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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-20-2010, 01:55 AM

Eru wakes up; realises it was all a dream and that he hadn't actually made anything yet.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-20-2010, 09:07 AM

Bilbo looks out the window and begins the
original version of his work There and Back Again

"It was a dark and stormy night...

Morthoron · 12-20-2010, 10:23 AM

Not being able to find the door knob ensured Morgoth would never open the door of eternal night.

Mänwe · 12-20-2010, 02:33 PM

'The Barrow-Downs'......hacked

Galadriel55 · 12-22-2010, 06:56 PM

Merry: Not Gandalf uncloaking again!
Pippin: Forget uncloaking! LOOK AT HIS BOOTS!!!

Strider, we know we're supposed to hide, but we weren't expecting to be camouflaged to this point!

Operation "hobbits-->orcs" in process!

Merry and Pippin have a staring contest with the Party Tree.
Unfortunately, Glaurung thought that the stares were meant for him.

Frodo thought that his friends' hair looked better when they used the old shampoo.

Which one is Bil Ferny and which is the Southener?

Merry and Pippin decided to surprise Sam on his birthday and dress up as orcs. What a shock it's been for them when they found out that Sam, wanting to surprise them, dressed up as a Balrog! - "Would've been better with wings on," - states Pippin.

*Edit: HURRAY!!! it worked! The image shows up!*

Inziladun · 12-22-2010, 08:45 PM

Farmer Maggot's latest attempt to protect his crops involved laying minefields.

Glirdan · 12-22-2010, 09:27 PM

*Mike the TV Announcer: Tired of looking like this? Then come on down to Isengard where we got the best anti-aging cream around!! Lowest price and best around for 99 99 99!!!

or

Merry: I knew we shouldn't have mixed the Ent Draught with the Southfarthing Weed.....

*For anybody who does not recognize that, I totall stole the Mike and 99 99 99 from Reboot the cartoon...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-24-2010, 09:01 AM

Sadly, Merry and Pippin's chimneysweep business
failed after they indulged once too often in
Treebeard's water elexir.

Galadriel55 · 12-24-2010, 02:40 PM

...and then they saw a scene that made their hair stand up...

Galadriel55 · 12-30-2010, 09:05 PM

The Balrog wasn't impressed about Pippin's remark that its wings look fake.

Parmastahir · 01-03-2011, 08:30 AM

Pippin: "This myth is confirmed. Troll farts are combustible!"

Merry: "I'd say 'I told you so' if only I wished I had not told you so!"

Galadriel55 · 01-03-2011, 06:50 PM

Pippin & Merry: Whatcha laughing at? Huh? huh? What's so funny? Laughing at me, eh?

Galadriel55 · 01-05-2011, 06:00 PM

Merry: Bilbo, we're so sorry, we lost the tickets to your party...
Bilbo: That's all right, lads! That shouldn't cause much problems: I accept lost tickets as well!
Pippin:

Beregond · 01-12-2011, 03:19 PM

After discovering ent draught came in pints, Merry and Pippin started to become positively tree-ish.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-13-2011, 08:29 AM

Peter Jackson tried to compensate for the lack of black protagonists in LotR by giving Merry and Pippin afros and poor hygiene.

Not only was the idea poorly executed, but it was also a bit racist.

Galadriel55 · 01-17-2011, 07:40 PM

Pippin: Merry, you fool of a Brandybuck!!! Why did you make the palantir explode?!?!?! We didn't finish watching the show!

And another one for Mythbusters:
"Myth busted! Smaug is still alive!"

Parmastahir · 01-27-2011, 07:05 PM

Joined at the hair!

Parmastahir · 01-27-2011, 07:09 PM

After a solid week of smoking Longbottom leaf . . .

Pippin: "I've got the munchies!"

Merry: "I could go for some chocolate covered Lembas!"

Pippin: "If you're buyin', I'm flyin'."

Merry: "I think you're already flyin'!"

narfforc · 01-28-2011, 02:52 AM

Pippin:- You picked the wrong one, it was ANGB...

Merry:- What!, it came from ANGBAND?

Pippin:- No...it was just BANG out of order!

Parmastahir · 02-01-2011, 07:44 PM

Pippin: "Do you know us?"

Merry: "We couldn't get a room at the Prancing Pony without being attacked by Black Riders."

Pippin: "So now we carry the Middle-earth Express card."

Merry: "Whether it's a pint at the Green Dragon or a night at a Minas Tirith, we're covered."

Pippin: "I'll say you're covered! What's that all over you?"

Merry: "It's carbon black from a Balrog. But no worries. I'll charge a hot bath on my MeX card!"

Pippin/Merry: "Don't leave The Shire without it!"

Galadriel55 · 02-06-2011, 08:59 AM

I have a feeling that we need a new picture...

Turn around, PJ! The characters you insulted are here to get revenge!

Mithalwen · 02-06-2011, 11:30 AM

PJ "Who says I have no respect for Professor Tolkien's work? It's not true - I have this much respect for Professor Tolkien's work..."

Evisse the Blue · 02-06-2011, 12:07 PM

'This is how much I plan to stick by the Hobbit book'

Inziladun · 02-06-2011, 02:16 PM

"Gimme five, Orlando! That shield-surfing scene got us an extra million. Do another take with your shirt off and we'll really clean up!"

Pitchwife · 02-06-2011, 02:43 PM

"Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises? - Forget it; I'm out!"

Mithalwen · 02-06-2011, 03:20 PM

Peter Jackson struggles with perspective "Small ..... far awaaaaaaaaaay"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25N-4zrk390 (0.30)

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-06-2011, 03:25 PM

Pj: Hold Your Lineeeeessssss

mormegil · 02-08-2011, 06:40 PM

Just a pinch of that pipe weed please.

Mithalwen · 02-08-2011, 07:00 PM

As they prepare to film the ride of the Rohirrim, PJ takes time out to play a game of Giant Invisible Darts.

Rikae · 02-08-2011, 07:18 PM

PJ: "Not everyone deserves to have their head crushed, just 99.99999% of them."

Galadriel55 · 02-08-2011, 09:55 PM

PJ: What d'ya mean, the army's not here? what am I seeing, then? So you're saying I'm halucinating?! Don't be absurd - I only drank that much yesterday!

***

As Faramir, Elrond, and other characters that were ruined in the movie point their weapons at PJ, he raises one hand. The other he keeps in his bag. When he is told to show what he's hiding, he says:
"If you want it - come and claim it!"
Glorfindel smirks in a satisfied way: "Now that horse-thief had her role stolen too!"

Parmastahir · 02-24-2011, 08:16 PM

. . . that the Witch-King of Angmar wore glasses?

W-K of A: "I care this much for that prophecy! Whaaa??? OUCH!"

Parmastahir · 02-26-2011, 07:52 AM

"Hello orc legions! Let me introduce tonight's group: Théoden and the Thundering Éoreds! Hit it, boys!!"

Parmastahir · 02-26-2011, 07:54 AM

"One . . . two . . . three . . . RED LIGHT! OK, Éomer, I saw you. Go back to the start!"

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-26-2011, 03:00 PM

As the Rohirrim leapt forward in their irrisistable charge at
PJ a full throated chant sprang from everyone's lips:

UNION! UNION! UNION!

Galadriel55 · 03-21-2011, 05:29 PM

Aragorn: Eowyn, I need to confess something to you.

Eowyn: What is it, darling?

Aragorn: You're my sister.

Eowyn: Aragorn, how much did you drink yesterday?

~*~

Aragorn: One moment, Eowyn, please... I have an emergency business...

~*~

Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm not coming close to you until you take a proper bath!

~*~

Eowyn: What's wrong, dear?

Aragorn: I miss my mommy! *breaks out crying*

~*~

Aragorn: Say one more word about coming with me and meeting your death, and I'm going to chop you into pieces myself!

Eowyn: Fine, then!Be like that!

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-21-2011, 06:13 PM

Eowyn: Isn't everyone here phony?
Aragorn: So what's youtr sign? Btw, do you
realize in a few thousand years all of the zodiac
will move up and by the 6th or 7th Age everyone
will raed their wrong fortune.

Inziladun · 03-21-2011, 06:34 PM

Aragorn suddenly realised wearing expensive Imladris-made boots was a bad idea in "horse country".

Glirdan · 03-21-2011, 09:26 PM

Aragron looked away in dismay.....how had he failed to notice the horses head growing out of Eowyn's head!?

Loslote · 03-22-2011, 12:11 AM

Eowyn: Does this dress make me look fat? ... why aren't you answering? Aragorn?!

12-20-2010, 01:55 AM	#13561
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eru wakes up; realises it was all a dream and that he hadn't actually made anything yet. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-20-2010, 09:07 AM	#13562
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Bilbo looks out the window and begins the original version of his work There and Back Again "It was a dark and stormy night... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-20-2010, 10:23 AM	#13563
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	Not being able to find the door knob ensured Morgoth would never open the door of eternal night. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

12-20-2010, 02:33 PM	#13564
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 283	'The Barrow-Downs'......hacked __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin)

12-22-2010, 06:56 PM	#13565
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Caption this! Merry: Not Gandalf uncloaking again! Pippin: Forget uncloaking! LOOK AT HIS BOOTS!!! Strider, we know we're supposed to hide, but we weren't expecting to be camouflaged to this point! Operation "hobbits-->orcs" in process! Merry and Pippin have a staring contest with the Party Tree. Unfortunately, Glaurung thought that the stares were meant for him. Frodo thought that his friends' hair looked better when they used the old shampoo. Which one is Bil Ferny and which is the Southener? Merry and Pippin decided to surprise Sam on his birthday and dress up as orcs. What a shock it's been for them when they found out that Sam, wanting to surprise them, dressed up as a Balrog! - "Would've been better with wings on," - states Pippin. Edit: HURRAY!!! it worked! The image shows up! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 12-22-2010 at 08:34 PM.

12-22-2010, 08:45 PM	#13566
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Farmer Maggot's latest attempt to protect his crops involved laying minefields. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

12-22-2010, 09:27 PM	#13567
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Mike the TV Announcer: Tired of looking like this? Then come on down to Isengard where we got the best anti-aging cream around!! Lowest price and best around for 99 99 99!!! or Merry: I knew we shouldn't have mixed the Ent Draught with the Southfarthing Weed..... For anybody who does not recognize that, I totall stole the Mike and 99 99 99 from Reboot the cartoon... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-24-2010, 09:01 AM	#13568
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Sadly, Merry and Pippin's chimneysweep business failed after they indulged once too often in Treebeard's water elexir. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-24-2010, 02:40 PM	#13569
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	...and then they saw a scene that made their hair stand up... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 12-24-2010 at 05:53 PM.

12-30-2010, 09:05 PM	#13570
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	The Balrog wasn't impressed about Pippin's remark that its wings look fake. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 12-31-2010 at 12:11 PM.

01-03-2011, 08:30 AM	#13571
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Middle-earth Mythbusters Pippin: "This myth is confirmed. Troll farts are combustible!" Merry: "I'd say 'I told you so' if only I wished I had not told you so!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

01-03-2011, 06:50 PM	#13572
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Middle-Earth Mirthbusters: Pippin & Merry: Whatcha laughing at? Huh? huh? What's so funny? Laughing at me, eh? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 01-03-2011 at 07:17 PM.

01-05-2011, 06:00 PM	#13573
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Merry: Bilbo, we're so sorry, we lost the tickets to your party... Bilbo: That's all right, lads! That shouldn't cause much problems: I accept lost tickets as well! Pippin: __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

01-12-2011, 03:19 PM	#13574
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	After discovering ent draught came in pints, Merry and Pippin started to become positively tree-ish. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

01-17-2011, 07:40 PM	#13576
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Pippin: Merry, you fool of a Brandybuck!!! Why did you make the palantir explode?!?!?! We didn't finish watching the show! And another one for Mythbusters: "Myth busted! Smaug is still alive!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 01-18-2011 at 04:46 PM.

01-27-2011, 07:05 PM	#13577
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Rarest of All Conjoined Twins Joined at the hair! __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

01-27-2011, 07:09 PM	#13578
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Southfarthing Binge . . . After a solid week of smoking Longbottom leaf . . . Pippin: "I've got the munchies!" Merry: "I could go for some chocolate covered Lembas!" Pippin: "If you're buyin', I'm flyin'." Merry: "I think you're already flyin'!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

01-28-2011, 02:52 AM	#13579
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Pippin:- You picked the wrong one, it was ANGB... Merry:- What!, it came from ANGBAND? Pippin:- No...it was just BANG out of order! __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-01-2011, 07:44 PM	#13580
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Shillin' for the man ... Pippin: "Do you know us?" Merry: "We couldn't get a room at the Prancing Pony without being attacked by Black Riders." Pippin: "So now we carry the Middle-earth Express card." Merry: "Whether it's a pint at the Green Dragon or a night at a Minas Tirith, we're covered." Pippin: "I'll say you're covered! What's that all over you?" Merry: "It's carbon black from a Balrog. But no worries. I'll charge a hot bath on my MeX card!" Pippin/Merry: "Don't leave The Shire without it!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

02-06-2011, 08:59 AM	#13581
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	I have a feeling that we need a new picture... Turn around, PJ! The characters you insulted are here to get revenge! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 02-06-2011 at 09:03 AM.

02-06-2011, 11:30 AM	#13582
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	PJ "Who says I have no respect for Professor Tolkien's work? It's not true - I have this much respect for Professor Tolkien's work..." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-06-2011, 12:07 PM	#13583
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	yeah.... 'This is how much I plan to stick by the Hobbit book' __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

02-06-2011, 02:16 PM	#13584
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"Gimme five, Orlando! That shield-surfing scene got us an extra million. Do another take with your shirt off and we'll really clean up!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

02-06-2011, 02:43 PM	#13585
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	"Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises? - Forget it; I'm out!" __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

02-06-2011, 03:20 PM	#13586
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Peter Jackson struggles with perspective "Small ..... far awaaaaaaaaaay" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25N-4zrk390 (0.30) __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 02-06-2011 at 03:25 PM.

02-06-2011, 03:25 PM	#13587
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Pj: Hold Your Lineeeeessssss __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-08-2011, 06:40 PM	#13588
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Just a pinch of that pipe weed please. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

02-08-2011, 07:00 PM	#13589
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	As they prepare to film the ride of the Rohirrim, PJ takes time out to play a game of Giant Invisible Darts. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-08-2011, 07:18 PM	#13590
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	PJ: "Not everyone deserves to have their head crushed, just 99.99999% of them."

02-08-2011, 09:55 PM	#13591
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	PJ: What d'ya mean, the army's not here? what am I seeing, then? So you're saying I'm halucinating?! Don't be absurd - I only drank that much yesterday! *** As Faramir, Elrond, and other characters that were ruined in the movie point their weapons at PJ, he raises one hand. The other he keeps in his bag. When he is told to show what he's hiding, he says: "If you want it - come and claim it!" Glorfindel smirks in a satisfied way: "Now that horse-thief had her role stolen too!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 02-08-2011 at 10:00 PM.

02-24-2011, 08:16 PM	#13592
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	I didn't know . . . . . . that the Witch-King of Angmar wore glasses? W-K of A: "I care this much for that prophecy! Whaaa??? OUCH!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

02-26-2011, 07:52 AM	#13593
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Rockin' out in M-e "Hello orc legions! Let me introduce tonight's group: Théoden and the Thundering Éoreds! Hit it, boys!!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

02-26-2011, 07:54 AM	#13594
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	M-e fun and games "One . . . two . . . three . . . RED LIGHT! OK, Éomer, I saw you. Go back to the start!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

02-26-2011, 03:00 PM	#13595
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	As the Rohirrim leapt forward in their irrisistable charge at PJ a full throated chant sprang from everyone's lips: UNION! UNION! UNION! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-21-2011, 05:29 PM	#13596
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,402	Reviving this thread... Aragorn: Eowyn, I need to confess something to you. Eowyn: What is it, darling? Aragorn: You're my sister. Eowyn: Aragorn, how much did you drink yesterday? ~~ Aragorn: One moment, Eowyn, please... I have an emergency business... ~~ Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm not coming close to you until you take a proper bath! ~~ Eowyn: What's wrong, dear? Aragorn: I miss my mommy! breaks out crying* ~~ Aragorn: Say one more word about coming with me and meeting your death, and I'm going to chop you into pieces myself! Eowyn: Fine, then!Be like that! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!...* ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 03-24-2011 at 09:52 PM.