgoth think there was a void, when there really wasn't. So, he broke the imaginary void and put everyone in comas.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 04:14 PM

Fortunatly, JRR Tolkien's editors didn't like the coma part, so they made him change it so that comas didn't exist in Middie Earth.

Boromir88 · 09-06-2005, 04:48 PM

Unfortunately, Tolkien could care less what his editors thought (like on several other occasions) and stuck with everyone being in comas.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 04:56 PM

Fortunatly, it was night time and everyone was asleep, so the beserkers didn't notice they were in comas, and all committed suicide

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 05:44 PM

Unfourtunately, before they could commit suicide, The Nazgul King came and put fear into their hearts and they went around the town ransacking houses and killing the townsfolk.

Edit: My 300th post!! YAY!!!

Gil-Galad · 09-06-2005, 06:35 PM

Fortunately the town was abandoned, so confused in their job, they all just went home and came back for the christmas party

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 06:39 PM

Unfourtunately, they had a party in Orthanc for Saruman to go to when the town held their Christmas party and thus the berzerkers weren't able to make it. That and they weren't invited.

The Elf-warrior · 09-06-2005, 08:11 PM

Fortunately Pippin didn't die from eating poisonous mushrooms.

09-05-2005, 03:07 PM	#1361
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Treebeard was doing his daily tree hug. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-05-2005, 04:00 PM	#1362
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately the forest fire was put out by Aragorn's Ranger Corps just before it got to the tree treebeard had been hugging. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-05-2005, 04:13 PM	#1363
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a bunch of large meteors tarted falling. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-05-2005, 04:20 PM	#1364
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately Gandalf created a meteor shield over the forest. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-05-2005, 04:24 PM	#1365
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, the Perky Ent came and equipted his Balrog mask. He turned into a Balrog, and broke Gandalf's meteor shield __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-05-2005, 04:26 PM	#1366
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, Treebeard and Aragorn's rangers were smart enough not to trust Gandalf's meteor shield and were long gone before Perky came by and destroyed it. So, all he really did was kill Gandalf, who will be sent back anyway. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-05-2005, 04:46 PM	#1367
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Unfourtunately after 20000000 times he didnt come back. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

09-05-2005, 05:09 PM	#1368
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately the Valar got lazy and mad, they sent back gandalf as a cat with only 9 lives __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-05-2005, 06:45 PM	#1369
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, a large heard of Mumakil were running by and trampled him nine times, using up his lives __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-05-2005, 06:47 PM	#1370
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately nobody listens to Perky so gandalf was fine and grooming himself __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-05-2005, 07:01 PM	#1371
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Unfortunately, Gandalf-the-cat got a hairball. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

09-05-2005, 09:45 PM	#1372
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the hairball is actually a bonus life, so Gandalf now has 10 lives. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-05-2005, 10:38 PM	#1373
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly. . . . . . no one listens to Gil-Galad either, so all posts after 1370 were void __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-05-2005, 10:49 PM	#1374
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . some listen to Nilp, so they decide to get pizza. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-05-2005, 10:54 PM	#1375
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly . . . . . . the Beorning attack also mauled pizza into oblivion, along with Llama __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-05-2005, 10:56 PM	#1376
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Tolkien removed all references to 'Beornings' in his latest emendation to the Books. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-06-2005, 12:01 AM	#1377
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gandalf now had no one to come to Sunday lunch and so went on a rampage through the streets of Gondor causing a stand still to all business. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-06-2005, 12:24 AM	#1378
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Fortunatly, it was sunday, so no one was at work __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

09-06-2005, 03:46 AM	#1379
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Manwë abolished weekends, so people were forced to work on Sundays. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-06-2005, 07:22 AM	#1380
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly . . . . . . it was Middle Earth Laybor Day! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 09:16 AM	#1381
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, it was only a Rohan tradition, so Gondor did not observe,’ labour' day. (they were conservatives ) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-06-2005, 10:36 AM	#1382
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, Gondorians had no idea who Manwe was, nor did they know of anything about abolishing weekends. So, to them, today was Sunday, their day off. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-06-2005, 11:29 AM	#1383
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly. . . . . . Sauron remembered he made a backup 'One Ring of Power', and returned to his physical form at the hight of his power __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 11:41 AM	#1384
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Sauron was taking the day off too. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-06-2005, 12:03 PM	#1385
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly. . . . . . Saruman wasn't, and sent his Beserkers to ravage the city __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 12:23 PM	#1386
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, by the time they got there it was Thursday and everyone was armed for battle. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-06-2005, 02:28 PM	#1387
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately it didn't matter and Saruman's berzerkers ravaged the city anyway. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-06-2005, 02:34 PM	#1388
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, they all stopped their fighting because they saw Denethor, the "Hottest" Steward. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-06-2005, 02:42 PM	#1389
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, everyone laughed themselves into comas. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-06-2005, 02:46 PM	#1390
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Eru didn't like seeing everyone in coma's and he woke them all up. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-06-2005, 03:08 PM	#1391
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, Morgoth thought it was funny so he put them back in comas. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-06-2005, 03:10 PM	#1392
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Morgoth was at this time in the Void and has no power in ME. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-06-2005, 03:13 PM	#1393
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately Morgoth had figured out Eru's secret...the void was only a figment of his imagination, making Morgoth think there was a void, when there really wasn't. So, he broke the imaginary void and put everyone in comas. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-06-2005, 04:14 PM	#1394
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, JRR Tolkien's editors didn't like the coma part, so they made him change it so that comas didn't exist in Middie Earth. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 04:48 PM	#1395
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, Tolkien could care less what his editors thought (like on several other occasions) and stuck with everyone being in comas. __________________ Fenris Penguin