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03-15-2003, 05:37 PM
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Much as his companions tried to help, pippin took remained quite insane; even after brian-surgery.
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03-15-2003, 08:46 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Immersed in a Good Book
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"Nooooooo! Who took the nightlight away? I'm going to get you Merry!"
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03-15-2003, 09:11 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lost but Found
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Pippin: It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's how fast it hits you!
(Many apologies to Douglas Adams)
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03-15-2003, 09:47 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Finally out of the Paths of the Dead!
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I've got a new one.
 Gollum(to himself):"Get your own lembas they said! You can't have any. You don't even like lembas! I'll show them! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ March 15, 2003: Message edited by: Aerandir Carnesir ]
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03-15-2003, 11:36 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Gollimodo, Disney's next rip-off, bombed at the box office. This promotional poster has been the target of many graffiti attacks.
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03-16-2003, 01:27 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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I find that when those unbelievably gullible...OHNO!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE ME TALKING NORMALLY! *kof koff* Gollum! Gollum! Yes, preciousss...*heh heh*
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03-16-2003, 02:46 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Something close like Shire
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I'm little late but...
one for the Legolas&sword pic: *Legolas reads the runes on the sword* "Elven Blade" Legolas: Great, this one will do fine with me! But hey, what's that small print? "Made in Mordor" ~~~~~~~~~~ And one for the Pippin pic: Pippin: AAAAAAHHHH!!! No wait, my hands are untied! I have to do this scary scene again!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~ Gollum pic: "Have you ever felt obsessed by some-thing? Tried to keep this thing only to your self, never letting it out of your sight? Giving it nicknames and talking to it?? If you don't want to start resembling this poor fellow call immediately at 0-800-SME-AGOL and we will set you free!" [ March 16, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]
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03-16-2003, 12:28 PM
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Ash of Orodruin
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thangorodrim
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Good one with the Gollum thingy, Annun!!!
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03-16-2003, 07:31 PM
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Beholder of the Mists
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now
Posts: 1,419
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Gollum: What's over there? It is the fat one? No, it's just a cave troll, too bad.
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03-17-2003, 10:50 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 Bilbo: You did WHAT with my Preparation H?!
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03-17-2003, 11:09 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: UK
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Bilbo: Just hand over the pipeweed and everything will be fine...give me the pipeweed Frodo...give it to me...NOW!
Wow, that picture scares me, I always jump at the bit in the film
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03-17-2003, 11:52 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Something close like Shire
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Bilbo: MUST...GET...TO THE OPHTHAMOLOGIST!
And gimme back my toothbrush, NOW!! ------ Oh and thank you, Himaran! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] *bows* [ March 17, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]
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03-17-2003, 05:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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LOL!! I saw that Bilbo pic and I burst out laughing...I find that bit so funny, when you think about it it is!
Aaaaanyways: "NEVER SEPARATE ME FROM MY STUFFED BUNNY!"
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03-17-2003, 07:17 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Immersed in a Good Book
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Bilbo gives Frodo a glimpse of his alter ego, Gollum. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-17-2003, 07:43 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: far, far away
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Bilbo: Don't trust Elrond and his healing! Just look where it got me!!! Ahhh!
Frodo: Are you sure it was Elrond?!
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03-17-2003, 07:49 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The Old Forest
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lol, love it! Especially yours, Horse-Maiden [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-17-2003, 08:27 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!"
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03-17-2003, 10:39 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Why, thank you, Goldberry.
 Coffee...give...me...coffee...
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03-17-2003, 11:25 PM
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Beholder of the Mists
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now
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Frodo: Faramir...you have something in your teeth, and I think it is going to make me throw up.
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03-18-2003, 01:45 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: napa valley, ca
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Frodo: "If I see one more piece of Lembas I'm gonna hurl..."
Gorwingel I like your new avatar!
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03-18-2003, 02:04 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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Woa, dude,that pipe-weed is wicked!!! Faramir, dude, make love not war!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Or not... Maybe: Dude, how wasted were we last night? Seriously though do know what this makes me think of? Frodo: Do you think its possible that we got so wasted last night we bought a life time supply of lembas? Pippin:*opens cupboard* I think thats entirely possible! THAT LINE IN DWMC ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-18-2003, 08:39 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Frodo: I can't believe that I used Bilbo's Preparation H as tooth paste! I feel sick just thinking about it.
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03-18-2003, 10:55 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Okay guys, I just couldn't resist myself!
 Ha ha ha! I can't believe you brushed your teeth with Bilbo's Preparation H! What a dork! Ewww, Mr. Frodo! That's just disgustin'! I'm not followin' you anymore! Fool of a Baggins! How stupid are you?! I can't believe I left the ring with YOU! Frodo, you should do what I do. I don't brush MY teeth, see? So even I wouldn't do something as dumb as that! Well, if the ringbearer is that stupid, I may be able to get the ring after all. Gross! And to think I kissed you on the head! What do you use for shampoo?! Shut up you guys! It was a simple mistake! You might do the same thing.Murmurs from everyone... I don't think so. Yeah, right. I'm not THAT foolish. What a dork! The safety of the Middle Earth depends on him? This could be easier than I thought! (In case you don't know what Preparation H is: Preparation H. I'm sure you'll get the drift, and where you get hemorrhoids.) [ March 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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03-18-2003, 10:58 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Okay, okay, okay, new picture...
 Wizard Square Dancing... Slam your partner, do see do!
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03-18-2003, 11:19 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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Nice ones, Airehiriel!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Saruman: Gandalf, trust me, you are just not cut out for that Superman role. okay, bad, but I'm in a weird mood today, so, yeah...
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03-18-2003, 01:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Well... it WAS really windy on the Orthanc.
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03-18-2003, 10:36 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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LOL!!! Laughed my head off at the Preparation H stuff!!!
Gandalf: Watch me do my flying trick! Watch, Saruman, Watch!!! Saruman: No...not again! I've watched it ten times already!
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03-18-2003, 11:34 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Immersed in a Good Book
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I saw that and thought, "Star Wars." lol!
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03-19-2003, 10:11 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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Guys, I seriously don't know what to do with this one. So many things could be said about it [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Check out the elf second from the left. He looks...interesting? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~ |
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03-19-2003, 10:34 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Elf whispering to other Elf: Legolas farted, pass it on.
Elf on the other side of Legolas: Why do they always stick me beside Legolas after he's eaten beans? Look what it does to my face!
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03-19-2003, 11:09 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Elf second from left: Hey, wow, you've got pointy ears, man!
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03-19-2003, 06:36 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Hobbiton
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Elf whispering: You think it would be easy for Jeli Baggins to write something funny about us after reading more than 30 pages of captions.
Elf being whispered to: Nope. Jeli Baggins- hobbit, yes. Caption writer, no.
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"My dear Frodo! Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you." ~ Gandalf to Frodo |
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03-19-2003, 06:36 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: far, far away
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Elf whispering: Oh boy! Legolas is trying to levitate the stone again...
Elf on the other side: If I sit really straight and still, maybe they'll think I'm a tree.
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03-19-2003, 06:39 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: far, far away
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Elf whispering: Oh boy! Legolas is trying to levitate the stone again...
Elf on other side: If I sit really straight and still, maybe they'll think I'm a tree.
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~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~ |
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03-20-2003, 09:01 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 Boromir had finally cracked one too many short jokes.
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03-20-2003, 09:22 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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I know this is really late, but...
For the Pippin one Prohibitition comesto the Shire BTW, that was made up at ninecompanions.net not by me. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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"Glue... very powerful stuff." |
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03-20-2003, 03:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
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Legolas one:
Legolas: *thinking* They're talking about me again... I know it..... ~~~~~~~~~~~ Boromir: Easy guys, I'm not meant to die for another few chapters! |
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03-21-2003, 10:51 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Pippin: You hold him down, Merry, I'll get his rations.
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03-21-2003, 12:18 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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Despite his attempts to keep it a secret, Merry and Pippin soon learned that Boromir kept a stash of candy in his pockets.
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Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~ |
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03-21-2003, 01:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Boromir: Okay! Okay! I'll stop calling you 'Little Ones'!!!
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