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MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-15-2012, 06:08 AM

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..."

Lalwendë · 09-16-2012, 12:46 PM

Thranduil, also to be seen in Desperate Scousewives and The Only Way Is Essex. Reem, innit!

MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-17-2012, 12:37 PM

Inziladun · 09-17-2012, 02:07 PM

"Gandalf, tell your Cousin Radagast that being 'one with nature' doesn't give him leave to appear at the White Council uncloaked!"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-17-2012, 02:39 PM

As no agreement could be reached, Gandalf simply pulled the giant switch and sent the dissidents into a watery and crocodile infested grave.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-17-2012, 03:59 PM

Watch the Middle-Earth series premiere of Marriage Counciling! Our fist couple: Gandalf the Grey and Lord Elrond of Rivendell!

Inziladun · 09-17-2012, 05:28 PM

"I will take Frodo as my Padawan learner."

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 09-17-2012, 05:57 PM

Letting go of all civilities for a moment the crowd erupted, the cries from outside the ring were "fight, fight, fight."

Galadriel55 · 09-17-2012, 06:12 PM

"Calm down, Gandalf, you look worse than Barliman's wife after he overindulges in his prize ale!"

Oddwen · 09-17-2012, 09:53 PM

Gandalf leaned on his staff, panting heavily. These things only got more difficult the more he aged. Still, he proudly met the gazes of the gathered council and placed his hand saucily on his hip.

"Elrond," he proclaimed. "You just got served."

Galadriel55 · 09-18-2012, 11:49 AM

"No, I will take the Ring!"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-18-2012, 05:35 PM

Gandalf did not posses the voice of Saruman, but he had developed a rather effective technique of persuasion. In this case he was sure that he only had to hold his breath for a few minutes more, then Elrond would give in and the argument be won.

Lalwendë · 09-19-2012, 04:25 PM

Elrond: "What time do you call this? We ordered that pizza for delivery an hour ago!"

Kitanna · 09-19-2012, 07:50 PM

Gandalf: Who has been leaving hair in the drains?

MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-21-2012, 10:38 AM

Galdalf pouts when Elrond informs himthat his hair just doesn't keep up with the current styles. The witnesses watch with baited breath, more than willing to testify in court if Gandalf attacks Elrond for the constructive criticism.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 09-21-2012, 01:15 PM

Gandalf was forced to admit that, no, he'd never marvelled at the beauty of it; but if Elrond didn't stop showing off about that new robe he was going to scratch his eyes out.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-21-2012, 06:47 PM

Gandalf's decision to demonstrate just how easily a hobbit can be impaled by a simple wooden staff shocked everyone, but in the end they all agreed it was the right thing to do.

Galadriel55 · 09-21-2012, 07:43 PM

Paying attention to nothing but the argument at hand, no one noticed that while they were shouting at each other, both Frodo and the Ring disappeared...

Mithalwen · 09-22-2012, 10:40 AM

Gandalf refuses to accept Elrond's verdict that his rendition of "I'm a little teapot" wasn't good enough to get him through to the next round of Rivendell's got talent.

Bêthberry · 09-22-2012, 11:03 AM

Gandalf wonders how he is going to juggle the tube of A-535 rub on his back.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 10-05-2012, 10:56 AM

Sorry guys. Apparently this won't show as an image, so it's a link. Have fun!

Inziladun · 10-05-2012, 02:53 PM

Though carefully manicured, Saruman's thumbnail was a serious detriment to his bowling game.

Inziladun · 10-06-2012, 12:26 PM

"What do you mean, 'Reply hazy, try again'?"

The Only Real Estel · 10-07-2012, 01:54 AM

"I'm down to four fingers & one arm WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, SAURON??"

Galadriel55 · 10-07-2012, 09:41 AM

Saruman stares at the palantir with all two of his eyes.

Sauron stares back with all one.

Nolwë_Namiel · 10-07-2012, 03:13 PM

Now that I've got my knife handy, I'll just carve this baby into an image of the Great One himself.

narfforc · 10-08-2012, 12:46 AM

Saruman always used to spend time down the Bowling Alley on his days off........

MCRmyGirl4eva · 10-09-2012, 07:56 AM

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my order:
Build me and ar-may!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-09-2012, 09:02 AM

Saruman was correct: From the right angle it looked like he was holding a crystal ball in his hand. However the novelty of it soon wore off, as the unknown planet collided with Middle-Earth.

Oddwen · 10-09-2012, 08:37 PM

"It's a Palantir. Nothing more. If you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary dotard whose brigands drink in the reek, and whose brats roll on the floor with the dogs."

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2012, 01:04 AM

No matter how big and disgusting the wart on his hand got, Saruman refused to get it seen to. In fact, he started personifying it and calling it his new best friend.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-10-2012, 06:12 AM

All right Gandalf, what do you say?.
I make this 7-10 split and you join me in ruling Middle-earth!

Lalwendë · 10-12-2012, 02:02 PM

Saruman was overjoyed to snag one of this year's limited supply of Heston Blumenthal's Whole Orange Christmas Puddings. "I can get £40 for this on eBay!"

MCRmyGirl4eva · 10-15-2012, 03:18 PM

http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/...rsion_FotR.jpg

Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations.

Inziladun · 10-15-2012, 03:25 PM

"Anyone ever tell you you look sort of like a frightened weasel?"

or

"So that's when the squirrel came to and really started protecting its nuts. Anyway, that's how I got this scar."

MCRmyGirl4eva · 10-18-2012, 06:29 AM

You will buy me ice cream, or you will suffer.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-18-2012, 06:40 AM

Aragorn didn't quite believe him, but Celeborn was adamant that it was him that came up with the idea for frozen yogurt.

or

Once again Celebron defeated Aragorn in the ancient pastime of the Eldar known as "who can pee the longest".

Unforgiven · 10-18-2012, 03:52 PM

Hey, who does your flaxen hair? I could use a good wash and wax.

Lalwendë · 10-18-2012, 06:01 PM

The final show down in the All Middle-earth Mighty Mullet Competition starts to turn nasty when Aragorn accuses his opponent of using kirby grips rather than commit fully to the philosophy of 'business in front, party at the back'.

Galadriel55 · 10-18-2012, 07:02 PM

"Do I know you from somewhere?"

09-15-2012, 06:08 AM	#13841
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..." __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

09-16-2012, 12:46 PM	#13842
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Thranduil, also to be seen in Desperate Scousewives and The Only Way Is Essex. Reem, innit! __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-17-2012, 12:37 PM	#13843
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	New Picture! __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

09-17-2012, 02:07 PM	#13844
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"Gandalf, tell your Cousin Radagast that being 'one with nature' doesn't give him leave to appear at the White Council uncloaked!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-17-2012, 03:59 PM	#13846
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Watch the Middle-Earth series premiere of Marriage Counciling! Our fist couple: Gandalf the Grey and Lord Elrond of Rivendell! __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

09-17-2012, 05:28 PM	#13847
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"I will take Frodo as my Padawan learner." __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-17-2012, 05:57 PM	#13848
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Letting go of all civilities for a moment the crowd erupted, the cries from outside the ring were "fight, fight, fight." __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

09-17-2012, 06:12 PM	#13849
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,411	"Calm down, Gandalf, you look worse than Barliman's wife after he overindulges in his prize ale!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-17-2012, 09:53 PM	#13850
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf leaned on his staff, panting heavily. These things only got more difficult the more he aged. Still, he proudly met the gazes of the gathered council and placed his hand saucily on his hip. "Elrond," he proclaimed. "You just got served." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-18-2012, 11:49 AM	#13851
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,411	"No, I will take the Ring!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-19-2012, 04:25 PM	#13853
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond: "What time do you call this? We ordered that pizza for delivery an hour ago!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-19-2012, 07:50 PM	#13854
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gandalf: Who has been leaving hair in the drains? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-21-2012, 10:38 AM	#13855
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Galdalf pouts when Elrond informs himthat his hair just doesn't keep up with the current styles. The witnesses watch with baited breath, more than willing to testify in court if Gandalf attacks Elrond for the constructive criticism. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

09-21-2012, 01:15 PM	#13856
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Gandalf was forced to admit that, no, he'd never marvelled at the beauty of it; but if Elrond didn't stop showing off about that new robe he was going to scratch his eyes out. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

09-21-2012, 07:43 PM	#13858
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,411	Paying attention to nothing but the argument at hand, no one noticed that while they were shouting at each other, both Frodo and the Ring disappeared... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-22-2012, 10:40 AM	#13859
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Gandalf refuses to accept Elrond's verdict that his rendition of "I'm a little teapot" wasn't good enough to get him through to the next round of Rivendell's got talent. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-22-2012, 11:03 AM	#13860
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	Gandalf wonders how he is going to juggle the tube of A-535 rub on his back. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-05-2012, 10:56 AM	#13861
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Sorry guys. Apparently this won't show as an image, so it's a link. Have fun! __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

10-05-2012, 02:53 PM	#13862
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Though carefully manicured, Saruman's thumbnail was a serious detriment to his bowling game. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-06-2012, 12:26 PM	#13863
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"What do you mean, 'Reply hazy, try again'?" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-07-2012, 01:54 AM	#13864
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	"I'm down to four fingers & one arm WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, SAURON??"

10-07-2012, 09:41 AM	#13865
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,411	Saruman stares at the palantir with all two of his eyes. Sauron stares back with all one. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-07-2012, 03:13 PM	#13866
Nolwë_Namiel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Beleriand - First Age Posts: 19	Now that I've got my knife handy, I'll just carve this baby into an image of the Great One himself.

10-08-2012, 12:46 AM	#13867
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Saruman always used to spend time down the Bowling Alley on his days off........ __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-09-2012, 07:56 AM	#13868
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my order: Build me and ar-may! __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

10-09-2012, 08:37 PM	#13870
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"It's a Palantir. Nothing more. If you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary dotard whose brigands drink in the reek, and whose brats roll on the floor with the dogs." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-10-2012, 01:04 AM	#13871
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	No matter how big and disgusting the wart on his hand got, Saruman refused to get it seen to. In fact, he started personifying it and calling it his new best friend. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-10-2012, 06:12 AM	#13872
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	All right Gandalf, what do you say?. I make this 7-10 split and you join me in ruling Middle-earth! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-12-2012, 02:02 PM	#13873
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman was overjoyed to snag one of this year's limited supply of Heston Blumenthal's Whole Orange Christmas Puddings. "I can get £40 for this on eBay!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-15-2012, 03:18 PM	#13874
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/...rsion_FotR.jpg Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam." Last edited by MCRmyGirl4eva; 10-18-2012 at 06:28 AM.

10-15-2012, 03:25 PM	#13875
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"Anyone ever tell you you look sort of like a frightened weasel?" or "So that's when the squirrel came to and really started protecting its nuts. Anyway, that's how I got this scar." __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God. Last edited by Inziladun; 10-15-2012 at 07:48 PM.

10-18-2012, 06:29 AM	#13876
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	You will buy me ice cream, or you will suffer. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

10-18-2012, 03:52 PM	#13878
Unforgiven Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 34	Hey, who does your flaxen hair? I could use a good wash and wax. __________________ Out from the new day's mist We have come We shift, pulsing with the Earth... Company We keep Roaming the land while you... sleep

10-18-2012, 06:01 PM	#13879
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The final show down in the All Middle-earth Mighty Mullet Competition starts to turn nasty when Aragorn accuses his opponent of using kirby grips rather than commit fully to the philosophy of 'business in front, party at the back'. __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-18-2012, 07:02 PM	#13880
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,411	"Do I know you from somewhere?" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera