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mormegil · 08-24-2011, 07:53 AM

Orlando: I'm sorry, you want me to what?

PJ: I want you to surf down the oliphants trunk, the teenage girl demographic will love it.

Orlando: Seriously?

PJ: Of course.

Galadriel55 · 08-24-2011, 01:39 PM

Legolas prepares to flee from the oncoming wave of fangirls.

Inziladun · 08-24-2011, 02:14 PM

Voiceover: "Legolas Greenleaf uses Nimrodel™ brand conditioner. You should too!"

Bom Tombadillo · 08-24-2011, 04:08 PM

"What do you mean, 'look behind you?'"

narfforc · 08-25-2011, 02:45 AM

Peter Jackson off camera..''Try and keep the costume clean this time Orlando, we need it when you play Legolas in The Hobbit''

Legolas Bloom..''But he isn't in The Hobbit''

Pider Jigson...''Shhhh we don't want that to get out, Phillipa get Cate and Sir Christopher on the phone''.

The Might · 08-26-2011, 11:17 AM

Dumbledore dies?

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-26-2011, 01:26 PM

Discussing nhis relationship to PJ as a director:

"I cannot work with that man. He simply drains me."

Galadriel55 · 08-26-2011, 02:25 PM

Orlando Greenleaf: "'The Eagles are comming'? But that's not my line; it's Bilbo's."

PJ: "That doesn't matter. We need someone to play Captain Obvious in TH."

FeRaL sHaDoW · 08-27-2011, 03:28 AM

Gimli: Now Legolas I don’t want to scare you but there may or may not be a giraffe trying to sneak up behind you....

Or

Legolas realises they could have ridden the eagles from the start.

Mithalwen · 08-27-2011, 03:59 AM

When Botox goes bad.....

Legolas tries to work out his share of the bill without using his fingers...

The wind changed and he did stick like it.....

narfforc · 08-27-2011, 12:47 PM

.. Spider Elf...Spider Elf kills a Mumakil all by himself. Flies through air, with perfect ease, like a swarm of drunken bees....LOOK OUT ..here comes the Spider Elf.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-05-2011, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Might

Dumbledore dies?

Yeah, it's a perfect expression. How about:

Gimli got a payrise? But...

luthien-elvenprincess · 09-05-2011, 06:37 PM

That's how dwarfs procreate!

Galadriel55 · 09-05-2011, 06:47 PM

"Wait... I was supposed to be playing a guy?!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-06-2011, 02:20 AM

The rest of the guys have gone to a disco? But...

Galadriel55 · 09-06-2011, 03:47 PM

Legolas feels the snow give way under him...

____

"No way! I'm not doing the wave for that loser!"

Galadriel55 · 09-08-2011, 07:25 PM

Gimli: "Legolas! You have first watch!"

Legolas: "...Why me...?"

~~~

Gandalf: "You fool of a Took! This is not a hobbit walking party! Next time you feel bored go bother Legolas!"

~~~

Aragorn: "What happened to your sight? Did you fall asleep on watch? Crebain are flying all over the place, and you didn't wake me up as I asked you!"

Legolas: "Crebain? I thought they were black butterflies!"

~~~

Aragorn: "Legolas! Can you see what's waiting for us there?"

Legolas: "I...see...GRAVE....DANGER....."

Inziladun · 09-08-2011, 08:33 PM

"Right, Orlando. You're to jump on Gandalf's head, step to Gimli's upper lip, leap onto Théoden's back, then slide down the wall while shooting arrows and carrying that catapult on your back".

Galadriel55 · 09-15-2011, 07:22 AM

Who's Legolas?

Oddwen · 09-20-2011, 11:06 AM

Who's Orlando Bloom?

Galadriel55 · 09-28-2011, 12:24 PM

"Pippin?! Sheesh, how many ent-draughts did you have?"

Oddwen · 10-04-2011, 11:05 PM

And as Grima approached the highest C, the cracks in the walls began to lengthen, the wolves howled ever louder, and Saruman dropped to his knees as the palantir shattered into powder.

Or...

Grima: Haaaaaaaaappy meal.

Or...

Saruman: Hey Grima, what is your favorite vowel?

Grima: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Or...

Gargling with tequila is an important part of Wormtongue's morning hygiene. Okay, the only part of his morning hygiene. Okay, okay, his only attempts at hygiene.

Inziladun · 10-05-2011, 05:23 AM

"Hey, Éowyn, is there something stuck in my teeth?"

Or....

Gríma hadn't known the King was using Éowyn's bath chamber that day.

Galadriel55 · 10-05-2011, 04:32 PM

Headline:

Phantom of the Opera! ONLY TODAY! Grima Wormtongue preforming.

Kitanna · 10-06-2011, 01:02 PM

"Ooooooooklahoma, where the winds come sweepin' down the plain."

The Elf-warrior · 10-06-2011, 10:56 PM

"And the Nazgûl come in the niiiiight!"

Parmastahir · 10-07-2011, 04:44 AM

Doctor: "OK, open your mouth and say 'ahhh.' "

Grima opens his mouth.

Doctor: "OK, now say 'ahhh."

Grima: "I can't say 'ahhh.' "

Doctor: "But you just did."

Grima: "Did what?

Doctor: "Said 'ahhh.' "

Grima: "I can't say 'ahhh.' "

Galadriel55 · 10-14-2011, 07:24 PM

Eomer (behind Grima's back): "Boo!"

or

Grima sits on a cactus.

Galadriel55 · 10-15-2011, 02:05 PM

History teacher: now who can tell me, why was Wormtongue so unpopular?

Students: Because he promised to sing an aria to any one who supported him!

Galadriel55 · 10-20-2011, 05:58 PM

Grima sees the 13716th post of this thread.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-21-2011, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Grima sees the 13716th post of this thread.

Grima expresses frustration with the admin of acquiring an escort online.

Galadriel55 · 10-21-2011, 05:20 PM

"That fool Hama betrayed us! I told him to take Gandalf's staff, but instead he took his cloak!"

Parmastahir · 11-05-2011, 10:27 AM

that I wish I had said it! Well played, Galadriel!

Galadriel55 · 11-12-2011, 10:42 AM

Gold!!!!!!

Poor Smaug was so concerned about his hoard that he didn't even dare to go outside to eat! Look at how thin he got!

Inziladun · 11-12-2011, 11:34 AM

To catch garden-loving hobbits, Smaug's tail deployed a special lure.

Galadriel55 · 11-12-2011, 01:19 PM

New dwarven invention: teapot in the shape of a dragon...

Pitchwife · 11-12-2011, 01:39 PM

Smaug: "I like a good smoke myself, Bilbo, but don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?"

Galadriel55 · 11-12-2011, 02:16 PM

Smaug openly supports les Québécoises

Pitchwife · 11-12-2011, 02:24 PM

Bilbo was awed to discover that Smaug was an honorary citizen of Florence.

Galadriel55 · 11-12-2011, 02:33 PM

Smaug: "My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt..."

Bilbo: "What?! That thin, flimsy tail? No way!"

08-24-2011, 07:53 AM	#13681
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Orlando: I'm sorry, you want me to what? PJ: I want you to surf down the oliphants trunk, the teenage girl demographic will love it. Orlando: Seriously? PJ: Of course. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-24-2011, 01:39 PM	#13682
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Legolas prepares to flee from the oncoming wave of fangirls. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-24-2011, 02:14 PM	#13683
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Voiceover: "Legolas Greenleaf uses Nimrodel™ brand conditioner. You should too!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

08-24-2011, 04:08 PM	#13684
Bom Tombadillo Wight Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Behind you . . . . BOO! Posts: 222	"What do you mean, 'look behind you?'" __________________ Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them. Phenris Dorph

08-25-2011, 02:45 AM	#13685
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Peter Jackson off camera..''Try and keep the costume clean this time Orlando, we need it when you play Legolas in The Hobbit'' Legolas Bloom..''But he isn't in The Hobbit'' Pider Jigson...''Shhhh we don't want that to get out, Phillipa get Cate and Sir Christopher on the phone''. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-26-2011, 11:17 AM	#13686
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Dumbledore dies? __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

08-26-2011, 01:26 PM	#13687
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Discussing nhis relationship to PJ as a director: "I cannot work with that man. He simply drains me." __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-26-2011, 02:25 PM	#13688
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Continuing with PJ Orlando Greenleaf: "'The Eagles are comming'? But that's not my line; it's Bilbo's." PJ: "That doesn't matter. We need someone to play Captain Obvious in TH." __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-27-2011, 03:28 AM	#13689
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Gimli: Now Legolas I don’t want to scare you but there may or may not be a giraffe trying to sneak up behind you.... Or Legolas realises they could have ridden the eagles from the start. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

08-27-2011, 03:59 AM	#13690
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	When Botox goes bad..... Legolas tries to work out his share of the bill without using his fingers... The wind changed and he did stick like it..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-27-2011, 12:47 PM	#13691
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.. Spider Elf...Spider Elf kills a Mumakil all by himself. Flies through air, with perfect ease, like a swarm of drunken bees....LOOK OUT ..here comes the Spider Elf. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-05-2011, 06:37 PM	#13693
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	That's how dwarfs procreate! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

09-05-2011, 06:47 PM	#13694
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	"Wait... I was supposed to be playing a guy?!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-06-2011, 02:20 AM	#13695
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The rest of the guys have gone to a disco? But... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-06-2011, 03:47 PM	#13696
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Legolas feels the snow give way under him... ____ "No way! I'm not doing the wave for that loser!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 09-06-2011 at 03:59 PM.

09-08-2011, 07:25 PM	#13697
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Gimli: "Legolas! You have first watch!" Legolas: "...Why me...?" ~~~ Gandalf: "You fool of a Took! This is not a hobbit walking party! Next time you feel bored go bother Legolas!" ~~~ Aragorn: "What happened to your sight? Did you fall asleep on watch? Crebain are flying all over the place, and you didn't wake me up as I asked you!" Legolas: "Crebain? I thought they were black butterflies!" ~~~ Aragorn: "Legolas! Can you see what's waiting for us there?" Legolas: "I...see...GRAVE....DANGER....." __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-08-2011, 08:33 PM	#13698
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"Right, Orlando. You're to jump on Gandalf's head, step to Gimli's upper lip, leap onto Théoden's back, then slide down the wall while shooting arrows and carrying that catapult on your back". __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-15-2011, 07:22 AM	#13699
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Who's Legolas? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-20-2011, 11:06 AM	#13700
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Who's Orlando Bloom? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-28-2011, 12:24 PM	#13701
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	"Pippin?! Sheesh, how many ent-draughts did you have?" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-04-2011, 11:05 PM	#13702
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	And as Grima approached the highest C, the cracks in the walls began to lengthen, the wolves howled ever louder, and Saruman dropped to his knees as the palantir shattered into powder. Or... Grima: Haaaaaaaaappy meal. Or... Saruman: Hey Grima, what is your favorite vowel? Grima: AAAAAAAAAAAA Or... Gargling with tequila is an important part of Wormtongue's morning hygiene. Okay, the only part of his morning hygiene. Okay, okay, his only attempts at hygiene. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-05-2011, 05:23 AM	#13703
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"Hey, Éowyn, is there something stuck in my teeth?" Or.... Gríma hadn't known the King was using Éowyn's bath chamber that day. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-05-2011, 04:32 PM	#13704
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Headline: Phantom of the Opera! ONLY TODAY! Grima Wormtongue preforming. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-06-2011, 01:02 PM	#13705
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	"Ooooooooklahoma, where the winds come sweepin' down the plain." __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-06-2011, 10:56 PM	#13706
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	"And the Nazgûl come in the niiiiight!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-07-2011, 04:44 AM	#13707
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	He said, she said . . . Doctor: "OK, open your mouth and say 'ahhh.' " Grima opens his mouth. Doctor: "OK, now say 'ahhh." Grima: "I can't say 'ahhh.' " Doctor: "But you just did." Grima: "Did what? Doctor: "Said 'ahhh.' " Grima: "I can't say 'ahhh.' " __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends. Last edited by Parmastahir; 11-05-2011 at 10:26 AM.

10-14-2011, 07:24 PM	#13708
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Eomer (behind Grima's back): "Boo!" or Grima sits on a cactus. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 10-14-2011 at 07:28 PM.

10-15-2011, 02:05 PM	#13709
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	History teacher: now who can tell me, why was Wormtongue so unpopular? Students: Because he promised to sing an aria to any one who supported him! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-20-2011, 05:58 PM	#13710
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Grima sees the 13716th post of this thread. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-21-2011, 05:20 PM	#13712
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	You know someone has to do this... "That fool Hama betrayed us! I told him to take Gandalf's staff, but instead he took his cloak!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-05-2011, 10:27 AM	#13713
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	That was so good . . . that I wish I had said it! Well played, Galadriel! __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

11-12-2011, 10:42 AM	#13714
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Gold!!!!!! Poor Smaug was so concerned about his hoard that he didn't even dare to go outside to eat! Look at how thin he got! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-12-2011, 11:34 AM	#13715
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	To catch garden-loving hobbits, Smaug's tail deployed a special lure. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

11-12-2011, 01:19 PM	#13716
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	New dwarven invention: teapot in the shape of a dragon... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-12-2011, 01:39 PM	#13717
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Smaug: "I like a good smoke myself, Bilbo, but don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?" __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI