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Eönwë · 05-18-2009, 10:37 AM

*Gandalf uncloaks*

Galadriel: A little distasteful, Celeborn, wouldn't you say?

Celeborn: Indeed, couldn't have said it better myself.

-----or----

Galadriel: Why are you wearing a dress?

Celeborn: Well, YOU ARE... erm... *looks around nervously*

Morthoron · 05-18-2009, 09:00 PM

Celeborn: Are those real?

mormegil · 05-18-2009, 09:34 PM

Galadriel: *sniff sniff* Dear, I think you stepped in Warg poo.

TheOrcWithNoName · 05-19-2009, 05:58 AM

Galadriel: I think you're fly is undone!

or

Galadriel: So, do you want a double cheese burger & fries or what?

Oddwen · 05-19-2009, 10:19 AM

Another Conspiracy Unmasked...?

TheOrcWithNoName · 05-19-2009, 02:34 PM

Celeborn: Don't turn around, I think we have a stalker!

The Only Real Estel · 05-22-2009, 09:03 AM

Celeborn: "If you had told me you were going to do something with your hair I would've done more then straighten mine!"

Galadriel: "It's only the humidity."

Boromir88 · 06-03-2009, 10:30 PM

Celeborn: Do you think it is time for a new photo?
Galadriel: Patience, my husband.
(brief pause)
Celeborn: How about now?

Haldir: Haha, people thought Legolas' shield-sliding was cool, wait until they see this! ahhh...*falls and dies*

Oddwen · 06-03-2009, 11:05 PM

Haldir: Gil-barad! What is that I see reflected in your shiny, shiny armor? GAAHHH! *dies*

mormegil · 06-03-2009, 11:05 PM

Haldir: Oh Crap! I left my lights on back in Lothlorien.

Boromir88 · 06-04-2009, 12:11 AM

Haldir: Oh not now...cramp!

narfforc · 06-04-2009, 01:37 PM

Haldir- "LEGOLAS!!!!, have you seen my helmet anywhere"

mormegil · 06-04-2009, 02:10 PM

Haldir just remember he didn't take his mom's advice and was NOT wearing clean underwear.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-05-2009, 07:12 AM

This picture shows Haldir two second after telling that orc to "Look up there!"

OR

Haldir knew this discount hair dressers was a bad idea...

Valesse · 06-05-2009, 09:47 PM

Across the Hornburg was heard "Red light! Green light! One... two... three!"

OR

MMORPG lag. Always at the worst times.

narfforc · 06-06-2009, 01:44 AM

Haldir: "I smell trouble"

Orc: "That'll be the armpits, wait until you smell my feet"

Boromir88 · 06-06-2009, 08:06 AM

Haldir was not informed about the covered quicksand pits spread throughout Helm's Deep's defenses.

Eönwë · 06-06-2009, 08:14 AM

Uruk: Do the dance, Haldir!
Haldir: What!? Now!?

--OR---
(alternately)

Uruk: Do the dance, Haldir!
Haldir: Let's go! *slips and falls*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-06-2009, 12:19 PM

Cheating Wife's Secret Elf-affair Uncovered

Valesse · 06-06-2009, 07:24 PM

Haldir discovers that extreme roller hockey just wasn't for him.

Boromir88 · 06-09-2009, 08:39 PM

Haldir sees the new caption..."

must....not...see him...uncloak!"

Gandalf teaches line dancing every saturday night now. "shuffle left...shuffle right and grapevine."

mormegil · 06-09-2009, 08:47 PM

The town has final had enough of Gandalf's uncloaking, and his days are over...

++Gandalf

Mnemosyne · 06-09-2009, 08:49 PM

Gandalf: Aaaaaaaaah! A spider!

Oddwen · 06-09-2009, 09:43 PM

Gandalf: Flee, foul minions of Saruman, or you shall see Gandalf the White Unclo...AHH!

Swarm of Downers: Oh no you don't!

Morsul the Dark · 06-09-2009, 10:14 PM

Gandalf: You see with TIDE(tm) My cloak stays clean even during the worst of battles

FeRaL sHaDoW · 06-10-2009, 01:37 AM

Gandalf loved going to rave parties on his horse.

Boromir88 · 06-10-2009, 05:51 AM

Shadowfax's mighty sneeze has the power to stun Orcs and de-horse her rider.

Or

Gandalf: Ma-ia-heee, Ma-ia-huuu, Ma-ia-haa, Ma-ia-haha

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-10-2009, 06:23 AM

Gandalf never was good at going incognito...

OR

Gandalf: Sorry, Shadowfax, I've got to fly! * whoosh*

Kuruharan · 06-10-2009, 09:52 PM

Uruk Looking Up Gandalf's Robe: So what is all this uncloaking I keep hearing about..?

narfforc · 06-11-2009, 12:29 AM

In an attempt to avoid the orkish swords, Gandalf does the Scootish sabre dance on horseback.

or

"No!!!!, you stupid orcs, this how to hold a weapon", shouted Gandalf as he showed them his staff...................

The Only Real Estel · 06-11-2009, 04:21 PM

The delay the Uruks caused on the way out to the pasture was of particularly great annoyance to Gandalf & the Rohirrim for; as you can see by the state of their path from the door, their horses just couldn't "hold it" any longer!

Babidi Buu · 06-11-2009, 08:34 PM

Uruk-Bowling with Gandalf and Shadowfax, it never gets old..

Eönwë · 06-13-2009, 04:42 AM

Shadowfax is extremely flexible (and long)

Boromir88 · 06-15-2009, 07:41 PM

Gandalf: Hi-ho Shadowfax! To the new picture!

Everyone in Gondor found out about Boromir's little secret.

Faramir: It's alright brother, you still need daddy to read bedtime stories and tuck you in at night, there's nothing to be ashamed of....really...

Oddwen · 06-15-2009, 08:49 PM

Spitting contests. Enjoyed everywhere that Dunedain are Dunedain.

Morsul the Dark · 06-15-2009, 09:54 PM

boromir: do you smell that?

faramir: seriously it's stinging my eyes!

Boromir: Every time those rangers come in for supplies

mormegil · 06-15-2009, 11:16 PM

Faramir: Yes we did lose Osgiliath but I saved 15% by switching to Geico.

Oddwen · 06-15-2009, 11:48 PM

Faramir: Heh heh, that silly Ranger didn't even know what Disco is...woah! Hold hard, Borrums!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-16-2009, 04:34 AM

Boromir: If one more person calls me Sharpe, I'm going to snap!

OR

This Beard growing contest has been going on for some time. They want to grow them by sheer will power.

Nessa Telrunya · 06-16-2009, 08:51 AM

Boromir: You did WHAT with a cucumber and one of my gauntlets?!

Faramir: Nonono, I meant to say greaves, not gauntlets!

Boromir:One of my greaves? X_X

05-18-2009, 10:37 AM	#13241
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Gandalf uncloaks Galadriel: A little distasteful, Celeborn, wouldn't you say? Celeborn: Indeed, couldn't have said it better myself. -----or---- Galadriel: Why are you wearing a dress? Celeborn: Well, YOU ARE... erm... looks around nervously __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-18-2009, 09:00 PM	#13242
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	Celeborn: Are those real? __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

05-18-2009, 09:34 PM	#13243
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Galadriel: sniff sniff Dear, I think you stepped in Warg poo. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-19-2009, 05:58 AM	#13244
TheOrcWithNoName Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2009 Location: Birmingham, central England Posts: 48	Galadriel: I think you're fly is undone! or Galadriel: So, do you want a double cheese burger & fries or what? __________________ "No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer."

05-19-2009, 10:19 AM	#13245
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Another Conspiracy Unmasked...? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-19-2009, 02:34 PM	#13246
TheOrcWithNoName Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2009 Location: Birmingham, central England Posts: 48	Celeborn: Don't turn around, I think we have a stalker! __________________ "No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer."

05-22-2009, 09:03 AM	#13247
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Celeborn: "If you had told me you were going to do something with your hair I would've done more then straighten mine!" Galadriel: "It's only the humidity."

06-03-2009, 10:30 PM	#13248
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Celeborn: Do you think it is time for a new photo? Galadriel: Patience, my husband. (brief pause) Celeborn: How about now? Haldir: Haha, people thought Legolas' shield-sliding was cool, wait until they see this! ahhh...falls and dies __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-03-2009, 11:05 PM	#13249
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Haldir: Gil-barad! What is that I see reflected in your shiny, shiny armor? GAAHHH! dies __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-03-2009, 11:05 PM	#13250
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Haldir: Oh Crap! I left my lights on back in Lothlorien. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-04-2009, 12:11 AM	#13251
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Haldir: Oh not now...cramp! __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-04-2009, 01:37 PM	#13252
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Haldir- "LEGOLAS!!!!, have you seen my helmet anywhere" __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

06-04-2009, 02:10 PM	#13253
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Haldir just remember he didn't take his mom's advice and was NOT wearing clean underwear. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-05-2009, 07:12 AM	#13254
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This picture shows Haldir two second after telling that orc to "Look up there!" OR Haldir knew this discount hair dressers was a bad idea... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-05-2009, 09:47 PM	#13255
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Across the Hornburg was heard "Red light! Green light! One... two... three!" OR MMORPG lag. Always at the worst times. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-06-2009, 01:44 AM	#13256
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Haldir: "I smell trouble" Orc: "That'll be the armpits, wait until you smell my feet" __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

06-06-2009, 08:06 AM	#13257
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Haldir was not informed about the covered quicksand pits spread throughout Helm's Deep's defenses. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-06-2009, 08:14 AM	#13258
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Uruk: Do the dance, Haldir! Haldir: What!? Now!? --OR--- (alternately) Uruk: Do the dance, Haldir! Haldir: Let's go! slips and falls __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-06-2009, 12:19 PM	#13259
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Daily Orc Cheating Wife's Secret Elf-affair Uncovered __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-06-2009, 07:24 PM	#13260
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Haldir discovers that extreme roller hockey just wasn't for him. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-09-2009, 08:39 PM	#13261
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Haldir sees the new caption..." must....not...see him...uncloak!" Gandalf teaches line dancing every saturday night now. "shuffle left...shuffle right and grapevine." __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-09-2009, 08:47 PM	#13262
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	The town has final had enough of Gandalf's uncloaking, and his days are over... ++Gandalf __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-09-2009, 08:49 PM	#13263
Mnemosyne Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Between the past and the future Posts: 1,159	Gandalf: Aaaaaaaaah! A spider! __________________ Got corsets?

06-09-2009, 09:43 PM	#13264
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: Flee, foul minions of Saruman, or you shall see Gandalf the White Unclo...AHH! Swarm of Downers: Oh no you don't! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-09-2009, 10:14 PM	#13265
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gandalf: You see with TIDE(tm) My cloak stays clean even during the worst of battles __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

06-10-2009, 01:37 AM	#13266
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Gandalf loved going to rave parties on his horse. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

06-10-2009, 05:51 AM	#13267
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Shadowfax's mighty sneeze has the power to stun Orcs and de-horse her rider. Or Gandalf: Ma-ia-heee, Ma-ia-huuu, Ma-ia-haa, Ma-ia-haha __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 06-10-2009 at 05:56 AM.

06-10-2009, 06:23 AM	#13268
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf never was good at going incognito... OR Gandalf: Sorry, Shadowfax, I've got to fly! * whoosh* __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-10-2009, 09:52 PM	#13269
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Uruk Looking Up Gandalf's Robe: So what is all this uncloaking I keep hearing about..? __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-11-2009, 12:29 AM	#13270
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	In an attempt to avoid the orkish swords, Gandalf does the Scootish sabre dance on horseback. or "No!!!!, you stupid orcs, this how to hold a weapon", shouted Gandalf as he showed them his staff................... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

06-11-2009, 04:21 PM	#13271
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Apologies in Advance... The delay the Uruks caused on the way out to the pasture was of particularly great annoyance to Gandalf & the Rohirrim for; as you can see by the state of their path from the door, their horses just couldn't "hold it" any longer!

06-11-2009, 08:34 PM	#13272
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Uruk-Bowling with Gandalf and Shadowfax, it never gets old..

06-13-2009, 04:42 AM	#13273
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Shadowfax is extremely flexible (and long) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-15-2009, 07:41 PM	#13274
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gandalf: Hi-ho Shadowfax! To the new picture! Everyone in Gondor found out about Boromir's little secret. Faramir: It's alright brother, you still need daddy to read bedtime stories and tuck you in at night, there's nothing to be ashamed of....really... __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-15-2009, 08:49 PM	#13275
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Spitting contests. Enjoyed everywhere that Dunedain are Dunedain. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door